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Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny
I've been marooned on this isle for months
Sharks circle here licking their chops
Haven't had very much grub
Just some coconut meat
No gals in grass skirts
Tsunami near
Oh dear me
Ahoy
Help
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 5 in Linda-Marie's "Message In A Bottle" Contest - March 2011
Poem Details | by
Sue Mason |
Categories:
funny
She ponders the late evening paper
looking for some reason to smile,
but its only a caper
that catches her eye, while
even the funnies
are too boring.
Its boob tube
snoring
time.
Poem Details | by
Jimmy Anderson |
Categories:
funny
If you're reading this message beware.
I was trapped in here centuries.
I've escaped into the air.
I'm roaming in the breeze.
Freedom paid by fare.
Hope I won't freeze.
I am rare.
Hear sneeze?
Jinn
Poem Details | by
Constance La France |
Categories:
cat, halloween,
Okay Blackie, this is the plan,
you get in the pumpkin and hide
and when the kids come jump out!
No, NO not now, get back,
inside, and wait PLEASE,
. . . then we will d a n c e ~ ~
Knock, KNOCK, K N O C K-
Now yell,
B O O !
No, NO Blackie not m e o w . . . BOO!
_____________________________
October 10, 2016
Poetry/Nonet plus one line/Funny Halloween - Boo
Copyright Protected, ID 16-837-036-0
All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym.
For the contest, May I Dance With You,
sponsor, Galeo DS
Second Place
Poem Details | by
Robert Pettit |
Categories:
funny,
If you see a little brown bottle,
you’ll know that bottle is from me.
Floating in the vast ocean,
you will see it quite soon.
Open that bottle,
read my message.
It’s for you.
I need
beer.
Poem Details | by
Shani Fassbender |
Categories:
funny
Grandpa gets up to change the channels
Grandma has a rotary phone
Microwaves scare them to bits
Garage door openers
ATM machines
Self-checkout lines
Computers
Cell phones
Not!
Poem Details | by
Orma Sullivan |
Categories:
funny, happiness, happy, happy,
I want to be happy but I won't
be happy 'til I see Dick's dance.
Buzz Berkely had her number,
Ruby tapped out thunder.
A hundred legs moved
lights that dazzled.
Dick's quick kiss,
Ruby
smiles.
Nonet: Contains 9 lines, line 1- 9 syllables, line 2- 8 syllables and so on; any subject;
rhyming is optional.
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
funny,
The city mouse hitched a bumpy ride
In a demolition dumpster
To the spacious country side
When he landed on the
Ground, he ran so fast
Without a sound~
Quiet mouse
Loved the
Ride
Poem Details | by
Joe Flach |
Categories:
funny
This bottle once was full of cold beer
Now only this dumb note is here
The author’s mind not so clear
Message garbled, I fear
Hoping land is near
Trying to steer
Must now veer
Oh Dear
Burp
Poem Details | by
Nigel Fawcett |
Categories:
funny
A poem by my far away friend
inspired the following ditty
in the form of a sexet:
Jack did, Diane did not
Jack was much too hot!
Bodies on fire
with desire
The Earth
moved
Inspired by Christie Moses' Naughty Ditty.
Sorry Christie for this plagiarism
but it is the highest form of flattery!
Poem Details | by
Sandra Hudson |
Categories:
funny, on work and working, people, work
Wal-Mart has removed its door greeters,
Replacing them with purchase eyes
Grabbing receipts at exits
Waving them like white flags
Yes, they paid! They paid!
You may pass; thanks!
Do the dance,
Pappy,
lol!
Poem Details | by
Robert Pettit |
Categories:
funny
I
Do not
Want to hear
Your sales pitches.
I need no brushes.
I do not eat cookies.
I donated blood last week.
I have a good vacuum cleaner.
I have no time to read magazines.
Please do not tell me your religion.
Do I look like I wear makeup?
I have an alarm system.
You do not need my vote.
I just cut the grass.
I do not smoke.
So you can
Just get
Lost.
This is a double nonet
Poem Details | by
John Foster |
Categories:
art, funny, on writing and words,
The poetic form of the nonet
Makes one count syllables, and yet
Flows from one line to the next
While making sense of text,
Each line reducing
Syllablcally,
Producing
A terse
Verse.
