Humorous and funny Sad Love poems and/or funny poems about Sad Love. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sad Love funny poems!
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
humor, sad love,
- Boys Will Be Boys -
Some unmarried older men
want the same from their mistresses as their socks
~ gently used and freedom ~
Cheers for freedom
~
Be you
Be true
Do not ever be blue
15.02.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
beach, gender, humorous, sad love,
I Found No Joy - She's a Ladyboy
In Asia I met a cute gal named Mai Tai
She sure stole the heart of this old guy
On the soft sand we kissed and caressed
Mai’s absolutely stunning, I feel so blessed
I sense there’ll be fireworks under the moon
Our passion is rising when we start to spoon
Her perfect pert body I begin to kiss and caress
One thing leads to another, we start to undress
Alas, when Mai Tai removes her lacy thong
I’m stunned when she reveals a pink dong
I back away disgust, for ‘she’s’ a ladyboy
With this he/she I sure won’t find any joy!
So when looking for love, I’d advise you all to beware
The truth of one's gender’s hidden in their underwear!
6/24/18
Written by
Sabion Osore
Categories:
crazy, funny, love, love hurts, sad love, satire
Suicidal Love
Suicidal Love
It chokes and mauls me,
It suffocates me as its venom spread to shake my heart,
It kneads and lives me vulnerable to hurt,
When you hunt it,
I remained obdurate to love,
Its obsession sucks my strength,
When the peril of real epitome of African beauty sprout her,
Chokes and desires of having you drown me into sour guts,
It is a suicide how this eerie feeling fills,
For it freezes not the frosted and fermented heart to freedom
It is suicidal how love is.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, sad love,
Keith's Teeth
An unfortunate fellow named Keith
He had terribly prominent teeth
When he flashed a smile
They stuck out a mile
Dribble ran down his chin underneath
A beautiful lady caught his eye
After dating a kiss they did try
But his date soon walked away
When his teeth got in the way
He was bereft and started to cry
23rd March 2016
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
betrayal, humorous, sad love, wedding,
Mail Order Bride Part 2 - For Arthur Vaso - Bawdy Limerick
Ted purchased an Internet bride
She arrived and stood at Ted’s side
But imagine Ted’s shock –
His new ‘bride’ had a ****
Ted’s chagrin cannot be denied
Ted discovered his ‘brides’ name was Bill
Who’d grown breasts with the aid of a pill
Ted was very annoyed
Said their marriage was void
The thought of sex now made him feel ill!
Inspired by a comment Arthur made on my poem posted yesterday called Mail Order Brides
17th February 2017
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
angst, anniversary, city, fish, giggle, sad love
Boobs
Booze doggy,
booze...
Snooze sloggy groove,
Cruz... cruz-
joggy,
news,
so true,
exactly what I do.
Ignite it!
Write the flame,
understand litany's shame,
do one do others,
because of my brothers,
who said who'd who?
Calculated the hairy groove...
I seemed to choose,
I seemed to have become new-
but this towns very coldness shows me shoes.
I'm going home now,
to vote for more proof,
an even-ness or eventual eagerness.
Written by
Richard Gumede
Categories:
fantasy, funny, heartbreak, heartbroken, nonsense, sad love
The Hiding Dome In Rome
His appearance seemed just so tough
Yet he was just all cool not rough
The great man was well in good mood
Parading that his life was good
From him everyone received enough
Like Santa Claus pleasing the hood
Then some whores saw him as a mug
Because to all he gave a hug
Started they to inflict him pain
Their love he was not going to gain
They consoled him with just a rug
As the evening started the rain
Then he became just reticent
Like he was all that innocent
He started to think about Rome
Thinking, there he would feel at home
He knew the old city is decent
To hide for a time in any dome
Written by
John Beam
Categories:
allusion, beauty, christmas, humorous, sad love,
Baubling
A drop lost in a flood did you notice
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
animal, emotions, funny, humorous, sad love, senses
Stripe of a Different Color
there once was a skunk named Pepé Le Pew
when he came near, well, everyone knew
Penelope, his chérie
to her, he was smelly
odorous advances met pooh pooh!
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
animal, death, farm, humor, nursery rhyme, sad love
Piggy
Oh, the piggy loves you
The piggy loves me
The piggy is homeless,
yessiree.
Give the pig a cookie
Give the pig a bed
Or maybe a sarcophagus,
in case the piggy's dead.
Punch'm in the snout
Poke'm in the eye
Take the piggy home
and dump'm in the sty
Written by
Maclawrence Famuyiwa
Categories:
confusion, funny love, jealousy, lost love, lust, sad love
Drinking infidelity
Stunning beauty her face really was!
She was shaped more like a lovely vase.
Never for a one night stand!
Booze brewed my sins in bare hands!
Beer dragged my shame under my wife's claws.
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
boyfriend, humor, parents, paris, sad love, travel
fly away
Peter had to fly,
was that just last night?
I have attachment issues.
I hate saying goodbye
- it always makes me cry
an embarrassing tear or two.
Holidays go so fast
relativity’s been proven at last!
Fourteen days of leisure
of sordid intertwined pleasures
on days free of study pressures.
This morning i was in despair
splayed out on an uncomfortable chair
with tangled, unbrushed hair
wearing faded PowerPuff underwear
bored, and wishing Peter was there.