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Poem Details | by
Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories:
humor,
A man of wry wit
Wrote his own obit
He said,
I'm dead,
That's the end of it
Poem Details | by
Virginia Waters |
Categories:
friend, humor,
A friend I'd like - someone like me
Fun and cheeky, full of integrity.
Gardening lover, nature attuned
of life's useless baggage pruned
perhaps also a crafter of words
Enjoying too, the flight of birds
A hawk winding a spiral on the wing
is a particularly magical thing.
So here be a quirky, crazy, active sort
Uses gift of the gab in glowing retort.
Nature guardian and explorer of seaside pools
Crafty proponent for reading the rules!
Written 15 June 2018 for Contest: Qualities you admire in Friends
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
fun, funny, giggle, happiness, humorous, self, silly,
I want to wear
a bishop's hat
nothin' else
just that.
Poem Details | by
Clive Culverhouse |
Categories:
humorous, life, science fiction, self,
when I leave the house
sheep have been arranged in fields
and the allocations of cars
have been made for today’s passing
with scripts sent out nightly
to those I might encounter
those set management guys
have been busy again
even the sky looks real
I’m sure someone must yell
AND CUT
when I fall asleep at night
and set up begins again
funny though
I feel like an extra
in my own show
Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
humorous,
A hen behaved very hip
nobody liked her ego trip
Free cruise to Honolulu
Her name is now Lulu
She enjoys life and skinny dip
19.03.2019
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
J.W. Earnings |
Categories:
angst, change, childhood, confusion, depression, fear, feelings, children, kids, funny, growing up, home, homework, humor, inspiration, lonely, me, miss you, moving on, nature, pain, poetry, school, self, sorrow, stress, teen, time, writing, youth,
Like sick allergies,
Boredom can be passed around
I call it: THE BOREDOM DISEASE
Like a horrid storm,
Boredom can catch you off guard
Hold on for DEAR LIFE!
Like the whooping cough,
Boredom can be serious
If I were you, I’d
Get a vaccination !
Poem Details | by
Teddy Kimathi |
Categories:
art, crazy, death, funny, life, self,
"Working very hard to become very rich is not my style",
he mourns deep inside his soul. Suicide is his resolve, for when one dies,
there is no working; toiling in the Sun and rain. Running a home, firm, and his own personal life has been a burden to him.
"Death is my liberty!" he jubilates, as he jumps off a cliff.....
Poem Details | by
Robert Candler |
Categories:
angst, change, giggle, happy, how i feel, humorous, journey, judgement, life, philosophy, self, simple, success, truth, wisdom,
There must have been a better way.
There's just no way around it.
Family and friends kept saying so;
But, somehow, I've never found it.
Honestly, I really never looked,
Thought life was treating me well;
But to hear those folks tell it,
My life's a living Hell
Always fraught with bad decisions...
In their opinions, I should say.
I'm sure they all wonder how
I make it through each day.
They could by right, I guess;
Although I must say,
If they were all as happy as I,
They would think they'd found a better way.
Poem Details | by
Mark Martin |
Categories:
car, funny, humor, humorous, nonsense, technology,
The car must become a freethinker
Case someone it might greatly injure
It clearly must steer
And brake and change gear
And give other bad drivers the finger
Poem Details | by
Deborah Finneran |
Categories:
beautiful, change, character, chocolate, food, fun, growing up, happy, heaven, humorous, i love you, imagination, inspiration, inspirational, introspection, joy, life, light, love, metaphor, philosophy, self, simple, strength, success, thank you, thanks, thanksgiving, time, today, truth, uplifting, visionary, wisdom, words,
Cookies -
Why can’t I have the chocolate one
I want more
She took my cookie
Hers is bigger than mine
I want to trade
That’s not fair
Cookies +
Thank you for the cookie
I love you
Thanks for all you do for me
I am satisfied
This is good
I am loved
Written By Deborah Finneran :) 2013
Poem Details | by
Audrey Haick |
Categories:
funny, mystery, self,
Like smoke, the years accrue and vanish
Still, I am a mystery unto myself!
~*~
3/'13
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor,
There was a wild drink-craving pair
Who an Aussie airliner’s fuel did share.
It made in their guts masses of gases
Propelling them south via their asses.
Maori swear they’re Maero from thin air.
Poem Details | by
Kileem Al Lishmiin |
Categories:
humor, loss, love, memory, relationship, self, time,
Tragedy and Comedy
Blended and Beaten
Memories last a lifetime
Poem Details | by
Jacob Reinhardt |
Categories:
analogy, art, change, city, class, community, culture, humor, humorous, identity, imagination, life, longing, philosophy, satire, self, senses, silly, slavery, social, society, time, today, truth, wisdom,
Clock!
You sculpt the clay of my life
With your rigid hands,
Shouting your high commands through morning alarms.
Accusations fly
As you collect your daily payment of attention.
When I find myself savoring life’s sweetness,
You sprint behind my back.
And when pain drops my heart from my chest,
You linger, rubbernecking from the wall.
You enclose the whole of my life
In that circular frame,
Ever spinning in your infinite math,
Drunk with power!
Clock!
I can take no more of your tyranny!
