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Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: best friend, bird, flying, giggle, humor, humorous, sound,

Unfortunate Singer

My friend Quigley likes to sing
Really almost any thing.
Though once her high note
Caused a blackbird to float,
Back down to earth less one wing.


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: humor, sound,

Fact or Factoid

    A duck

    can't cluck

      ~ So what

Poem Details | by Trinity Chasara |
Categories: addiction, cute love, dedication, devotion, funny love, love,

I love the sound of your voice

I love the sound of your voice
My heart sings when you speak
Turns into symphonies and orchestras
Of sweet melodious bliss 
That when my ear tastes
My inner joy swells and abounds
Like a river in spate
Unfettered, deep, and resounding
Fresh as the medleys of life
That feed from infinite vastness
I love the sound of your voice
It is soft as doves, captivating and beautiful
Granted to hear now and ever after
Through morning, noon and night
Summer, winter and spring
Then I would gather each sentiment
Like lilies and toss
Each scent that is hope and peace
Upon the bed of my soul
Where the voice that I love to hear
Would come to me with angel kisses
And be my lullaby.

Poem Details | by CJ Krieger |
Categories: funny, philosophy, sound, bird, bird, sound, sun,

Zen Buddhist Bird

A Buddhist bird flies 
Under the eyes 
Of winter’s sun 
As I watch his flight 
Across a lonely wintry sky 
Gazing up 
At his long, long flight south 

He diverts himself 
From the chilly northern wind 
A wind 
That the sun cannot warm 

He diverts himself 
With a single thought 
As only a Zen Buddhist bird might do 
And asks 

What is the sound 
Of one wing flapping? 
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"the sound of one hand clapping"...(by J. D. Salinger) Thank you Leo


Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: humor,

Sound advice

When decorating, please ensure that
you wear some old clothes and a hat
the colour choice matters
in case the paint splatters
so pick something that matches your cat.

Poem Details | by Blake Holland |
Categories: addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,

An Aquarian Exposition

Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits 
through the green field
but use my shield 
to end all of your habits.

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: humorous, introspection, music, satire, sound, wind, writing,

A wind vane

rough draft it will be                                                                                                     lovely music though the flags                                                                                        my pen fails to revise

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: abuse, humorous, night, people, sleep, sound,

It's a snap

It's also a snap
to break someone's nap.

Volodymyr Knyr 
2014

Poem Details | by Henry Victor |
Categories: adventure, character, giggle, house, jobs, sound, wife,

noise and ooze

my commode has been making noise
that my wife tried to fix it
only to make it worse
and now it started leaking too

by the time i saw it
the washroom was flooded
and i’m no plumber to fix it
neither am i an idiot to avoid it

so, i did with manly mettle, mettle with it
and tightened, at the end, the right nut
for both the noise, and the ooze to prevent

we did leave home thereafter
i, carrying a washroom in ooze
while my wife, walking in perfect poise


Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: cool, england, humor, music, repetition, song, sound,

Changing the Soundtrack

(the bells of St.John the Baptist, Devizes, go Pete Tong)
 
Sunday, summer, church bells chiming
Ringing patterns, sounding light
Ancient forms of echo, rhyming
Complex rhythms, bounded, tight
Resounding voices throng the breeze
As tower captains keep in time
Wise bells with personalities
In sacred music, old, sublime
 
Last month the bells went out of sync
And changed the soundtrack of the town
No one heard but me, I think, but
‘Twas the Stranglers, “Golden Brown”
 
(dum, dum, di dumdumdum...)
 
by Gail

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: age, art, humorous, irony, people, sound, work,

A fart

For a farter a fart 
is an object of art.

Volodymyr Knyr
2017

Poem Details | by akadiri lekan |
Categories: children, funny, nostalgia, sound, sound,

MY NINTENDO

Playing soccer on my small nintendo
I envied great stars like ronaldo
The great pele and romario
"Ronaldo,ronaldo"
The music rises to a cresendo
Right from my small nintendo
I could hear the rhythm of the piano 
And my blood ripples at the sound of the concerto
I danced until i'm lost in the solo 
Suddenly i was revived by the  diminuendo 
Of this mystic sound from my nintendo
I checked the terminal to the audio 
Oh!,it has been disconnected by antonio
My friend from colorado

Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

Chilli Sound Barrier

I have a seatbelt and a helmet in the loo
Eating chilli, precaution is a have to
With the flame from my rear
It was any mans fear
The G force in a spit second was zero to mach 2

Poem Details | by verlecia fields |
Categories: community, dance, freedom, humorous, music, rap, song, sound, summer, urban,