Poem Details | by
Sharon Ruebel |
Categories:
funny
I cherish the time from dusk till dawn
That's when I get my mojo on
Never use it as you think
Simply put, I use ink
Words all in my head
Written in bed
Poetry
Indeed
Freed
Poem Details | by
Karen Feist |
Categories:
funny, happiness, husband, love
My toes curled under as he kissed me.
Our lips locked in passion so strong,
Knee caps cracked in reaction
When the suction was gone.
Heels touched the floor
I looked up
At his
Nose.
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
death, humorous, life,
If I'd known, I would live to this age
I'd taken better care of me
Times when I walk, my hip croaks
At once my knee slips~ cracks
It has its own flack
Then my neck pops
Down I flop
Saying
Heck
I
Decide
It is time
Death could visit
Need a bucket list
A trip to Oregon first
No! Mark that off~Can't do that
I suffer from motion sickness
That barf bag would ruin the whole day
Sponsor: Dr. Ram Mehta
Contest: Nonet Form
Written October 6, 2013
Croak~Making a deep sound
Flack~publicity(the noise publicizes old age)
Bucket List~A list of what a person wants to do before they die
Barf~Vomit
Poem Details | by
Maggie Huscroft |
Categories:
confusion, funny, philosophy
Geometry's so complicated
It is somewhat overrated.
Parallelograms amuse,
Trapeziums confuse,
But if you dangle
This triangle,
I bet you’ll
get the
point
!
Poem Details | by
Jacob Wölf |
Categories:
childhood, food, funny, sad
Oh
Box of
Cookies, way
Up on the shelf
All I can do is
Stare at you, it saddens
me, for i am too small to
Reach you, For I am a toddler
Who has yet to learn to walk and talk.
I think its pretty funny.....
it is what we all think of toddlers
Poem Details | by
Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories:
food, funny, imagination, nature, places, seasons, visionary,
It runs gracefully across the sand
Feet leaving prints as it passes
Gracefully moves its own way
Delicacy for some
It’s now on the run
Dashing for hole
Peppered spice
It’s hot
Crabs!
Poem Details | by
Kelly Ortega |
Categories:
food, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend,
Saying Whatever, Why don't you care
Why should I have bothered with you
I tried so hard without thanks
Should have made Beans and Franks
I had slaved all day
In the Kitchen
now you get
nothing
starve!
Poem Details | by
John Freeman |
Categories:
funny
I would have done things of useful truth
Recalling all days of my youth
Would have finished my spinach
More muscle percentage
Would have done my math
Taken more baths
More girl friends
More gin
Men?
Would have been an Arabian sheik
Romances would never be bleak
Oil wells I would need not seek
Fuel price would never peak
My wives would be meek
Speak to take leak
Sandals reek
Oh freak!
Eke!!
Surely no one desires life this led
Lounging all day in roses bed
Grapes by beautiful wives fed
All nodding, go ahead
Oh the awesome dread
Of this life's tread
Overhead
Dream's stead
Said!!
Poem Details | by
Adell Foster |
Categories:
art, funny, life, people, , cute,
An impressionist took to the floor.
‘Til the real deal gave him what for,
then began playing the lute
Dressed in a cute zoot suit.
And cool ‘gaitor shoes
Impressionist
was clowned
and left
town
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
funny,
I know I shaved the hair off this week
The razor was a solid brand
I felt my legs afterwards,
They were smooth as baby
Yet today I saw
My legs are dark
Curly hair
Grew all
Back
So maybe it was a week or two
Could possibly might have been
I shaved them hard on my knee
Hair floated down the drain
Grooming is no fun
The hair grows back
Hard and fast
Poem Details | by
Jessica Arteaga |
Categories:
funny, imagination
Does Santa Clause have a vacation?
He does only work once a year
But toy building must take time
Maybe after Christmas
He takes a small snooze
But the elves yell:
"Hey Kringle!"
"Make more
toys!"
Poem Details | by
M. L. Kiser |
Categories:
animal, appreciation, cat, fun, funny, humorous, nature,
“I hate cats”, she said a Million times.
“They’re always biting, scratching”;
“They rub all over you and
Leave fur on your clothing.”
Weeks later she called,
“We’ve got a cat.”
She told me;
“It won’t
Leave.”