Humorous and funny Remember poems and/or funny poems about Remember. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Remember funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
age, humorous, memory,
Remember Remember
I’m positive
I’m certain
In fact I’m really sure
That I really locked the door
Getting old I just abhor
I’m getting quite forgetful
Of that I’m really sure
Now the only thing
That’s on my mind is
Did I lock the bloody door!
I’m getting quite forgetful
And it is a crying shame
When I meet ‘Whatyamacallhim’
In the street
I can’t recall his blooming name
I’m getting quite forgetful
And I guess this will remain
So I call my hubby ‘Darling’
Much to his delight, (easing my plight)
In case I forget his name!
I’m positive
I’m certain
In fact I’m really sure
I keep repeating what I’ve said
Growing old I just abhor!
Written by
Judy Ball
Categories:
angst, humanity, humor,
When It Hits the Fan Remember
Sometimes stuff happens,
Sometimes caused by fears,
Sometimes by mistakes we make,
That put us in arrears.
No matter what caused it,
No matter who,
Pointing fingers won't help things,
Get better for you.
It won't help to argue,
And fuss and fight,
To lay blame on others,
Won't make things right.
We may lose some sleep,
And we may shed some tears,
But sometimes stuff happens,
And just seems to smear;
And all the precautions,
You take just don't matter,
'Cause sometimes stuff happens,
And just seems to splatter.
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
body, funny, future, life, old, remember
Pee In a Cup -
Get up
Shower
Pee in a cup
Cough - Give blood
Only when told
But don’t give too much
When you are old -
Urine’s no better
When you are told
Vary your stream,
Your colors
But – Don’t be too bold-
Now-
Not too fast-
Get a strong hold-
Try to remember
What’s in front -
And behind you -
When you are old
Written by
Dan Cwiak
Categories:
child, memory, remember,
A Funny Haiku For Kids
Art Linkletter said,
"Kids will say the darndest things".
Who's he? Google time.
Written by
Daniel Hunter
Categories:
basketball, humorous, introspection, remember,
Basketball Meanderings
Basketball-Meanderings
Played basketball with Fred at a church.
Haven’t played basketball
since my daughter
was a twinkle in my eye.
All the things
I used to do with a ball,
I had put away
in a file marked “use to.”
Sometimes, I take it out,
dust it off, look it over,
then put it back for later.
Every now and then,
I make a basket, throw a pass,
that reminds me
of the “use to” file.
That file gets added to daily.
I just don’t use it
as much as I ‘use to.”
DANIEL - APRIL 2012
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
funny, humor, kiss, love, memory,
Do You Remember Where You Fell In Love
Took heaven to help me to see
That with her I wanted to be
I first felt love’s glow
And this I still know
We kissed under coconut tree
Written by
Marilyn Williams
Categories:
depression, faith, for him, funny, future, memory
Do I Remember
I write it, but remember not.
I say it, but forget me not.
I feel it how it has to come,
did I not feel like a perfect bum.
So what it is I am trying to remember,
my place and where I was December.
Written by
Sidney Beck
Categories:
funny,
Must Remember
MUST REMEMBER
Yes I wandered lonely as a cloud
Bareskinned there far from the madding crowd
With no clothes as in naturism,
Rememb’ring as in plagiarism
Stealing others’ words is not allowed
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Entered in John Freeman’s Contest “Limericks Hilarious”
Written by
Lynne Hanson
Categories:
humorous, imagery, remember,
Forgetful
stare blankly at the
white string around my finger -
what did I forget
Written by
Christopher Bunton
Categories:
dog, humor,
Remember Barney
Remember Barney the Snowman's dog?
He disappeared one day in the fog.
He was chasing a stick,
Not knowing it was a trick,
And got his head stuck in a log.
01/08/2017
For The Silly Christmas Cartoon contest.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
clothes, culture, funny, prayer, religion, remember
Knickers
God knows what you need
Before you need it
So why bend your knees
To chant or plead it?
Remember when you
Would make such a fuss
Each time your mum asked,
"Clean knickers for the bus?"
Written by
Tyler Knapp
Categories:
dedication, fantasy, fear, funny, hope, imagination
Always Remember Tooth Paste
Tears for fears.
Tears throughout the years.
Tears that fallen from my peers.
A tear so sincere that will shred us from this dreadful fear.
That someday we all will die.
But have u gotten a slice of that pie.
A pie so delicious u can almost taste.
That u cant let it go to waste.
Maybe next time I'll remember tooth paste.
Written by
Robert A. Dufresne
Categories:
adventure, funny
Ah, I Remember It Well....
T’was an upside down world,
When I was uncurled,
They counted my fingers ‘n toes
And sucked out my nose,
It was humiliating to say the least,
I looked like a ‘lil red squirmin’ beast.
Doctor hollered out “it’s a boy!”
Mama sighed “crap!” Daddy said “Joy!”
Pappy told Mama “it was money well spent”,
Till he saw.. that I was ..incontinent.
All the nurses smiling and I didn’t know why,
Till three days later they said good by.
I was a handsome young fellow though a little short,
And I sure am glad Mama didn’t abort.
Ole Doc Perry wished us all good luck,
And Daddy brought me home in the pickup truck.
