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Poem Details | by Thomas Martin |
Categories: appreciation, encouraging, humorous, inspirational, poetess, poetry, tribute,

To Jan

on small island
lives the lovely poet
Jan
inspired to her poetry
by good deeds and humor
and grace of expression


Poem Details | by William Kekaula |
Categories: analogy, appreciation, change, drink, humor, international, music,

True Blue Music Lovers

True Blue Music Lovers Eyes squeezed, ears held shut, When the Koto is plucked, and Kimono girl shrieks in league, After much sake, The Zither is fined tuned, and The Soprano is well dressed. 2019 April 29 *3rd Place* Best Sedoka - 577-577 ~~Lu Loo

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: food, funny,

Rutabaga For Lunch

Rutabaga cooks On range emitting strong scent After chopped by sharp hachet Done rutabaga Served on plate with slotted spoon They enjoyed _not very much!
Sponsor: Russell Sivey Contest: Sedoka Me Any Subject Written by: Sara Kendrick

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: childhood, family, funny, nostalgia,

A Lifetime Tradition

Grandfather relaxed
While I cleaned his grimed toenails—
He was a tugboat captain.
It was tradition,
As soon as he fell asleep,
I painted his toenails red.

© February 22, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest: Sedoka me any subject 	
Sponsored by: Russell Sivey


Poem Details | by Laura Breidenthal |
Categories: allegory, death, funny,

Text

i receive a text—
the battery is dying
and the phone is flashing red
you wait patiently
on the other side of earth
for the sweet return reply

i drive up the road
nervous and urged to write you
in anguish the light flashes
you lie down in bed
and wait for that stupid text
does he not care about me?

up the speedy road
defeated, I pick up phone
oh! defeated for real now
you smile deep and tell yourself
he is just in the shower

no, i am gone now
i have left the wretched car
that killed me and a family
i am in your room
watching you wait for your text
plug that damn phone in, will you?

Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: art, funny,

Sedoka Contest-Where's The Picasso

Where’s the Picasso
I don’t know where you hung it
Or is it under the bed?

Well it was below
And just like the Van Gogh, it
Is now hanging in the shed

Now you’ve gone too far
Tell me you left the Leo
Plus our best Dali collage

Well, since the Renoir
Has a gigantic ego
They are both in the garage

January 11, 2016

Poem Details | by Cynthia Jones |
Categories: humor, imagery, inspiration, march, poetry,

Wee Leprechaun-Double Sedoka-Katauta-

That wee leprechaun just stubbed his toe on a chair he curses like a sailor. I gave him a hug he gave me a pot of gold guess I'll have luck all day long. Copyright © Cynthia Jones Mar.17/2013 Poor wee thing. I feel sorry for him. Wouldn't happen, if he wasn't so short. LOL

Poem Details | by William Kekaula |
Categories: analogy, cry, funny, humorous, life, sleep, world,

SOUND SUPPORT

When you laugh, the world

     Will laugh with you, and when you

          Cry, the world will cry with you.


                    It is safe to say,

                        When you sleep, and you snore, the

                              World will let you sleep alone.

Poem Details | by Russell Sivey |
Categories: funny, life, day, day,

Truth Behind the Movie Groundhog Day

"THE whole truth and nothing but the truth" My wife Abby loves And loves again and again To watch a good show over And over again Once the movie groundhog day Was our constantly viewed show We saw it day in Day out, seen once and again Each day for thirty days straight Keeping track of days Watching a movie about Living days over, over A constant barrage Of going each day to day Repeating itself singly Over and over The movie plays by Abby Hope I keep my sanity
Russell Sivey Entrant into PD's "Truth!! OR Dare!!" contest 2/26/2012

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: grandmother, humanity, humor,

Her Teeth

Her teeth are like stars
They always come out at night
A striking appearance change

Removed to afford
Comfort and a restful sleep
Clean as a whistle next day

Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: 3rd grade, analogy, funny, games, soccer,

BOY PLAYING SOCKS HER- -

BOY PLAYING SOCKS HER- -

A little small boy; On the field learning soccer; He runs, kicks, shutter the ball; ~ Trips falls ball rolls on, Opponents a little girl Sees, laughs he gets up "socks her"
8/29/19 Placed #2 in Contest Writing Challenge 3, August 2019 - Six Lines Sponsor, Dear Heart- Wiishkobi Ode

Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: adventure, analogy, animal, appreciation, cat, funny,

Hanging Curtain Kitten Kitty Cat always Purring- -

Hanging Curtain Kitten Kitty Cat always Purring- -

meow says the Cat
Kitten Kitty Cat purring
constantly purring, meow
meow says the Cat
declawed yet hangs on curtains
purring constantly, meow










9/28/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019
SEDOKA Poetry Form

Poem Details | by Janice Canerdy |
Categories: humor, husband, wife,

Inertia

He sits there stone-still, eyes closed. "The world's still turning, Husband! When will you arise?" What is this state called? He says it’s meditation, but I think it’s inertia.
Dete Written: April 9, 2020 Contest: Pick a Title-Sedoka--Inertia placed 4th Sponsor: Edward Ibeh