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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: betrayal, humorous, political, power,

ELECTIONEERING FOR CONTEST

Simply hungry for power Promising YOU can make a difference You provide your manifesto Wear your colours with bravado Smile and kiss babies Shake hands with the voters Soothing sugar coated words But they are shallow veiled lies Promise the earth…. Then nothing will materialise Contest- All that you are Sponsor – Charlotte Puddifoot 1ST August 2015


Poem Details | by daver austin |
Categories: funny,

POWER OUTAGE

POWER OUTAGE

I should say outrage!
My favorite T.V. show
Blacked-out just like (snap!) that
Wind was like a hurricane
Scared hell out of the cat

Whole trees blown over
My house dark as Asa’s tomb
I’m feeling my way
Stumbling on familiar things
Cursing the maddening gloom

Think of olden days
Young Abe reading by hearth side
Chuck sails by moonlight
Hot water heated on the stove
Long before Ben Franklin’s kite

What a hardy brood
Those ancient folk must have been
We should be ashamed
Radios    televisions
Millionaires playing sports games

Time to offer thanks
How lucky we are   oh Lord
(snap!) Electricity!
Thank you Lord    power restored
Maybe they’ll have a rerun 
 

Poem Details | by Michael Wise |
Categories: humorous, light, poetry, writing,

The Power Is Out

The power is out
but rather than pout
I'll sit down and write a few rhymes

It makes me so happy
to write something snappy
when life throws me lemons or limes

My eccentricity
denied electricity
comes out in the open to play

Without hesitation
my imagination
shall leave quite a mark on this day

When out of the norm
one still must perform
to keep the mind sharpened and clear

For when you stay focused
you'll keep back the locust
from turning your peace into fear

The lights are back on
and the silence is gone
the hum of my fridge is so nice

Out of rhymes I have run
so my poem is done
and it came at a cheap enough price


Poem Details | by Edward Ibeh |
Categories: humor, meaningful, perspective, truth,

The Power of A Mind

Your mind is your most powerful weapon, as long as you don't lose it




Date written: 01/19/2019

Poem Details | by TAMMY REAMS |
Categories: fear, humorous, men, pain, power,

Men and Hunting


                              Brave man
                              buckshot
                              rear rump
                              hot lead
                              stings red
                              pants drop
                              sees blood
                              Fainted!

 3/30/15     contest sponsored by: Judy Konos  'Your Footle Poem'
                         T Reams       1st Place



Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, political, power,

BILL CLINTON

William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton Monica Lewinsky got his attention Remembered not as a politician …. but being found in a compromising position! 05~29~15

Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: funny, girl, power,

yippi-yi-yo-ki-ya

yippi-yi-yo
take control
be tough
cowgirl

strap on those six-guns
silver spurs
and leather
cowboy chaps

throw on the saddle
and ten-gallon cowboy hat
mount him slowly
and keep it steady
there now

speed it up
pull back hard
and ride him rough
be tough
cowgirl

yippi-yi-yo
ki-ya





Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: animals, funny, giggle,

Abuse of Soul Power

Look at those humans staring below
They laugh at us, but what do they know
     The “intellectual” beast
     On greed and judgment will feast
They gaze at us and think WE are slow

We stare back and know they are the fools
We follow a better set of rules
     As we hang from nature’s vines
     We just giggle at their whines
They fail to use their soul-power tools


*Written in honor of John Freeman and his "Limericks Hilarious" contest.

Poem Details | by Weeping Willow |
Categories: allusion, crush, flower, for her, giving, humorous,

Flower power

                     
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Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: humor, nonsense,

My Super Power

Unlike many super heros
I use a jet to fly
No flashy fancy costume
To streak across the sky

I really need these glasses
I don't, use them for disquise
No high-tech crazy gadgets 
Or lasers from my eyes

I don't leap over buildings
and I can't climb like a cat
But I'm sure, I'd look the part
If I'd lose this belly fat

So, what's my secret power
I have used it all this while
It's one you can't resist
I've just made you stop and Smile

I just read this to my wife
No effect----did I mention my super weakness

Poem Details | by Julian Bohan |
Categories: betrayal, bible, character, conflict, easter, faith, farewell, giggle, history, paradise, people, power, psychological, religious, sorry, storm, travel, tribute, trust, women,

THEO-OLIGARCHIC HAPPENINGS IN SLOVENIA


URAN'S WILLY

Taking sides in discussions holily
About whether Uran used his willy
Means you're trapped in their game -
Either side is the same:
**** distracts, cash departs, crowd stays silly.



