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Poem Details | by Nina Parmenter |
Categories: fun, humorous, poetry, poets,

Who Reads Poetry

Who reads poetry but poets in search of words to fuel a stalling pen, a rambling crowd of self-appointed scholars absorbing thoughts, then thinking them again? Perhaps we’re just conversing with ourselves, round and round in a great verbose echo, because who reads poetry but poets, who, being poets, already know ?


Poem Details | by Deborah Burch |
Categories: birthday, dedication, funny, happy,

HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY ANNE-LISE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNE-LISE!!!!!


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                 ?
     ?                      ?
HAPPY  HAPPY  BIRTHDAY  TO  YOU
  HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU   
    HAPPYHAPPYBIRTHDAYTOYOU
    BAPPYBAPPYHIRTHTAYDOYOU
             BAPSYBIRSDDAY
                       A L
                       N I
                       NS
                       E-E
          HIPPYBARSDAYSOYOU


:) I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH THIS DRINK WHEN I SAW THE SQUARE BUBBLES!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLL WEEEK LONNNNGGGG!!! LOVE YOU BUNCHES, DEB

7.27.2012©deborah burch


Poem Details | by Dawn Drickman |
Categories: food, funny,

CHAMPAGNE

CHAMPAGNE, CORKED BOTTLES OF EFFERVESCENT FUN SWEET AND FRUITY TO THE TASTE, OR MAYBE EXTRA DRY A TINY GLASS OF BUBBLING, POPPING, SPLASHING FUN MAKE A CHOICE, BRUT, SPARKLING, OR SIMPLE ROSE WHEN ON A FRUGAL BUDGET, ANDRE’S PINK DOM PERIGNON FOR THE WEALTHY KORBEL FOR UNDER TWENTY PRICED JUST RIGHT FOR YOU "C" "O" "L" "D" "C" "H" "A" "M" "P" "A" "G" "N" "E" IS SO DELICIOUS "HAVE A GLASS TONIGHT"

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: funny, women,

Funny but True

Time=
Second,
minute, hour, 
day, week, month, 
year, decade, century ..
and women buying clothes 

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: funny,

not just broadminded

. I just made an inventory of all my body parts ...................................... and I am heavily overstocked in all the wrong places .

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: funny, gender, women,

Respect Her Always

Never treat a woman 
like an object.
It hates
That. 

Poem Details | by Bhavna Khemlani |
Categories: age, change, character, conflict, hilarious, identity, imagery,

Mobile Phone

The mobile phone
t
  a
    k
      e  
        s
          away peace . . .

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny,

Thinking

.

                                                          Plan Ahead
                                                             Thnk!

Just needing a laugh..
                                                              \\     //
                                                                 ^ ^
                                                                  . .
                                                                .___.
                                                                  ~
:)

Poem Details | by JSLambert Mister ROBOTO |
Categories: art, childhood, family, children, friendship, funny, happiness, holiday, love, mothereaster, easter,

Easter EGG, Abecedarian: with egg shape-

                            
                          =====
                       April Aroma...
                     Beckons Beauty.
                   Come Children!!!....
                 Daisies Daffodil.........
               EASTER EGGS EVERYWHERE
                Fun Filled Freedom.......
                  Giddy Giggly Games...
                    How ya' Hangin'???
                       Just Jolly Joey!
                           =====

              HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: computer, funny, technology,

Computers are annoying

I 
was
about 
half way 
through down-
loading an update 
for iTunes, when I was 
interrupted by a pop-up 
window asking me if I wanted to 
download an even newer version of iTunes … 

Poem Details | by Weeping Willow |
Categories: allusion, crush, flower, for her, giving, humorous,

Flower power

                     
                @   @   @
             @      W      @
            @  h    o    u  @
              @      y      @
                 @  @  @
                     
                       d
                         o
                          n'        i 
                            t    n    c
                             g     e 
                               i 
                                v
                                  e
                       m e   f l o w e r s ?



Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: humor,

Party Time

. it is a condition of my will that popcorn is inserted into my body cavities soon after my death . that will make my cremation a bit more interesting to say the least .

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: funny,

I'll Take Two

I’m
not an
expert in
marketing,
but if I was to
start selling milk -
the carton would have
to be shaped like a boob. 

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: funny,

Thinking of You

You can never really discuss life insurance with your partner without them thinking you have secret plans

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: allusion, funny,

Bread v Beer

So every single loaf of bread tells the tragic story of grains that could have been turned into beer, but ultimately failed

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: funny,

Shiver Me Timbers

and the Pirates that used an ‘X’ to mark the spot were really stupid, if they’d used a ‘G’ no-one would have found it

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: age, funny,

Middle Age Dread

I
just
walked
back into 
the kitchen
for some juice
and then walked 
out with a sandwich, 
a glass of milk, sweets
and the TV remote 
that I lost when
I last went in
my kitchen 
an hour
ago

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: funny love,

she'll love you forever

. If you want to buy a girl some clothes ........................... buy the smallest size and get a gift receipt .

Poem Details | by Weeping Willow |
Categories: humorous, i love you, life, love, red, romance,

Lover





                          i i i         i i i
                       i         i   i         i
                      i            i            i do really try to love      
                       i                       i
                         i                   i        
                            i             i
                               i       i
                                   i


                                                 generally it is tough
                                                 as I love but not enough

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: dog, food, funny,

Doggone

The 5 second rule you all use for dropping food on the floor is useless if you have got a 2 second dog

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: funny, women,

Women Are The Stronger Sex

So, Madam, please tell me - how you can ever hope To survive the Zombie apocalypse if you scream and run away when you see a tiny spider?

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: funny, love,

Close Enough

If you can’t love the one you want, just love someone that looks a little bit like them and simply squint a little bit

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: children, funny,

Kids And Crayons

I
think
that sooner
or later, Crayola
will have to take the 
blame for continuing to 
make Crayons nostril width

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: anger, career, change, funny, jobs,

I Didn't Get The Job

Dear Sir or Madam,

I 
am 
afraid
that we
are not able
to offer you the
position, but we do
thank you for allowing us 
to complete your background
check; it was absolutely hilarious.  

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: funny,

Laziness 101

Don’t
you hate
it when all 
the cutlery is
dirty and you’re
eyeing up that huge
decorative wooden fork 
that’s hanging on the wall?