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Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: friend, humorous, poetess,

LIMBURGER CHEESE POETESS




                     ~~~~~

Sometimes I feel like a hunk of Limburger cheese!
Poets pass my poetry as if it had the great aroma 
of unwashed toes and knees.
.
These poets are the ones who pretend to be my 
PS friends?
But off in the distance, they live in Big Ego City, 
just beyond the bend.
.
They avoid better poets than I,and tis no surprise!
Prancing about the soup with guile and smiling disguise!
.
So,it's a damaging, unkind game they play.
My peace...is knowing Karma is coming their way.
                         ~~~~~

                   January 3, 2020
                      11:45 pm PST



Poem Details | by Thomas Martin |
Categories: appreciation, encouraging, humorous, inspirational, poetess, poetry, tribute,

To Jan

on small island
lives the lovely poet
Jan
inspired to her poetry
by good deeds and humor
and grace of expression

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humorous, irony, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, voice,

a melody on parchment

Feelings on paper
A melody on parchment
easy poetry

your heartfelt humor
delighting unknown strangers
while you ignore him

pouring out your soul
into a painting or poem
husband catches up

Poem Details | by Charlie Knowlton |
Categories: funny, poetess, tribute,

Tribute to Jan





                          There is a quick poet named Jan
                          Who hails from the Isle of Man
                          Her limericks border
                          on Soup`s law and order
                          Here`s hoping that Jan is not banned.

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: giggle, poetess,

THE ZERO AU JUS POETESS AWAKENS





          The Zero Au Jus Poetess Awakens





       The poetess sat all day, waiting for a reply.
       As if a great star would  fall from the sky?

       She learned her lesson all too well.
       Not  to wait for her iPad bell!

       Remembering this is Poetry Soup, not Reply Soup.
       Aha! I see she has her head out of a closed loop!



                  December 24, 2019

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: feelings, humor, muse, poetess, writing,

PANAGIOTA'S DREAM


        Panagiota's Dream



With trepidation she picked up her pen.
Should I try this now.......or when?
Her Muse whispered in her ear!
"It's now or never, poetess, dear!"
Ah, that word "poetess" made her
divinely lightheaded.
And thus, my friends, she and her
pen are most happily wedded!


              August 7, 2020
               7:45pm PSt





               
               

Poem Details | by Shanity Rain |
Categories: art, career, change, future, humor, humorous, identity, image, international, me, mystery, poetess, rain, symbolism, words, writing,

Shanity Rain

            So many amazing Artist ~
             one would never complain

            Just to be amongst all Soup 
             my name will never be plain

            I love all indiscriminately 
            My friends you'll  remain 

            Not to confuse or cause pain
            for the reason lies not in Vain

             From now on just call me 
                Shanity Rain ~

           However my Children remind me , I'm Insane ~
        '   Shanity Rain  my new Pen name  '

Poem Details | by poesy relish |
Categories: humor, poetess, valentines day,

SKAT A broke my heart :D

SKAT A broke my poor delicate heart with a topic i cant take part On valentine i must craft not by design did she draft she a poet so dear and smart © Nadiya (2 Feb '15)
Place 2nd in the contest 'a valentine limerick to the poet who broke my heart' by Skat A on 27 May 2015.

Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: humor, poetess, self,

I Once Knew A Poet Named Sandy


I once knew a poet named Sandy*
who thought she wrote verses so dandy.
When she saw an NA
for a contest that day...
she questioned modus operandi.


Sandra M. Haight

~7th Place~
Contest: Sensitive Community *a pd contest*
Sponsor: Skat A
Judged: 03/14/2016


Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: humor, humorous, poetess, poets,

A troublemaker

A poet looking for a peer 
invariably troubles Shakespeare.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Poem Details | by ilene bauer |
Categories: funny, poetess,

Past Her Prime

A poetess well past her prime
Had some trouble when writing a rhyme.
Her limericks lagged
And her readership sagged
You could say it was really a …tragedy!


June 30, 2013
for Heather's Make Me Laugh Contest

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: humor, humorous, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, writing,

A poetaster

A poetaster seems sadistic 
if he writes longer than a distich.

Volodymyr Knyr
2016

Poem Details | by Rainbow Promise |
Categories: feelings, funny, humor, poetess,

Mutiny

Rebellion against Things that God detests, can be seen as Mutiny.
The gathering of things from Greed, is noted to be a bounty.

Accumulating anything from all around is Greed.
This accumulation does not make the greedy Freed!

Everything that the eye catches in another's Space,
Cause greedy ones to pick up the Pace.

Saying in mind: "I want that, I must have that, I'll just have those,"
May lead to nowhere but satan's pit!

