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Poem Details | by Martin Braun |
Categories: humor,

A Green Rose I Send to Thee

A green rose I send to thee
on the wings of a bird set free.

With it comes my deepest desires,
that burn in the midnight moon on radiant fires.

Your secret mole, hidden from the public eye
flashes in my memory, dancing on ambers as if suspended on wires.

My drunken leprechaun, you intoxicate me with your lies.
You only want to amuse yourself while I take a green wee.

by
Martin Braun
3/16/2020


Poem Details | by George Zamalea |
Categories: humorous,

SNEEZING THE ROSE

 Sneezing,
Cupid lost sight
Of the skyrose! Ha! Ha!

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, imagination,

The Pale Pink Rose At Dawn

As I desire outside just at daybreak
Watch the sleepy sun rise in the mist
So I'll go out, get tools, leaves rake
An excuse to watch that sun rise; my risk

Then I see that one Pale Pink Running Rose
The one deserving its picture taken
I'll get the camera; rose will pose
Leaving chore; leaf raking forsaken

Maybe I'll cachinnate, hide from work
I'll beek in sun think of shenanigan
Go to creek, try to see fish through murk
Couchant posture dip fingers, dawn began

The anacoluthia of these lines
Requires couchant posture very fine

Poem Details | by Mel Brake |
Categories: autumn, black african american, black love, cute love, funny love, i miss you, romance,

Love Like A Rose

Love is like a rose
Like the fibonacci frequency
Perfect geometry in all its curved lines

Love is like a rose
Like the shape of the heart
Filled with satisfaction and passion and love

Love is like the sweet smell of the rose
Like a romance that said what is the good smell
When your car needs to be cleaned

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: community, green, humor, humorous, life, psychological, work,

Rose colored glasses

If grass is always greener                                                                                                 on the other side of the fence                                                                                             that means I would have                                                                                                   to mow more grass

Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: humorous, rose, , cute,

Rose Tattoo

My gal got a rose tattoo on her bum
Which I admit was a cute display
But when she packed on too many pounds
That rose blossomed into a bouquet!

Poem Details | by Evelyn Rose |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, color, heart, humorous, nonsense, rose,

pink

today feels like pinkness. 
pink is girly and pretty,
two things i am not.
grapefruit is reddish/pink
and so is a pig.
piglets are cute,
but they are just as stinky 
as pigs.
pink balloons can float up to space,
where astronauts will pop them
and listen to them cry out
the little pink secrets
we blew into them 
when they were just young.
lips are full of pink.
they make pink pouts
and pink kisses.
teenagers curse in their lips,
and adults curse their teenagers.
pink is a heart, 
but not a real heart.
those are red and blue
and don't break as easy.

Poem Details | by DAVID WALLACE |
Categories: funny

Dorcas Rose

‘I’m ready for my close up’
Said Grouper Dorcas Rose
‘Just let me sign these autographs
And then I’ll strike a pose’
‘I’d hate to disappoint my fans,’
Said Trouper Dorcas Rose.
‘For Fans with Fins are fickle,
And they irritate ones nose.’
‘We Groupers are gregarious
Of that there is no doubt,
but shoals of fans just aggregate
can you Airbrush them out?’
‘Ones stuck you see in this melee,’
Said Super Dorcas Rose.
‘So you just film and I’ll just swim,
We’ll play it as it flows.

Poem Details | by Paul Curtis |
Categories: funny

A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME

In France they don’t call it a pothole
Instead they call it a hen’s nest
It sounds much nicer doesn’t it?
But for drivers, they’re still a pest

Poem Details | by Rufus Reed |
Categories: children, funny, health,

Doctor Rose

Dr. Rose can't diagnose
A thing that's wrong with me.
I'm flushed and red with an aching head
And pain in both my knees.

Although the're clean, my toes are green,
My ears have come unstuck,
I'm feeling sick, my elbows click,
My temperature is up.

"Don't be daft!" the doctor laughed.
"Don't take me for a fool!"
Somehow he knows, that Dr. Rose,
I don't want to go to school.

Poem Details | by Sarah Lewry |
Categories: funny, lost love, nature, love, rose,

Deceived

I saw a rose with petals red.
I reached for it in haste.
But thorns pierced my hands instead.
That was a sad mistake.

Like that precious rose that bloomed
thus did my love for you.
I should have known that I was doomed.
And now our love is through.

