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Written by Panagiota Romios
Categories: friend, humorous, poetess,

Limburger Cheese Poetess

~~~~~

Sometimes I feel like a hunk of Limburger cheese!
Poets pass my poetry as if it had the great aroma 
of unwashed toes and knees.
.
These poets are the ones who pretend to be my 
PS friends?
But off in the distance, they live in Big Ego City, 
just beyond the bend.
.
They avoid better poets than I,and tis no surprise!
Prancing about the soup with guile and smiling disguise!
.
So,it's a damaging, unkind game they play.
My peace...is knowing Karma is coming their way.
                         ~~~~~

                   January 3, 2020
                      11:45 pm PST

Written by Michelle Faulkner
Categories: appreciation, humor, poetess,

Mayhem's Mistress

Mayhem's mistress of sweeter meter ~
                             prime time's rhymes - Nina Parmenter!

1/13/21

'Tease a Friend' contest
Sponsor: Bobby May

Written by Thomas Martin
Categories: appreciation, encouraging, humorous, inspirational, poetess, poetry

To Jan

on small island
lives the lovely poet
Jan
inspired to her poetry
by good deeds and humor
and grace of expression

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: humorous, irony, poems, poetess, poetry, poets

A Melody On Parchment

Feelings on paper
A melody on parchment
easy poetry

your heartfelt humor
delighting unknown strangers
while you ignore him

pouring out your soul
into a painting or poem
husband catches up

Written by Panagiota Romios
Categories: feelings, humor, muse, poetess, writing,

Panagiota's Dream


        Panagiota's Dream



With trepidation she picked up her pen.
Should I try this now.......or when?
Her Muse whispered in her ear!
"It's now or never, poetess, dear!"
Ah, that word "poetess" made her
divinely lightheaded.
And thus, my friends, she and her
pen are most happily wedded!


              August 7, 2020
               7:45pm PSt

Written by Panagiota Romios
Categories: humor, poetess,

Oh, Those Anthology Woes

I struggle with electronic forms, 
To this simpleton, a bag of  worms.
But fresh French coffee, and a smile.
May help me make this final mile.
The silvered stars behind we twinkle!
Do aid me, in removing ‘ mind wrinkles’!


                 9/20/2021

Written by Joe Dimino
Categories: humorous, perspective, poetess, poetry, poets, wisdom

His Own Writer

Don't corner the writer – put
him in a cage and poke; you
like Shakespeare...then read
Shakespeare! And let the writer
be his own rhyming or ill rhymed-bloke. 
To me, mistakes, imperfections – 
spontaneous glitches, as I prefer to
call them – send me into joyful stitches; 
a fresh exhibition of relatable nature – 
the transformation of perfection into 
Human Interest.  So, let the writer
be his or her own protagonist, or Free-willed
blessed Nemesis. Write and read whatever
tickles you pickles you...and let Mike be Mike, 
and Jane
be a literal-pain 
to her personable like.

Written by Charlie Knowlton
Categories: funny, poetess, tribute,

Tribute To Jan

There is a quick poet named Jan
                          Who hails from the Isle of Man
                          Her limericks border
                          on Soup`s law and order
                          Here`s hoping that Jan is not banned.

Written by Panagiota Romios
Categories: humor,

The Naked Poetess

A poetess thought she was such unique, hot stuff.
     Disposed was she, to writing in the buff!
     "What's so wrong with that" she huffed.
     I told her unequivocally, in friendly puffs:
     "Doing that, in your front window is arrestable,plain, dumb, stuff!"
      
            

                        2/23/2021
                            ~2~

Written by Panagiota Romios
Categories: giggle, poetess,

The Zero Au Jus Poetess Awakens

The Zero Au Jus Poetess Awakens





       The poetess sat all day, waiting for a reply.
       As if a great star would  fall from the sky?

       She learned her lesson all too well.
       Not  to wait for her iPad bell!

       Remembering this is Poetry Soup, not Reply Soup.
       Aha! I see she has her head out of a closed loop!



                  December 24, 2019

Written by Poesy Relish
Categories: humor, poetess, valentines day,

Skat a Broke My Heart :D




SKAT A  broke my poor delicate heart
with a topic i cant take part
On valentine i must craft
not by design did she draft
she a poet so dear and smart



© Nadiya (2 Feb '15)



Place 2nd in the contest 'a valentine limerick to the poet who broke my heart' by Skat A on 27 May 2015.

Written by Sandra Haight
Categories: humor, poetess, self,

I Once Knew a Poet Named Sandy


I once knew a poet named Sandy*
who thought she wrote verses so dandy.
When she saw an NA
for a contest that day...
she questioned modus operandi.


Sandra M. Haight

~7th Place~
Contest: Sensitive Community *a pd contest*
Sponsor: Skat A
Judged: 03/14/2016

Written by Ilene Bauer
Categories: funny, poetess,

Past Her Prime

A poetess well past her prime
Had some trouble when writing a rhyme.
