Humorous and funny Space poems and/or funny poems about Space. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Space funny poems!
Written by
Black Eyed Susan
Categories:
funny, humorous, journey, poems,
Poems For My Alien Abductors: a Ride Into Space
I thought I could wow them with poems from earth
Poems of joy and humor, poems extolling it’s worth
So I laid out poems from Michael, Gail, and me
From Andrea, David, Gwen, and Ilene
From PD, Harry, Mandy, and Chris
From Jack, Craig, Cyndi, and Liz…
For I was sure once they read our beautiful works
They would embrace us and love our humanly quirks!
So last night I taped them all over my skin
Knowing they’d find them if they took me again…
When I woke up, they were gone and I had a reply:
“We enjoyed reading those poems last night,
And thanks for the names of the earthlings too -
We have many more experiments to do!”
2/7/13
For Michael's boomerang...send your poem for a ride contest
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
day, fun, giggle, night, october, stars
The Space Between Stars Is Not Empty
As I sit here upon this full moon,
it is October not hot June.
The comets whiz by playing a happy tune,
they make me want to swoon.
The space between stars is not empty hooray,
it is filled with colors of blue and gray.
I love to watch by night and by day,
being filled with both the moon and sun spray.
I see this pretty space beltway,
the shinning diamond stars have much to say.
Each star has a roll to play,
out here in this pretty space buffet.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
fantasy, humorous, space,
Is There Life On Mars
Two Martians went on a blind date
They agreed to meet at half eight
Dressed as harlequins
They looked like two twins
Them meeting was just down to fate
They sat down and ordered some beer
Drank it up and were soon full of cheer
They went to a star
Which wasn’t too far
And agreed Mars had no atmosphere
They decided to visit our earth
Most earthlings gave them a wide berth
A photo was taken
The image is makin’
A fortune - just think of its worth!
Both settled in the US of A
Martians friends came on a holiday
Wearing such clever disguise
They look like regular guys
Area 51 is where they stay
Subject Mars – Joe Maverick
07~05~15
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
analogy, deep, humanity, humor, imagination, introspection
Space Cadet
You'll find it is a good idea,
now and then,
to look at the bigger picture:
see with a broader view
the workings of your fellow men.
A word of advice, if I may,
please, don't stay too long,
be sure to always come back soon!
One learns next to nothing
about mankind
by looking at the earth
while standing on the moon.
NOTE: Another oldie.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
funny, space, stars, wind,
To Eire Is Who, Man
All the fighting Irish see stars
Over pints of Guinness in bars
But Jan has a plan
To transport each man
Its called, "Cork, Uranus to Mars"
Written by
Harshath Vidheya
Categories:
earth, humor, planet, space, sun, universe
Letters
Sun Writes Letters
To all the Planets, but None can Read
The Ashes.
Written by
Chrissie Morris Brady
Categories:
adventure, confusion, humor, lost, space, travel
Space Or Spaced Out
In Space or Spaced Out
Bones grow feeble without gravity
This is a serious matter, not to be taken lightly
Blood fails to reach the brain
We must bear this in mind
Space cannot be navigated by the light headed
The semi conscious, on a journey with such a faint map
Think on this seriously, it is not a joke
Spaceships lost in the heavens is a hellish consequence
Sentient beings drifting half conscious is senseless
Concentrate your thoughts so that we do not scatter
Debris in the galaxies, cleverly made
And stupidly lost.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, mystery, nature, philosophy, science, space
Cosmology Vs Cosmetology
Dark matter makes scientists sweat
Their telescopes can't find it...yet
What's lost could be found
If they’d just turn around
And gaze at a sexy brunette
Written by
Reta Pruitt
Categories:
funny, humor, space, universe,
The Galactic Way
Galactic is our universe
Enhanced by wonder lust
Of stars that want to show their tails
Before they turn to dust.
Much like my sister and her mister
Out to light the town
In their galactic Lamborghini
Loaded all around.
And if they race like stars that hast
To blind with their bright lights
They might end up, a black hole stuck
And that would serve them right.
RETA PRUITT
August 30, 2016
(For contest)
Written by
J-Mag Guthrie
Categories:
america, humor, humorous, immigration, space, word play
Aliens
The alien saucer fell hard.
It landed right there in my yard.
I'd give them jobs mowing
or cooking and sewing
but none of them has a Green Card.
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny, me,
The Space Invader
“Don’t-stand-so-close-to-me,” he said to her.
I’m feeling claustrophobic. Every time
I turn around, you’re right there at my shoulder.
Were you a poem, I’d make you its end rhyme!
“How rude you are!” his girlfriend then replied.
“The way you talk to me is a disgrace.
We’re finished!” As she strode away she cried,
“And this is me now giving you your space.”
For Black Eyed Susan's Space Contest
Written by
Sharon Smith
Categories:
beautiful, children, funny, space, planet,
On a Planet In Far Outer Space
On a planet in far outer space,
You'll find a familiar face,
The folk there you see,
Well they all look like me,
It must be a beautiful place.
Written by
Marty Owens
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, people, space
Mars and Venus
On Mars it's a man you will see.
On Venus a lady will be.
But what's so amazing,
Will make all your heads ring.
They both get together with glee!
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
child, humorous, imagination, space,
There Goes Ethan
One day on the trampoline, my nephew, aiming for the tree,
overshot his leap and jumped as far as the eye can see.
