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Poem Details | by
Blake Holland |
Categories:
adventure, allusion, anger, art, color, confusion, cool, crazy, fantasy, fun, funny, music, new year, paradise, rap, riddle, rude, song,
Your love is real
the love you feel.
Your love is great
the love you make.
Your records are on fire
its your desire.
Take me out tonight
and go wild and crazy,
or be fat and lazy.
So I played some Doors
and saw some whores.
So I said goodbye
and they all must die, fool.
So dig my guts
and eat my brain
and then go insane.
I don't
Care I love it
so forget it, Punk!
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
beautiful, change, cheer up, confidence, cool, courage, cute love, deep, destiny, emotions, environment, fantasy, fear, feelings, first love, for her, funny love, happiness, happy, how i feel, humanity, hyperbole, i am, i love you, inspiration, journey, joy, life, lost love, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, ocean, paradise, philosophy, pride, romance, romantic, senses, smile, spring, sunshine, travel, uplifting, wind,
imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel
you've been stuck in for years
the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam
that gets brighter as it nears
get soaked in the rain,
feel the sun in your heart,
let go of all your fears.
Poem Details | by
Julian Bohan |
Categories:
betrayal, bible, character, conflict, easter, faith, farewell, giggle, history, paradise, people, power, psychological, religious, sorry, storm, travel, tribute, trust, women,
URAN'S WILLY
Taking sides in discussions holily
About whether Uran used his willy
Means you're trapped in their game -
Either side is the same:
**** distracts, cash departs, crowd stays silly.
Story:
http://www.sloveniatimes.com/scandals-in-the-slovenian-church-to-go-on
The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand interprets important Slovenian affairs for the non-Slovene speaking world.
www.maria.si
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
age, bible, eve, humorous, paradise, woman, women,
Only Eve is a madam,
who is known from Adam.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
funny, humor, paradise, sea,
They paddled till we reached the shore
Where I set them free to explore
Then back to the sea
This sailor did flee
They’ll not paddle me anymore
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
giggle, paradise, peace, planet, satire, sky,
'When Jupiter aligns with Mars'
all I see are tiny stars
'When the moon is in the Seventh House'
I am in my wife's doghouse
'Harmony and understanding'
My car, my kids be demanding
'Golden living dreams of visions'
What I wear evokes derision
They call this 'The Age of Aquarius'
~ I taste turmeric on asparagus
___________________________________
Lines 1, 3, 5, and 7 are taken from 'The Age
of Aquarius,' a hit song released by 'The
Fifth Dimension' in 1969.
Poem Details | by
Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
funny
If I were a fly on their wall.
And heard about Adam’s big fall.
I’d say “God please try me.
I’ll do better than he
If I weren’t so unfairly small”.
For Michael's Fly on the Wall limerick contest won # 4
Poem Details | by
Robin Davis |
Categories:
funny, vacation,
A vacation on an island
Had me all shook up and cryin'
I was supposed to surf on top
Of waves but all I did was plop
On my front side really hard
Leaving it all red and scarred
Now I can't wear my bikini
Waves of terror were a meanie
My nice figure is now covered
As I lay on the beach hovered
By hot sun making me sweat
I can not even get wet
Because I look like an apple slice
Half of me red, the other white
Poem Details | by
Deb Wilson |
Categories:
funny, husband, wife,
I once knew a man from the city
Whose girlfriends were all very pretty
He did live a charmed life
Till found out by his wife
Where she kicked him at was a pity!
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Is heaven same place they call paradise?
Whatever you want always will suffice
While angels fly around and soon scatter
Saw me raising hell releasing my bladder.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran
Poem Details | by
Keorie Mcmillan |
Categories:
abuse, africa, caregiving, chocolate, funny love, garden, paradise,
I waited for love
Literally staying up
Moments after chasing bucks
I’ll FaceTime you a bunch of times
You gave me butterflies
at first I seen the worm in the apple
So I didn’t appreciate you when I had you
Now I’m decreasing my value
Women see I trashed gold
Now all the kids that thrift
gain opportunities to double bag
a queen in plain clothes
Every 6 months I change phones
Poem Details | by
Panagiota Romios |
Categories:
humorous, paradise, places,
Why go nuts in a Saturday crunch?
Many stores now open 24/7, you see?
Packed stores, like monkeys on tall trees.
Me, home with tea and a zesty lunch.
August 10, 2019
10:30am PST
NOTICE: this was listed originally as a limerick. A kind poet said it was not.
I had used another source that indicated a limerick could be four lines only.
I don't know anymore. So changing it to a rhyme. If you know about four
line limerick, .please Soupmail, me? Thanks.
Poem Details | by
Ingrid Showalter Swift |
Categories:
anger, food, hilarious, paradise,
All hell broke loose, when Jerry ran into John at the Paradise Pizza Shoppe
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
health, humor, integrity, passion, psychological, senses, sensual,
The pursuit of erotic
exotic climaxing paradise
is not neurotic
about biological perfection
And almost entirely resilient
and resonant impressions
through sensory neurological connections:
Feeling touch
Smelling taste
Sighting sound
******** directions,
cooperative indiscretions.
Poem Details | by
Abdul Malik |
Categories:
humor,
It is easy to dwell in happy places,
When two wise men meet—
They wrangle contentedly
over the ways of the world;
When two fools huddle together—
They concur on almost everything.
~Contest: Bitesize Poem#54
~Sponsor: Line Gauthier.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
bird, food, giggle,
Ketchup and mustard blanket the meat
Tho' the onions and garlic don't smell very sweet
Mayo and lettuce produce a civilized tweak
for the worm sandwich I feed my pet parakeet
Poem Details | by
Josh Hicks |
Categories:
confidence, crazy, freedom, fun, funny, paradise, passion,
My balls smell like a crisp morning in the alpine suck them and you'll feel fine perhaps enjoying it more after we have a bottle of wine and dine
They're smooth as eggs and they shine just made that way by god's design
Once they're whipped out it's impossible to decline you'll be drooling at the mouth saying "they're mine" as you feel an excited tingling sensation down your spine