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Dale Gregory Cozart
humor, planet, stars,
Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?
funny, space, stars, wind,
All the fighting Irish see stars
Over pints of Guinness in bars
But Jan has a plan
To transport each man
Its called, "Cork, Uranus to Mars"
funny, patriotic, sports,
Apollo Creed’s the flag waving type
Sporting old glory for his Rocky fight
And when he got knocked
Right on his clock
He not only saw stars but saw stripes
Advice Per Simmons
There once was a man named Simmons
Who loved to advise men and women
And his strongest suit
Was choosing fresh fruit
But don’t buy persimmons, per Simmons
Much Needed Invention
I don’t mean to give apprehensions
To this much needed invention
But when it turns brrr
If I can’t wear fur
Give me full body hair extensions
There was a small creature from Mars
Who was fascinated with all of our cars
He took one for a spin
And got bopped on the chin
Now he just flies among the stars
addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,
Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits
through the green field
but use my shield
to end all of your habits.
funny, humor, nonsense, space, stars, word play,
Galactic cowboys mount mysterious steeds
and chase spacey cows at unfathomable speeds!
Lactating in circles they moo as they spray
an interstellar round-up, a real milky way.
It sparkles and glimmers, that distant lactation
as it drenches the galaxy and all of creation.
At heaven we marvel, in some ungodly hour,
at distant milk curdles, already gone sour.
For Contest: Word Play: Galactic
Hosted by: Ir0nic Zink
humorous, word play,
At night gazing at stars he's inclined
A hobby he had to leave behind
It's kind of lame
And not the same
Now that they always shut their blinds!
funny, imagination, science fiction,
Up near Jupiter and Mars,
Far among the cluster of stars.
We take a ride on Saturn's rings,.
And around the moon we swing
On Haley's comets trail,.
Thru the Milky way we sail.
Galaxy after galaxy we pass by,
Up here beyond the sky.
Pluto, Neptune and Venus too,
And some planets all to new.
Come take a wonderous ride with me,
And see how wonderful astronomy can be.
Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser
funny love, happiness, imagery, inspiration, life, love, sweet,
Rays of yellow and orange sunlight
Your eyes beaming with delight
Strolling hand by hand along the garden
Where flowers blooms and sweetness blend
Tucking an orchid behind my ear
Drawing me so close and so dear
I smell your musky natural scent
Twirling and filling me with sense
Quietly, we sat and had a small talk
Unminding even, as night falls
On the grass, we lie down
Staring up and pointing to heaven stars
Under the shadowy gleam of the moon
There and there, we shared one kiss
Next to you in a warmth loving cocoon
animal, dream, funny, nonsense, silly, sky, stars,
If you happen across a porcupine,
Staring upon the Milky Way,
It’s because he thinks he’s an Alien,
and longs to return home one day.
Robert L. Hinshaw
There once was a songbird named Mavis Hood,
Who yearned to be a star in Hollywood.
'Twas a forgone conclusion,
That this was an illusion.
I wished I could sing, now I wish she could!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
My fridge freezer's just had a wee on the floor
(the third time this month it's done that)
the toaster is showing it's nastier side
with a mortar attack on the cat.
Odd socks disappear through a wormhole in space
that's inside my washing machine,
a pigeon has kindly downloaded his lunch
on the window that I have just cleaned.
Mystic Meg has predicted my day will be lovely,
she saw it in her crystal ball,
well maybe it's time that I paid her a visit
and threw the damn thing at the wall.
Michael E. Harris
childhood, children, humorous, life, mentor, stars, universe,
STARGAZER STAR COUNTER, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
MILLIONS OF STARS AND THE COUNTING IS FREE.
STARGAZER I ASK,HOW FAR IS NEAR?
AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, IT'LL TAKE YOU NINE YEARS.
I KNOW LIGHT IS FAST, BUT WHERE DOES IT GO?
IT PIERCES BLACK MATTER AND THROUGH THE BLACK HOLE.
