Humorous and funny Spring poems and/or funny poems about Spring. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Spring funny poems!
Written by
Mark Koplin
Categories:
humor,
The Spring Clearing
Springtime on the ranch is just round the bend
You’ll get your nose cleared, we have cows and pigs
The thaw brings forth chores, that smell and offend
Rubber boots and gloves are now our new digs
As the snow melts, we are left with a moat
Springtime is here with its bag full of tricks
It’s sour and slick, so just clear your throat
The thistles now grow so watch out for pricks
The air never smells like sugar and spice
Out in the birch, there grows fly agaric
It deters the skunk, encrusted with lice
This mushroom will make, all feel lethargic
A blend of toadstool and garlic I’m told
Will stop puffy butt from reaching our fold
Written by
Robin L. Gass
Categories:
funny, nature, seasons
Is It Spring Yet?
The March madness ends
I am just an April fool
looking for sunshine
Written by
Viv Wigley
Categories:
garden, humor, spring,
Gardening Time, Everybody
Now that spring has arrived on the scene
to get out in the garden I'm keen
can't let one more day pass
without cutting the grass
since the light through my window is green!
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
funny, life
Spring House Cleaning (Reverse Etharee)
SPRING HOUSE CLEANING ( reverse Etheree)
house
ugh! house!
needs cleaning
it’s saturday
what an awful mess!
dust cobwebs outside dirt
it boggles my mind to think
when I think it’s of other things
wouldn’t it be nice to take a nap
all day but then the mess will still be there
know what? I saw an add in the paper
this old chinese lady cleans houses
she is very reasonable
654 – 7328
“hello chinese lady?
you say she’s out now?
what does she charge?......
saturday?
no workee”
GREAT!
Written by
Debra L Brown
Categories:
2nd grade, 3rd grade, flower, giggle, nature, spring
Mother Nature's Scolding
****
Winter and spring had a fight.
We had 4 inches of snow late last night.
The tulips and daffodils are covered in snow.
Cold winds and temperatures above zero.
Their dear mother said, "You two better play nice!"
"Do not cross me or you'll pay the price."
Written by
Mark Koplin
Categories:
animal, humor, spring,
Don'T Poke the Bear
Inspirational beauty, comes to life every spring.
The baby birds in their nest, to their mothers still cling.
The hibernating bear, still asleep in his den.
Will soon wake up cranky, so we'll let him sleep in.
Many creatures of beauty, some big and some small.
They thrive in the forest, well into the fall.
The bunnies and squirrel, the lark and the wren.
They know to be quiet, by the sleeping bears den.
But here comes a rat, with a stick in his paw.
Knowing his intent, a raven shrieks in caw.
The rat pokes and prods, the air smells foul.
They wait to hear the sleeping bear's growl.
The rat continues, along on his schlep.
The bear now awakens, poked where he once slept.
Written by
Kim Shaw
Categories:
betrayal, funny love,
Spring Forward
I can't hear, said the man to his wife
Did you say, that you're holding a knife?!
with her hands hid behind
a smile not truly kind
Lunging forward he sprang for his life!
Submission for poetry contest: Spring Forward (Limerick)
Written by
Reason A. Poteet
Categories:
humor, spring,
Spring Chicken
limerick
There was a spring chicken named Brewster.
He was the school’s number one booster,
but this spring he forward-sprang
from the girls’ room overhang.
Now he’s called - the naughty old rooster.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
flower, humor, morning, rain, spring, sun
Spring's Other Side
Spring is the time to venture out and play
the pretty flowers are wearing the bees
maybe it is bright and sunny all day
early morning may come with a cool breeze.
Did you remember to put on bug spray
or you will be lunch and eaten alive
make sure that you do not become their prey
watch out for the low large hanging beehive.
Springtime can bring sun and much needed rain
we sneeze and blow our nose as flowers grow
today their beautiful colors will reign
as the soft wind will magically blow.
I cannot wait for this warm special time
and hear the ringing sound from the wind chime.
Date Written:2/2/2023
4 Place
Written by
Janet Eaton
Categories:
humor, spring, winter,
Snow Flakes and Easter Lilies
Snow flakes and Easter lilies scatter the ground
Winter time and Spring time seem to be having a round
Like a game of tug of war each side wants control
Today it was winter who wanted to rock n roll
Tomorrow maybe Spring time will give it a heave ho
Guess we won’t know till tomorrow though
Written by
Kp Nunez
Categories:
humorous,
Spring Surprise
There once was a girl named Bo
Her dad did not like her beau
So one day they eloped
But Bo’s dad dashed their hope
He sprang from behind with bolo.
*bolo - noun, a large, heavy, single-edged knife or machete for hacking, used in the Philippines and by the U.S. Army
CONTEST : SPRING FORWARD - 10th Place
SPONSOR : DEBBIE GUZZI
05 March 2015
Written by
Sandra Haight
Categories:
humor, spring, weather, winter,
Ground Hog Day
Ground Hog Day
We know every year comes the day
We see if our Winter will stay…
The Ground Hog will show
By shadow we’ll know
If we can put snow gear away.
If he sees his shadow at all
Then Winter will stay here on call…
No shadow means great!
Spring’s right at the gate!
Let’s dance and go have us a ball!
However I heard from good source
Phil Ground Hog will have no remorse…
He will not come out
You better not pout
If Springtime goes far off its course!
© Sandra M. Haight 2014
All Rights Reserved
~NA~
Contest: Punxsutawney Phil Speaks
Sponsor: John Lawless
Judged: 02/02/2015
Written by
Richard Lamoureux
Categories:
humorous, spring, , cute,
Spring Driving
What a silly nincompoop, hands free phony
Driving over everything in his pathway
His eyes fully occupied by the cute girl
Gingerly bouncing!
