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A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
(WITH APOLOGIES TO SHAKESPEARE)
Oh farting is such a sweet sorrow
“I’m sorry but that’s not my barrow!”
My seatmate’s nose in the air,
I act dumb and even glare~
but just then I give another blow.
-Penned due to my irrepressible urge to respond to Jan and BL's posts-
KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
07 March 2015
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Globally, miners jubilantly jump for joy
Smiles on the faces of every girl and boy
The grins of a newly opened Xmas toy
Trade unionists bounce along the street
Music blaring and the tapping of feet
From nurses to Bobbies still on the beat
Street parties announced in the nation
Satan who brought economic inflation
Is deceased, now’s the time for elation
Its times like this I’m sad I’m an atheist
And can only shout and wave my fist
And then go to the pub and get pissed
Anthony Scandrick II
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You almost had me,
I wanted you,
The way you stuck to me like super glue,
I was feeling you,
But I knew,
I could never have you,
But, the way you looked at me,
The way my body pleads,
We can never be,
Because I’m too old,
And your only thirteen.
angst, change, childhood, confusion, depression, fear, feelings, children, kids, funny, growing up, home, homework, humor, inspiration, lonely, me, miss you, moving on, nature, pain, poetry, school, self, sorrow, stress, teen, time, writing, youth,
Like sick allergies,
Boredom can be passed around
I call it: THE BOREDOM DISEASE
Like a horrid storm,
Boredom can catch you off guard
Hold on for DEAR LIFE!
Like the whooping cough,
Boredom can be serious
If I were you, I’d
Get a vaccination !
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Green bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.
Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.
Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs, my spaceship, to bitter rust.
Mist, my soul forever permeates,
Lift-off, booms the rocket’s thrust.
My spirit when light returns, elates,
Swamps swell, swallowed hope’s swirling dust.
Trapped, I am, until student from fate
Arrives to learn; Cloud City or bust.
angst, desire, humorous, irony, life, lust, sorrow,
Bill stared at a cute butt going by.
Wishing he were much bolder, he sighed,
"I would give all my pay
To roll that in the hay."
But looked up to see 'she' was a guy.
Anthony Scandrick II
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When you're hurt inside,
And there's no where to hide,
And there's no one on your side,
And it's killing your pride,
Never take hate outside,
When your heart is chocking,
The heavy words never spoken,
The things that hurt you inside,
When love has died,
Never take hate outside,
When your heart is gone,
From being alone,
And it beats a solemn tone,
When you're cold inside,
It's only a short ride,
Never take hate outside
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Oh lonely Inevitable Bear,
Padding claws, death in white
Sorrow in recurring nightmare
Instinct’s test; fight or flight?
Camouflage against the fence,
A challenge; my subconscious fear
Ominous slowly moving silence,
“Let me in, there’s a bear out here!”
goodbye, humor, i am, sorrow, sorry, strength, suicide,
One day I'll be gone
I guess I'm not wrong.
I have few questions for you
Answer them when you have time
But without a single crime this time.
Would you cry?
Would you even try?
Would you ever ask yourself why?
Would you say its such a waste?
Would you wonder at the haste?
fun, funny, future, humorous, philosophy, sorrow, today,
Let's be always gay
funny, life, memory, memory,
Come go with me to the land of Sorrow
We'll check in the Heartbreak Hotel
Then, we'll take a stroll through Pain City
Throw a memory in Misery Well
Let's take a swim in Teardrop River
And take a ride on the Lonesome Train
Hike on up to Lover's Leap
No more to walk down Memory Lane
I’m finding Derrida de-structured
And Levinas‘ face makes me smile
Who would have conjectured
That one day I’d lecture
On thoughfulness and all its trials?
I prefer Kierkegaard to Sartre
Who sometimes makes me feel *****.
Who would have expected
That words would be texted
As men smoked cigarettes and drank beer?
Some people like reading Jane Austen
While others juggle with Wittgenstein.
Who would have discarded
The notes in the margins?
How sweetly these words recombine.
Munch liked to paint people screaming
his premonitions were extra strong
Who else would have expected
The human destruction
Europe gave to the world before long?
Plant A Tree Poetry
abuse, anti bullying, dark, death, humorous, light, sorrow,
"Your light burns brighter than a dying star"
Barked the Aardvark to the lightning bug
Suffocating in the mason jar
"Was it not I" replied the fly encased in glass
"Who gave Edison the idea of the bulb
By the seat of my enlightened ***"
"I thought i was special i must admit
And when my light dies out
I hope you step in ****"
Slipping in **** the Aardvark died on the floor
Because the little light burnt out
And darkness shined forevermore
funny, how i feel, humorous, repetition, sorrow, time, truth,
maybe i'll do it now, maybe i'll just wait or,
maybe i'll take a nap and save this little book for later,
maybe i'll go run maybe i'll go jog,
maybe i'll really think about it when this show is off,
maybe i should socialize, maybe i should stay inside,
maybe just maybe it may be better to go and drive,
maybe i should concentrate instead of try to contemplate,
maybe ask her for date or maybe i should wait?
maybe i'm a lazy guy, maybe i don't have the time,
maybe it'd be better if i didn't procrastinate.
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
dark, depression, fun, humor, sad, scary, sorrow,
When I’m feeling down
I go to see a clown
And then I feel all cheery
Because I’m not that fucking clown.
funny, life, love, people,
Susan Shuster swore she'd send
Simple Scottie scampering.
"Scat, scat, Scott!" she shrilly shrieked,
"And stop that silly simpering."
Simple Scottie scans the sky,
Sunday's sunset shimmering.
"Shame, shame on Sue," Scott softly sighs,
"She'll share some sad remembering."
age, humorous, innocence, irony, life, sorrow,
I refused to bow down to the mean.
To be average would not be my scene.
I’d avoid every trap.
This would be but a snap.
When I thought this, my age was eighteen.
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
humor, joy, sorrow, spiritual, truth, uplifting, wisdom,
When you are your saddest,
you are the brightest pimple
upon Brahma's a s s.