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Poem Details | by
Moonbee Canady |
Categories:
daughter, family, funny, happiness, life, love, mother, nature, nostalgia, peace, people, seasons
Its Raining…
God’s Cleansing Tool
Cloud-Concerto… How Cool !
Plop-Plop Plopping into Pothole Pools
On the Grass, Pavements and On My Own-Sweet- Fools…
who, don’t have Sense enough, to get out of the Rain…
… I think I’ll go Join Them… Again
Amen
Poem Details | by
Robin L. Gass |
Categories:
funny, nature, seasons
The March madness ends
I am just an April fool
looking for sunshine
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
funny, seasons
five, seven, five craze
poet’s mind becomes obsessed --
visions of seasons
all four blend as one
melting pot of poetry --
eating more than words
winter puts pounds on
spring has us on a diet --
words spew more slowly
bikini summer
Brad Pitt leaves Jolie for me --
in my wildest dreams
*Written for Poet Destroyer’s “Haiku Crazy” contest
Poem Details | by
Sean Kelly |
Categories:
funny, seasons, thank you, christmas, christmas,
Mrs. Santa on last Christmas Eve
Was so naughty , at trying to deceive.
Not the slightest bit coy
When she met her toy~boy....
Now , believe what YOU want to believe .
Rudolf the randy raindeer
Took his lady friend out for a beer.
Then he took off his clothes.
Showed~off his red nose..
Saying.. who the hell said, I was *****...
What's the worst place at Christmas to be ?
Perhaps a turkey~dish laced with gravy....
It's more painful and airy
To be some poor fairy
With your +++ on the top of the tree .
A COOL YULE , TO ALL YOU GOOD SOUPERS.....
Poem Details | by
B. Joseph Fitzsimons |
Categories:
christmas, holiday, humor, humorous, seasons, thanksgiving, winter,
Once commenced the fest of feasting and giving thanks for genocide,
‘Tis the season to be jolly to replace our thoughts of suicide.
Santa claws his way into a child’s mind insidiously,
And the air begins to reek again of yuletide idiocy.
The bliss of belief in an ancient hippie turned into a homeless wizard,
Adjoins the joy of gifts from an obese geriatric myth flying in a blizzard.
Eight deer reign behind his ninth whose nose an eightball thaws,
Fa-la-la-la-chainsaw-sounds-that-make-me-gnaw-my-inner-jaw.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
It follows us everywhere we go,
Take a look and ask like Jack, “what’s this?”
And see it’s but blinding capitalism aglow.
Poem Details | by
David Welch |
Categories:
children, day, fun, humor, seasons, winter, youth,
Just last night we got two feet of snow,
enough to make all of the school’s close,
kids get excited, ready to blow,
made them put on all their heavy clothes,
what happened next everybody knows,
the boys ran outside, started a row,
air crisscrossed with snowballs they throw,
if you get hit you feel slushy woe
until soaked socks chill up the toes,
how winter should be, I deem it so!
My teenage daughter flips through her phone,
into the white she’s too ‘cool’ to go,
the couch, it seems, is permanent home,
my son with snowball creeps up real low,
I hear her shrieks, and just say,”Oh no.”
This day really does belong to the snow.
Poem Details | by
Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories:
humor, seasons,
SONNET FOR A FRIENDLY TAX MAN
Once more the seasons turn to time for change
The sun adjusts to lower its trajectory
The fates have cause once more to disarrange
Emotions and confer an elan-ectomy
As many have observed two things are certain
Although we may resist a near demise
One sure contingency will raise a curtain
On that other threat to slowly jeopardise
With smile like crocodile and salutation
He writes ‘It’s been so long! Please get in touch’
Our ‘friend’ would really welcome our collation
Of generous donations to his clutch
Will Hell be desolate with fire that burns
Or eternity of endless tax returns
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
caregiving, education, food, funny, health, imagination, inspirational, life, nature, philosophy, seasons, uplifting, visionary, work
Clouds burst
Crops thirst
Poem Details | by
Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories:
allegory, childhood, family, food, children, funny, happiness, hope, imagination, inspirational, nature, seasons, uplifting
Contract Delete
Poem Details | by
William Masonis |
Categories:
funny, nature, seasons
Fall arrives today, still clad in green,
Clear skies of impossible blue
Presage the riot of color to come;
Hot reds and golds, yet bitter cold - whom to sue?
Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
children, funny, nature, seasons,
I woke up this morning to a white glow
Outside it has dropped a white blanket of snow
I want to make a snowman named Joe
He shall have a red hat on, he becomes easy to know
It's cold and it's starting to blow
I rush into my house, it's cold on my toe
01.12.2012
A-L Andresen :)
Poem Details | by
Marie Harrison |
Categories:
art, funny, happiness, holiday, sea, seasons
Bikini
Too much fun to wear!
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
animals, education, food, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, nature, on work and working, people, places, seasons, visionary
aerial viewing
outstretched crows flying frenzy
harvest festival
Poem Details | by
Gail Debole |
Categories:
funny, people, seasons,
Written by Gail DeBole
Lily Rainbow, a summertime freak,
Was as bold as a mouse is meek.
After caught in the rain,
She lived up to her name
With a gold pot tattooed on her cheek.
Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection
Poem Details | by
Marie Harrison |
Categories:
fantasy, children, funny, happiness, holiday, imagination, mother, nostalgia, people, seasons, upliftinghalloween,
Last Minute Halloween Costume
Toilet paper wraps;
Costs less to dress as mummy,
Mom thinks it’s funny!
Poem Details | by
Rick Parise |
Categories:
funny, nature, seasons
Mosquito with a bloody mission
Taking what's mine without permission
Loss of blood and a bump
Itchy scratch with a lump
Donation of blood, no commission
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
adventure, family, fantasy, children, funny, happiness, holiday, imagination, inspirational, life, nature, passion, people, seasons, uplifting, visionary
< coniferous tree
playing peek a boo .... shuffle
candid smiles glisten
{ Christmas }
Entry For
Deborah Guzzi's
Holiday Haiku Contest
G.L. All
Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
fantasy, funny, seasons, summer,
When summer comes ..... I want to swim naked in the lake
and I want you to be with me ....... come and join ...
it is delicious ...........
18.03.2013
A-L Andresen :)
- I was given a challenge: * A poem in only 25 words
- Use the words: * Summer - Naked - Delicious
* like it / not like it :)
Poem Details | by
Suresh Babu Palani |
Categories:
celebration, cheer up, dance, emotions, feelings, holiday, humor, life, new year, new years day, poetry, seasons,
New year's eve-
Regrets and hopes dance
Together.
Poem Details | by
John Trusty |
Categories:
funny, nostalgia, seasons
Buffalo Bob asked
of summer…fall winterspring
did Howdy do ya
*My season is Summer. For the seasons senryu contest with regards to Howdy Doody and
cast!
Poem Details | by
John Blake |
Categories:
birth, dream, funny, nature, seasons, sleep, spring,
Trying to fall asleep in Spring,
I found the trick of counting sheep,
Grazing in flocks and wandering,
Could not succeed in bringing sleep,
Following one another too,
Bleating meanwhile, and eyeing me,
They sauntered by, as all sheep do:
I watched them, counting patiently.
In Spring’s lush pastures so sublime,
It seemed that every flock would grow,
Filling the fields at lambing time,
In numbers more than I could know,
No rest would come, no pillowed bliss:
I saw there was no end to this.
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
funny, imagination, mother, nature, philosophy, seasons, visionary,
there is no fury
like a woman's fury -
so don't mess with mom
Tribute To
Mother Nature
It's Not Nice
Fooling
Mother Nature LOL
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
adventure, dedication, fantasy, funny, history, imagination, inspirational, life, people, places, seasons, thank you, uplifting, visionary, work
< once there was a redhead gal name lucy
now skit comes to mind is real juicy
job switching with the men
conveyer belt takes a spin
chocolate oh how did she loosey
Entry For Shani Fassbender's
Favorite Television Show / Episode Remembered
I Chose I Love Lucy
Written By Katherine Stella 7/1/11
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
education, funny, imagination, inspirational, mystery, nature, seasons, uplifting, visionary
clouds abotomy
cut with a sheer percission
play misty for me
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
adventure, childhood, education, fantasy, children, funny, history, imagination, inspirational, peace, people, pets, philosophy, seasons, uplifting, visionary,
Once came along a groundhog named Phil
Looked for shadow in winters chill
Even top hat and coat
Didn't stop whining's gloat
Stuck six more weeks paying heating bill
Written by
Katherine Stella 2/4/12
Entry For
Linda Marie's
February Funny Bone Contest
G.L. ALL