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Poet Destroyer A
adventure, caregiving, celebration, confusion, desire, feelings, funny, humor, identity, life, october,
Sweet and Sour hectic sign
Love me, trust me, the stars align
Balance of truth and dare
Good and Evil, full of care
Blind when it comes to blood line
funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous, october,
There once was an old witch whose pies
Were unique in flavor and size.
She delighted her covens
When she opened her ovens,
With dozens of old crusty guys.
autumn, fun, funny, halloween, holiday, humor, october,
There was a vampire named Vlad. 7
The Village all thought he was bad. 7
But the true story. 5
Just wasn't gory. 5
It turns out Vlad was just sad. 7
October 23. 2019
business, funny, politicaleaster,
The Julian calendar threw
Spring’s equinox path far askew
But Gregory’s shift
Of ten days closed the rift
So Easter eggs roll now on cue
halloween, humorous, october,
When the Autumn sun warms dying stalks
Of corn with unkempt tassel locks.
The earth turns from green to brown,
Candy corn comes to town.
A cackling witch stokes the ember
Smoky spirits escape the timber.
The leaves in trees turn an amber hue,
Candy Corn, I yearn for you.
Across my path a shadow creeps,
Into day, nighttime seeps.
My dreams turn to sugary storms.
Candy corn, keep me warm.
Before I die and decompose,
Let me warm by your coals.
Orange, white, yellow form,
The wonderment of Candy corn.
Betty Harp Butler
autumn, funny, humorous, october,
Down in the meadow
where the pumpkins grow,
God is putting on an extravagant show.
Bright orange pumpkins
lying all around…
Little pumpkins, middle-sized pumpkins,
and giant pumpkins can all be found.
Hundreds of pumpkins
waiting for the day,
when they’ll be loaded
on a truck filled with hay.
To market, to market,
and then to the store,
Soon they’ll find a home
by someone’s back door.
Then Grandma will cook the pumpkin
and turn it into pies,
And that’s why God
rains pumpkins down from the skies.
the trees are yawning,
carelessly shedding their clothes
for sweet winter sleep
like spoiled children who know well
daddy will clean up their mess
conflict, crazy, funny, funny love, humorous, mystery, silly,
The great hands of fate have squeezed their grip on this infallible date!
Make way, fermenting 7th, for the intolerable October the 8th!
Far, far away the lone lemur leaps with joy to celebrate-
The great, insoluble, improvable, October the blasted 8th!
D.W, dear, with quirks and beauty that torment and infuriate,
Can you not see my flippidy- floppity- flimsy- fedazzled state?
See how my nerves leave me prostrate on the coming of this most magical date!
October the phone a-flippin, Charles J. Dickens, Squawking chickens,
Sexy centaurs strippin, heart sta-ricken, danger dippin' -
October the infernal 8th!
farewell, funny, history, imagination, october,
The Ides of March
are no different than of October
just seven months older
and perhaps, a little bit colder.
And had Caesar only stayed away
from the Curia of Pompey
he might have lived, perhaps, a little bit longer.
© October 15, 2015
dedication, friendship, fun, funny, halloween, october,
There once was a poet named Rick
Whose dancing sure had some kick
He moves like Mick Jagger
And sure has his swagger
His dance moves so cool and so slick
halloween, humor, october,
AAARRRRRRHHHH – for contest
‘Twas a cold dark night
Winds freshing from the Nor’east
Sheets rippling in the October wind.
Approaching the dimly lit prize
Visions of “booty”, treasure to be ours.
Challengedby the sentry’s: “Who goes there?”
“I’m a Pirate!!” sez I
“Where are your Buccaneers?” sez he.
“Under me “Buccan’at” sez I.
humorous, money, nostalgia, october, seasons, time, weather,
Now is the time
Of the retrieving of the jackets
From whence they've spent
Their summer repose
The back of the closet
So sorry that I'd
Forgotten about you
Until your warmth
Sent me searching
Welcome back, old friend
You've got money
In your pocket
animal, autumn, food, funny, humor, october, today,
Little squirrels scampering to hide their nuts,
can I have some for my October pie.
Not on my pie you fly,
go away not on my cold cuts.
Date Written: 9/28/2020
October Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Regina McIntosh
adventure, childhood, funny, seasons,
Step gently, my sweet,
Into the hallowed night,
And be not afraid
Of the mystery awaiting you.
See me as your escort,
Here to overshadow
Great and small.
To the gates
We must journey.
Your presence delayed
Of where your eyes land,
For this is no time
To be foolish.
The gift of courage
As you enter this domain,
And would have you
For their own.
Go meekly into the night,
But wield your sword
Of righteousness well.
I’ll stand beside you,
Watching all along,
Counting every piece of candy
You’d dare consume.
humorous, imagery, inspiration, october, poetry, writing,
I was doing the laundry one day
the dryer wobbled to and fro,
it was freaking out bad
I knew it had to go.
I leaned on one corner
and nearly landed on the floor,
one of the wheels were missing
what would somebody, do that for?
The wobbly dryer was a trap
someone could get hurt,
I threw the dryer outside
it landed hard in the dirt.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
The wobbly dryer part of this poem is true, but not the part about me throwing it out.
fun, happy birthday, health, humor, october,
This is exciting!
It only comes once a year;
I can hardly wait.
What's in store for me?
Will anyone call or text
Or send me money?
Treat me to dinner
Or you can make it yourself:
Either way, I'll take it.
I'm so having fun
With my friends and family;
I won't pass this up.
The best part of all
Is having my birthday cake
And eating it, too.
I'm inviting you
To this joyous occasion:
My birthday party.
So happy birthday
To the greatest person in
The whole wide world: ME!
adventure, autumn, bird, dream, humor, magic, october,
There was a witch from Dunderry
Who liked to ride something scary.
Did it sing did it dance
Did it wear colored pants,
No twas a yellow canary.
children, fun, halloween, holiday, humorous, october, youth,
There once was a lone, sad spirit
No one wanted to be near it
A witch named Wendy
Became quite friendly
Casper smiled that she did not fear it
*Casper the Friendly Ghost
12th grade, encouraging, funny, october, teen, time,
This is your month your time to shine
Takeoff with happiness and leave the hate behind
Its fall but I hope you don't fall
Live life make your own call
Party all in all but don't forget to give god time
evil, funny, halloween, humorous, october, silly,
There once was a witch named Maleficent.
Her powers ranked highly malevolent.
Her eyes became crossed,
Her prized powers lost,
Her black witchery now beneficent.
fun, halloween, holiday, humor, humorous, november, october,
I sat serenely on the vine
The sun on my rind sublime
Came the farmer’s wife
with a carving knife
I’ll nevermore feel the sun shine
6th grade, 7th grade, gothic, halloween, humor, october,
Come in from the crisp cold,
have some hot cider,
October nights are deeply felt
in the mountains,
ghostly goings on here -
in fact, ghosts are warming themselves
at the fireplace,
and I don't have a ghost of a chance
in getting them to quit their jibber-jabber !
Happy Halloween !
fun, funny, humor, humorous, november, october,
There once was a pumpkin named Jack
Who left home and never looked back
He faced a great harm
Once leaving the farm
Now fights off the Carver’s attack
fun, halloween, holiday, humor, magic, october, youth,
There was a family of vampires
Who gave us hairy-scary nightmares
They found the amulet
And now they are all set
To walk in the sunshine without cares.
*The Little Vampire
evil, fun, halloween, holiday, humor, magic, october,
They waited 300 years to the day
For a virgin’s dumb fingers first to lay
Upon the dark candle
And light its black mantle
The witches are back – now there’s Hell to pay