Story:
http://www.sloveniatimes.com/scandals-in-the-slovenian-church-to-go-on


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand interprets important Slovenian affairs for the non-Slovene speaking world. 


www.maria.si

Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: fantasy, flower, funny,

Flower Power-God's Must Be Crazy

There’s a prickly old man who seemed lazy
Yet while loafing he pushed up a daisy
And said with some practice
He’d force up a cactus
Just to prove that the gods must be crazy

Poem Details | by Blake Holland |
Categories: addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,

An Aquarian Exposition

Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits 
through the green field
but use my shield 
to end all of your habits.

Poem Details | by Bartholomew Williams |
Categories: environment, funny, imagination, leadership, power, storm, success,

An Eyebrow-raising Key to Electricity

Benjamin Franklin, to prove lightning held electricity,
Flew a kite in a storm; attached to the kite cord was a key.
Though some thought this dangerous experiment was a bit odd,
Franklin sparked more inquiries and invented the lightning rod!


1/25/19

Poem Details | by richard nnoli |
Categories: africa, encouraging, good morning, humor, power,

Am alive again

Am alive again
Am alive again

Here we go

Believe me

I swear 

If not

Am alive again.

Poem Details | by catherine labeau |
Categories: giggle,

if I had power

to turn blood into wine
my priest will be a drunk
and no thank you I can do the job myself

Poem Details | by Theresa T |
Categories: funny, introspection, life, power,

Can Money Buy Philosophy

I hate being deep, being philosophical and contemplative.
I much prefer to be analytical, judgemental, and cynical.

However, I am feeling much more the former than the latter.
I am pondering the concept of money.
I feel philosophical—money has the power to break up marriages,
cause deep depressions, even the power to create a stomach ulcer.
Yet it is only a few grams of metal, or even worse, a stingy piece of paper,
which has probably been through the wash a few times by now.

While I contemplate, ruminate with these thoughts, 
I come to a deep realization,
the cynic within me cannot even hide for a moment, 
while I pretend to be philosophical.

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, health,

Will Power


This morning my weekly weigh-in was due
I screamed, surely it just couldn't be true
I tried not to cheat
But oh.. something sweet
Out the window my damned will power flew

Poem Details | by David Sollis |
Categories: character, funny, light, political, power, satire, society, truth,

Most Politicians Are:

Laudable, fine, upstanding folk.  
Year on year they shoulder the yolk.
Illustrious and kind,
Noble and refined,
Genial, with no wish to provoke.

Sincere as sincere as can be.
Honest – well, as honest as me.
Intelligent and witty,
Trustworthy and gritty.
Shame all this is pure fantasy.

Poem Details | by Russell Grushco |
Categories: funny, humor, humorous, irony, money, power,

Las Vegas win

Las Vegas, big win. The coins are flying.
Casino is broke. Heart attacks. Someone's dying.
On Power Plant two teenagers were playing.
With buttons and wires, just pushing and cutting ;-D

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny

Ooooh that Hair Power

The real blond effect I have seen
It's something--that goldilocks sheen!
Her stunning success
I would like to possess
And my hair's dyed with envy green!

Poem Details | by Carol Davis |
Categories: emotions, funny, nature, power,

Splat

On my porch,
La Cucaracha appears 
creeping like an army tank prying,                                           
his long antennae used for spying
this cockroach doesn’t belong in my world

“Hey, you’ll die tonight!”
repulsive insect,
colored a liver yellow

Roaches can live without heads.
when he dies...it’s all or nothing
fearless is a word that describes this bug
I warned him to go away

Has he earned the right to live with impunity...hmmm
God makes him too!
Let him be and give him his freedom

Squashed, flattened, splattered
any word will do
 

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous, people, power,

A rank and a prank

The higher the rank, 
the droller the prank.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: humorous, men, people, power, strength, time,

Time and a clock

If not time, but a clock, 
that's what each one can block.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Poem Details | by JJ Hammer |
Categories: car, celebrity, drink, funny, humorous, power,

Reese

Reese is a Hollywood star in demand
Southern belle mixed with, "Yes Ma'am" 
Till she got pulled over
For driving not sober
And cried, "Don't you know who I am?"