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Poem Details | by
Cindi Rockwell |
Categories:
funny, humorous, math, school, student, word play,
They try to give math a happier spin
"How many times can this number go in?"
As if you are part of some numerical clique
Because you can find a square root extra quick.
It's always "add up," time's up," "divide up,"
That keeps me looking down, counting down, feeling . . . yup.
I can't find the angle for a celebration
When numbers and math are in the equation!!!
2/6/2016
Poem Details | by
Zamreen Zarook |
Categories:
age, angel, beautiful, beauty, body, boyfriend, celebration, celebrity, change, character, creation, desire, emotions, children, friendship, girl, girlfriend, hero, humorous, i love you, image, life, memorial day, memory, middle school, relationship, romantic, school, society, student, teen, teenage, truth, wisdom, woman, women, words, world, youth,
Fake Words – Zamreen Zarook
God have given us mouth,
Not to speak to north and south,
Tongue is given under an oath,
So it’s our duty to protect them both.
Girls chat fake with boys,
Having a notion that the boys are toys,
They often make varied noise,
Thinking to keep a trap on handsome guys.
Boys are also human being,
So it’s not possible being clean,
Things varies in the way they are seen,
So positive thinking will make you keen.
Boys’ minds are pure,
As it is pure bio,
So don’t try to pour vino,
Which will take decades to get cure.
Poem Details | by
J.W. Earnings |
Categories:
anger, childhood, class, confusion, crazy, dedication, children, kids, funny, growing up, growth, high school, how i feel, innocence, inspiration, life, middle school, people, rights, school, social, stress, student, teacher, teen, teenage, time, today, truth, words, writing, youth,
Numbers on
White board…names written hori-
zontally
Students ask
To go pee…right when class starts –
THAT’S just wrong…
Bathroom line
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!
People are
Not using lunchtime to do
Their business
No one knows
When to do their duties – SER-
IOUSLY?
Poem Details | by
Tasha Taylor |
Categories:
cute love, feelings, giggle, smile, student, teenage,
I see you walking down the hall.
Your gorgeous blonde hair,
Thoughtful blue eyes, and
Perfect smile make me flustered.
I try to disappear into myself
When I will pass you.
A God like you doesn't notice
People who are like me.
Somehow, you catch my eye
And you wink at me as we pass.
When you can't see me anymore,
A smile lights up my face.
The impossible actually happened!
I am left grinning like a giggly idiot,
Getting concerned glances by others.
Yet, I don't care because you smiled at me:
You with your sunshine hair,
Deep, blue ocean eyes, and
your contagious smile.
My smile glows because of your smile.
Poem Details | by
Jamey Hourigan |
Categories:
funny, health,
We bust ours
To help theirs.
Masters of the all-nighter,
Supporters of caffeine.
Sleep is but another word,
Far less important than fascia.
Pushing ourselves
For that extra tenth of a grade.
Somehow it doesn’t matter,
Those wise-second years tell us.
The boards will level us all,
Make our efforts worthless they say…
Our noses to our 700 pages of biochemistry,
Our pens doodling on our useless behavioral medicine books…
We ignore them, pushing on.
Together we have arrived…
With one goal in mind…
To make tons of money and marry super models…
Err,
To bust ours,
So we can help theirs…
Poem Details | by
Elton Camp |
Categories:
humor,
The Foreign Student
By Elton Camp
Ahamed’s command of English wasn’t so good
But to make a fine impression, he did all he could
He walked up to one of his professors in the hall
It was the South, so he nicely said, “Howdy y’all.”
“To be a member of your class is a great delight.
I overheard some students praise you last night.”
“They said you’re so smart, you don’t have to try.
It just comes naturally for you to be a wise guy.”
Poem Details | by
Carlos Kipkoech |
Categories:
crazy, earth day, funny love, high school, silly, student, sweet,
Ten minutes past time she enters,
She's too beautiful to be a teacher,
Her favorite short skirt exposes her thick thighs,
Lips red and pouting, she's a killer,
Right away my concentration flees,
Her and me far away at planet Jupiter,
With a bungalow and two exuberant kids,
I just wedded my teacher at Jupiter,
And it's Only within fifteen minutes,
Don't worry,Maybe we'll fix and visit earth later,
Bell rings,and she ends,
Only to notice,I didn't even open my locker,
Am back to Earth,not with her,but with several boys.
Poem Details | by
Warner Baxter |
Categories:
angst, confusion, education, funny, hilarious, humorous, irony, nonsense, philosophy, student,
THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WHO WAS A FRESHMAN
WHO’S STUDY HABITS WERE A MESS-MAN
TOM WOULD NEVER GRADUATE FROM YALE
HE WOULD SURELY WIND UP IN JAIL
ALWAYS HIDING AWAY FROM THE ARREST MAN
QUOTE:
" I'm so smart, I can fool myself,
but I'm too stupid to figure me out."
Warner Baxter 2015
Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
car, daughter, father, funny, humor, student,
The people who were still alive
Helped other survivors revive
All this didn’t bother
An excellent father
Who just taught his daughter to drive
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
cat, education, funny, giggle, humor, student, teacher,
my math teachers fav'rite cat
likes to wear a baseball hat
when the class stares it down
it will hiss with a frown
red sox man are where its at.
Poem Details | by
Thabiso Xulu |
Categories:
2nd grade, humorous, i love you, student, sweet, teacher, teachers day,
Who taught the world to read?
Not for money but a good deed
Taught us how to spell
And picked us when we fell
Taught us how to count
Told us the world was round
Standing in front of creatures
All with different features
Preaching in sense of teaching
Helping reach dreams that need reaching
Doctors and lawyers
Even taught the rock stars
If the world were fair
Would have seen talent so rare
I love my teacher
Poem Details | by
Jimmi Canada |
Categories:
art, beauty, character, dream, education, funny, girl, growing up, happiness, jealousy, memory, my children, song, space, star, student, wind,
Roaming in the ropes,
lubing like the tokes,
aging like the folks-
we will to get hard before blasting into the remote!
