Humorous and funny Smile poems and/or funny poems about Smile. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Smile funny poems!
Written by
Terry L. Allen
Categories:
funny,
The Human Smile
Nothing in the world so disarming,
so charming in it's domain.
Across a crowded room or two feet away
it's all the same.
The shortest distance between two people
despite any other claim.
Is for now and will forever be
with no denial the human smile.
Written by
Shane Cooper
Categories:
friend, fun, giggle, smile,
The Queen of Laughter
Delight and laughter are your stock and trade,
With rhyme you carry our worries away,
You’re much more fun than a penny arcade.
Words sparkle like an egg by Faberge,
Dancing across poems like a cabaret.
A footle on poop, you’re back in the loop,
With words tastier than alphabet soup.
The limericks you write are out of sight,
Leaving us soupers no time to regroup,
Before the next poem gives pure delight.
Written 07/07/2015 for my dear friend Jan.
"When you smile all Soupers smile with you"
Written by
Althea Rose
Categories:
funny, giggle, happy, silly, smile, teen
Jojo Siwa Trees
trees become siwa
with their receding hairlines
lol bald trees
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
fun, humorous, smile,
Mirth
Laughter soothes the soul
Giggling makes my day,
Chortles will improve
My mood, so they say,
Smiles are so groovy!
Silliness beams
Grin big, my friends
Chuckling at memes
Snickering trends
Guffawing
Gleefully
Mimicking
Joking
Funny
MIRTH
THIRD PLACE WINNER
written June 7, 2022
submitted to "Diminished Hexaverse - Your Choice" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Caren Krutsinger
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, smile
Stairway To Heaven
My husband is four foot seven
I stand at six foot eleven
everything is cool
he has a step stool
it’s called the Stairway to Heaven
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
cat, giggle, rap, sleep, smile, uplifting
The Cat Nursery Rhyme
Cat cat wear your cap,
Cat cat go catch a rat.
Cat cat paws to tap,
Cat cat can you rap?
Cat cat now take your nap.
Written by
Courtney Hubbert
Categories:
happy, humor, lust, silly, sin, smile
There Once Was a Known Lady of Vice
There once was a known lady of vice
Who charged for her moist pie by the slice
Famous men would holler
Down many a dollar
To taste the infamous Heidi Fleiss
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
animal, humor,
The Smile of a Nut-Brown Squirrel
A nut-brown squirrel wore his smile in a curl,
such a clever one was he.
He ate nuts and fruit in his nut-brown suit
in my avocado tree.
He gave me such lip, and never did tip,
and ate my harvest for free.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, goodbye, relationship, smile, word play,
A 'Cheery - O'
Rescue relationships that are only so-so
~ Take your leave with a 'Pip, pip, Cheerio!'
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
humor, smile, sorry,
- Weigh Your Words On Gold Weight -
Time for weekend humor
Do you need a good laugh ?
All cultures have humor
In an attempt to be funny
He always laughs at his own jokes
They was hand picked for maximum laughter
The audience does not laugh
09.06.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
beauty, funny, smile,
- Feeling of Beauty -
Are you concerned about external factors
A feeling of freshly washed hair is miraculous
Because you deserve it
12.03.2016
A-L Andresen :)
Written by
Tasha Taylor
Categories:
cute love, feelings, giggle, smile, student, teenage
Your Smile
I see you walking down the hall.
Your gorgeous blonde hair,
Thoughtful blue eyes, and
Perfect smile make me flustered.
I try to disappear into myself
When I will pass you.
A God like you doesn't notice
People who are like me.
Somehow, you catch my eye
And you wink at me as we pass.
When you can't see me anymore,
A smile lights up my face.
The impossible actually happened!
I am left grinning like a giggly idiot,
Getting concerned glances by others.
Yet, I don't care because you smiled at me:
You with your sunshine hair,
Deep, blue ocean eyes, and
your contagious smile.
