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Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, courage, cute love, dark, deep, depression, desire, destiny, devotion, dream, first love, funny love, grief, happiness, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i am, i love you, i miss you, innocence, irony, jealousy, lonely, longing, loss, lost, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, night, passion, psychological, romance, romantic, sad, sad love, silence, sky, sleep, solitude, sunset, true love,

Red Light

have you ever felt like 
the flashing red light on the roof,
lonely as ever
visible at night, useless by day?

in sync with its partner next door
for a quick kiss over a few flashes only 
then arguing again and again 
night in, night out.

have you ever felt like 
the flashing red light on the roof,
not signaling a warning to keep away
but sending a call for compassion?

using the dark pauses in between 
to yell the same name 
over and over and over
into the emptiness of each night.

have you ever felt like
the flashing red light on the roof,
being your silent cry
only heard by your eternal love?


Poem Details | by Tasha Taylor |
Categories: boyfriend, funny love, girlfriend, psychological, relationship,

SCHIZOPHRENIA

"Doctor!
Doctor!
How is he?"

"Quite terrible, Miss.
He will not survive the night,
Probably not even the hour."

"What does he have?
Terminal cancer?
Pneumonia?
Cardiac Arrest?"

"No.
It is worse then all of those.
Even combined."

"Oh no! 
Can I see him?

"I imagine you can, Miss.
But that's the problem.
I'm afraid I can't treat him
Since I can't--"

"Doctor! Please tell me.
I love him. 
He's my boyfriend.
We have no secrets."

"Then you may wanna sit down.
Miss, I am sorry to inform you,
Your boyfriend is ailed with
A severe case of nonexistence."

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: fire, humor, humorous, psychological,

Oops

A pyromaniac named Jack, Who hailed from the town of Hackensack, Decided one day, with matches he’d play He’s a mummy now, flat on his back!

Poem Details | by Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories: community, health, humor, integrity, psychological,

Predicting Assault Patterns

I've noticed,
As our economic and politically empowered
too consistently lead with their Right,
All us non-elite women
people of color
LGBTQ
and indigenous people
predictably lean to our Left

To find a space
where we feel safer,
and a sacred place
where we might imagine
our lives actually matter.

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, marriage, men, psychological, relationship, trust, women,

How to give a guy a premarital suitability exam

Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: corruption, humorous, hyperbole, political, psychological, satire, words,

Conspiracy nut

when some one else is                                                                                                   caught it's a conspiracy                                                                                                   when I say something

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: absence, break up, confidence, death, feelings, funny, i am, i love you, inspirational, leaving, loneliness, lost love, love, moving on, psychological, recovery from, relationship, suicide, true love, wife,

End

Only then you're done,
when you end the ending;
leave the closure to others,
that way it's much more fun. 


Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: allusion, anxiety, dedication, humorous, inspiration, passion, psychological,

My Plan

This Is My Plan

Now that things are quiet
Heavy hitters hanging low
It's time to post my bestest poems
And let my talent show

I see Deb, Lin and Andrea 
Are keeping kinda still
So,I might make it up that list
Where I can show my skill

My eye is on those top three spots
But, before I reach my goal
I'll have to go through Ninty-seven
Poets in a row

But seeing no one, is around
I don't know how I'll miss
To get my poem on the Top
Of The Hundred All-Time List



Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: anxiety, humor, psychological, stress,

Newsing And Boozing

There's a virus going around
And people getting sick
Some are even dying 
From a germ, that they can't kick

There's an asteroid, it's flying
on it's undetected path
Aiming for the earth
To just unleash its wrath


chorus
There's a million things they tell you,
design to cause you fear
So, just relax and have another beer


There are terrorist, they say, came home to roost  
Others over seas are busy buying Nukes
The end of the world, could be happening today
If it isn't now, it's likely on it's way

chorus 
There's a million things they tell you,
design to cause you fear 
So, just relax and have another beer 


Poem Details | by Cynthia Buhain-Baello |
Categories: conflict, funny, gender, identity, psychological,

Sadly Confused

He said he was a "woman",

Just trapped in a wrong body.

When time came he had to pee-

Used the room.... for "Men".
 
All rights reserved~~Cynthia Buhain-Baello~~05.28.15


The Dodoitsu is a fixed folk song form of Japanese origin 
and is often about LOVE  or HUMOR. It has 26 syllables, 
four lines of 7, 7, 7, 5 syllables respectively. 
It is unrhymed and non-metrical.

Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: age, angst, feelings, humor, irony, judgement, psychological,

Dissing Disney: dismal karma sonnet

(a true story)

“Don’t make me go to Disneyland,” I cried
Fourteen years old with all the angst that brings
They made me go and something in me died
Depressed by all the fake and plastic things
The second time my parents made me go
Was in my twenties, Paris, lucky me
I sulked; I’m an aesthetic snob, you know
Too selfish to enjoy my children’s glee
The third time was the worst, the fuss I made
At thirty odd, made odder still by drink
I tried to run, got caught in a parade
The final Mickey piss take; now I think
I want to go to Dismaland! Bad luck
For can I get a ticket?  Can I f**k!

by Gail


 
















Poem Details | by Julian Bohan |
Categories: betrayal, bible, character, conflict, easter, faith, farewell, giggle, history, paradise, people, power, psychological, religious, sorry, storm, travel, tribute, trust, women,

THEO-OLIGARCHIC HAPPENINGS IN SLOVENIA


URAN'S WILLY

Taking sides in discussions holily
About whether Uran used his willy
Means you're trapped in their game -
Either side is the same:
**** distracts, cash departs, crowd stays silly.



Story:
http://www.sloveniatimes.com/scandals-in-the-slovenian-church-to-go-on


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand interprets important Slovenian affairs for the non-Slovene speaking world. 


www.maria.si

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: allusion, humor, irony, psychological, river, word play, youth,

Juvenile

When the young Nile decided to run opposite of its peers.

Poem Details | by Gorlum Gorlum |
Categories: crazy, funny, health, humor, jobs, psychological,

Limerick: shrinks, part 2

Once attending professional course
Shrinks attempted to fix mind flaws
They gorged on cocaine
But primitive brain
Has failed to achieve sacred pause

Poem Details | by Blake Holland |
Categories: addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,

An Aquarian Exposition

Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits 
through the green field
but use my shield 
to end all of your habits.

Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: anger, conflict, dog, humor, internet, nonsense, psychological,

Gnawing Resentment

He gnawed on his resentment
In public and alone
Like a dog he kept on worrying
The marrow from the bone
Till he gave himself an ulcer
Till his teeth got small and stumpy
Till other dogs said, Hang on, Fang
You’re starting to look grumpy
He wouldn’t leave the thing alone
Just wouldn’t let it lie
Time to put the bone down, Fido
Go on, try

by Gail


Poem Details | by Brian Cooper |
Categories: character, crazy, depression, emotions, how i feel, humor, psychological,

Bipolar Zen

Unhappy face then
   Happy face now forms again
      Zen      a transitory friend


Copyright 3/11/14

Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: computer, confusion, humor, internet, poetry, psychological, sad,

Glitch

rainy retail park
turning on and off again
techno logic love

lost rhyme and losing reason
my computer saying 'O'


Poem Details | by Gorlum Gorlum |
Categories: crazy, dedication, humor, psychological,

Limerick: shrinks, part 1

Once a crowd of shrinks with goatees
Tried to put their mind at ease
They tried medication 
And then meditation 
But failed to achieve their bliss

Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: depression, humorous, psychological, self, suicide, visionary, wisdom,

Escape to nowhere

My reality sucks.
What's the point of being sane?
....................................................................................Can't escape myself.

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: culture, desire, humor, irony, math, memory, psychological,

The three of rule

pattern small devices
express desire worthiness
motive or motif

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: community, green, humor, humorous, life, psychological, work,

Rose colored glasses

If grass is always greener                                                                                                 on the other side of the fence                                                                                             that means I would have                                                                                                   to mow more grass

Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: crazy, fish, flower, humor, mirror, psychological, vanity,

narcissus and the carp, a tanka

narcissus, the pond
across the surface ripples
disillusionment
dead in the water, floating
not so koi now, bloated carp

by gail

Poem Details | by Lewis Raynes |
Categories: conflict, humorous, psychological,

My imaginary friend is breaking my heart

I have an imaginary friend,
He’s everywhere I go.
He’s with me when I run real fast,
And when I walk real slow.

I wish he wouldn’t follow me,
I wish he’d leave me alone.
I’ve now become an adult, and
My childhood I’ve outgrown.

You see, I think he likes my girlfriend,
Way more than he really should,
And I think she yearns for him also,
If she could have him she prob'ly would.

Even my dog prefers to play with him,
Whenever I’m around.
My imaginary friend doesn’t talk or call,
Doesn’t even make a sound.

Actually, I suspect my girl and dog,
Are eloping with my imaginary friend.
I think they’re all moving to the coast,
By the end of this weekend.


Poem Details | by Christian Guild |
Categories: confusion, giggle, psychological, write, writing,

Giberrish

The language I speak. 
O zpbr yp vpmgidr arpazr
No one understands but me. 
Pmzu o imfrtdysmd
My way to express feelings
Yjtpij tsmfpq zryyrd
Forgive me
Vpmgidom sy oyd gomrdt.