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Poem Details | by
Hgarvey Daniel Esquire |
Categories:
humor, spoken word,
A musician splits a chord of would
Super Hero where's a bright read hood
The baker gently needs his doe
A gardener has her cede to sew
Something old, something gnu
something borrowed, something blew
Poem Details | by
Phillip Arnold |
Categories:
animal, bird, flying, humanity, humorous, i am, spoken word,
Birdpeople, they fly. birdpeople they glide. you wont see them. they live in the trees, watching you breath and breed. Those nasty human beings. doesn't this world belong to everything?
dictated by Jason Scogin.
Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
feelings, humorous, irony, spoken word,
Sorry if I upset you,
I really didn’t mean it
Actually, I meant it
Until I saw it upset you,
Now I’m sorry you are
Upset by my words
But I got them said,
Which I intended to do.
Written September 12, 2022
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September 14, 2022
Poem Details | by
Line Gauthier |
Categories:
child, fantasy, fun, humor, joy, spoken word, youth,
what ever is going on
in that joyful
little brain of yours
only six years old
and you’re brimming
with imagination
a vivacious fantasy world
in those big bright eyes
and words spewing out
like an overzealous fountain
a bottomless sense
of giddy humor
a full-blown half-pint comedian
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
Submitted on November 11, 2018 for STANDARD CONTEST NO.135 sponsored by BRIAN STRAND
Originally posted on November 7, 2018
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
character, fantasy, giggle, spoken word, word play,
Overcome by a wave of curiosity
I decided to try out seriosity
For which I'd no particular precocity
'Twas an ill-fated breeze of impetuosity
With visions absurd of grandiosity
I'd portray Julius Caesar with proper pomposity
Though, to be sure, my toga's fit was an atrocity
Not to mention my Latin dialogue's tortuosity
Yet utterly convinced of my latent geniosity
I spoke my lines with preternatural verbosity
Hark! Were those boos of unaccustomed ferocity?
~ To the nearest Exit, tomato-smeared, at hypervelocity...
Poem Details | by
Jimmi Canada |
Categories:
graduation, growing up, heart, history, humor, marriage, mentor, mirror, muse, myth, spiritual, spoken word, thank you,
A bulging extremity,
a feminist integrity,
a swaggering centipede,
the cops arresting me,
my dick the right size,
the bang coming out of your eye's,
the sensitivity upon demise,
the dew and dripping from the sky's,
the eagerness of eloping,
the magnitude of doping,
the honesty of groping,
scattering scorpions glowing and scoping.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
america, confusion, funny, history, language, spoken word, woman,
An ancestor known as, "Miss Lottie"
Was a New York socialite "hottie"
To her lasting disgrace
She slapped Paul Revere's face
When he invited her to the p-ah-ty
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
animal, bird, kids, humorous, language, spoken word,
All Porto geese
speak Portuguese.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Poem Details | by
Dan Kearley |
Categories:
confusion, funny, nonsense, spoken word,
Their are certain words being said,
that many people neglect to hear.
They are often repeated many times everyday,
to me this seems kind of weird.
One of the words that concerns me,
is in fact that very word.
A word I've been hearing for so many days,
this peculiar word concerned.
On television, radio, and in conversations
everywhere I go it is said.
This peculiar word so often repeated,
it's always popping into my head?
Now that I've passed it on to you,
when you hear it, you might become concerned?
Or you could just laugh and think of me,
the listener to the worlds concern.
Danny Kearley 7-22-14
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
cheer up, fun, humorous, inspiration, nonsense, slam, spoken word,
Raised above the cello ding ding ding Reaching out to say hello song song song Stepping in the ring gong gong gong Well that’s just all wrong ping ping ping Pauper’s know not his king pong pong pong The cloth was not cut swing swing swing
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
body, humorous, language, spoken word, words,
Close-clenched lips
stop tongues' slips.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
humor, riddle, spoken word,
This may seem lame.
Let’s make it a game.
I’ll give you a clue.
You try to guess who.
Proceeding my entrance by just a short while,
Is often the presence or hint of a smile.
Used sometimes by women, more often by men,
Often, I start as a quaint little grin.
I can also be hardy, and sometimes quite loud,
And often I’m present amongst a small crowd.
If it is me, you want to invoke,
Share with the group, a funny joke.
If you want to seem happy from now ever after,
Invite me in, I’m best known as laughter.
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
adventure, funny, home, humorous, seasons, spoken word, winter,
What are Cabinites all things you find when cleaning cabinet dwellers
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
food, fruit, humorous, people, spoken word, violence, words,
The bigger/the richer/the faster the peach,
the better the chance to catch up someone's speech.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
funny, humor, perspective, satire, silly, spoken word, words,
Can I say BLEEP on your show?