AND ONCE IT GETS EATEN BY THE BLACK HOLE?
ANOTHER DIMENSION AS FAR AS I KNOW.
WILL WE BE EATEN BY THE BLACK HOLE?
NOT IN THIS LIFE TIME, THAT MUCH WE KNOW
humor, satire, sports,
hot ghost chasers
around track fields
rewarded for catching none
art, french, fun, funny, hilarious, humorous,
The ***** burns bright **** set afire
A *** the universe is **** and ***** holes
****** from beyond
In the ***** of the abscess
we *** all within **** minds
ah *** ** *** *** *** ****** **** *****
God ***** ***** ** *** ****
***** **** in the ********* **** *****
Then Twilight becomes **** and ***** *** ********
**** explodes in ****** **** then *** ****** winds
jan oskar hansen
fantasy, funny, hope, stars, planet,
On the terrace in the sun I closed my eyes
and saw coloured light dancing under my
eyelids like a galaxy that only existed inside
of me… or is the real galaxy an illusion.
Scientists watch stars in their great telescope
but only see what is in their heads…
And we agree because we too only see what
is in our own mind. Ruby stars and pink moons
and the dream of immortality that our souls
fly to a mysterious planet like our own where
death has been vanquished.
december, humor, sky, stars, weather, winter,
and wondering clouds,
makes it hard to see the stars.
But don't forget
they're always there,
even when the night seems harsh.
slowly creeping in,
makes you want to sleep.
But don't forget
there isn't snow,
without the lack of heat!
funny, humor, imagination, nature, stars, sun, world,
There’s a Bug in the Sky
That Bites the Moon.
There’s a Painter in Sun
Who paints Green Leaves Brown.
Earth is a Zoo full of Humans
Created by Distant Aliens.
Air has an Invisible Pocket
That holds all the Elements.
Who Polishes the Stars?
Who Blows the Wind?
There’s a Poet in Everybody
Who Sleeps all the Time.
cool, friend, friendship, humorous, star, stars, sweet,
I met a friend so kind and mellow;
A handsome fellow.
From another mother.
I've come to find,
he was born with a heart so kind.
So amazing and cool,
Though not a good cook
His kindness goes far
Like a shooting star.
Dedicated to Oluwagbade Taiwo
car, celebrity, humor, humorous, science, space, stars,
Getting ready to soar to the stars,
Into space launches Elon his cars.
He'll be needing a car.
For he plans to live far.
And there's no public transit on Mars.
creation, fantasy, funny, word play,
Three stars decided to make a movie one night
Stallone said, "I'd like to act, like I'm in a fight!"
George Clooney then said,
"I,ll direct instead!"
Mcconaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write!"
for teens, funny, humor, inspirational, life, sad, stars,
When I was new in photography,
I was hoping an adventure;
But by the end of the day
Just a lecture.
Then they picked up camera,
Aimed at a deer.
It captured even food stuck in its teeth.
They smiled and said,
“What slowed down the dear,
Is shutter speed.”
At home, In front of TV,
I was just lying.
It cried, “Tonight,
Meteors will be falling.”
At night, It struck,
I picked camera
And then woke up.
Waited whole night
And got a line,
Captured in camera.
Next day, at nine,
I presented picture.
They looked with no heed,
They smiled and said,
“All black, sadly, Shutter speed.”
funny, humorous, poetry,
stars are up above
but there are stars on the floor...
I saw when fell down !
You are a star she said.
I laughed hard.
My heels slipped.
I almost slid into the next galaxy.
Cows are not stars I told her in a haughty way.
I flipped my tail, striking her in the face.
I could tell she was semi-shocked.
What was that for? She asked me in her prissy voice.
It was my tail, I told her.
Stars do not have tails! She corrected me.
She is actually the most delusional duck I have ever met.
She threw back her beak and began to howl at the moon.
Just one more thing that seems a bit off…