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august, beach, beautiful, cool, crush, deep, destiny, devotion, fantasy, feelings, first love, fishing, freedom, funny love, future, girlfriend, hope, i love you, i miss you, journey, joy, judgement, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, miracle, ocean, people, places, romance, sea, sensual, simple, spiritual, water, women, world,
Don't rush to wash off the sea salt
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.
addiction, funny, nonsense, simple, word play, words, writing,
(don't tell anyone)
desire, destiny, food, funny, humor,
Simple Simon met a cannibal
Going to the fair...
He never made it
Robert L. Hinshaw
Tho' some of my poetry may be a tad avant garde,
And 'tis fer dang sure I'll ne'er be a renowned bard,
But I try to concoct stuff that is original and creative,
That can be understood by the most untutored native!
Some verse I read leaves me scratchin' my head,
Tryin' to figger out what the composer said!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
angst, change, giggle, happy, how i feel, humorous, journey, judgement, life, philosophy, self, simple, success, truth, wisdom,
There must have been a better way.
There's just no way around it.
Family and friends kept saying so;
But, somehow, I've never found it.
Honestly, I really never looked,
Thought life was treating me well;
But to hear those folks tell it,
My life's a living Hell
Always fraught with bad decisions...
In their opinions, I should say.
I'm sure they all wonder how
I make it through each day.
They could by right, I guess;
Although I must say,
If they were all as happy as I,
They would think they'd found a better way.
insects set but two:
eating and copulating
(sounds okay to me)
Footnote: Goal #3 - Winning or placing in PD's Haiku contest
beautiful, change, character, chocolate, food, fun, growing up, happy, heaven, humorous, i love you, imagination, inspiration, inspirational, introspection, joy, life, light, love, metaphor, philosophy, self, simple, strength, success, thank you, thanks, thanksgiving, time, today, truth, uplifting, visionary, wisdom, words,
Why can’t I have the chocolate one
I want more
She took my cookie
Hers is bigger than mine
I want to trade
That’s not fair
Thank you for the cookie
I love you
Thanks for all you do for me
I am satisfied
This is good
I am loved
Written By Deborah Finneran :) 2013
car, christmas, funny, journey, satire, simple, travel,
Black ice on the freeway is a cruel *****.
children, dad, grandparents, growing up, humorous, love, simple,
Running, leaping, wild,
Like a blur, my spinning, crashing, child.
Harold Hunt sr
funny, hilarious, simple,
humor, philosophy, sad, satire, simple, society, truth,
Daylight savings lies.
The days length never changes
Nor do I sleep more.
animal, funny, imagery, silly, simple, social, symbolism,
A triangle top
A square foundation
A picketed white fence guarded
two spotted dalmatians sitting on the
shaggiest rug that reads
"Home Sweat Home"
funny, math, riddle, simple,
NUMBER LINE Tetractys
Free Number Line
to infinity proceeds nice and fine
Both sides right-left
shows negatives. Center points zero.
Syllable count 1 2 3 4 10 4 3 2 1 10
Carmen Penchi aka Sunshine
crazy, humor, relationship, simple,
I let this man into my life
Narcissistic, pompous, preening
Speaking foolishly of things unfair
As I didn't get the meaning
Nothing spoken but hot air
Incredible enormous vanity
Things said I couldn't bear
You know it was INSANITY
faith, health, humorous, people, prayer, religion, wisdom,
Too often, a simple X-ray
makes militant atheists pray.
care, character, friendship, funny, silly, simple,
You're kind of silly, and quiet too
You smell like chili and bird poo
This poem seems mean but its really nice
I hear your room is full of mice
Your hair is curly like my favorite fries
You've got booger brains in your eyes
Okay Ill stop now you're really my friend
& this poem has come to an end!
daughter, fantasy, giggle, imagination, my child, simple,
A twinkle of light in the midnight sky
Giggles, cuddles and a sweet lullaby
She sweeps through the house with her barefoot toes
Leaving a trail of glitter everywhere she goes
We wondered what we could have for tea,
So we opened the freezer just to see.
Ah! Crispy duck we did espy,
Thought we would give it a try.
How to cook it we did not know,
On the back was the way how.
Here we found what we did not seek,
Instructions in languages we did not speak.
So back to the freezer it was dispatched,
Another plan we soon had hatched.
A simple meal made us lick our lips.
A nice hot plate of Egg and Chips!
A silly poem on the spur of the moment.
© Dave Timperley June 16 2015.
brother, clothes, death, hope, humor, morning, simple,
Even in the last days you need clean clothes;
therefore you may be found in the laundry
mornings, small task against the larger one
of not breathing. With simple joy
men may forget to fear their deaths.
Six inches of snow reminds us of its dominance
in a pleasant way. Coming and going of sleep,
circling of the moon around the earth, earth
around the sun. The great man dies
and this makes death more noble for us all.
It is with joy that I accept the pains
that herald my end. I do my job well.
I go to the well and break the ice for water.
The bucket comes up full of dying wonder.
appreciation, devotion, friendship, funny love, humor, simple, true love,
She descended the stairs
Hair matted sleep in her eyes,
Cup of coffee toast and
marmalade please she cries,
Wearing her baggy cardigan
Night dress crumpled with stains,
No teeth in her mouth morning breath
Reminders of recently blocked drains,
To say the least she doesn't look
Her very best,
There again I'm a little shoddy
In my under pants and string vest,
How we look in the morning
to others we would not share,
Our love for each other has no
bounds just shows that we care.
Love is affection not perfection.
cute love, dream, funny love, happy, love, simple, sweet,
i close my eyes
and i see your face in my dreams,
outside my door
you were standing staring back at me.
i never thought i'd feel this way ,
it been a long time honey
i cant find the right words to say
how and why i feel this way.
i thought it was just a silly game we played.
we both agreed and said "come what may"
each other's company was overwhelming.
strange but very amusing.
we played fire and danced in the rain
who would have thought i'd be smiling again.
Three and one, four.
One plus four makes five
...Three in two places?...Six!
Hence, six less one, five;
Four less none, four.
Five less three,
fun, funny, humor, humorous, light, silly, simple,
Billy Bob King the boxer felt
entitled to punch below the belt.
Not because he was a cheating swine.
His lack of height, set a low punchline.
humor, nonsense, simple,
Black of night
Light of day
I used to go
But now I stay
I once was young
But now am old.
I used to freeze
But now I sweat.
I once was down
But now am up.
I once was strong
But now am weak.
I once was lean
But now am fat.
I used to leap
But now I think.
I used to smile
But now I frown.
Time now to end
This foolish prate.
humorous, simple, society,
Lizard is truth
Lizard is foul
Lizard! You and I are what we are distinctly
Truth or bitter
Freshwater or saline water
It mixes with our life
-in our wounds.
I am tired
thirst for your love
I can not bear this loneliness
When I stop thinking about you
The Lizard run over my head
Why you are making sounds now, Lizard?
If you are happy with her
Give me more pain!
Lizard is truth
Lizard is foul
Lizard! You and I are what we are distinctly
My night lengthened
If it is true to life as one wish
Why I became deaf?
Lizard! Stop making false clops