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Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
allah, angel, angst, confusion, dream, education, faith, freedom, god, happiness, health, heaven, history, holocaust, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, miracle, nature, on writing and words, pain, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religious, sad, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,
Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,
Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?
Poem Details | by
Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories:
food, funny, happiness, peace, recovery from..., teen, uplifting,
waking up and
baking up
before
we hit the sun
in a hurry
don't you worry
just come along
and have some fun
stop all that lookin'
at what we're cookin'
like we're crooked dudes
with guns
MANnnnn!!!
themz' brownies
not Maui WoW-Wee
chill out
our THC days iz' done.
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,
Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,
So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,
Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,
Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear.
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
absence, break up, confidence, death, feelings, funny, i am, i love you, inspirational, leaving, loneliness, lost love, love, moving on, psychological, recovery from, relationship, suicide, true love, wife,
Only then you're done,
when you end the ending;
leave the closure to others,
that way it's much more fun.
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
adventure, freedom, history, holiday, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, journey, life, love, metaphor, natural disasters, nature, nostalgia, passion, philosophy, recovery from..., space, stress, travel,
The English weather:
Rainclouds follow us from home
There is no escape.
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
adventure, allegory, angst, animal, child, childhood, confusion, courage, death, dream, fear, funny, grief, hate, hope, humorous, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, memory, metaphor, mystery, nature, nostalgia, parody, passion, people, pets, philosophy, recovery from..., sad, satire, sorrow, spiritual, stress, success,
Oh lonely Inevitable Bear,
Padding claws, death in white
Sorrow in recurring nightmare
Instinct’s test; fight or flight?
Camouflage against the fence,
A challenge; my subconscious fear
Ominous slowly moving silence,
“Let me in, there’s a bear out here!”
Poem Details | by
Charles Clive |
Categories:
funny, recovery from..., sympathy,
I ache from my nose to my knees;
I sniffle and snuffle and wheeze.
A small tot of rum
might settle my tum,
but what should I take for a sneeze?
~
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
adventure, caregiving, childhood, depression, education, family, fantasy, forgiveness, funny, health, imagination, life, people, recovery from..., visionary
< once there was a girl locked in closet
dear old dad said well thats what you get
little did he come know
let out by little bro
but recaptured by moms fishing net
Entry For Leighann Anderson's
Sea Of Words Contest
G.L. All
Poem Details | by
Lee Leon |
Categories:
allegory, animal, blue, farm, funny, recovery from, sick,
When you're a sheep and feel unwell, it's also often true
When dipped into your medicine, you come up feeling blue
Blue from your woolly noggin-lid, down to your woolly socks
And inside from your woolly brain, down to your woolly hocks
So when you are a poorly sheep, and feel in poorly form
You're gonna feel off-colour, 'cos off-colour is the norm
And both insides and outsides are tinged with shades of blue
There's only one thing left to say, and that will be, "Poor Ewe!"
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
friend, funny, humor, image, rainbow, recovery from, seasons,
Sassy Irish lassie that is clear But I think too much green beer Teasing with the stripped clover All the fun and games are over Awoke to lose her charms, Oh Dear
Poem Details | by
Kristi Hayner |
Categories:
funny, hope, inspirational, introspection, life, mystery, philosophy, recovery from...
not a natural
has to be thought out and planned
who has time for that!?!?!?
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
adventure, fantasy, food, funny, health, imagination, life, people, philosophy, recovery from..., visionary
Battle of the bulge
From greesy foods love to divulge
Over lips and through the gums
Love handles now do come
When will I learn not to indulge
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
fantasy, funny, health, imagination, life, nature, places, recovery from..., social, visionary
fill glass with some ice -
add vodka coffee liqueur -
now splash on the blue
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
funny, health, humorous, inspirational, introspection, love, mystery, pain, recovery from..., relationship, romance, romantic, science, love,
Thoughts displaced by rolling palpitations,
From left to right grow these numbing sensations,
A face which spirals down, drooping from smile to frown.