If you squint hard enough
you'll see it in the buff;
a minuscule dot orbiting the galaxy!
NOTE: My nephew Ethan is one of those kids where it's not enough to say he's skinny (if he inhaled enough helium I wonder the possibilities of him floating away).
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny, space,
Alien Danger
Granger was in danger,
An alien landed in his yard,
So he slimed him with his slime-gun,
The alien running hard.
The alien jumped into his rocket ship
And pulled the portals down,
He blasted into space
With a great big alien frown.
Granger told his parents,
They just laughed and shook their heads,
That is until they saw the scorch marks,
Just near the old chook sheds.
Written by
Gary Wayne Hill
Categories:
humor, moon, space,
Our Moon
The moon, our constant companion
Our faithful satellite
Always up there somewhere
Every single night
A wondrous, mystical land
It controls the ocean tide
I would love to visit there someday
That would be one hell of a ride
When mankind paid a visit
They saw a barren land
But they never explored what lies within
That’s still something we don’t understand
I believe that someone could live there
Maybe we will find out soon
Perhaps a wise and ancient race
Or simply just the man in the moon
But for now we’ll have to take it as given
That the moon is deserted I fear
And rather like this poem I just wrote
With little or no atmosphere.
Written by
The Grahamburglar
Categories:
funny, humor, nonsense, space, stars, word play
Galactic By the Gallon
Galactic cowboys mount mysterious steeds
and chase spacey cows at unfathomable speeds!
Lactating in circles they moo as they spray
an interstellar round-up, a real milky way.
It sparkles and glimmers, that distant lactation
as it drenches the galaxy and all of creation.
At heaven we marvel, in some ungodly hour,
at distant milk curdles, already gone sour.
8/21/16
For Contest: Word Play: Galactic
Hosted by: Ir0nic Zink
Written by
Just James
Categories:
fun, funny love, sexy, space,
Construct of Our Reality
Quantum mechanics is our love relationship
Our photon packets hold two in its membership
Our light form a duality just you and I
We oscillate on our wavelength defined by “psi”
We form our own construct in equilibrium
We chose two electrons as with helium
a Closer nucleus, it’s much less energy
Balance in life is our perfect life synergy
Heisenberg’s mad principle affects our balance
Neutral polarity in our atoms valance
Together we make our own distinct quantum state
Spinning we form a magnetic moment in fate
Kinetic energy, friction, our yin and yang
It is all that we need, to start our own big bang!
-updated march 2017-
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
film, funny, space,
The Emperor's Office
The Death Star builder said it was flawless
But in hindsight he wasn’t too cautious
There was the exposed center
But what really helped end her
The emperor had no corner office
Written by
Nick Bagnall
Categories:
funny, science fiction, space,
Twinkle Twinkle
Twinkle twinkle super nova
Lighting up my lunar rover
Will my solar panel stand
Heat intense like molten sand
Twinkle twinkle super nova
Hope I'm here when it's all over
Written by
Gary Wayne Hill
Categories:
children, humor, silly, space, planet,
A Tale of Mumbo Jumbo
Captain Mumblebury
He is no dumbo
A UFO pilot from
The planet Mumbo
A little known planet
Shaped like a spoon
Just turn left
When you get to the moon
Mumblebury is
The captain of cool
In his UFO ship
Taking children to school
World famous he is
On the planet Mumbo
Though he actually lives
On its moon, Jumbo
With his loyal pet
Who actually speaks
A fish out of water
Known as Gillcheeks
A fish out of water,
How does he survive?
A goldfish bowl on his head
Keeps him alive
Is this story true?
I don’t really know
It could all be just
A load of mumbo jumbo
Written by
Gary Wayne Hill
Categories:
humorous, marriage, space,
Seriously Sirius
She married a guy from Sirius?
Surely you cannot be serious
What could she know about Sirius?
A place light years away and mysterious
I mean marrying a guy from Sirius
Would hardly make one delirious
And never really a clever idea
You’d never call it ingenious
Marrying a dude from Sirius
I can but wonder why
When she could have had a guy like me
From Zeta Reticuli
Written by
George Zamalea
Categories:
forgiveness, funny, space,
Lazy Moon
No mind to wait
From the pained wind
Down's moon
For the last siren.
I got that feeling
Everywhere I go she will
Be watching me from above.
Written by
Samantha-Jane Smith
Categories:
funny,
That Sad Moment When You Realize You Need Space
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray
Go throw your tv set away
And in it's place you can install
A new bookshelf on the wall.
this is from my lovely younger sister Alexandra. :)
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
dream, humorous, space,
ROCKET MAN - FOR JOSEPH MAY
Trump Tosa and his musky rat
Top buddies - (we’ll see about that)
Trump’s proved he’s not quitter
Counting votes from X (twitter)
Next Potus should be Democrat!
Con Trumpster has fallen from grace
He’s pleading “Launch me in to space”
Send me off to Mars
I’ll escape prison bars
And Musk Rat has a smile on his face!
Soon spaceman Trumpy’s in a rocket
‘Pal’ Elon tampers with a sprocket
What Trumpy doesn’t know
He on a one way show
The ‘return’ button’s in musk rat’s pocket!
But sadly, this poem’s a dream
Trumps got ‘Musky Rat’ on his team
The earth is in crisis
These guys roll the dices
I’m sorry for letting off steam!