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Got a sweet pretend sister by the name of Jan
She lives across the ocean on the Isle of Man
We're united by the funnies
We don't make much money
Although some of our naughty stuff gets banned
© Jack Ellison 2015
future, humor, sister, vanity,
Written by Gail DeBole on September 12, 2013
There once were siamese-like twins
Who didn't share organs or limbs.
An ego was shared
Thoughts moving through air
Between sisters Donna and Kim.
With an ego bigger than most
The twins did nothing but boast
of trophies and wins
And spectacular whims.
The sisters were known coast-to-coast.
dad, family, father daughter, humorous, sister,
Daddy had a mantel clock on that shelf above the fire.
I remember how it sometimes seemed to call my Sis a liar.
Sis would be out on a date and the wheels of time would turn
My dad, it seemed would always be awake when she returned.
Now Daddy was quite strict on Sis – at nine she must be in.
And she was in real trouble if it was as late as ten.
“Darlin’, what’s the time?” he’d yell as she slipped in..
“Daddy, it’s about nine,” she’d shout, as that old clock struck ten.
Written By John Posey
humorous, girl, girl,
Limerick : Once a Little Girl and her Sister
Once a little girl and her sister
Went out for a walk in a bluster
Little girl lost her way
Big sister blew away
With a Mister who wore a whisker.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
beauty, childhood, courage, dedication, children, kids, forgiveness, freedom, friendship, funny, happiness, happy, history, hope, inspirational, life, love, memory, passion, people, relationship, school, sister, success, teen, time, uplifting,
Watch this scene with both eyes and try not to blink C: -->
I stood there... silently
Like a predator near prey
I sneak behind YOU
You weren't even aware of it!! Ha-ha!
I made YOU jump hIgH
Like a startled hare
I chuckle and smile
You know that mischievous smile of mine?
Your reaction was
PRICELESS - you were so upset
But YOU forgave me
Well...I'm flattered. . .
We laugh'd together (just like the good times)
In a chorus - our volume
Picked up extreme sound
Believe me - I could hear our laughter from a mile away!
But I'm glad I did
My best to make you giggle
Wouldn't you agree?
Sister Mary Ward
Prayed to the Lord,
"Let me leave this ghetto,
And set up Loreto."
Leany Reany was so cleany,
She bathed five times a day,
She washed herself with ropey soapy
After every little play.
Dirty Burty was so shirty
When he had to take a shower,
He washed himself with muddy buddy,
Never smelling like a flower.
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UGWU CORNELIUS CHIDERA
I've a beautiful
whose head never
makes any wise
Hear the last that
was to be, a house
What shall i call this
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness, love, romance, sister
If I could have a single wish
And have that wish come true
I’d wish that we could always be
Together, me and you
I’d wish eternal happiness
A lifetime filled with bliss
To hold you in my arms each night
And feel your tender kiss
Just having you beside me
Is all I that I desire
You are the one I dream of
You set my heart on fire
I’d wish for you because, you know,
I simply can’t resist ya
But.If you don’t stop your moaning’
I’ll be wishing for your sister
baby, kids, funny, humor, silly, sister,
I had to change the diaper
On my little sis today,
Everyone else was busy
And the smell wouldn’t go away.
Her diaper sure was soggy.
Inside it was a mess!
I gagged then almost vomited.
I felt in such distress.
But when it all was over,
My sister smiled and me.
I picked her up to kiss her
And bounce her on my knee.
I hugged her in my arms.
Her cheeks were soft as silk.
She looked at me and smiled.
Then burped up all her milk!
faith, life, sister, visionary,
JOB'S FUNNY SISTER
didn't need a whale
life ate her
brother, friend, funny, growing up, kid, sister,
Little Joyce Ann and her friend Glenn
decided to play a trick one day
They took a rope and each grabbed an end,
then laid it across the alleyway
They hid in the bushes on each side
and waited for just the right time
One on the left and one on the right
waiting patiently for him to come by
Then came Little Johnny on his bike,
riding without a care
Right on time they snatched the rope tight
and flipped Little Johnny up in the air
family, funny, sister
She insisted on careless key twisting.
Now she's mad and locked out and it's misting.
And her sister's locked in...