Thus you see, Rebellion against God's detestations,
Can be the agonizing ACT of wrong manifestations!



Poem Details | by Anna Nomaly |
Categories: adventure, humor, night, poems, poetess, poetry, poets,

It's Too Early To Early To Prite Woetry

It's to early to prite woetry
shakespeare hasn't even rolled over yet!
my mind's not had it's morning warming
and i'll make a handsome bet-
i bet my brains not ready
to make any sort of scheme
its full of grog and foggy
i mean vice versa! (see what i mean?)

Too early for darkness but evening is nigh!
of course i only write when the moon is high..

1/3/17

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: crazy, feelings, good morning, hilarious, perspective, poetess, write,

Planning In My Sleep



Wake Up Excited 

Wonderful Lesson in Mind

It’s Gone By Coffee

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: confusion, god, humorous, poetess,

THE DISTRAUGT POETESS

Alas, about to smash her pen,
Fool that she is~ thinking, oh so 
wrongly,
That comments "make"a poem,
a gem? Why no! Hardly!

Hapless, foolish poetess!
Where are your brains?
You know your poem is more than good.
Stop looking for personal fame!

You need a fan club to honor
your work?
(and yes, some do demand it,
total poetic jerks!)

Just knock off being so
superciliously arrogant!
Your poetry is a gift to you~
From God in heaven.

Now!In all humility~ get on with it.

September 24, 2019

*** A special thank you to Matthew Amish for
alerting me to the typo in the title...PR***
 

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: humorous, poetess,

Sonnet 1 Allergies 1

Sonnet 1 Allergies I. (Humorous) But soft, what junky mites and dust filleth my beloved castle's air? Can it be ye olde funky cat hair! Or perchace~ that stench of spinach  noodles? Like a gross fat bear, passing air! Ah, leave, begone this poet's castle! My hand stuck to my nose, with kleenex, as if glued there by a  destructive muse? My pen, cannot move ~that appendage so poetically blessed. In eternal hell, pulling kleenex, From a rogue holder, on my heaving chest! Panagiota Romios 5/1/2018 9:35 pm

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: humorous, poetess, poverty,

THE YEN OF MY PEN



                       The Yen of My Pen


      My impassioned pen has a strange addiction!
      It will only move with its mania-madness
      for music.

      Alas, poor pen~it's so unfair to blame you!
      An honest confession?
      I am the same as you!

      We waltz, we samba and yes, we boogie
      quite a lot, too!
      For my pen and I, you see, write poetry
      in glitzy, fun, dancing shoes!

             

                 October 19, 2019

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: humorous, poetess,

Poetry in Hot Pants

^^^^^^^^


Miss Sharpy
Life of the Party
Two lines only
Poetess Laureate

5/11/2019
9:30Pm

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: funny, humor, poetess,

A POETESS'S TROPHY SAGA



                      ~~~~
      

      A poetess, so in love with herself,
      Tried to reach her trophy on the top shelf.  
      She fell, split her gold pants!
      Now can't go to the dance.
      To cheer up, bought a hot ticket to France!


                        ~~~~


                     July 30, 2020
                     9:30 pm PST
            

         Edited.   July 31, 2020
                      7:30 am PST


Apologies from me, for errors, appreciate correction!
         (my first and last limerick...sorry)
       
        

Poem Details | by Michelo Mweetwa |
Categories: art, hilarious, literature, poems, poetess, poetry, poets,

Number of views

I once posted a poem on poetry soup
I checked for feedback a while later
I smiled to find I had one view
It was enough to be a motivator
Every time I checked my views they increased by one
Then my smile faded when I realized I was my own fan
Celebrating my own views
A lone spoon for my poetry soup

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: humor, poetess, poets,

THE ARROGANT POETESS






        Arrogant she always flew!
        Ignoring your poetry and you.
        Alas, do not shudder.
        Don't even mutter.
        Just be grateful!
        For all the verses you do.




             August 31, 2020
                   3pm PST



Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: fun, humorous,

PLAYFUL POETESS




     Playful Poetess


Hi, tis the new me.
Sitting in  a Senryu tree,
Drinking Monoku tea.




      December 21, 2019


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humor, muse, poetess, poetry, write, writing,

Not My Circus

Poems are exploding out of my mind field
Like bullets ricocheting in lots of directions
Once they leave the shoot I have no control

Ideas are bantered about unlikely, unbidden
Un-coaxed, spontaneous out-of-control missiles
The same poems that have been imploding in my dreams

I ask my muse, do you need my help?
She dances and laughs, kicking around ideas 
Seriously, I say. Can I do anything?
She smiles at me and I hear 
Not your circus, not your monkeys.
I begin to type….