Humorous and funny Stars poems and/or funny poems about Stars. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Stars funny poems!
Written by
Richard Lamoureux
Categories:
beauty, fun, giggle, inspiration, love, stars
Fountain
I want to eat Pizza
While wishing on a star
To taste the taste of happy
By being where you are
We’ll choose to be silly
Not afraid of mistakes
Skinny dip at midnight
and skip pebbles on lakes
Why not dance together
While howling at the moon
Or become little children
and watch a cartoon
A world infused with laughter
can change how we think
From this fountain of youth
We’ll both gladly drink
For nothing could be better
Than sharing it with you
Because getting into mischief
Is a blast if there are two!
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
day, fun, giggle, night, october, stars
The Space Between Stars Is Not Empty
As I sit here upon this full moon,
it is October not hot June.
The comets whiz by playing a happy tune,
they make me want to swoon.
The space between stars is not empty hooray,
it is filled with colors of blue and gray.
I love to watch by night and by day,
being filled with both the moon and sun spray.
I see this pretty space beltway,
the shinning diamond stars have much to say.
Each star has a roll to play,
out here in this pretty space buffet.
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
humor, planet, stars,
The Moon In Astrology
Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
funny, space, stars, wind,
To Eire Is Who, Man
All the fighting Irish see stars
Over pints of Guinness in bars
But Jan has a plan
To transport each man
Its called, "Cork, Uranus to Mars"
Written by
Steven Mossburg
Categories:
funny
Among the Stars
There was a small creature from Mars
Who was fascinated with all of our cars
He took one for a spin
And got bopped on the chin
Now he just flies among the stars
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
funny, patriotic, sports,
Apollo's Stars
Apollo's Stars
Apollo Creed’s the flag waving type
Sporting old glory for his Rocky fight
And when he got knocked
Right on his clock
He not only saw stars but saw stripes
Advice Per Simmons
There once was a man named Simmons
Who loved to advise men and women
And his strongest suit
Was choosing fresh fruit
But don’t buy persimmons, per Simmons
Much Needed Invention
I don’t mean to give apprehensions
To this much needed invention
But when it turns brrr
If I can’t wear fur
Give me full body hair extensions
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
basketball, humorous, stars,
Sports Shorts -- Layups
Patrick Ewing
What you chewing?
Larry Bird
Hall-of-Fame assured
Scottie Pippen
Lid's still flippin'
Tim Duncan
Legacy hasn't sunk in
Bill Bradley
Didn't play badly
Walt Frazier
Sharp as a razor
Moses Malone
The backboard you owned
George (The Iceman Cometh) Gervin
a-wigglin' and swervin'
Reggie Miller
4th-quarter killer
Manute Bol
Bless his soul
Written by
The Grahamburglar
Categories:
funny, humor, nonsense, space, stars, word play
Galactic By the Gallon
Galactic cowboys mount mysterious steeds
and chase spacey cows at unfathomable speeds!
Lactating in circles they moo as they spray
an interstellar round-up, a real milky way.
It sparkles and glimmers, that distant lactation
as it drenches the galaxy and all of creation.
At heaven we marvel, in some ungodly hour,
at distant milk curdles, already gone sour.
8/21/16
For Contest: Word Play: Galactic
Hosted by: Ir0nic Zink
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humorous, word play,
Gazing At Stars
At night gazing at stars he's inclined
A hobby he had to leave behind
It's kind of lame
And not the same
Now that they always shut their blinds!
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
blue, funny, moon, sky, stars, uplifting
November
November will be gone real soon. I wonder if we will have a blue moon. That would make a funny cartoon. Can we have stars and a balloon.
Date Written: 11/9/2021
Written by
Viv Wigley
Categories:
humor, stars,
Good Fortune
My fridge freezer's just had a wee on the floor
(the third time this month it's done that)
the toaster is showing it's nastier side
with a mortar attack on the cat.
Odd socks disappear through a wormhole in space
that's inside my washing machine,
a pigeon has kindly downloaded his lunch
on the window that I have just cleaned.
Mystic Meg has predicted my day will be lovely,
she saw it in her crystal ball,
well maybe it's time that I paid her a visit
and threw the damn thing at the wall.
Written by
Michael E. Harris
Categories:
childhood, children, humorous, life, mentor, stars
Stargazer and the Observer
STARGAZER STAR COUNTER, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
MILLIONS OF STARS AND THE COUNTING IS FREE.
STARGAZER I ASK,HOW FAR IS NEAR?
AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, IT'LL TAKE YOU NINE YEARS.
I KNOW LIGHT IS FAST, BUT WHERE DOES IT GO?
IT PIERCES BLACK MATTER AND THROUGH THE BLACK HOLE.
AND ONCE IT GETS EATEN BY THE BLACK HOLE?
ANOTHER DIMENSION AS FAR AS I KNOW.
WILL WE BE EATEN BY THE BLACK HOLE?
NOT IN THIS LIFE TIME, THAT MUCH WE KNOW
autumn 2014
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, song,
Stars In Her Eyes
There once was a songbird named Mavis Hood,
Who yearned to be a star in Hollywood.