Sapphic Stanza number Three contest
Sponsored by Craig Cornish.
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
funny
What the Spring Sprung
Tonight I thought passion would bring
But not in the shape of a bed spring
The very moment I peaked
I felt what was breached
Now I am so very hampered in upswing
~*~ For Francine's "Wow Me in 5 Lines" contest ~*~
Written by
Edward Mccormick
Categories:
animal, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, spring, summer
A Kiss of Sunshine
a kiss of sunshine
pouty crimson horizon
****-a-doodle-doo
Written by
Dr. Upma A. Sharma
Categories:
funny love,
Spring Forward
Spring forward
If he could spring in more money,
and avoid acting apparently funny,
Will see springing young buds ahead of spring,
and essence of joys that life surely does bring,
Will relish the cushion springs with his sweet honey !
Written March 5th, 2015
For contest by Debbie
Written by
Betty Harp Butler
Categories:
funny, humorous,
A Spring Frog and the Bath
A spring frog came to my bath one day
Unknowingly to me when I began.
I undressed quietly and stepped into the tub.
I hopped out when he jumped in!
Forgetting my clothes and propriety,
I left the room in a huff.
I will bathe when I can be by myself,
No frog will see me in the buff!
Frog though he is…
He could be a handsome prince in disguise!
Written by
John Squires
Categories:
animal, fantasy, funny, weather,
Is It Spring Yet
Phil was a fuzzy groundhog
Sleeping peacefully below
He dreamed of warmer days
Days of no more snow
Then rough hands reached down
And pulled him from his sleep
What is going on, he shouted
Put me back you giant creep
Why did you drag me out right now
I don’t think you even care
Can’t you see it’s freezing out
Now put me back in there
I’ll come out when the time is right
But not now if you please
Spring will come in its good time
Put me back so I don’t freeze
You crazy men are worried
When will the winter end
It will come when days are warm
On that you can depend
Written by
Jack Jordan
Categories:
nature, spring, flower, flower, spring, giggle
Yellowstone, 1995 Or Thereabouts
I can hear the water,
a giggle almost,
in the small cold spring
by which I sat
that foggy morning,
sketchbook, pen, and watercolors in hand.
A weed with a single white flower
grew from the innards
of a half submerged,
humus-bound log
alive with neon-green moss.
A brilliant web
spun by a tiny jewel-orange spider
laced the flower to the log.
I dipped my brush in the spring water,
washed it around in the appropriate colors,
painted the scene as best I could,
never coming close to capturing
the brilliance of flower, moss and spider.
Only approximations of nature are possible.
Written by
Mark Massey
Categories:
angst, funny, spring,
The Sting of Spring
I sulk in solace by the ember’s glow
of warming hearths that temper to the bone
then wait in earnest ‘til the thaw of snow
and all the piercing winter winds have blown.
I wait the breeze that lifts each feathered wing
of vernal robins beckoning the day,
and when their songs rejoice the birth of spring,
‘tis time to store my winter quilts away.
Though such a nuisance swarms within the wake
of winter’s gloom ascending into light,
and if a taste of me they must partake,
‘tis worth the gnawing pester of their bite.
When buzzing hordes awake to spring’s retreat
to fend their sting, dare not forget the DEET.
2-11-23
Written by
Harold Hunt Sr
Categories:
baseball, cat, funny, humorous, silly,
The First Game of Spring
The first game of spring
It was the first game of the year.
The go lumpducks vs the hot rugcats.
On 1st base for the hot rugcats is: Tiny judy mad cat
On 2nd is Flash betty furball
At short stop is licky slip maybell
On 3rd three leg piggy polecat
Rt field Cassy cool cat
Cfield Tiffy Mudcat
Lt field Vicky short pants Field cat.
Pitching Wild arm Jayne legcat
Catching Junkcat Kitty
The game is cancel due to Rats on the field the team is hard to control
A real mess the lumpducks left after the first rat was tore apart.
But that's your line up for tomorrows game.
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
funny, nature,
Spring Fever
Ebay, Ebay
How much I pay
to beautify
this old clay!
Munching mulch
in one big gulp
earthworm....
composte this pulp!
Weeds and roots
pull those shoots
raindrops?
Where's my rubber boots?
The fever's on and pollen's a yellow haze
It has me in a daze and a maze
the windy smog
Has to be a short lived stage!
Written by
Barry Stebbings
Categories:
humor, sleep, spring,
Hibernating Badger
A hibernating badger awoke
And said, "If this is Spring it's a joke,
"This is no fun,
"I can't see the sun."
And went back to sleep as he spoke.
Written by
Dustin Self
Categories:
funny, nature, time, time,
Spring Time For Me
Spring is in the air
'cause I feel it in my head.
I haven't slept in days now.
Oh!How I miss my bed.
The flowers are all so gorgeous
when they finally start to bloom.
But for me and all my allergies
It's a time for pain and gloom.
There's nothing like a spring time scene
with colors for all to see.
I take my shots and all my meds.
Oh!Why this happen to me.
Spring is in the air now
and I can't see or hear.
But even after all my pain
I love this time of year!
Dustin Self (spring is in the air contest)
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
happy, humor,
Spring Is In Sight
Sunshine warms my skin
Skin browns a shade darker
Darker ivory still pale
Breeze caresses my face
Face seeks sweet smells
Sweet Hyacinths and jonquils
Green grows new life
Mower sputters and dies