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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous, lust, political,

RONALD LIKES A NICE BIT OF RUMP

A politician called Ronald Dump Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump At a peachy pert tush All his brains turn to mush His wife floors him – you should see the lump! Fictional write for fun 7th June 2016


Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: beautiful, feelings, fun, funny, life, poetry,

it is nice to write happy poems

it is nice to write happy poems
nicey nicey 
happy happy 
poems
that make the sky 
and everything around me
brighter 
and me 
and everything around me
much much lighter

Poem Details | by Charlie Murder |
Categories: business, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, romance, slam, war, nice, me, nice,

im just gonna snap okay get over it

i dont care who you are
or what you think of me
build me up and break me down
then take your "stuff"* and flee

i hate you 
you know it too
so bring it to my plate
take a point and hold my ground
to not spew all my hate

you were so nice in the beginning 
well, what the "heck"* are you now?
gone, love, thats what you are
a filthy ugly cow

i am still the nice guy 
lord, you have said so much worse
and still im here, i still get by
a blessing, not a curse.

i didnt snap hard enough to say what i meant


Poem Details | by Julian Bohan |
Categories: angel, angst, art, bible, boyfriend, eve, god, humor, language, nature, nice, retirement, science, senses, silly, snow,

From The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand - E PLURIBUM ANUS



RIPAE BENI DEAU VER

In modus fasciculumque Brady pus.
Rogationes, confractum egemus.
Minara excommunica
Ripa nostra, sus amica,
Sic superbum precum, pape beatus.



Story:
http://www.sloveniatimes.com/president-to-attend-pope-francis-s-installation-mass#komentarji


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand moves in mysterious ways. Just ignore him. 


www.jesus.si

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,

4 Love

Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,

So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,

Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,

Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear. 


Poem Details | by Michael Ward |
Categories: fun, funny, humorous, nice, nonsense, smile, today,

A bit of fun

A bit of fun

There is a man crying
In a AA van on the edge of town  
I think he is heading for a
Breakdown >

Poem Details | by Marlene Murray |
Categories: funny, happiness, inspirational, people, nice, nice,

Make Someone's Day

If I had a dime
     Every single time
I heard someone say
     Have a nice day!

No riches on me
     Would you ever see!
Nor money in the bank
     Would I have to yank!

Most people won't take
     The time to fake
A laugh or a smile
     Might cramp their style?

So here's an idea
     Add a smile to your criteria
Make the effort, laugh and say
See yaw, have a nice day!


Poem Details | by Sidney Beck |
Categories: funny

IT'S NICE TO TRAVEL

IT’S   NICE   TO   TRAVEL

The president’s trip went so badly  
He wanted a drink very  madly
He ordered  his car
To the nearest bar
But  the tires were all flat, quite  sadly

So he called for his  747
The nearest  that he’ll get to heaven
When he asked for  some tea
They said sorry but we
Must  stop  first at a  seven  eleven

His tea bought, at last they got going
The strong brew  was pleasantly flowing,
As the plane’s nose came up
He up-ended  his  cup
And he flew without caring or knowing

Poem Details | by Ivo Cosentino |
Categories: adventure, creation, fun, funny, nice, poems, poetry,

My rhyme the best

Hi! I want to chant why my rhyme is the best;
I have a scant five minutes—this my time really limits;
If I fail it won't be my demise—Errare humanum est;
My rhyme makes folks gawk, sometimes so much they
Cannot even talk—My rhymes surprise and blow you away!

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10th April 2014
Contest: Rhyme Battle: Round Five
Sponsor: Juli-Michelle
Placing: 5th

Poem Details | by Marty Owens |
Categories: animals, funny, naturenice, nice,

Helpful Rooster

There once was a farmer named Joe.
Who knew how to handle a hoe.
     A nice feathered ****,
     Who knew how to rock,
Did help him his nice seed to sow.

This young farmer who's first name was Joe
Could hoe quite a bit in a row.
     He had a great shock.
     While feeding his ****.
The chickens his seed helped to sow!


*For Armano Aurocano Rock Star contest.

Poem Details | by Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories: family, food, funny, happiness, health, life, passion,

Nice Breakfast (Tanka)

this breakfast is nice, 
bacon, eggs, toast on the side 
black coffee to taste 

not one drop going to waste 
yum, yum, me and my tum, tum!

Poem Details | by Aed Hashim Sheik Ahmad |
Categories: funny,

Isn't it nice

Isn’t it nice,
If I wake up and I’m half my size,
Gorging on my favourite pie,
Never feeling shy.

Isn’t it nice,
If I wake up, just looking at the sky,
Don't bother about time,
And the whole world is all mine.

Isn’t it nice,
If I wake up with love by my side,
Cuddling me the way i like,
Just like I’m a child.

Isn’t it nice,
If I wake up and greeted with a surpise,
That my favourite mocha costs half a price,
Or winning a contest with $1million as a prize.

But I don’t think it’s nice,
Now that it's night and I’m sitting by the window wide-eyed,
Wishing upon the stars in the sky,
Doing nothing else but wasting my time :P

Poem Details | by Jimmi Canada |
Categories: brother, caregiving, crazy, dark, funny, goodbye, nice, poems,

Maturity

Two prates,

sick paste,

wanton waste,

yet terrible brain.


