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Poem Details | by Ed Morris |
Categories: french, funny, humor, humorous,

An American in Paris

When Toby removed to Paree
The people all called him Tobee.
   “That’s not me,” he’d plead,
   Then finally concede
To be, not to be not, Tobee.


Poem Details | by David Aaron |
Categories: humor, i love you, metaphor, nostalgia, pain, paris, wife,

Twenty five

Paris gave us much
from romance to this plaster
white Eiffel Tower

Poem Details | by Milan Georges Burovac |
Categories: addiction, adventure, america, desire, funny love, i love you, paris,

Paris forever

choose this sun
you will have the body
I will be your skin

your city elsewhere
Paris I tell to him

here with me
Paris forever

us - bread and wine
us - street and air

Paris our love

Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: city, funny, girl, hilarious, paris, silly, travel,

A Girl from france

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE WHO DANCED ON STAGE WITH NO PANTS SHE SHOWED OFF HER TUSH BUT NEVER HER BUSH SHE LEFT THE CROWD IN A TRANCE


Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: dance, funny, girl, hilarious, humorous, paris, silly,

another girl from france

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE ON THE STREET SHE WOULD SING AND DANCE ONE DAY THERE WAS SUCH A HUSH ‘CAUSE SHE SHOWED A BIT OF TUSH WHEN SHE RIPPED OUT THE SEAM OF HER PANTS

Poem Details | by Mariana pavlich |
Categories: funny, pets, places, uplifting,

Reflection in a Paris Cafe

French madamoselles Favorite harmonica  music Cafe 
Perfectly poised coifferd perfumed elegantly  sipping  in
Floral velvet suit gloves hat matching shoes+handbags
Sitting    gossipping   giggling  intoxicating  atmosphere 
Exclusive   Famous  impressionist  artists   french  cafe
Gladly accomodates  all  dogs  from  first class owners
 Pink diamonde studded chihuhaua , Lola+pink poodle
Huge bulging eyes wet little nose snubs all doggy bags 
Pink poodle ,Pepe patiently  waits to order chicken pate
Waiter white apron whips pencil behind ear Anticipation
Accepts  her envelope on  small silver tray + huffs away

Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humor, wife,

Limerick: Once a Dapper Diplomat in Paris

Limerick : Once a Dapper Diplomat in Paris

Once a Dapper Diplomat in Paris
Took to « wife » a Man for his Mrs.
« She » wanted a Baby
« She » married a Lady
Now Diplomat has Wife minus His.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013

Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: city, crazy, discrimination, giggle, paris, social, women,

Wee Paris

In Paris

now you can pee
or wee
all while you sight-see
ah Paris
environmentally pee free
feminists  however
must store their pee
only in private
can they set their wee free

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: funny, silly, word play,

A Cheese Plant in Paris

Once a cheese plant in Paris caught fire
To save something was the desire
Not much to show
Wouldn't you know
Only De Brie was left to acquire!

Poem Details | by Brita Roy |
Categories: desire, humor, paris,

A young man from Paris

There was a young man from Paris,                                                            Who had an intense urge to kiss,
So he hugged tight the pillar,
Kissed himself in the mirror,
But he forgot to date his Miss.