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Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, courage, cute love, dark, deep, depression, desire, destiny, devotion, dream, first love, funny love, grief, happiness, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i am, i love you, i miss you, innocence, irony, jealousy, lonely, longing, loss, lost, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, night, passion, psychological, romance, romantic, sad, sad love, silence, sky, sleep, solitude, sunset, true love,

Red Light

have you ever felt like 
the flashing red light on the roof,
lonely as ever
visible at night, useless by day?

in sync with its partner next door
for a quick kiss over a few flashes only 
then arguing again and again 
night in, night out.

have you ever felt like 
the flashing red light on the roof,
not signaling a warning to keep away
but sending a call for compassion?

using the dark pauses in between 
to yell the same name 
over and over and over
into the emptiness of each night.

have you ever felt like
the flashing red light on the roof,
being your silent cry
only heard by your eternal love?


Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: humor, sad love,

- Boys Will Be Boys -




                                    Some unmarried older men 

                    want the same from their mistresses as their socks

                                   ~ gently used and freedom ~

                                           Cheers for freedom
                                                   
                                                      ~

                                                  Be you

                                                 Be true

                                         Do not ever be blue














15.02.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, cheer up, computer, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, fantasy, feelings, funny, future, humorous, i love you, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, metaphor, miss you, mystery, passion, relationship, romance, romantic, sad love, school, science, science fiction, silly, social, sweet, teacher, together, true love, truth, uplifting, visionary, word play,

Binary

One is love, 
Zero is everything else. 



Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,

4 Love

Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,

So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,

Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,

Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear. 


Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: betrayal, boat, change, computer, confusion, cool, crazy, cute love, emotions, fantasy, funny, funny love, heart, heartbroken, hello, irony, light, loneliness, lonely, lost love, love, love hurts, parody, relationship, river, romantic, sad love, satire, soulmate, voyage, wisdom,

Boat

I had my heart put on auto-pilot,
set to navigate towards you; 

the low-battery signal just came on,
I don't know what to do. 


Poem Details | by Sabion Osore |
Categories: crazy, funny, love, love hurts, sad love, satire, scary,

Suicidal love

Suicidal love

It chokes and mauls me,
It suffocates me as its venom spread to shake my heart,
It kneads and lives me vulnerable to hurt,
When you hunt it,
I remained obdurate to love,
Its obsession sucks my strength,
When the peril of real epitome of African beauty sprout her,
Chokes and desires of having you drown me into sour guts,
It is a suicide how this eerie feeling fills,
For it freezes not the frosted and fermented heart to freedom
It is suicidal how love is.

Poem Details | by Meline Ngo |
Categories: cute love, desire, fate, funny love, heartbreak, identity, love, love hurts, sad love, sexy,

BITTER LOVE

BITTER LOVE

Such a handsome face
Can't stop looking
Heart can't find its pace
What am I feeling

My desire to catch a sight
Makes time so slow
When opportunity strikes
My stomach wants to blow

I've fallen so in love
I never knew
This excitement of love 
Is so brand new 

Whats on my mind
Is this for real
I want to bind 
Everything is jewel 

I love you
I really love you
What can I say
In what way shall I say

Oh no! what love did I find
Love can be so unkind
This is worst than a cross
But I don't want to curse

I've fallen in love to you
To a handsome as you
But how can this be
You're beautiful and sexy as me

@Copyright Meline Ngo.     August 27, 2015

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, sad love,

KEITH'S TEETH

An unfortunate fellow named Keith He had terribly prominent teeth When he flashed a smile They stuck out a mile Dribble ran down his chin underneath A beautiful lady caught his eye After dating a kiss they did try But his date soon walked away When his teeth got in the way He was bereft and started to cry 23rd March 2016

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: beach, gender, humorous, sad love,

