Humorous and funny Soldier poems and/or funny poems about Soldier. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Soldier funny poems!
Written by
Steven Siegel
Categories:
freedom, humor, military, mom, soldier, women
What We Really Fight For
When you ask 'soldier
what he fights for, it is not
apple pie and dear
old mom, nope this is what he
fights so hard for; a woman
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
funny, humorous, satire, soldier,
To Follow, Or Not To Follow
I saluted in front of him and vowed,
“Sir, I’ll follow you anywhere, sir.”
The Lieutenant roared,
“You can’t follow in front of me.
Get to the rear!”
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
color, death, humorous, men, military, soldier
Marines
An aspiring marine
is assuredly green,
but he's not as much green
as a drowned marine.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
horse, humorous, men, military, soldier, women
The Smartest Cavaliers
The smartest cavaliers at the command 'To horse!'
contrive to be in time for both a horse and whores.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Christopher Bunton
Categories:
animals, fantasy, funny, soldier,
Insectica
The evil Black Widow hatched a wicked plan.
Using a willy worm for weather control,
she could crush the ants empire in her hand.
Just by sending flooding rain and freezing snow.
The Empire of the Ants heard of her plan,
and ordered Soldier B123 to arms.
He took a trained Beetle to be his shield man,
together they marched out past the aphid farms.
Soon they arrived at the Black Widows abode,
and she strummed her web hard, to cause them to flee.
The Soldier grabbed her, and on her back he rode,
while the trained Beetle set the willy worm free.
The Black Widow slipped through a hole in the wall.
Soldier and Beetle stand ready for the call.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humorous, me, soldier, technology, war,
I Was a Soldier's Soldier
The cavalry charged, leading the way
The infantry advanced, joining the fray
As for me, I was up to a little deviltry
Donned my goggles ~ battled virtual reality
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous, soldier,
Big Surprise
A young fellow soldier from Kentucky
He considered himself rather lucky
Stationed at Ft. Knox,
Opened a vault box
But, alas, it was empty … how sucky!
written October 11, 2021
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
allegory, allusion, analogy, humorous, literature, satire
General Soldier
The brave general
it's just and simply, badly
mere number soldier ...