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Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, nature, pets,

Caterwaul

meow
at still's darkness
caterwaul thud whine snarl
cats hiss differences at midnight
thud growl caterwaul rapid light footsteps
on top of the house wail screech shriek
sibilant with comrades
on shingled roof
meow

Sponsor: Nette Onclaud
Contest: Sound of Emotion
Written by: Sara Kendrick
Date: May 28, 2012

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Poem Details | by Kash Poet |
Categories: funny,

What Makes Me Angry

Silence
from some sponsors,
long pending old contests,
perhaps they have forgotten those,
we are waiting so long for the results,
also those whispering poems
eager to know their fates,
sponsors,please be
active.



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Placement:4th;(October 2011)

Contest:Show me the Anger

Sponsor:Susan Burch

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Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: funny, nostalgia,

A Coat For Me

No Way
Too expensive
Buy coats for the children
I will wear mine another year
Yes, a movie star, when I tried it on
My husband talked me into it
Beauty personified
If you insist
I do

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Poem Details | by I Am Anaya |
Categories: crush, funny love, romantic,

Dream Date

Azul 
Mi corazon  
Aches within a torch lit
No match better against the ropes
Longing familiar acrobat events
A dream team fantasy—I am
Luchadora of love 
Sueño de ti 
Azul 




*Lucha Libre or Mexican wresting “Free Fight”
*Luchadora or Lady wrestler
*Mi corazon or My heart
*Sueno de ti or I dream of you
*Azul or Blue

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Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 10th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, funny, humorous,

Movie Star Wanna-Be

Hagmar
Broken woman
She hangs around the set
She’s a movie star wanna-be
Be friendly, but do not encourage her
A fine well-known producer thinks
She is perfect for a part?
She’ll be ready.
Hey, Mom!

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Poem Details | by Karam Misra |
Categories: conflict, humor, introspection, language, philosophy, satire, words,

Obfuscation

Lovely
The way we string
Words together to form
Ideas that were not unmeant
Yet meaning so much more, or maybe less
To each our own devious end
Tower of Babble raised
Is it not just
Lovely?

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Poem Details | by Edward Ibeh |
Categories: abuse, addiction, drink, encouraging, funny,

Rambling

                            rambling 
                        is all he does 
           when drunk, which is often;
    nothing he says ever makes sense.
 don't be surprised if he falls like timber...
      you won't get a word in edgewise.
              please, quit the bottle, sir!
                          an expert in 
                            rambling

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