I FOUND NO JOY - SHE'S A LADYBOY

In Asia I met a cute gal named Mai Tai She sure stole the heart of this old guy On the soft sand we kissed and caressed Mai’s absolutely stunning, I feel so blessed I sense there’ll be fireworks under the moon Our passion is rising when we start to spoon Her perfect pert body I begin to kiss and caress One thing leads to another, we start to undress Alas, when Mai Tai removes her lacy thong I’m stunned when she reveals a pink dong I back away disgust, for ‘she’s’ a ladyboy With this he/she I sure won’t find any joy! So when looking for love, I’d advise you all to beware The truth of one's gender’s hidden in their underwear! 6/24/18

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: analogy, beautiful, beauty, break up, change, cheer up, confidence, dedication, deep, desire, destiny, feelings, for her, forgiveness, happiness, heart, hope, how i feel, humanity, humor, humorous, i love you, i miss you, imagination, inspiration, life, loneliness, longing, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, passion, peace, relationship, romance, romantic, sad, sad love, sensual, silence, soulmate, sunset, uplifting, woman, women,

Bright Night

the shadows of hope grow taller
on the fields of yearning souls
gently surrendering to destiny
as a bright night softly falls


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: betrayal, humorous, sad love, wedding,

MAIL ORDER BRIDE PART 2 - FOR ARTHUR VASO - BAWDY LIMERICK

Ted purchased an Internet bride She arrived and stood at Ted’s side But imagine Ted’s shock – His new ‘bride’ had a **** Ted’s chagrin cannot be denied Ted discovered his ‘brides’ name was Bill Who’d grown breasts with the aid of a pill Ted was very annoyed Said their marriage was void The thought of sex now made him feel ill! Inspired by a comment Arthur made on my poem posted yesterday called Mail Order Brides 17th February 2017

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: anxiety, beautiful, betrayal, change, cheer up, cool, creation, deep, destiny, drink, emotions, fate, feelings, first love, friend, friendship, funny love, grief, hope, how i feel, humanity, humor, humorous, i love you, i miss you, imagination, innocence, inspiration, lonely, lost love, love, miss you, missing, missing you, motivation, passion, poetry, relationship, romance, romantic, sad love,

Bar

love walks into a bar
sees hope drinkin' it away;
what's wrong, love asks
nothing's wrong, hope replies, 
nothing is wrong...

love turns to fate the bartender
and orders two shots of everything.

Poem Details | by Richard Gumede |
Categories: fantasy, funny, heartbreak, heartbroken, nonsense, sad love,

THE HIDING DOME IN ROME

His appearance seemed just so tough
Yet he was just all cool not rough
The great man was well in good mood
Parading that his life was good

From him everyone received enough
Like from Santa Claus pleasing the hood

Then some whores saw him as a mug
Because to all he gave a hug
Started they to inflict him pain
Their love he was not going to gain

They consoled him with just a rug
As the evening started the rain

Then he became just reticent
Like he was all that innocent
He started to think about Rome
Thinking, there he would feel at home

He knew the old city is decent
To hide for a time in any dome

Poem Details | by Jimmi Canada |
Categories: angst, anniversary, city, fish, giggle, sad love, tribute,

Boobs

Booze doggy,
booze...

Snooze sloggy groove,

Cruz... cruz-
joggy,
news,

so true,
exactly what I do.

Ignite it!

Write the flame,

understand litany's shame,

do one do others,

because of my brothers,

who said who'd who?

Calculated the hairy groove...

I seemed to choose,

I seemed to have become new-
but this towns very coldness shows me shoes.

I'm going home now, 
to vote for more proof, 
an even-ness or eventual eagerness.


Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: allusion, beauty, christmas, humorous, sad love,

Baubling

A drop lost in a flood                                                                                                                                                                      did you notice

Poem Details | by monique pagan |
Categories: divorce, fun, hate, humor, leaving, remember, sad love,

looking for something new

He was a temporary hookup
He went out like a garbage pickup
He was ugly at most
Tasted burnt like toast 
Soon I'll need a medical checkup