Grand theft Audio

lets shout it out 
lets move it to the streets 
bang that car spanked-out speakers
to the rumble of the mass beat  
 
now bass line that big crying baby 
till it sounds
low and sweet (voice deep)

shake off all there inhibition
and bring them to the dance floor 

now let the bass sound
take you
where you want to be   

let the bass line hit you 
so you can stomp your feet   
(instrumental strong bass)

can you feel that rumble 
and you feel the beat 
bass line it up 
so you don't  
step on her feet 

  


Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: humor, sleep,

Sound asleep- I wish


My nagging headache has resurfaced again,
a grumbling stomach as well,
the cold night has given me chattering teeth
and a murmuring heart gives me hell.
My breathing's developed a whistle-like wheeze
and tinnitus with matching tone,
I can't get to sleep with these noises I make-
why can't I just leave me alone?


Poem Details | by Su Ben |
Categories: fun, humorous, imagination, poetry, sound,

Sound Behind the Door

—The sense of sound—

He was curious, he opened the door,
he heard a scream, then he yelped.

He suddenly banged the door,
someone cawed from behind the door,

it changed to crackle crackle,
then became an incessant echo.

He again opened the door and heard,
the roomful echo changed to murmuring stream,

then turned into rumbling violin. He whined 
for annoying sound, then he whooped, then 

he yelled, finally he smiled and yodeled 
for his curiosity made him aware of 

many different sounds there are 
in the behind closed door.




Poem Details | by Ale A A |
Categories: people, miss you, sound, miss you, sound, i love you, giggle,

Picture imperfect

Smile
I miss you baby
The sound of your voice 
The way you say my name
The I love you and you are beautiful
The way you sometimes make fun of my accent 
I want to hear your laugher which makes me giggle 
The random declarations of past discretions
The fact that you think I am funny
The glimpse of your brilliance
The sound of your voice
I miss you my love
Tough

Poem Details | by millard lowe |
Categories: 4th grade, animal, bird, funny, imagery, sound, tree,

Hollering Birds In A Tree


Woodpeckers don’t talk
Yet
Can run their mouths
All day
Just ask a tree 
Hole
And hear it holler

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, song, sound,

TERRIBLE KARAOKE

A singer whose name’s Carrie Oakey Was hoarse, sounding terribly croaky Carrie burst into tears When folks covered their ears She’s thankful her gig was just low key 10-08-17

Poem Details | by William Kekaula |
Categories: analogy, cry, funny, humorous, life, sleep, world,

SOUND SUPPORT

When you laugh, the world

     Will laugh with you, and when you

          Cry, the world will cry with you.


                    It is safe to say,

                        When you sleep, and you snore, the

                              World will let you sleep alone.

Poem Details | by Abdullah Alhemaidy |
Categories: adventure, humorous, sound,

Repeater Phone

its end shall be soon
the dandy fan thinks the moon
just a merely stone

old smart *** baboon
hard worker older mason 
rings like elder phone

Poem Details | by Maryam shahbaz |
Categories: funny, imagination, visionary, world, sound, sound,

Falling

Its like falling off a cliff
its like diving in a pool
you don't know where you are
you don't know where to go
You spin round and round
until you're about to fall down
you hold you breath and close you'r eyes
you count to ten
and then
 you fall
you fall while the world is 
spinning so fast you cannot see
you open your eyes
but the world is gone 
you look around but no one's there
so you hold your
breath, close your eyes, and count to ten
and then..
you open them and darkness is all around 
you hear a sound 
a sound so soft,
it takes you a while to
realize its your alarm going off.

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: conflict, humorous, senses, sound, voice,

HE TURNS A DEAF EAR

wife’s loquacity spouse turns his hearing aid off silence is golden Senryu Contest Sponsored by Mick Talbot 7/6/18

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: appreciation, cute, easter, fun, funny, holiday, imagination,

They Made Me Sound Crazy To The Neighbors

I died some eggs for Easter to celebrate the season. How was I to know what would happen when, I’d leave them. Upon the counter top they sat, drying for awhile. When I returned, they’d come to life; giggly, jiggly, wiggly cartoons met my eyes. They were having a conversation; talking all at once; Sarcastic egg pointed me out as the one who’d boiled them! Screaming ensued that brought the neighbors; now...silence.

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Still Here Safe and Sound Horn Limerick

Still Here Safe and Sound Horn Limerick

Still here both safe and sound
Things to happen are always bound
While we also stay sane and secure
Trump is more than we can endure
Love to hear Hillary's voice and sound.

Jim Horn