Who's "in-sister" again,
If the "out-sister" did the insisting?
dedication, family, funny, imagination, sister, visionary
My Sister Who Just Cannot
Stop Flipping That Lip LOL
family, friendship, funny, me,
Dear Sister, this is for you, again you win
Artist of the year, and sexiest friend
Such an adorable person, so I rate you a ten
Tony is an imposter; I’m your real kin
See the doctor loathe me because I had muscles of men
But anyway, tell the mama I’ll never see again
“Thank you Katherine for conceiving… me sister Bren”
appreciation, child, children, fun, joy, little sister, youth,
All The Funny Kids
By: Monique John
Full of joy
Sitting next to a dear friend,
Watching me on here,
Funny type such strange things,
Just to get her started. :)
education, faith, funny, satire, school, sister,
The Catholics came to Junior school last Monday
And took my sister out of Maths
The rules had changed
They'd read The Book
Averages could no longer be taught in class
"One, plus one, plus one, the teacher said, equals three
And divided by three is one.
But Jesus, plus God, plus the Holy Ghost equals,
And divided by three is
My hamster passed away last Monday
His soul left to be judged
I hope that when the good are numbered
That God knows how to count.
brother, chocolate, funny, giggle, halloween, humorous, sister,
Every year when it is sweet Halloween time,
my selfish big brother commits the same crime -
he quick gobbles his candy and then steals mine!
I can't tell cause my parents will say I whine
so this Halloween my mean brother, Bobby,
will feel regret and correct his theft hobby.
Tonight, this sis is a sinister zombie
who will see Bro turn squatty, potty sorry!
I foil wrapped sweets he favs as delicious –
he will soon steal Exlax-styled Hershey kisses.
By the time naughty Bobby grows suspicious
his guts will have already turned most vicious!
October 25, 2019
animals, childhood, faith, family, children, funny, hope, pets, sister
Somebody’s stolen my hamster
It was there when I went up to bed
My sister is sitting there laughing
And saying my hamster is dead
She thinks that it’s ever so funny
That Hammy keeled over and died
Then she showed me where Hammy was buried
And I fell to my knees and I cried
The tears only lasted a minute
When a thought entered into my head
If my hamster has gone up to heaven
Can I have a new puppy instead ?
© John W Fenn 16-02-2009
I am writing
to let you know
how glad I am
you are gone.
How much I appreciate
your presence not
being near mine.
How much more
I like you
when I don't have to
on a daily
So I have
as far away
as you possibly can.
I like you
I send you
you will grant
Always your sister,
never your friend
funny, hilarious, how i feel, humorous, introspection, peace, sister,
Two nurses and a doctor try to coax me into a wheelchair.
I sit firmly, hard, arms crossed, not doing it no matter what.
A nurse's aide comes in. She says "Therapy dog is down at X-ray today."
I jump into that wheelchair like the bed was on fire, and away we go.
No dog in sight, but a very savvy nurse's aide.
confusion, humorous, silly, sister,
Finally now, I'm getting off work
Not another bruise or blister
I can hardly, wait to rip off
The pink panties of my sister!
Ok, just hold on a minute here
That sounded very bad, I now see
Don't be thinking it's something weird
It's just that they're too tight on me!
angst, funny, sister, sister, sister,
(This is a fictional poem)
I'm a tough guy and people have nicknamed me Thumper.
George Costanza dated my sister and I kicked his ___ when he dumped her.
My sister has the habit of picking the worst men.
When I got done, they nearly had to call Costanza's next of kin.
He said he'd marry her when he got her pregnant but he turned out to be a liar.
I put a big dent in that bald head of his and he was sorry that he didn't do right by
If you're like George Costanza, I have a message for you.
If you take advantage of my sister, I'll kick your ___ too.
brother, childhood, funny, sister
Today we fought and spat to see
who would be King of the Hill.
Now as our prayers are heard
we must declare a truce.
For even the bravest Knight can't climb
the hill of terror in the nights darkness.
But with the morning sun
the white flag will be tossed aside.
I will race you to see who can eat grits and eggs
faster and pull on clothes quicker.
We will run in the sunshine, racing to the
bent over tree and on to the tracks.
There will be no "baby, baby" truce!
I will be Queen of the hill!