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freedom, humor, military, mom, soldier, women,
When you ask 'soldier
what he fights for, it is not
apple pie and dear
old mom, nope this is what he
fights so hard for; a woman
color, death, humorous, men, military, soldier, youth,
An aspiring marine
is assuredly green,
but he's not as much green
as a drowned marine.
horse, humorous, men, military, soldier, women,
The smartest cavaliers at the command 'To horse!'
contrive to be in time for both a horse and whores.
animals, fantasy, funny, soldier,
The evil Black Widow hatched a wicked plan.
Using a willy worm for weather control,
she could crush the ants empire in her hand.
Just by sending flooding rain and freezing snow.
The Empire of the Ants heard of her plan,
and ordered Soldier B123 to arms.
He took a trained Beetle to be his shield man,
together they marched out past the aphid farms.
Soon they arrived at the Black Widows abode,
and she strummed her web hard, to cause them to flee.
The Soldier grabbed her, and on her back he rode,
while the trained Beetle set the willy worm free.
The Black Widow slipped through a hole in the wall.
Soldier and Beetle stand ready for the call.
culture, desire, encouraging, humor, moving on, nostalgia, soldier,
High above the parade ground
Our four groups of three
Lined up in a helicopter
Hovering over the trees
With parachutes heavy on our backs
The jump master checks for any slack
Chutes tightly packed, closed with twine
Fastened by cord to the static line
No one wants to be the first
Though we all willingly volunteered
After several hours of training
Our first time was finally here
Hooked into the floor
Inching closer to the open door
One by one... we jump
Our hearts in our throats... thump
Whoosh... we are floating
Slowly toward the ground
Open parachutes above us
Friends watching from the ground
funny, humorous, satire, soldier,
I saluted in front of him and vowed,
“Sir, I’ll follow you anywhere, sir.”
The Lieutenant roared,
“You can’t follow in front of me.
Get to the rear!”
allegory, allusion, analogy, humorous, literature, satire,
The brave general
it's just and simply, badly
mere number soldier ...