New ground that you tweet about,
...about a stout boy,
level headed,
awaits his crown,
disastrously loud-
prays of nights that go by days when there are no clouds,
or an enlightened language moving along by a count.
Poem Details | by
Ugwu Cornelius Chidera |
Categories:
humor
There once was a
student named Gest.
Among all his
classmate,he's best.
He dumped all his
books
and followed all
cooks.
Which lastly he
failed much the rest.
Poem Details | by
Mariam Traore |
Categories:
adventure, education, funny, silly, student,
I went to school
It was very very cool
But kids ate tools,
and the teachers were fools
Did I mention that they all drank from a pool
So I guess that school is not very very cool
Poem Details | by
Ethan Sherman |
Categories:
funny, school,
Being a student is rough
the courses are really tough
but when I hit May
a test each day?
You know what? I've had enough!
Poem Details | by
Lisha Porwal |
Categories:
hilarious, humorous, poetry, school, student, teenage, youth,
Time up! Time up!
Examiner's tune
Shut up! Shut up!
Teacher's tune
Hey! Can't we ban it?
We children get a year to hear
And only 3 hours to star
Can't we keep it on a little par?
Oh! I didn't mean a long year,
But at least a day
And then it will, one on one.
Teacher talks the whole day
It may be any topic
Can't we make it on a par?
Oh! I don't mean:
Be a talkative or a lecturer
But a discusser
And then it can be on any topic.
Time up! Time up!
Examiner's tune
Shut up! Shut up!
Teacher's tune
Hey! Can't we ban it?
~Generating witty and impossible thoughts will never lead us to our goals while generating positive vibes for learning everything will.
Poem Details | by
Jerome Malenfant |
Categories:
dark, humorous,
An earnest young student of Greek
Raised his hand in class so to speak.
The professor replied
“I wouldn’t advise.
After all, you’ve been dead for a week!”
Poem Details | by
Girisha Suneja |
Categories:
best friend, december, funny, future, girl, green, student,
don’t ask! don’t tell!
Daddies in the well.
Its ok you wont go to hell,
don’t ask ,don’t tell !
Never kiss and tell,
don’t tell lies ,go into your shell,
I asked ,I told ,
Now am in a hole.
Living like a hermit,
Washing off the scabs of shame,
Believing I’ am to blame.
don’t ask! don’t tell I’ am drowning in the well.
Sinking into the depths of hell,
Floating all alone.
Poem Details | by
Tahira Parveen |
Categories:
beautiful, cool, giggle, gothic, humorous, student,
Strip tease
Pay and see such a great act
Everyone’s desires fulfilled
Watch with satisfaction for what your about to see
Catching your attention don’t fall asleep
And to begin my performance…
What the…
Poem Details | by
Ironic Zink |
Categories:
humorous, imagination, student,
I am told this was the most popular baby boys' name in 1984.
I was born that year and in high school I had 40 friends; maybe more—
With the same first name to grace the locker room floor.
So I learned not to turn around when classmates in the hallway begun to hiss...
The most common name that rhymes with this.
As for the rules of this contest, I still could write my real name and give all Soupsters' the fits.
But no matter how common my name may be...
It is wondrous and with a different one, I may not even be me.
Thank you this for rhyming with hiss and thank you for giving all Soupsters' the fits!
for real—
1/07/17
Poem Details | by
Mark Toney |
Categories:
anxiety, humor, language, poetry, student, teacher, word play,
English
Anguish
Poem Details | by
April Phillips |
Categories:
addiction, anxiety, good night, growing up, humor, student, wine,
Stopped up
I hit a wall
I think I know you
Your just another trap
You make me mad
Stop shutting me out
I see you again
Your so much friendlier than your flat friend
Lean on me
I will hold you up
A rattta tat tat
You call me a cab
Its hard to leave you
I will be back
Poem Details | by
Alfonso II Warally Ngengethe Mussabwa Chris |
Categories:
12th grade, christian, education, humor, jesus, religious, student,
I remember when I was in school,
The weather was so cool
Our teacher of religion said," Jesus is God"
One pagan colleague objected ," He is not God."
Teacher was not happy to hear that word
Then I said loudly ," He is the Lord of lords."
All Christian students clapped their hands
Teacher was so happy and called her friends.
Jesus Christ is yesterday, today and forever
Our best teacher , strength, authority , power,
Our saviour, redeemer , Consolation,
Revelator, protection and solution.
We adore and worship Him daily
He is goodly , peacefully and kindly.
May 06/2023
Written for poetry contest
sponsored by Sotto poet.
Form: COUPLET
Poem Details | by
Jan Oskar Hansen |
Categories:
funny, health,
Senior Student.
Senescence...don’t know what that word means,
I forget so many words now a days.
A man called Alexander has stopped writing says
he forget dates and names of famous persons
but isn’t that what Wikipedia is for?
Senescence...old age, I read, better than senile which
is a word full ancient dust, of knowledge chipped off
an old statue, like the one I saw in Rome,
time had made his face featureless and he had lost
six fingers. Senior citizen me? I still have nine fingers.
Poem Details | by
Elton Camp |
Categories:
funny
The Foreign Student
By Elton Camp
Ahamed’s command of English wasn’t so good,
But to make a fine impression, he did all he could.
He walked up to one of his professors in the hall,
It was the South, so he nicely said, “Howdy y’all.”
“To be a member of your class is a great delight.
I overheard some students praise you last night.
They said you are so smart, you don’t have to try.
It just comes so naturally for you to be a wise guy.”