"No, that's not allowed."
Why not? It's not a bad word.
I'd think I could say it numerous times,
Like, BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP.
"Stop that, it'll just be bleeped."
Well then, can I say smegma
Or at least shorten it to smeg?
"I don't know what that is."
It's is a lot worse than BLEEP
I'll tell you that.
"Isn't it just a made-up swear word
Used by Lister on Red Dwarf?"
As point of fact it's not
I wonder how they got away with it
For so long
When I can't even say BLEEP.
"Then what is smegma precisely?"
Roughly the male equivalent
Of female sootikins.
Can I say sootikins on tv?
"Sounds harmless enough."
Great.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
for him, humorous, hurt, spoken word,
He’s adept at not mincing his words
Venom flows like enormous great turds
On his throne he will sit
Vitriol he will spit
Packs a punch in the heart of us birds
Some may know a man just like this
Words like fists - he slams us a kiss
He is cruel; he is curt
Using speech that could hurt
His sharp words you cannot dismiss
Can’t control what flows out from his mush
To the point - he won’t beat round the bush
There’s no compromise
No little white lies
Tells you straight that you’ve got a huge tush!
N/A in contest judged on 6/27/16
Submitted to I go Zero,Nothing, Nada 1 sponsored by Broken Wings
06~24~16
Poem Details | by
Phatt Matt |
Categories:
adventure, deep, funny, hope, imagination, spoken word, write,
Human nature is the cause
we can never ascend
but I want to go to the realm
a place much more
scary than I would like to pretend
a place where angels
and demons are in conflict
to me it would be
a weird tourist attraction
I won’t be taking photos
I would want to be
part of the action
of course the battle
would only be for the divine
that is why
I fight them in my mind
what if one day
it would materialize
a feat to be realized
Poem Details | by
Abdulhafeez Oyewole |
Categories:
allegory, anti bullying, change, deep, humorous, rights, spoken word,
In sang-froid, sass cords:
Sangoma dashes siren,
Thunder crashes trunk;
Sarky banters with lippy.
Spim for Santa maidenhead.
Poem Details | by
Reynaldo Mast |
Categories:
care, clothes, fear, funny, health, humor, spoken word,
Washing your feet do not smell
You will be alive to tell
With soap smell of rose
Keeps your feet compose
Wear shoes that fit well
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
conflict, humorous, spoken word,
Old Pattie just cannot stop talking
Voice grates like a mallard duck squawking
Can't you just be quiet ?
For once you should try it
Her hen pecked husband left walking!
Written after we went out tonight - this woman would not shut up and in the end her hubby just walked out of the room
6/10/18
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, spoken word,
Sue suffers from constant lorgorrhea
This condition has no panacea –
Like a parrot who’s squawking
She just cannot stop talking
It’s well-known as verbal diarrhoea
7/13/18
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
baby, humorous, parents, sad, society, spoken word, technology,
As parents we just love to hear
our baby say their first word
But in this technological age
I’ve just read something absurd
I love to hear babies babbling
But will this news story vex ‘ya’
The baby didn’t say mama or dada
Its very first word was ALEXA!
Are the parents just seeking notoriety ...
Or is this a poor reflection on today’s society
Poem inspired by this news story
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5803039/Mothers-shock-baby-sons-word-Alexa-Amazons-personal-assistant.html
6/5/18
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
abuse, adventure, character, fire, hilarious, mental illness, spoken word,
Demanding fast from a stomach so broke
testing half blindness on one eye to poke
full of wrong menu
in a bad venue
such a mind thinks only of the next joke.
Poem Details | by
Christopher Goss |
Categories:
fun, humorous, repetition, spoken word,
While the drunks on the street
Are cryin' fight, fight, fight
I'm in the house
Singin' write, write, write!
I'm a writer not a fighter
I'm a writer not a fighter
I'm a writer not a fighter
I'm a writer, not a fighter!
And while the drunks on the street
Are cryin' gore, gore, gore
I'm in the house
Writin' more, more, more!
I'm a writer not a fighter
I'm a writer not a fighter
I'm a writer not a fighter
I'm a writer, not a fighter!
And while the drunks on the street
Are throwin' up, up, up
I'm in the house
Goin' hyuck, hyuck, hyuck!
I'm a writer not a fighter
I'm a writer not a fighter
I'm a writer not a fighter
I'm a writer, not a fighter!
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
humor, political, satire, spoken word, voice,
A politician using a bullhorn
places it over the mouth
Though given the stuff that comes out
it ought to be positioned down south