My smile glows because of your smile.
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
funny, smile,
- Voluptuous Titties -
- Recalls a brief blissful time ~ almost naked in the summer glow -
30.12.2016
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
funny, smile, sweet,
- Haiku X 75 - Pigs -
A life like a pig
Warm bath in my pink teacup
Is full of regret
24.02.2016
A-L Andresen :)
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
beauty, humorous,
- Botox Smile -
Beauty is not something I was born with ~ Therefore I am exhausting
31.01.2016
A-L Andresen :)
Written by
Isaiah Zerbst
Categories:
flying, freedom, humor, sky, smile,
Flying High
Flying in the great blue sky,
Like a grinning fool.
Flying fast, and flying high;
Didn't check the fuel.
Written by
Deb Wilson
Categories:
funny love, smile,
Love and Laughter
Your smile blends with mine
as our laughter cheers the clouds.
Our days sunny be
long as we look for the light-
leave the darkness far behind.
written September1st, 2014
Written by
Kp Nunez
Categories:
funny love, humorous,
Can'T Smile Without You
Tell me now please, are you my lost denture?
Cause I can't smile without you, that's for sure.
Your Best Pick Up Line Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Judy Konos
30 April 2015
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
funny, humor, smile,
- Terrible Smell, Keep Smiling -
Although it is difficult to imagine ~ keep smiling though troubles come
17.06.2016
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Written by
Emile Pinet
Categories:
funny, nonsense, smile, boy,
A Boy Named Steve-
There once was a boy named Steve
who was always asked to leave,
for he'd let his snot drip,
dislodge it with a flip,
then wipe his nose on his sleeve.
Written by
James Williams
Categories:
humor, sorry, truth,
I Owe You a Smile
I owe you a smile
If on today you see me down
Just know that I’m not myself right now
I’m just not having a good day
So please don’t get in my way
If I turn around and snap at you
It’s probably because I’ve already warned you
Today I’m not feeling like myself
So please go bother someone else
I’m sorry if you don’t like my attitude
I’m really trying hard not to be rude
But the wrinkle in my forehead should be a sign
That today is not your day and neither mine
So let me cool down and you try again in a little while
And remember this… “I owe you a smile.”
“The Simple Words”
Written by
Michael Ward
Categories:
fun, funny, humorous, nice, nonsense, smile
A Bit of Fun
A bit of fun
There is a man crying
In a AA van on the edge of town
I think he is heading for a
Breakdown >
Written by
Dan Kearley
Categories:
food, funny, humorous, smile,
Land of Cheese
A Sharp Cheddar sun,
with a Swiss cheese moon.
A Blue cheese river flowing,
with sweet Romano fumes.
A Parmesan pathway,
with some String cheese logs.
To enjoy the Asiago butterflies,
and the Fontina frogs.
Gouda birds singing,
in the Mozzarella trees.
Havarti caterpillars climbing,
on the Pepper Jack leaves.
Aged Cheddar flowers,
with Fontina bees.
A cottage cheese mountain,
and a Lorraine Swiss breeze.
Here I will stay forever,
in this lovely land of cheese.
If you care to stop by,
bring some crackers please.
Dan Kearley: 1-27-16 :o)
Written by
Mazhar Butt
Categories:
assonance, character, funny, humor, smile,
Santa
As thin as a thistle Santa in chimney got stuck
In the passage heavily blocked by years of muck
struggling through the soot
Santa fell down like a coot
And came out looking like a dark fancy duck.
Written by
Laura Leiser
Categories:
beauty, funny, giggle,
Get That Winning Smile
If you're out on the town
Your date gives you a frown
'Cuz you smiled at the fellow
But your teeth were all yellow
Don't you wait one more night
Go and grab some "Crest Whites"
Makes your teeth white and clean
So your smile can be seen
Don't embarrass yourself
It's now on the store shelf
Get a smile that's brand new
And your date will thank you
May 25,2015