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Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humor, seasons,

November Blues

SONNET FOR A FRIENDLY TAX MAN

Once more the seasons turn to time for change
The sun adjusts to lower its trajectory 
The fates have cause once more to disarrange
Emotions and confer an elan-ectomy

As many have observed two things are certain
Although we may resist a near demise
One sure contingency will raise a curtain
On that other threat to slowly jeopardise

With smile like crocodile and salutation
He writes ‘It’s been so long! Please get in touch’
Our ‘friend’ would really welcome our collation
Of generous donations to his clutch

Will Hell be desolate with fire that burns
Or eternity of endless tax returns


Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: funny, truth,

- Santa Claus In November -


      Already now begins Santa to receive many Christmas wishes
      10286 letters arrived in his mailbox today ....
      Oh ... so many to read - poor old man
      Do you still believe in Santa Claus ..... I hope you do
      If or when you stop believing in Santa Claus .....
      will your Christmas gifts only include wool socks or underwear





12.11.2013
A-L  Andresen :)

Poem Details | by Lee Ramage |
Categories: funny, seasons,

Sadness of November


Nights bring longer darkness, all I want to do is sleep,

Outside the weather worsens, the snow will soon be deep.

Vines heavy with grapes await to be made into ice wine,

Each headache after, is worth it, from the nectar so sublime.

Making pumpkin pie and sipping apple cider - ACHOO!

Better make chicken soup too, now I’ve got the Flu.

Everything is warning me that old man winter is on its way,

Recognizing this sad reality, oh yes, its also another birthday!





Written by Lee Ramage
August 30, 2011
For Carol Brown’s contest
“Fall is around the corner”
Won 2nd place

Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: funny love,

haiku today november 28



                                             creeping of the flesh
                                         fondling in an old back seat
                                               spooky cab rattles










                         haiku today november 28 ©  rajat kanti chakrabarty

Poem Details | by Cynthia Jones |
Categories: humor, imagery, inspiration, november, poetry,

Cat In The Hat Meets The Old Lady In The Shoe -Part 3-

The Old Lady was a real old crank, she headed over to the Cat in the Hat with a gas tank. She threw the gas tank at the Cat's head, knocked him out hoping he was dead. While he was out she tied him up, strung him from a tree and smacked him with a cup. She went up onto the roof where there was Thing 1 and Thing 2, she was quite the violent woman as she started beating them with her broom. Thing 1, Thing 2 and the Cat in the Hat couldn't take it anymore, they all got themselves loose she beat them, till they were sore. Copyright © Cynthia Jones Nov.28/2004

Poem Details | by Josette Key |
Categories: autumn, food, holiday, humor, november, thanksgiving day,

Thanksgiving


Let's bow our heads and pray
Today's Thanksgiving day.

Poor old turkey got the axe
Bet he wished he'd never been hatched.

Turkey, mashed potatoes, yams
Consume mass quantities but never ham.

Eat too much and pop your zipper
"Hey Honey, where's the Alka Seltzer"?




Josette Davis Key   2013

Poem Details | by daver austin |
Categories: animals, funny

LATE NOVEMBER

The corn stalks are bare
Scarecrow in tatters
'Quoth the raven'   "Nevermore"

Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun, humor, nonsense,

TODAY'S LIMERICK 21 NOVEMBER 2014



                                    She ate the cake and had it too
                                    Hide your face Sarah peekaboo
                                       The cake had a rotten egg
                                       Fell on baker's trouser leg
                                  The baker made much of his shoe









Today's Limerick 21 November 2014/Limerick/ Copyright (c) Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty

Poem Details | by Trey Hamner |
Categories: change, growth, happy, humor, imagery, introspection, november,

FIVE FABULOUS FUN FOOTLES FOR CONTEST

Bless you
Mrs. spew

That sneeze
Bent trees

Wipe your
Nose more

Behold
That cold

You blast
Spreads fast









Poem Details | by Marilyn Williams |
Categories: appreciation, celebration, holiday, humanity, humor, inspiration, new york,

November

It's November, There are three holidays in the month: Election Day, Vetern's Day, and Thanksgiving Day. Everyone will be looking forward to Thanksgiving. With special feasts lined up. Hams, Turkeys big and small, Pigeon Peas, and Cocunut Rice, Mac and Cheese, Sweet Potatoes, Gravy, Stuffing of Apples and Raisians and Corn Bread Stuffing Mix. What a wonderful feast as this. And all the while we wait for the Big One in December. Christmas what a treat? Toys for Boys and Dolls for Girls. I can't wait.

Poem Details | by Minister Jenna Williams |
Categories: humor,

November 4, 2015

Mother Goose
Is on the loose
Making more rhymes
For a new time

Poem Details | by randy johnson |
Categories: funny, humor, humorous, november,

Black Friday At The Hospital

I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle.
I've been wounded and I'm spending Black Friday at the hospital.
Gamestop announced that they were knocking 80 percent off of Playstation 4s.
Less than one hour later, paramedics wheeled me through the hospital doors.
I tried to grab a PS4 from a woman, I thought because she was a woman, she wouldn't put up a fight.
But she stabbed, clawed, poked and she even decided to bite.
I really wanted that Playstation 4 because of how little it cost.
But when that woman was through, a lot of my blood was lost.
I'm at the hospital on Black Friday and it's a real shame.
Why did I want that PS4, I don't even like video games.

Poem Details | by Jimmi Canada |
Categories: anniversary, art, funny, future, november, riddle, space, voyage, wife, wisdom, work, writing,

Better

Orange reef,

a riddler on relief;

an ancient beat-

a walking priest,

a breed!

An ancient thief-

floating on now,

foraging in the great wild,

...it was like a drum,

oh it was so fun,

yadda da da da.


Poem Details | by Jerry Wells |
Categories: baby, beauty, deep, humor, may, money, november,

B13POEM 19 THIS DREAM OF YOU

POEM 19 THIS DREAM OF YOU 



THIS DREAM OF YOU WHEN I REST MY BODY I LOOK TO YOU FOR LOVE, 

I ALWAYS LOOK TO YOU FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL LOVING THING YOU SAID TO ME, 

THE LOVE I FEEL FOR YOU IN MY HEART WILL LAST FOR A LIFE TIME FOR US. 

YOUR LOVE & SWEET KIND WORDS KEEP ME AWAKE AT NIGHT TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR YOU. 

. 


BY:MR. JERRY BIG PAPA WELLS 


AUTHOR

Poem Details | by Edward Ibeh |
Categories: bird, holiday, humor, november, thanksgiving day,

A Turkey In November

        Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!
Quick! Quick! Quick! Please save me!
         I don't want to end up...
      on plates Thanksgiving Day!

         Take me to the leader;
         our President, I mean!
       If you could feel my dread...
          I need to be pardoned!


Alexandrine - Modified Poetry Contest (Winner: 3rd Place)
Sponsored by Dear Heart
Date written: 03/20/2020
8 lines, 6 syllables each line, Unrhymed

Poem Details | by Linda Fowler |
Categories: fun, halloween, holiday, humor, humorous, november, october,

And There I Was

I sat serenely on the vine
The sun on my rind sublime
	Came the farmer’s wife 
	with a carving knife
I’ll nevermore feel the sun shine