Time hibernates in this moment protracted,
Legs bow and shake to our drama just acted,
Senses into overdrive, does pain show you’re still alive?
Oxygen masks, Coxes’ rowing commands,
Heart beat machines is what love demands,
“You need time to relax”, prescriptions from Quacks,
Is love just a commonplace heart attack?
Poem Details | by
Laura Breidenthal |
Categories:
angst, depression, funny, life, nature, people, places, recovery from...
Aromas, green, sweet
Enter through doorway now
S—sick horror can’t breathe
Poem Details | by
Beth Watkins |
Categories:
funny, life, recovery from..., satire
Please friends, try not to laugh,
I know, and I'm painfully aware;
it's never been on my own behalf
That I so often fall down the stair.
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
funny, health, imagination, life, recovery from..., visionary,
Heartburn
Gastric acid
Bad burning sensation
Caused by a regurgitation
Buildup
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
funny, recovery from...
Psychiatry is...oh so tough
Yes, the clients bring...much rough stuff
Now for some good form
Deviate from the norm
And do therapy in the buff!
Poem Details | by
David Dowling |
Categories:
angst, funny, on work and working, on writing and words, recovery from..., satire, work
Now,
I'm not one to jest, or protest,
-or say "I'm the best".
And I'm not one to pout, or put down,
-but I have little doubt...
That I should have won.
Oh yes, there were good entries,
Thrilling tales, brilliant reads.
But among those submissions getting recognition,
were poems of old entities.
Random words with abstract thoughts.
Tired rhyming, splats and gobs.
Nonsensical, gibberish disguised,
as wisdom for eyes that bought the lines.
-But MINE,
was brilliant, fresh, straight to the point.
-Funny, original...and something else that rhymes with point.
So I leave you now with this one fact;
My poem should have won, and that is that.
Poem Details | by
Gary Fields |
Categories:
funny, introspection, recovery from...,
****appalled wicked intoxication!
Tonight we are having a big evening
Brunch for the lot of them!
They are expecting to expect
The unexpected.....muuuuy!
What shall we serve.....
And how do we split the bounty...
------
The curator exclaims, we are having Grey-PUPON
And Corn Bread.....
------
A happy customer ask! Where is the Hot Sauce...
GF
Question: Whom do you serve first? The customer or the Gardner!
Warning: This is a rehtorical question... OUCH!
Comment: Bladen Nonsense..you figure it out!
Poem Details | by
Krow Fischer |
Categories:
adventure, confusion, forgiveness, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, philosophy, recovery from..., socialsea, sea,
Strolling southern seashore in mists of September
searching for something set to stay,
her mind that meanders,
remarkable meters,
perplexing the phantoms at play.
Voices validating vague vagrant vocations
of poetry placed in parade,
with words waged in warring,
warning of the wheighman,
who knew you had dues left unpaid.
Before the seashore became her domain,
she’d wandered the wayside of pain,
locked in psychotic box
Doctor’s ticking clocks,
saying drain her poor brain once again.
Prefer sleep on the street keep her beat from defeat
she found sound vocation once more,
tourist response sterling,
shape sand to her seeing,
she sells sea shells, by the sea shore.
Poem Details | by
Marty Owens |
Categories:
funny, recovery from...
Cramp
In leg
Made me jump
Out of bed quick!
PAIN!!!
Poem Details | by
Adell Foster |
Categories:
art, caregiving, computer-internet, confusion, funny, imagination, on writing and words, recovery from...
Late one night
I decided to write...
While musing in silence
My computer was in defiance
As I scooted to the keys
My thoughts began to be un-eased
As the program stood still
I kept rebooting until~
I realized what was happening
That ole boy needed new programming
He kept doing the rebooting boogie
‘Til every virus was gleaned, and tossed away-- Happily
There’ll be no more of that boogying today
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
animals, caregiving, depression, funny, history, imagination, life, places, recovery from..., sympathy, visionary
< whispers of the wind .........
speak to enchanted sea .........
bp ........ going down