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animal, funny, rain, weather,
rain drops hit still pond
surface ripples spread outward
tickling frog bellies
art, color, funny, humor, nature, rain, rainbow,
Underneath a rainbow
The colours fall down flat
Perhaps it is the rain
That makes them all go splat!
What is that wonderful smell
when a rain shower passes
on a warm summer day?
Is it the fragrance of a new beginning,
quenching us with the exuberance
of youthful joy, a sweet wisp of hope
for the earth to embrace,
a cleansing, a freshness of favor,
a cause for the celebration of life?
I ask you then,
if it is all of that,
why would anyone
with any sense of poetic license
want to own an umbrella?
Joseph Spence Sr
adventure, funny, imagination, life, people, places, urban,
It came with a flash upon my back
Caught off guard, suspenders hanging
Madly rushing to find a place so safe
From around the bend with a honk
“Hey watch your steps” was a shout
Horn blowing while in passing
One disgruntled taxi driver glaring
Newspaper umbrella in ruins
Noisy rumbling above from a subway
Heading down the track, clank, clank, clank
Brown dog barking, woof, woof, looking back
Shelter at last, finally found a spot
The rain came down with a heavy shout
Caught shirtless and without shoes
Now sipping coffee listening the blues
Feeling brand new tasting some stew
humorous, ireland, rain,
There once was a driver from Uber
Who really only owned a scooter
So when it rained
His passengers complained
So now he has no more commuters
Couldn't let a St Paddy's day go by without a wee limerick!!
funny, rain, me,
Once my leather shoes made me proud with their softness and luster,
but after eleven months of heavy usage they have lost all glamor;
even small thorns and nails can penetrate their worn-out soles;
ah, squeaky, squeaky shoes...you annoy me when steady rain falls!
Something I've always wondered about
A subject near and dear to my heart
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain
It's puzzled me right from the start!
A theory that sometimes is bandied about
Maybe their wool is non-shrinking
Sounds quite a bit far fetched to me
Someone's jazzing me I'm thinking!
Quite plausible if you think about it though
But whether it's true or it's not
Sheep I've talked to don't give a rat's ***
Damn wool is making them hot!
A strong hurricane blows across the beach
My umbrella turns inside-out; I screech!
Broadcasting from a cell phone
Rain pelts and there’s no tone
For the first time I’m at a loss for speech
art, career, change, future, humor, humorous, identity, image, international, me, mystery, poetess, rain, symbolism, words, writing,
So many amazing Artist ~
one would never complain
Just to be amongst all Soup
my name will never be plain
I love all indiscriminately
My friends you'll remain
Not to confuse or cause pain
for the reason lies not in Vain
From now on just call me
Shanity Rain ~
However my Children remind me , I'm Insane ~
' Shanity Rain my new Pen name '
humor, native american, natural disasters, nature, rain,
Rain dance, rain dance, clothed or bare
It makes no difference what you wear
If you need rain, do not despair
A little rain dance here or there
But please be careful if you do
And don’t be carried away
You might wind up in a canoe
And have a lousy day
funny, health, how i feel, rain, winter,
This was not my today's agenda,
Hankies for snuffles my addenda,
Here I rest, moribunda!
Wintry weather down under,
Suppose it is not so bad,
Bed rest to be had,
Not in the rat race,
Cosy bed today's place,
Definitely not my today's agenda,
funny, life, seasons
I awoke this morning to the sound of heavy RAIN
Downstairs a lake had formed, oh what a PAIN
Off I went to fetch my mop and PAIL
Nonetheless, my spirit does not FAIL
I made a temporary gutter out of FOIL
(This weather will not take me as a FOOL)
Now I sit and dry my soaking FOOT
That’s black because I trod in flakes of SOOT
Which must have fallen from my stove’s air SLOT
At last the rain it has begun to SLOW
But, alas, it’s only been replaced by SNOW
Frisky dog called Rain
Wiggle his tail to complain
"Walked me by your chain"
Sponsor by SKAT-AB SIN THE
how i feel, humor, rain, sun, wind,
threatening winter rains
brush the clouds from the sun
but can't move the wind
funny, rain, rain,
If there are 24 hours in a day
how can night exist?
What is the difference between a fog
and a very heavy mist?
What do we mean by a heavy wind?
How can rain give way to showers?
I’ve been told people work too long
but how can you have shorter hours?
We have heavy rain in the morning
light rain the rest of the day,
why don’t they just say we will have rain?
And who weighs it anyway.
The sun will break through in patches
said the weatherman sounding profound,
but there maybe thunder clouds overhead
and I thought they’d be on the ground.
body, humorous, men, people, rain, wisdom,
If you want to train your brain,
come in out of the rain.
cry, emotions, humor, rain,
His sad face telling
The truth? Or is he shedding
Tears under the rain?
Date written and posted: 09/08/2017
D. C. Jordan
humorous, moon, rain,
Z is for Zombie
B is for brains
full moon is out
I hope it rains
Joseph Spence Sr
adventure, funny, imagination, life, love, nature, time, uplifting,
as the cool breeze blows
rises with condensation
moving like cloud nine
condensation into clouds
magic carpet ride
like rain pouring over head
gliding to shelter
It's raining pitchforks I say,
Always in the middle of May,
O! The day in May,
When pitchforks come nay.
cheer up, environment, humor, rain,
It appears terribly nonessential
That rain has got no sense of time
As it brings the water essential
Its rudeness has no shame of crime
Reason A. Poteet
humor, rain, summer,
A summer storm has struck upon the stage.
Like clouds, faces in the crowd change to black.
As lightning triggers sudden disengage,
tonight’s entertainment can stay on track.
The wit he’s stored within his mind’s spice rack
can use this summer rain in which to mull.
Dry humor, soaking wet, delivers smack
and thunderous applause says he’s not dull.
This stand-up comic entertains without a lull.
June 20, 2018
a Spencerian stanza
The Melody Sings
friendship, funny, happiness
A four letter name
But who is she???
And maybe just a bit crazy but she is still a souper friend and i love her all the same.
Thanks rain for being a friend. And this is just how i percieve you sorry if it is
inaccurate. Hope you like it though!
kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr
its not starking
its the lords calling
it can be a pain