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friend, humorous, poetess,
Sometimes I feel like a hunk of Limburger cheese!
Poets pass my poetry as if it had the great aroma
of unwashed toes and knees.
These poets are the ones who pretend to be my
But off in the distance, they live in Big Ego City,
just beyond the bend.
They avoid better poets than I,and tis no surprise!
Prancing about the soup with guile and smiling disguise!
So,it's a damaging, unkind game they play.
My peace...is knowing Karma is coming their way.
January 3, 2020
11:45 pm PST
appreciation, encouraging, humorous, inspirational, poetess, poetry, tribute,
on small island
lives the lovely poet
inspired to her poetry
by good deeds and humor
and grace of expression
humorous, irony, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, voice,
Feelings on paper
A melody on parchment
your heartfelt humor
delighting unknown strangers
while you ignore him
pouring out your soul
into a painting or poem
husband catches up
funny, poetess, tribute,
There is a quick poet named Jan
Who hails from the Isle of Man
Her limericks border
on Soup`s law and order
Here`s hoping that Jan is not banned.
The Zero Au Jus Poetess Awakens
The poetess sat all day, waiting for a reply.
As if a great star would fall from the sky?
She learned her lesson all too well.
Not to wait for her iPad bell!
Remembering this is Poetry Soup, not Reply Soup.
Aha! I see she has her head out of a closed loop!
December 24, 2019
feelings, humor, muse, poetess, writing,
With trepidation she picked up her pen.
Should I try this now.......or when?
Her Muse whispered in her ear!
"It's now or never, poetess, dear!"
Ah, that word "poetess" made her
And thus, my friends, she and her
pen are most happily wedded!
August 7, 2020
art, career, change, future, humor, humorous, identity, image, international, me, mystery, poetess, rain, symbolism, words, writing,
So many amazing Artist ~
one would never complain
Just to be amongst all Soup
my name will never be plain
I love all indiscriminately
My friends you'll remain
Not to confuse or cause pain
for the reason lies not in Vain
From now on just call me
Shanity Rain ~
However my Children remind me , I'm Insane ~
' Shanity Rain my new Pen name '
humor, poetess, valentines day,
SKAT A broke my poor delicate heart
with a topic i cant take part
On valentine i must craft
not by design did she draft
she a poet so dear and smart
© Nadiya (2 Feb '15)
Place 2nd in the contest 'a valentine limerick to the poet who broke my heart' by Skat A on 27 May 2015.
humor, poetess, self,
I once knew a poet named Sandy*
who thought she wrote verses so dandy.
When she saw an NA
for a contest that day...
she questioned modus operandi.
Sandra M. Haight
Contest: Sensitive Community *a pd contest*
Sponsor: Skat A
humor, humorous, poetess, poets,
A poet looking for a peer
invariably troubles Shakespeare.
A poetess well past her prime
Had some trouble when writing a rhyme.
Her limericks lagged
And her readership sagged
You could say it was really a …tragedy!
June 30, 2013
for Heather's Make Me Laugh Contest
humor, humorous, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, writing,
A poetaster seems sadistic
if he writes longer than a distich.
feelings, funny, humor, poetess,
Rebellion against Things that God detests, can be seen as Mutiny.
The gathering of things from Greed, is noted to be a bounty.
Accumulating anything from all around is Greed.
This accumulation does not make the greedy Freed!
Everything that the eye catches in another's Space,
Cause greedy ones to pick up the Pace.
Saying in mind: "I want that, I must have that, I'll just have those,"
May lead to nowhere but satan's pit!
Thus you see, Rebellion against God's detestations,
Can be the agonizing ACT of wrong manifestations!
adventure, humor, night, poems, poetess, poetry, poets,
It's to early to prite woetry
shakespeare hasn't even rolled over yet!
my mind's not had it's morning warming
and i'll make a handsome bet-
i bet my brains not ready
to make any sort of scheme
its full of grog and foggy
i mean vice versa! (see what i mean?)
Too early for darkness but evening is nigh!
of course i only write when the moon is high..
crazy, feelings, good morning, hilarious, perspective, poetess, write,
Wake Up Excited
Wonderful Lesson in Mind
It’s Gone By Coffee
confusion, god, humorous, poetess,
Alas, about to smash her pen,
Fool that she is~ thinking, oh so
That comments "make"a poem,
a gem? Why no! Hardly!
Hapless, foolish poetess!
Where are your brains?
You know your poem is more than good.
Stop looking for personal fame!
You need a fan club to honor
(and yes, some do demand it,
total poetic jerks!)
Just knock off being so
Your poetry is a gift to you~
From God in heaven.
Now!In all humility~ get on with it.
September 24, 2019
*** A special thank you to Matthew Amish for
alerting me to the typo in the title...PR***
Sonnet 1 Allergies I. (Humorous)
But soft, what junky mites and dust
filleth my beloved castle's air?
Can it be ye olde funky cat hair!
Or perchace~ that stench of spinach
Like a gross fat bear, passing air!
Ah, leave, begone this poet's castle!
My hand stuck to my nose, with
kleenex, as if glued there by a
My pen, cannot move ~that
appendage so poetically blessed.
In eternal hell, pulling kleenex,
From a rogue holder, on my heaving chest!
humorous, poetess, poverty,
The Yen of My Pen
My impassioned pen has a strange addiction!
It will only move with its mania-madness
Alas, poor pen~it's so unfair to blame you!
An honest confession?
I am the same as you!
We waltz, we samba and yes, we boogie
quite a lot, too!
For my pen and I, you see, write poetry
in glitzy, fun, dancing shoes!
October 19, 2019
Life of the Party
Two lines only
funny, humor, poetess,
A poetess, so in love with herself,
Tried to reach her trophy on the top shelf.
She fell, split her gold pants!
Now can't go to the dance.
To cheer up, bought a hot ticket to France!
July 30, 2020
9:30 pm PST
Edited. July 31, 2020
7:30 am PST
Apologies from me, for errors, appreciate correction!
(my first and last limerick...sorry)
art, hilarious, literature, poems, poetess, poetry, poets,
I once posted a poem on poetry soup
I checked for feedback a while later
I smiled to find I had one view
It was enough to be a motivator
Every time I checked my views they increased by one
Then my smile faded when I realized I was my own fan
Celebrating my own views
A lone spoon for my poetry soup
humor, poetess, poets,
Arrogant she always flew!
Ignoring your poetry and you.
Alas, do not shudder.
Don't even mutter.
Just be grateful!
For all the verses you do.
August 31, 2020
Hi, tis the new me.
Sitting in a Senryu tree,
Drinking Monoku tea.
December 21, 2019
humor, muse, poetess, poetry, write, writing,
Poems are exploding out of my mind field
Like bullets ricocheting in lots of directions
Once they leave the shoot I have no control
Ideas are bantered about unlikely, unbidden
Un-coaxed, spontaneous out-of-control missiles
The same poems that have been imploding in my dreams
I ask my muse, do you need my help?
She dances and laughs, kicking around ideas
Seriously, I say. Can I do anything?
She smiles at me and I hear
Not your circus, not your monkeys.
I begin to type….