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betrayal, humorous, political, power,
Simply hungry for power
Promising YOU can make a difference
You provide your manifesto
Wear your colours with bravado
Smile and kiss babies
Shake hands with the voters
Soothing sugar coated words
But they are shallow veiled lies
Promise the earth….
Then nothing will materialise
Contest- All that you are
Sponsor – Charlotte Puddifoot
1ST August 2015
I should say outrage!
My favorite T.V. show
Blacked-out just like (snap!) that
Wind was like a hurricane
Scared hell out of the cat
Whole trees blown over
My house dark as Asa’s tomb
I’m feeling my way
Stumbling on familiar things
Cursing the maddening gloom
Think of olden days
Young Abe reading by hearth side
Chuck sails by moonlight
Hot water heated on the stove
Long before Ben Franklin’s kite
What a hardy brood
Those ancient folk must have been
We should be ashamed
Millionaires playing sports games
Time to offer thanks
How lucky we are oh Lord
Thank you Lord power restored
Maybe they’ll have a rerun
humorous, light, poetry, writing,
The power is out
but rather than pout
I'll sit down and write a few rhymes
It makes me so happy
to write something snappy
when life throws me lemons or limes
comes out in the open to play
shall leave quite a mark on this day
When out of the norm
one still must perform
to keep the mind sharpened and clear
For when you stay focused
you'll keep back the locust
from turning your peace into fear
The lights are back on
and the silence is gone
the hum of my fridge is so nice
Out of rhymes I have run
so my poem is done
and it came at a cheap enough price
humor, meaningful, perspective, truth,
Your mind is your most powerful weapon, as long as you don't lose it
Date written: 01/19/2019
fear, humorous, men, pain, power,
3/30/15 contest sponsored by: Judy Konos 'Your Footle Poem'
T Reams 1st Place
humorous, political, power,
William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton
Monica Lewinsky got his attention
Remembered not as a politician ….
but being found in a compromising position!
funny, girl, power,
strap on those six-guns
throw on the saddle
and ten-gallon cowboy hat
mount him slowly
and keep it steady
speed it up
pull back hard
and ride him rough
animals, funny, giggle,
Look at those humans staring below
They laugh at us, but what do they know
The “intellectual” beast
On greed and judgment will feast
They gaze at us and think WE are slow
We stare back and know they are the fools
We follow a better set of rules
As we hang from nature’s vines
We just giggle at their whines
They fail to use their soul-power tools
*Written in honor of John Freeman and his "Limericks Hilarious" contest.
allusion, crush, flower, for her, giving, humorous,
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Jerry T Curtis
Unlike many super heros
I use a jet to fly
No flashy fancy costume
To streak across the sky
I really need these glasses
I don't, use them for disquise
No high-tech crazy gadgets
Or lasers from my eyes
I don't leap over buildings
and I can't climb like a cat
But I'm sure, I'd look the part
If I'd lose this belly fat
So, what's my secret power
I have used it all this while
It's one you can't resist
I've just made you stop and Smile
I just read this to my wife
No effect----did I mention my super weakness
betrayal, bible, character, conflict, easter, faith, farewell, giggle, history, paradise, people, power, psychological, religious, sorry, storm, travel, tribute, trust, women,
Taking sides in discussions holily
About whether Uran used his willy
Means you're trapped in their game -
Either side is the same:
**** distracts, cash departs, crowd stays silly.
The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand interprets important Slovenian affairs for the non-Slovene speaking world.
fantasy, flower, funny,
There’s a prickly old man who seemed lazy
Yet while loafing he pushed up a daisy
And said with some practice
He’d force up a cactus
Just to prove that the gods must be crazy
addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,
Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits
through the green field
but use my shield
to end all of your habits.
environment, funny, imagination, leadership, power, storm, success,
Benjamin Franklin, to prove lightning held electricity,
Flew a kite in a storm; attached to the kite cord was a key.
Though some thought this dangerous experiment was a bit odd,
Franklin sparked more inquiries and invented the lightning rod!
africa, encouraging, good morning, humor, power,
Am alive again
Am alive again
Here we go
Am alive again.
to turn blood into wine
my priest will be a drunk
and no thank you I can do the job myself
funny, introspection, life, power,
I hate being deep, being philosophical and contemplative.
I much prefer to be analytical, judgemental, and cynical.
However, I am feeling much more the former than the latter.
I am pondering the concept of money.
I feel philosophical—money has the power to break up marriages,
cause deep depressions, even the power to create a stomach ulcer.
Yet it is only a few grams of metal, or even worse, a stingy piece of paper,
which has probably been through the wash a few times by now.
While I contemplate, ruminate with these thoughts,
I come to a deep realization,
the cynic within me cannot even hide for a moment,
while I pretend to be philosophical.
This morning my weekly weigh-in was due
I screamed, surely it just couldn't be true
I tried not to cheat
But oh.. something sweet
Out the window my damned will power flew
character, funny, light, political, power, satire, society, truth,
Laudable, fine, upstanding folk.
Year on year they shoulder the yolk.
Illustrious and kind,
Noble and refined,
Genial, with no wish to provoke.
Sincere as sincere as can be.
Honest – well, as honest as me.
Intelligent and witty,
Trustworthy and gritty.
Shame all this is pure fantasy.
funny, humor, humorous, irony, money, power,
Las Vegas, big win. The coins are flying.
Casino is broke. Heart attacks. Someone's dying.
On Power Plant two teenagers were playing.
With buttons and wires, just pushing and cutting ;-D
The real blond effect I have seen
It's something--that goldilocks sheen!
Her stunning success
I would like to possess
And my hair's dyed with envy green!
emotions, funny, nature, power,
On my porch,
La Cucaracha appears
creeping like an army tank prying,
his long antennae used for spying
this cockroach doesn’t belong in my world
“Hey, you’ll die tonight!”
colored a liver yellow
Roaches can live without heads.
when he dies...it’s all or nothing
fearless is a word that describes this bug
I warned him to go away
Has he earned the right to live with impunity...hmmm
God makes him too!
Let him be and give him his freedom
Squashed, flattened, splattered
any word will do
fun, funny, humor, humorous, people, power,
The higher the rank,
the droller the prank.
humorous, men, people, power, strength, time,
If not time, but a clock,
that's what each one can block.
car, celebrity, drink, funny, humorous, power,
Reese is a Hollywood star in demand
Southern belle mixed with, "Yes Ma'am"
Till she got pulled over
For driving not sober
And cried, "Don't you know who I am?"