Her limericks lagged
And her readership sagged
You could say it was really a …tragedy!


June 30, 2013
for Heather's Make Me Laugh Contest

Written by Volodymyr Knyr
Categories: humor, humorous, poetess, poets,

A Troublemaker

A poet looking for a peer 
invariably troubles Shakespeare.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Written by Volodymyr Knyr
Categories: humor, humorous, poems, poetess, poetry, poets

A Poetaster

A poetaster seems sadistic 
if he writes longer than a distich.

Volodymyr Knyr
2016

Written by Rainbow Promise
Categories: feelings, funny, humor, poetess,

Mutiny

Rebellion against Things that God detests, can be seen as Mutiny.
The gathering of things from Greed, is noted to be a bounty.

Accumulating anything from all around is Greed.
This accumulation does not make the greedy Freed!

Everything that the eye catches in another's Space,
Cause greedy ones to pick up the Pace.

Saying in mind: "I want that, I must have that, I'll just have those,"
May lead to nowhere but satan's pit!

Thus you see, Rebellion against God's detestations,
Can be the agonizing ACT of wrong manifestations!

Written by Panagiota Romios
Categories: humorous, poetess,

The Stubborn Pen

A frustrated poet had a paralyzed pen.
She wailed, “When you will move,when!”
The pen with sad eyes,looked up in dismay
“Mistress,my brain cartridge is empty this day.”

She knew there were phone calls to be made.
Plus,had to hang up a lovely,new blue shade.
Clothes to be washed,her hungry cat to be fed.
So~she with joy, jumped out of her poetic dread.


                                5/3/2023

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: crazy, feelings, good morning, hilarious, perspective, poetess

Planning In My Sleep

Wake Up Excited 

Wonderful Lesson in Mind

It’s Gone By Coffee

Written by Anna Nomaly
Categories: adventure, humor, night, poems, poetess, poetry

It's Too Early To Early To Prite Woetry

It's to early to prite woetry
shakespeare hasn't even rolled over yet!
my mind's not had it's morning warming
and i'll make a handsome bet-
i bet my brains not ready
to make any sort of scheme
its full of grog and foggy
i mean vice versa! (see what i mean?)

Too early for darkness but evening is nigh!
of course i only write when the moon is high..

1/3/17

Written by Panagiota Romios
Categories: how i feel, humor, poetess,

When You Cannot Write



Oh, it's a fright, alright!!
For me, I can't throw words.
on a page to please-~
For me that's just a felony…
If my entire soul is not in it!
The poem won't be born!
It's no homage to me or to thee, without me….
in it.

Sure, of course, there are simple, fast 
forms I can use….
But to write something of no depth and no 
meaning, I cannot do.
And no, there are absolutely…no muses or
unicorns in my house.
So for today, I am just a poet mouse.

                 5/2/2023

Written by Charles Messina
Categories: humor, poetess, poets,

My Favorite Poet

Poets and poetesses, please join me for a toast
To the one who I admire and idolize the most 
I announce my favorite poet in good taste, I assure
You are ALL on my favorite poets list, but...
'Tis I, whom I most adore 


Who Is Your Best PS Poet or Poetess Poetry Contest 
Sponsor: Sotto Poet 
12/1/2022

Written by Panagiota Romios
Categories: evil, humor,

A Poetess Named Toni






                  Proud,arrogant and full of baloney!
                  Oh, she charmed poets for sure.
                  Loved to be judge and juror.
                  God saw this,released His furor.
                  With grace,ended her poettc tenure!



                              3/17/2023

Written by Vickie Hurtt - Thayer
Categories: character, for her, funny, nonsense, perspective, poetess

MISS PIGGY


Miss piglet is at it again,
her blonde wigs, here we go,
her jealousy it always shows.

Her clothes are tight,
her lashes are glued, 
she loves to fight and throwing her shoes.

Her claim to fame was loving a frog,
he thought she was crazy,
and away he dodged.

She loved her bon, bons
she guzzled her liquor,
her piggy temper flowed even quicker.

Her oinks and squeals,
her high heels,
her red lips and long piggy tail.

She always blamed him, 
he was always wrong,
I somehow felt sorry for that poor little frog.

 "ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, and an oink or two"

Written by Panagiota Romios
Categories: confusion, god, humorous, poetess,

The Distraugt Poetess

Alas, about to smash her pen,
Fool that she is~ thinking, oh so 
wrongly,
That comments "make"a poem,
a gem? Why no! Hardly!

Hapless, foolish poetess!
Where are your brains?
You know your poem is more than good.
Stop looking for personal fame!

You need a fan club to honor
your work?
(and yes, some do demand it,
total poetic jerks!)

Just knock off being so
superciliously arrogant!
Your poetry is a gift to you~
From God in heaven.

Now!In all humility~ get on with it.

September 24, 2019

*** A special thank you to Matthew Amish for
alerting me to the typo in the title...PR***