One more way,

for me in the daze,

then the song with the wait,

then the bong and your faith-

yes it's gone,
but no you're still to gait-

you're still to frame,

you're still to blame.

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: adventure, dedication, devotion, education, family, fantasy, food, funny, history, imagination, inspirational, life, nature, people, places, social, thank you, uplifting, visionary

Minnesota Nice

The great upper mid west
Minnesota put to the test
Ten thousand lakes and streams
Reality for many who like to dream


From Itasca state park
To the Louisiaina's wooden bark
The mighty Mississippi flows
Gently down the outcrop she goes


Crime rates are always's on the rise
But really does it come as such a surprise
Everyone seems to like to hug
Except when its a mosquito bug


So many call us Minnesota Nice
But some still say were Cold as Ice




Poem Details | by Elton Camp |
Categories: humor,

Be Nice to Fat People

Be Nice To Fat People

By Elton Camp

To speak ill of the obese is quite rude
It’s done only by folks mean and crude

It’s true that their energy may be low
Which can cause them to move slow

What their ridiculers don’t realize
That fact they could come to prize

For if the fatty should lag behind
The trim, the results won’t mind

If a bear is in hot pursuit
Then especially it will suit

Since to the one it catches first
The bear will then do its worst

So, to the fat, nice behave
Your life they may well save

Poem Details | by Yvonne De Carlosa |
Categories: humor, nonsense,

Man From Nice

Man From Nice


There was an old man from Nice

He could not cook up some rice

His sister fell ill

Then took a spill

Too bad they can not play dice.


Written: Oct. 25, 2015
Yvonne 

Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny, life

Not Quite As Nice As Yesterday (The Streak )

parked my car in the shopping mall lot

   A huge audience is what I sought

        stripped down to the buff
     looking like I had the right stuff

all I heard were five hot chic's yelling " NOT"



Song~The Streak

Poem Details | by vernon Tackett |
Categories: cheer up, cool, funny, giggle, nice, satire, smile,

An ode to Hillary

An ode to Hillary
Although the years have slowed your step, Hillary, you’re the man. You tried your best, but failed the test, maybe you shouldn’t have ran. We loved your smile, but only a little while, when we realized it wasn’t sincere. Your debates were shrewd, and a little bit crude, but you were still kicked in the rear. But don’t fear, Hillary, my dear, you’re sure to rebound, hopefully before your skeletons are found.

V.M. Tackett

Poem Details | by Abiygayil Yisrael |
Categories: beautiful, cheer up, feelings, heaven, hilarious, miracle, thanksgiving,

On ah nice breezy day

On ah nice breezy day, as I lay on my bed and pray, there was no one to play with. But I often find myself feeling a lazy; and sometimes I think it's crazy to feel that way. But anyway, as  I lay here, thinking all crazy, and feeling all lazy, one thing that is for certain is this, I am glad about and not sad about is this, that the Good Lord had made a way, this day for me to enjoy his sweet and wonderful breeze, without me having to show my cheese (smile) and also my cheek  and to say please just to experience his beautiful and wonderful breeze.

Poem Details | by Abdullah Alhemaidy |
Categories: fun, humor, nice,

Dodo

Two nice bogies jumped the rails
made a whoopee yoke duckie
crazy Jana and Anna 
the dodo dudu

Poem Details | by Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart |
Categories: funny, halloween, me,

Nice Costume

I gotta say I love Halloween,
The one day I don't raise eyebrows just being Maureen.

Poem Details | by Lewis Raynes |
Categories: fun, health, humorous, nice, youth,

Adult to child

Today he resigned, he filled out his notice, 
Today’s the day he departs,
Today’s the day he stops life like an adult, 
And begins again, right from the start,

So he threw out his brief case, suede shoes and black suit, 
Hung his restraint on the door,
And put on some shorts, torn singlet and boots, 
And went on some crazy explore,

To burn some ants with a magnifying glass, 
Then kick around the mud and the dirt,
He also went to spray paint some walls, 
Getting paint all over his shirt.

Today’s the day he quit being adult, 
His new life has now just begun,
Authority and burden of old adult life, 
Replaced with fooling around, happy and fun.

Poem Details | by Christopher Flaherty |
Categories: funny,

Naughty but nice and soft funny secs poem

My better other half 

Who I call Secsee

Today did say to me 

If you wish to continue our sexual liaison's 

Or want me to have sex with you ever again

The next time you take or need a Pish 

Then you better remember to leave the toilet seat down

Or the only thing you will be making love to in the not to distant future

Is those dodge sites you keep wiping from your computer

And just them you will be resigned to history

Do you get me ?

Poem Details | by Holly Bohto |
Categories: friendship, giggle,

Nice Behind

           I SAW A NICE BEHIND AT WALMART
                               IS IT YOURS?

                   That behind isn't a loaner
                  She walks like she owns it
                   Don't think of phoning her
               She'll turn that behind around
                  And bend you upside down

Poem Details | by Maddy Bartman |
Categories: funny, tribute,

Nice Catch

I don't know you but

We share the same name
We love the same game 

Nice catch ;)