'Twas a forgone conclusion,
That this was an illusion.
I wished I could sing, now I wish she could!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Written by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu
Categories:
humor, satire, sports,
Athletic Stars
hot ghost chasers
around track fields
rewarded for catching none
Written by
Phyllis Babcock
Categories:
funny, imagination, science fiction,
Among the Stars
Up near Jupiter and Mars,
Far among the cluster of stars.
We take a ride on Saturn's rings,.
And around the moon we swing
On Haley's comets trail,.
Thru the Milky way we sail.
Galaxy after galaxy we pass by,
,
Up here beyond the sky.
Pluto, Neptune and Venus too,
And some planets all to new.
Come take a wonderous ride with me,
And see how wonderful astronomy can be.
Written by
Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser
Categories:
funny love, happiness, imagery, inspiration, life, love
Under the Heaven Stars
Rays of yellow and orange sunlight
Your eyes beaming with delight
Strolling hand by hand along the garden
Where flowers blooms and sweetness blend
Tucking an orchid behind my ear
Drawing me so close and so dear
I smell your musky natural scent
Twirling and filling me with sense
Quietly, we sat and had a small talk
Unminding even, as night falls
On the grass, we lie down
Staring up and pointing to heaven stars
Under the shadowy gleam of the moon
There and there, we shared one kiss
Next to you in a warmth loving cocoon
By
olive_eloi
5:23 pm
03/08/2014
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
art, french, fun, funny, hilarious, humorous
The Stars
The ***** burns bright **** set afire
A *** the universe is **** and ***** holes
****** from beyond
In the ***** of the abscess
we *** all within **** minds
ah *** ** *** *** *** ****** **** *****
God ***** ***** ** *** ****
***** **** in the ********* **** *****
Then Twilight becomes **** and ***** *** ********
**** explodes in ****** **** then *** ****** winds
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
allegory, allusion, humorous, metaphor, truth,
Hyper Stars of Football
Pel é killed the game and ate the ball
Garrincha held the ball and did bawl
coming, going what the hell
Zico played ball through smell
Bileira my cousin made rivals crawl
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
destiny, growing up, humor, humorous, science fiction, stars
superstar
lola smalanna was fine
until she turned about nine
when mother brought home
an eclectic tome
and her stars did misalign.
Written by
Harshath Vidheya
Categories:
funny, humor, imagination, nature, stars, sun
Invisible
There’s a Bug in the Sky
That Bites the Moon.
There’s a Painter in Sun
Who paints Green Leaves Brown.
Earth is a Zoo full of Humans
Created by Distant Aliens.
Air has an Invisible Pocket
That holds all the Elements.
Who Polishes the Stars?
Who Blows the Wind?
There’s a Poet in Everybody
Who Sleeps all the Time.
Written by
Alyssa Burgin
Categories:
december, humor, sky, stars, weather, winter
Don'T Forget
Midnight skies
and wondering clouds,
makes it hard to see the stars.
But don't forget
they're always there,
even when the night seems harsh.
The coldness
slowly creeping in,
makes you want to sleep.
But don't forget
there isn't snow,
without the lack of heat!
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
fantasy, funny, hope, stars, planet,
Galaxy
The Galaxy
On the terrace in the sun I closed my eyes
and saw coloured light dancing under my
eyelids like a galaxy that only existed inside
of me… or is the real galaxy an illusion.
Scientists watch stars in their great telescope
but only see what is in their heads…
And we agree because we too only see what
is in our own mind. Ruby stars and pink moons
and the dream of immortality that our souls
fly to a mysterious planet like our own where
death has been vanquished.
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
cute, friendship love, humorous, love, perspective, relationship
Preferring Stars
Dating, in many ways,
is sort of like driving –
one comes to an intersection...
there is a red and green,
caution yellow for Slow
Down!~ Do you have a
license?-- Frankly, at my
my age, I better like those
often ticketed and well
traveled...myself, no-longer
feeling time nor patience to
teach~ not willing to trust
my heart to modern GPS,
still preferring the twinkles
of stars....
Written by
Ejire Michael
Categories:
cool, friend, friendship, humorous, star, stars
I Met a Friend
I met a friend so kind and mellow;
A handsome fellow.
A brother
From another mother.
I've come to find,
he was born with a heart so kind.
So amazing and cool,
Though not a good cook
His kindness goes far
Like a shooting star.
Dedicated to Oluwagbade Taiwo
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
film, fun, funny, nostalgia, stars,
Revving Up
Wrinkled shirt in the sink
Cups in the bathtub -- clink, clink
Shoes in the freezer, under the meat
Stockings in the fridge -- not to overheat
Fruit jammed into a narrow cupboard
Veggies stuffed in a bureau, next to a sword
Drinks hurled into the fireplace, with a splash
Flung with requisite verve, smashing glass
Ah, yes, the Inspector General's back
Revving up his tour-de-force attack
If only one could bring back the great Danny Kaye
Failing that, we'll settle for 'Mr. Groundhog' himself, Bill Murray