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Written by
Tasha Taylor
Categories:
boyfriend, funny love, girlfriend, psychological, relationship,
Schizophrenia
"Doctor!
Doctor!
How is he?"
"Quite terrible, Miss.
He will not survive the night,
Probably not even the hour."
"What does he have?
Terminal cancer?
Pneumonia?
Cardiac Arrest?"
"No.
It is worse then all of those.
Even combined."
"Oh no!
Can I see him?
"I imagine you can, Miss.
But that's the problem.
I'm afraid I can't treat him
Since I can't--"
"Doctor! Please tell me.
I love him.
He's my boyfriend.
We have no secrets."
"Then you may wanna sit down.
Miss, I am sorry to inform you,
Your boyfriend is ailed with
A severe case of nonexistence."
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
fire, humor, humorous, psychological,
Oops
A pyromaniac named Jack,
Who hailed from the town of Hackensack,
Decided one day,
with matches he’d play
He’s a mummy now, flat on his back!
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
community, health, humor, integrity, psychological,
Predicting Assault Patterns
I've noticed,
As our economic and politically empowered
too consistently lead with their Right,
All us non-elite women
people of color
LGBTQ
and indigenous people
predictably lean to our Left
To find a space
where we feel safer,
and a sacred place
where we might imagine
our lives actually matter.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, marriage, men, psychological, relationship, trust
How To Give a Guy a Premarital Suitability Exam
Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze
Written by
John Beam
Categories:
corruption, humorous, hyperbole, political, psychological, satire
Conspiracy Nut
when some one else is caught it's a conspiracy when I say something
Written by
Gorlum Gorlum
Categories:
crazy, funny, health, humor, jobs, psychological
Limerick: Shrinks, Part 2
Once attending professional course
Shrinks attempted to fix mind flaws
They gorged on cocaine
But primitive brain
Has failed to achieve sacred pause
Written by
Cynthia Buhain-Baello
Categories:
conflict, funny, gender, identity, psychological,
Sadly Confused
He said he was a "woman",
Just trapped in a wrong body.
When time came he had to pee-
Used the room.... for "Men".
All rights reserved~~Cynthia Buhain-Baello~~05.28.15
The Dodoitsu is a fixed folk song form of Japanese origin
and is often about LOVE or HUMOR. It has 26 syllables,
four lines of 7, 7, 7, 5 syllables respectively.
It is unrhymed and non-metrical.
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
anxiety, humor, psychological, stress,
Newsing and Boozing
There's a virus going around
And people getting sick
Some are even dying
From a germ, that they can't kick
There's an asteroid, it's flying
on it's undetected path
Aiming for the earth
To just unleash its wrath
chorus
There's a million things they tell you,
design to cause you fear
So, just relax and have another beer
There are terrorist, they say, came home to roost
Others over seas are busy buying Nukes
The end of the world, could be happening today
If it isn't now, it's likely on it's way
chorus
There's a million things they tell you,
design to cause you fear
So, just relax and have another beer
Written by
S. O. Fasrus
Categories:
bullying, humor, innocence, psychological, scary, wife
Ted
Ted was a proper torturer
he'd gag me after tea
he'd ram a flannel down my gob
then dangle me on his knee
A virgin when I married
my mums and dad were Mormons
home-schoolers don't do sex Ed. much
though they did go on about hormones
I thought Ted's ways were normal
it was all new ground to me
my terrified eyes would turn him on
so I didn't have the heart to flee
I got used to the violent jerking
I got used to a gob full of flannel
but I wished I'd prayed and made a fuss
when he hid me behind his panel.
S O F
Written by
John Beam
Categories:
allusion, humor, irony, psychological, river, word play
Juvenile
When the young Nile decided to run opposite of its peers.
Written by
Gorlum Gorlum
Categories:
crazy, dedication, humor, psychological,
Limerick: Shrinks, Part 1
Once a crowd of shrinks with goatees
Tried to put their mind at ease
They tried medication
And then meditation
But failed to achieve their bliss
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
crazy, fish, flower, humor, mirror, psychological
Narcissus and the Carp, a Tanka
narcissus, the pond
across the surface ripples
disillusionment
dead in the water, floating
not so koi now, bloated carp
by gail
Written by
John Beam
Categories:
community, green, humor, humorous, life, psychological
Rose Colored Glasses
If grass is always greener on the other side of the fence that means I would have to mow more grass
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
computer, confusion, humor, internet, poetry, psychological
Glitch
rainy retail park
turning on and off again
techno logic love
lost rhyme and losing reason
my computer saying 'O'
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
appreciation, brother, fate, humorous, psychological,
King Arthur's Proclamation
I knight thee
master chef of the Royal S Soup
let them pick their poison
and serve them their just desserts
little cupcakes hiding in the pan
why even peter was more of a man
Every kings chef has a great kitchen
The masons have built you a great stoic oven
lets put this to good use
after we shall have an ale or two
along with some laughs
leprechauns and trolls we turned
to ash
Written by
Mark J. Halliday
Categories:
depression, humorous, psychological, self, suicide, visionary
Escape To Nowhere
My reality sucks.