Poem Details | by jan oskar hansen |
Categories: adventure, flower, hope, humorous, rose,

the wish

The Wish 

A black rose in a dark grotto, 
a sensation; do not pick it let 
it shine unseen and let poets
 write about its hidden beauty.  
But the adventurous could not 
be hold back, money and fame
in the offering. When the rose 
was finally stolen and brought  
into the light of day, it turned 
out to be a timeworn nylon 
sock discarded by a tramp who 
had been given wooly socks by
the Salvation Army…. Mittens 
too and boots for kicking cans
down the road of seers light.
Splendour in nights of dreams,
mystic, beguiling, yet in the end
just an old rejected sock. 

Poem Details | by Christina Rose |
Categories: addiction, adventure, beautiful, hope, horror, humor, rose,

Not Cool, Not Calm, Not Collected

The buzzing;
The knocking.
Zero silence upon this bed.
Routine, it should bring silence.
But the shrieks from inside me makes yells. 
Loud yells;
Without the screams within this head.
On the surface calm.
And on the surface, alive.
Yet the war inside my head consistently puts the tranquil on the sidelines.

Poem Details | by DAVID WALLACE |
Categories: funny

Dorcas Rose

‘I’m ready for my close up’
Said Grouper Dorcas Rose
‘Just let me sign these autographs
And then I’ll strike a pose’
‘I’d hate to disappoint my fans,’
Said Trouper Dorcas Rose.
‘For Fans with Fins are fickle,
And they irritate ones nose.’
‘We Groupers are gregarious
Of that there is no doubt,
but shoals of fans just aggregate
can you Airbrush them out?’
‘Ones stuck you see in this melee,’
Said Super Dorcas Rose.
‘So you just film and I’ll just swim,
We’ll play it as it flows.

Poem Details | by Nina Parmenter |
Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous, rose, rude, silly,

Will the Waiter

There’s a café by the river,
Every lunchtime, in I slither, 
As I eat my hot potater,
Yum! My eyes eat Will the Waiter!

Eyes like chocolate, warm and melted,
Milk-white trousers, tightly belted,
Scrummy buns and tasty torso,
Hot as latte, only more so!

He’s so tempting - juicy bacon
wrapped inside a tiny apron,
As he whirls his salad crisper,
“Bring the sugar, Will!” I whisper...

Courage! Find me! Make me able
to lay bare my buttered bagel,
Then we’ll see if Will is willing...
    to provide a tasty filling!


25 Jan 2019

Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: flower, humor,

Rose Petals and Original Sin

Two rose petals fall one on top of the other fragrant delicto

Poem Details | by Wren Rushing |
Categories: humor,

Dear Rose

There is a sweet lady named Rose, who has a very distinguished nose. When the sun does shine, her face it will tell time. It works like clockwork til she blows. 12/24/18

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, money, rose, valentines day,

ADVICE FROM SCROOGE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY

on Valentine's Day the price of 'true love' rises - buy plastic roses! Sponsor Tania Kitchin Valentine Senryu Contest 2/3/19

Poem Details | by Michelo Mweetwa |
Categories: flower, for her, funny, funny love, romance, rose, roses are red,

Rose sung for me

Rose sung for me
The garden buzzed from red petals
I was stung by a bee

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: celebrity, character, christmas, fantasy, humor,

Rudolph The Red Rose Reindeer

Rudolph Reindeer with a red nose
Had a drinking problem they say
That is why his nose was so red
But it came to a head one day

Because of all his hard drinking
Rudolph lost his license to fly
With nothing left for him to do
He threw up his hooves and yelled, "Whyyy!"

Rudolph had an intervention
He quit but his nose was not bright
So Santa had to use FedEx
Since toys must be there over night!

He wore roses in his antlers
To bring everyone good cheer
Selling rides for a buck an elf
He soon was reindeer of the year!

Now it was the elves that loved him,
As they shouted out with much fun,
"Rudolph the red rose reindeer,"
"You're still a historical one!"

Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: beautiful, flower, flying, garden, humorous, nature, rose,

Buzzing Little Bees

buzzing little bees

make some sweet honey for me

buzz from rose to rose

 

Date Written: 8/17/2020

6 Place   Haiku - Nature Themed 2 Contest Judged: 8/22/2020             Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin         Buzzing Little Bees

Poem Details | by William Coyne |
Categories: humor,

Gypsy Rose Lee

. for public domain

Her clients would generously tip her,
though she showed naught at all with her zipper.
She had plenty to hide,
revealed only one side,
She was a champion mobius stripper.

Poem Details | by Maurice Rigoler |
Categories: humor,

Rose Colored Glasses


What a little booze will do
to give the world a rosy hue!
What peace of mind, what balm
a little booze adds to my calm!
Pain and bitterness to soften,
it’s why I drink so often!
The world, as it daily passes,
improves through rosy glasses.
And the only ones I daily use
are those I fill with booze.