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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: car, humorous,

I'M IN A JAM

I’m stuck in traffic Crawling like a slimy slug Why call it rush hour? 4th April 2015


Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: humorous, poetry,

Three Questionku Poems

Find furniture
In a pitch dark room
Do you use your shin bone?

A diamond gift
Female Viagra
Could they be the same thing?

Look now and see
Really ugly sheep
Where virgin wool comes from?

Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: gender, humor,

Question of Gender

Popeye has said
I am what I am
why weren't you happy Bruce?

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: confusion, humorous,

Petrified Forest

I ponder the

   Petrified Forest!

      What frightened all those trees?

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired

Entry for Richard Lamoureux's "Questionku Two" Contest

Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: humorous, life,

Laughing at Life

Life’s comical
Never logical
Can you pass me that beer?

Poem Details | by Ralph Sergi |
Categories: humorous,

Railroaded

I wish you well
In your brand hew house
Are the trains very loud?

Questionku Contest Richard Lamoureaux
              October 17, 2015

Poem Details | by CayCay Jennings |
Categories: dream, humorous, sleep,

Do Not Like Up

Alarm rings loud I am still sleepy Why must I now get up My dream is sweet It must continue Will Johnny Depp kiss me I must stay down With my eyes both closed Does the world now need me Do not like up So rude and abrupt Is there still some coffee
... CayCay October 17, 2015

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: horse, humorous,

Emergency - Calling All Pooper Scoopers

Horses parade

     Marching band follows

          What was that they stepped in?

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: humorous,

Manhood












The truck he drives
His sexual tool
What makes a man a man?


















Poem Details | by Voahanitriniaina Rabary-Andriamanday |
Categories: creation, dream, film, humorous,

The Typewriter

Some winter day,
In Orson's realm...
Or was it just a film?

One Paris night,
Along The Seine streams...
Or was it in my dreams?

I saw them, spies,
I heard all the cries...
Or had I been dreaming?

A machine gun
Would not stop to run...
Or was it still this film?

I woke up, then,
To grab a new pen...
Could THAT all make MY film?

The typewriter
let her fingers run...
WHO'LL STOP THIS MACHINE GUN!?

(Written on 04/27/2013)

Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: humor, humorous,

Monster Clash

Clinton and Trump
King Kong Godzilla
which is more exciting?

Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: humor,

What's Your Emergency

disturbing my sleep
the telephone rings
are you sick, ill, or dead?

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: addiction, drink, humor,

The Old Boozer

Looked in mirror

    Too much booze last night

          Who is that bum I see?

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: death, humor,

Alway's a Line

at Heaven's gate
and there's a long line
how did I score so low?

Poem Details | by Richard Lamoureux |
Categories: funny,

Questionku 14

Humming a tune
Stuck inside my head
What's the name of the song?


My Questionku contest is almost half full. Now is the time to enter. 
Well done to all the entrants so far! You are making the judging process 
very difficult. It is so nice to see the Questionku is catching on.

Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: humor, relationship,

Famous Last Words

those old maid clothes
makes you look so old
What you mean its over?

Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: funny,

Truck and Jeans

is it his truck
or the jeans he wears
what makes a man a man?

Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: humor, poetry,

Monoku

a monoku
a one line haiku
what would they think of next?

Poem Details | by Dominique Jon Apple Webb |
Categories: faith, funny, future, gender, god, history, time,

Christians Say Jesus Is God

Jesus came along when the god meme had become dietary
The next step was to make god into a man, not a woman, 
Where is Jessica? 

Poem Details | by Dom- X- |
Categories: abuse, funny love,

shadows

Can you know 
the pain of love without 
having to say I love you?

DX

Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: humorous,

Alphabet Soup

Alphabet soup
is a learning aid
how many words you spell?

Poem Details | by Rhoda Tripp |
Categories: food, humor, riddle, satire, sweet, write, writing,

Buttered Up

Unfiltered honey
Drizzling listlessly on bun.
Is she buttered up?

Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: fun, humor,

The Platypus

The platypus
creation committee
Who’d God put in time out?


John G. Lawless
©8/22/2018

Poem Details | by Ironic Zink |
Categories: confusion, creation, earth, green, humor, imagination, metaphor,

Quaint Qualm Quagmire

Space cadets moon Howling in the night Why is this apple green? June 16, 2017 Form Q contest Sponsored by Broken Wings

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: funny, word play,

I done a what

He approached me
I. dunup's my name
I asked I. dunup who?