What's the point of being sane?
....................................................................................Can't escape myself.
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
funny, humor, mythology, philosophy, psychological, religious
The Minds of Mina and Eunice
Mi: Does God eat his boogers?
Eu: No of course God doesn't eat his boogers.
Mi: But I thought God could do anything.
Eu: Well he could eat his boogers but he just wouldn't.
Mi: So he does have boogers.
Eu: I don't know, I don't think God has boogers.
Mi: God can have anything he wants.
Eu: I don't think he wants boogers.
Mi: I don't think we can understand the mind of God.
Eu: We can't.
Mi: Maybe god is a booger.
Eu: God's not a booger.
Mi: But if God is all things, he's an all-knowing booger.
Eu: Stop it.
Mi: He's a wrathful all-knowing booger.
Eu: I'm not talking to you anymore.
Written by
Al Juman
Categories:
dark, fear, funny, imagination, irony, psychological
Said the Shadow
Said the shadow
I am always crawling behind you.
look carefully!
I am a ghost!
I am yours!
no! I am his, hers, theirs.
Did I scare you?
No ---oo!
I just pull the pee out of you.
11/2/2015 © Al. Juman - The said Poet
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Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
bible, humor, irony, judgement, psychological, satire
Casting Stuff On the Waters
He cast a crouton on the water
Watched it sog upon the swell
What came back was lava bread
And Chelsea buns as well
She threw in an expensive cake
‘Twas softer than a futon
But what came back upon the waves
Was just a soggy crouton
© Gail Foster 2016
Written by
Christian Guild
Categories:
confusion, giggle, psychological, write, writing,
Giberrish
The language I speak.
O zpbr yp vpmgidr arpazr
No one understands but me.
Pmzu o imfrtdysmd
My way to express feelings
Yjtpij tsmfpq zryyrd
Forgive me
Vpmgidom sy oyd gomrdt.
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
food, humorous, men, people, psychological,
A Leek and Leaking
He who eats his leek
does not let this leak.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
bird, death, garden, humor, psychological, seasons
Winter Garden
As the ice began to harden
And the bitter breezes blew
In the lady's winter garden
A cold dove whispered 'Coo'
Oh, when will it be summer
The wistful lady cried
Not for ages
It's a bummer
Said the dove
And promptly died
© Gail Foster 20th December 2016
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
character, humor, identity, loneliness, psychological, sad
Hello Kitty Man - a Surreptitious Sonnet For Surreptitious Sonnet Day
Once upon a time there was a man
Who had a life so boring no-one knew
That he was there, and nothing fun to do
But work a bit and drive a little van
And buy a Subway and a cheeky can
Of Redbull, or in summer sometimes two
Around and round the motorway he flew
Another almost was, and also ran
Or so it seemed. At sunset he would change
Into his costume and go up the street
And hide behind a lamppost. Oh how sweet
It felt, how surreptitious and how strange
They called him Hello Kitty Man. Hey, Hi!
They'd say, and oh so quickly walk on by
© Gail Foster 3rd August 2022
Written by
Michelle Born
Categories:
anxiety, confusion, how i feel, humor, husband, psychological
What Time Is It
I am lying here wide awake
Thoughts running in my head I can't shake,
My hubby is sleeping so peacefully
And here I am turning constantly,
So I finally decide to get out of bed
Too many thoughts still boggling my head,
The pain in my neck feels like it is here to stay
It really needs to just go away,
Time is flying and I don't know why
It won't be long there will be light in the sky,
So I drink me some hot tea to help my neck
Then I realize I am still alive so what the heck.
Written By: Unique Poetry 11-25-2015
Written by
Gary Onderisin
Categories:
humanity, humor, life, psychological,
Cinquain
Folly
brought down a notch,
outrageous fortune foiled,
shot down by due irreverence,
humor.