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Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: humor, planet, stars,

The Moon in Astrology

Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: funny, space, stars, wind,

To Eire is Who, Man

All the fighting Irish see stars
Over pints of Guinness in bars
But Jan has a plan
To transport each man
Its called, "Cork, Uranus to Mars"

Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: funny, patriotic, sports,

Apollo's Stars

Apollo's Stars

Apollo Creed’s the flag waving type
Sporting old glory for his Rocky fight
And when he got knocked
Right on his clock
He not only saw stars but saw stripes


Advice Per Simmons

There once was a man named Simmons
Who loved to advise men and women
And his strongest suit
Was choosing fresh fruit
But don’t buy persimmons, per Simmons


Much Needed Invention

I don’t mean to give apprehensions
To this much needed invention
But when it turns brrr
If I can’t wear fur
Give me full body hair extensions

Poem Details | by Steven Mossburg |
Categories: funny

Among the Stars

There was a small creature from Mars
Who was fascinated with all of our cars
He took one for a spin
And got bopped on the chin
Now he just flies among the stars

Poem Details | by Blake Holland |
Categories: addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,

An Aquarian Exposition

Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits 
through the green field
but use my shield 
to end all of your habits.

Poem Details | by The Grahamburglar |
Categories: funny, humor, nonsense, space, stars, word play,

Galactic by the Gallon

Galactic cowboys mount mysterious steeds and chase spacey cows at unfathomable speeds! Lactating in circles they moo as they spray an interstellar round-up, a real milky way. It sparkles and glimmers, that distant lactation as it drenches the galaxy and all of creation. At heaven we marvel, in some ungodly hour, at distant milk curdles, already gone sour.
8/21/16 For Contest: Word Play: Galactic Hosted by: Ir0nic Zink

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: humorous, word play,

Gazing at Stars

At night gazing at stars he's inclined
A hobby he had to leave behind
It's kind of lame
And not the same
Now that they always shut their blinds!

Poem Details | by Phyllis Babcock |
Categories: funny, imagination, science fiction,

Among the Stars

Up near Jupiter and Mars,

Far among the cluster of stars.

We take a ride on Saturn's rings,.

And around the moon we swing

On Haley's comets trail,.

Thru the Milky way we sail.

Galaxy after galaxy we pass by,
,
Up here beyond the sky.

Pluto, Neptune and Venus too,

And some planets all to new.

Come take a wonderous ride with me,

And see how wonderful astronomy can be.

Poem Details | by Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser |
Categories: funny love, happiness, imagery, inspiration, life, love, sweet,

UNDER THE HEAVEN STARS

         Rays of yellow and orange sunlight
           Your eyes beaming with delight
     Strolling hand by hand along the garden
   Where flowers blooms and sweetness blend

         Tucking an orchid behind my ear
         Drawing me so close and so dear
         I smell your musky natural scent
         Twirling and filling me with sense

       Quietly, we sat and had a small talk
           Unminding even, as night falls
             On the grass, we lie down
    Staring up and pointing to heaven stars 

    Under the shadowy gleam of the moon
     There and there, we shared one kiss
    Next to you in a warmth loving cocoon

By
olive_eloi
5:23 pm
03/08/2014

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous, song,

Stars In Her Eyes

There once was a songbird named Mavis Hood,

   Who yearned to be a star in Hollywood.

      'Twas a forgone conclusion,

         That this was an illusion.

            I wished I could sing, now I wish she could!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired

Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: humor, stars,

Good fortune

My fridge freezer's just had a wee on the floor
(the third time this month it's done that)
the toaster is showing it's nastier side
with a mortar attack on the cat.
Odd socks disappear through a wormhole in space
that's inside my washing machine,
a pigeon has kindly downloaded his lunch
on the window that I have just cleaned.
Mystic Meg has predicted my day will be lovely,
she saw it in her crystal ball,
well maybe it's time that I paid her a visit
and threw the damn thing at the wall.

Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: animal, dream, funny, nonsense, silly, sky, stars,

Porcupine

Porcupine

If you happen across a porcupine,
Staring upon the Milky Way,
It’s because he thinks he’s an Alien,
and longs to return home one day.

Poem Details | by Michael E. Harris |
Categories: childhood, children, humorous, life, mentor, stars, universe,

STARGAZER AND THE OBSERVER

STARGAZER STAR COUNTER, WHAT DO YOU SEE?

     MILLIONS OF STARS AND THE COUNTING IS FREE.

STARGAZER I ASK,HOW FAR IS NEAR?

     AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, IT'LL TAKE YOU NINE YEARS.

I KNOW LIGHT IS FAST, BUT WHERE DOES IT GO?

     IT PIERCES BLACK MATTER AND THROUGH THE BLACK HOLE.

