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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
body, humorous,
Oh how I long for the menopause and end this monthly curse
I was hoping things would improve, but now it’s getting worse
I turn into a chocolate craving fiend at all hours of day or night
If someone raided my emergency supply it could end in a fight
My skin can take a bashing and I end up with a spotty chin
Stomach inflates like a huge balloon, but in reality I am thin
Can’t wait for those hot flushes; it could reduce our heating bill
I could ditch my trusty thermal vest for I won’t feel the chill!!!
Tongue in cheek write
Jan Allison
26th October 2016
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, relationship,
Do you suffer from Pentheraphobia – its fear of the Mother in Law
A phrase that can strike fear in the bravest of all
For some people it’s all out war
We were pretty lucky; she didn’t interfere
And now she’s no longer with us
The words ‘mother in law’ I do not fear
Jan Allison
17th February 2014
Poem Details | by
Indiana Shaw |
Categories:
children, funny, wind,
Do slugs - I ever wonder suffer from gas
After having a session within the cabbage patch
But just in case one blows and ends up flying past
Do your darn hardest - not at it to laugh . . . ; )
Indiana Shaw . . .