I can afford no more of your triple A battery lunches-
I am afraid you’ve run out of time.
So keep your hands out of my business, I’m sleeping in today.
Jacob Reinhardt 09/05/2013
Poem Details | by
Sarita Milliner |
Categories:
confusion, crazy, fantasy, children, funny, giggle, humor,
Silly Self-Talk
I had a conversation with myself, as many of us often do,
I asked myself a question, and expected an answer too.
Did you ever take time out, to let your imagination run wild?
As you walked in the sand, bucket in hand like an innocent young child.
Did you ever stop to wonder, what you would do?
If you looked outside, the sky was green and all the grass was blue.
Did you ever say to yourself, if not now, then when?
As you stood pool side and pondered, jumping into the deep end.
No, I never stopped to think what, when, where, why or how!
I just ran around in circles, trying to lasso a spotted cow.
Written By: Sarita A Milliner © 2/12/15
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, career, change, confidence, courage, humanity, humor,
Self control
When a man lacks
Self control
He lacks
Self pride
So start from here
If you ever think of
Change.
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
angst, confusion, courage, dedication, forgiveness, freedom, funny, humorous, on writing and words, parody, success,
Stop writing haikus
They don’t even make sense now
Something something cake
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
for her, friendship, funny, joy, life, self, technology,
Dear OLD BOYS -
I wanted to make smart boy toys
but instead made several smart joy toys
and tried them out
in different colors and sizes
for me and my friends
electrified them
and gave them a brain
they can also be warmed up in a warm box
or cooled in an ice cold box
kept one for myself
and gave some to my girlfriends
And now
we don’t need old boys
no more
to find joy or jobs
or the meaning of life
since we now have and self control
THE SMART OLD BOY JOY TOY
called mine iTOYBOY for year-round iJOY and iJOBS
still COMES in different colors and sizes
A MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ALL IN ONE!
Lovvvvvve Joy
Poem Details | by
Amy Young |
Categories:
confusion, education, family, funny, happiness, life, parody, people, school, social, teen, urban
By: Amy
I need to study, cannot go out...
‘BUT THAT PARTY I HEARD ABOUT!’
I’m so behind, I simply must work...
‘BUT THERE’S A KEG! WHAT A GREAT PERK!’
I have a paper, and test real soon...
‘BUT THERE’S TOMORROW, JUST WAKE AT NOON!’
I can’t take a hangover on a Sunday...
‘BUT THE PARTY TONIGHT’S 281 HATHAWAY!’
I’ve so much concern, my GPA’s sunk...
‘ALL THE MORE REASON I SHOULD GET DRUNK!’
I’ll be too tired, the night gets so late...
‘CAN’T STALL LONGER; THE PARTIES WON’T WAIT!’
Really, grades worry me, school’s been tough...
‘BUT THINK OF THE GUYS, SO HOT, SO BUFF!’
THIS IS TRUE! MY DECISION IS RIGHT!
‘TIME TO GO OUT FOR ONE HELL OF A NIGHT!’
Poem Details | by
Gail Debole |
Categories:
funny, humorous,
January 17, 2016
Updated February 18, 2016
Written by Gail DeBole
There once was a thief named Brooks
Who wrote a crook’s self-help book.
He charged a very small fee
But the thieves got it for free,
When they self-helped themselves to the books.
Note: Illustrated in Coloring within the Limericks available on Amazon.com and other retail websites.
Poem Details | by
Scribbler Of Verses |
Categories:
home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, native american, on work and working, on writing and words, parody, passion, people, philosophy, relationship, romance, romantic,
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Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
humorous, loneliness, love, men, relationship, self, women,
An egocentrist
prefers to self-tryst.
Volodymyr Knyr
2015
Poem Details | by
Sandra Haight |
Categories:
humor, poetess, self,
I once knew a poet named Sandy*
who thought she wrote verses so dandy.
When she saw an NA
for a contest that day...
she questioned modus operandi.
Sandra M. Haight
~7th Place~
Contest: Sensitive Community *a pd contest*
Sponsor: Skat A
Judged: 03/14/2016
Poem Details | by
Kewayne Wadley |
Categories:
black african american, food, for her, fun, funny love, self,
In all honesty.
I think what I truly desired was to be put on a plate.
And be devoured piece by piece.
My attention, all my free time.
Everything that no one else could see.
With knife and fork.
T be taken apart and devoured tastefully.
With nothing left except the juice of where I laid.
The tough parts that take time to cut,
Revealed in an instant.
To be desired in mutual attraction, a certain craving.
Covered in salt, pepper, a slice of butter.
All of my interests, my habits.
The anticipation of being sizzled and flipped on a cast iron skillet.
Served fresh on a plate.
A baked potato on the side to bring out the taste.
In all honesty.
I think I'll have a steak
Poem Details | by
Jesse Day |
Categories:
conflict, confusion, fear, funny, introspection, life, self, society, surreal,
If only I could enter
Through patient, timid
Walls from center
Of the soul, heart
Predestined fears
Of spirit, mind
Unpleasant peers
Of friends, relatives
Wondering eyes
Of lovers, celibates
Obsessive spies
And I am in the Center.