AND ONCE IT GETS EATEN BY THE BLACK HOLE?

     ANOTHER DIMENSION AS FAR AS I KNOW.

WILL WE BE EATEN BY THE BLACK HOLE?

     NOT IN THIS LIFE TIME, THAT MUCH WE KNOW

                                                                                      autumn 2014

Poem Details | by Solomon Ochwo-Oburu |
Categories: humor, satire, sports,

Athletic stars

hot ghost chasers
around track fields
rewarded for catching none

Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: art, french, fun, funny, hilarious, humorous,

The Stars

The ***** burns bright **** set afire
A *** the universe is **** and ***** holes
****** from beyond
In the ***** of the abscess
we *** all within **** minds
ah *** ** *** *** *** ****** **** *****
God ***** ***** ** *** ****
***** **** in the ********* **** *****
Then Twilight becomes **** and ***** *** ********
**** explodes in ****** **** then *** ****** winds

Poem Details | by jan oskar hansen |
Categories: fantasy, funny, hope, stars, planet,

galaxy

The Galaxy 

On the terrace in the sun I closed my eyes
and saw coloured light dancing under my
eyelids like a galaxy that only existed inside
of me… or is the real galaxy an illusion. 
Scientists watch stars in their great telescope 
but only see what is in their heads… 
And we agree because we too only see what
is in our own mind. Ruby stars and pink moons
and the dream of immortality that our souls 
fly to a mysterious planet like our own where
death has been vanquished.   


Poem Details | by k.c chophy |
Categories: funny, senses, tribute,

in stars

In love.

We were confused;
Confused about us,
Confused about everything.
Confused because; we were in same love.
Everybody knew;
Knew about us,
Knew about everything.
Except us.
We were in love;
In love crazily in-figurable,
In love more emotions than physical.
We were in love, 
Written in stars not in hands.

Poem Details | by Alyssa Burgin |
Categories: december, humor, sky, stars, weather, winter,

Don't Forget

Midnight skies
and wondering clouds,
makes it hard to see the stars.

But don't forget
they're always there,
even when the night seems harsh.

The coldness 
slowly creeping in,
makes you want to sleep.

But don't forget
there isn't snow,
without the lack of heat!

Poem Details | by Harshath Vidheya |
Categories: funny, humor, imagination, nature, stars, sun, world,

INVISIBLE

There’s a Bug in the Sky
That Bites the Moon.
There’s a Painter in Sun
Who paints Green Leaves Brown.
Earth is a Zoo full of Humans
Created by Distant Aliens.

Air has an Invisible Pocket
That holds all the Elements.
Who Polishes the Stars?
Who Blows the Wind?
There’s a Poet in Everybody
Who Sleeps all the Time.

Poem Details | by Sonia Walker |
Categories: humor,

Night Stars

night stars 

kiss mars

Poem Details | by Ejire Michael |
Categories: cool, friend, friendship, humorous, star, stars, sweet,

I Met A Friend

I met a friend so kind and mellow;
A handsome fellow.

A brother
From another mother.

I've come to find,
he was born with a heart so kind.

So amazing and cool,
Though not a good cook

His kindness goes far
Like a shooting star.

Dedicated to Oluwagbade Taiwo

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: creation, fantasy, funny, word play,

Collaboration Of The Stars

Three stars decided to make a movie one night
Stallone said, "I'd like to act, like I'm in a fight!"
George Clooney then said,
 "I,ll direct instead!"
Mcconaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write!"

Poem Details | by Vladimir Tumanov |
Categories: car, celebrity, humor, humorous, science, space, stars,

Elon Musk in Space

Getting ready to soar to the stars, Into space launches Elon his cars. He'll be needing a car. For he plans to live far. And there's no public transit on Mars.

Poem Details | by ALKAS POETRY |
Categories: funny, humorous, poetry,

STARS ON THE FLOOR

      
        stars are up above
      but there are stars on the floor...
      I saw  when  fell down !

Poem Details | by Lochan Chugh |
Categories: for teens, funny, humor, inspirational, life, sad, stars,

Sadly, Shutter Speed

When I was new in photography,
I was hoping an adventure;
But by the end of the day
Just a lecture.

Then they picked up camera,
Aimed at a deer.
It captured even food stuck in its teeth.
They smiled and said,
“What slowed down the dear,
Is shutter speed.”

At home, In front of TV,
I was just lying.
It cried, “Tonight,
Meteors will be falling.”

At night, It struck,
I picked camera
And then woke up.

Waited whole night
And got a line,
Captured in camera.
Next day, at nine,
I presented picture.
They looked with no heed,
They smiled and said,
“All black, sadly, Shutter speed.”