Ah yes...I remember it well...
Written by
Andrew Fairchild
Categories:
boat, cute love, funny, love, marriage, memory
I Remember That We Rowed, You Were Afraid
I remember that we rowed.
You were afraid.
And so, I gave the oars to you,
I thought, you see – control
Would help you feel
It was your boat that moved
Beneath your unsure feet.
And then, I saw your leg, and I liked you!
You laughed, hysterical! You always laughed
When you were afraid.
I… I talked about ‘meaningful relationships’,
But you, as bold as only newness can make a person,
You wanted marriage!
You didn’t mean, with me! Although, you married me!
And now, I’d give a bucketful of suns,
To see you row, again!
Written by
Darlene Gifford
Categories:
dream, humor, remember,
Lost Dreams
I will remember my dreams tonight,
I say to myself as I turn off the light.
But still, my dreams refuse to stay,
and leave me at first light of day.
A dream recorder, please someone make.
So I can push "replay" when I wake.
Written by
Tiffany Franklin
Categories:
blessing, change, friendship, funny love, life, remember
To You
To you, life is an open book so why don't you take a closer look. You can stay in the past and your depression will last. You can completely let go and depression will slow. You can only see what you want to see believe in yourself and don't count on me. Look in my eyes what am I telling you is not a lie.
What can you really believe once its gone it can never be retrieved.Don't just look on the outside the truth lies within if you see in you, you have a chance to win the choice is yours u only have to open the right doors.
I made a huge mistake the wrong doors were the only ones I could take.What's done is done and I can't change the past the future is here at last.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
age, fun, giggle, humor, life, remember
No Calling Her Decrepit
"As the day ends, one is closer to heaven." By Poet
My neighbor is old,
she can be very bold.
Loving to wear lots of fancy gold,
and decrepit I am told.
You know age is just a thing,
numbers one wants to ring.
How old are you,
that number may make you blue.
They tell me I am a decrepit ninety-two,
but I can still tie each shoe.
Honey - age is all in one's mind,
seeing myself as twenty-five to all mankind.
I may not be well defined,
but I will always be kind.
Written by
Divine Life
Categories:
change, deep, funny love, i miss you, missing you, remember
For Me
I hear the rain drops falling non stop but this time it didn't mask over my thoughts.
Rather broke all I had blocked,
I knew I had to get over such thoughts.
The thoughts about you.
The way your lips touched my skin, and how you pulled all within.
I want someone who is long gone, it was time that I moved on.
See, your name is stamped across my chest... No worries I'll ripe a whole new skin.
It's not your fault but I have to do this for myself.
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
cheer up, death, goodbye, heaven, humor, remember
Dale - On the Death of Dale Winton
When you're at the checkout counter
And you hear the beep
It won't be Dale having fun
On Supermarket Sweep
Dale's with the angels now
I hope they like his style
And let him have a trolley
And go wild in the aisle
© Gail Foster 19th April 2018
Written by
Greg Gaul
Categories:
courage, emotions, funny, remember, silly, wisdom
Remembering the Phant
There's more than just size to the elephant,
they do do some things that the others can't.
Many stories show these acts as valiant;
in the wild, grand gestures seem elegant.
Their wisdom is "ear-ily" evident,
nothing too pithy or given to rant -
like wry witticisms from Oscar Levant.
Or, Ogden Nash whose stanzas are extant,
not the rhymes of some silly sycophant.
Pachyderms make empathy "rel-e-phant"!
Written by
Aniruddha Pathak
Categories:
humor, remember,
A Guy That Grumbles
Here sir, facts from fiction ferreted,
Analysed, all added A to Zed,
Here sir, your lion’s share,
Ready your stamp to bear,
Vision’s all, Sir, ye need here to add.
__________________________________
This is how a planning head approached his boss with his idea of a strategic plan on which the boss was supposed to add his wisdom. But no, a boss is one that gets things done, doing bare little himself. He is a guy that grumbles and he did: I know I always get to do the hardest part! ________________________________
Humour | 01.03.2016 |Limerick
Written by
Teresa Harr-Pena
Categories:
funny,
An Affair I Forgot To Remember
I can't remember
If it was him or her
I'm not even sure
Where we really were
Maybe on a beach
Stranded along the coast
Possibly in the desert
One big human roast
I wore something
Maybe I was nude
I started to run
Laying there subdude
I was so bored
Blood pumping through my veins
I'm dreaming while awake
Now I'm legally insane
Written by
Ronald D Thompson
Categories:
humorous, silly,
The Most Important Thing To Remember
The most important thing to remember,
When you get to my age is..................
..........................................hang on!!
It’ll come to me in a minute.
Written by
Monique Pagan
Categories:
divorce, fun, hate, humor, leaving, remember
Looking For Something New
He was a temporary hookup
He went out like a garbage pickup
He was ugly at most
Tasted burnt like toast
Soon I'll need a medical checkup
Written by
Julie Grenness
Categories:
angst, for teens, fun, giggle, girl, nostalgia
Remember Suspenders
Do you remember this?
Suspenders for a teenage miss,
Real boa constrictors,
Our hip inhibitors,
Teen boy deterrents,
That's what they meant,
Elastic girdles vanished too,
I remember suspenders, do you?