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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: father daughter, health, humorous,

SUGAR DADDY - TWO LENSES

Childhood Days I’d heap spoonfuls of sugar in my tea I wouldn’t drink it without it you see That sweet syrupy drink Wasn’t poured down the sink Every single drop was supped up by me! Adulthood Dad’s diabetes made me think - Did I need to sweeten my drink So I cut sugar out And I don’t have a doubt I’m slimmer and I’m in the pink Contest: Two Lenses Sponsor Sara Kendrick 02~20~16


Poem Details | by Keith Bickerstaffe |
Categories: fantasy, easter, giggle,

Visions Of Sugar Plums


A child up past his bedtime sat and stared,
a penny now for what he's thinking,
in the garden snow was scarce,
he saw the sculpture slowly shrinking.

He hadn't paid attention
when in those mid-winter thaws
the sculpture upped and disappeared,
'cos there was Santa Claus! 

the Tooth Fairy! the Easter Bunny! 
all are real to him right now,
sparking his imagination,
causing him to giggle 
for those presents, candies, shiny quarters
made his young heart sing with joy!

Much later, as a loving father,
he'll relive these wondrous dreams, 
and enjoy them with his kids,
these wondrous dreams 
now well remembered,
of the days when he was just a boy.


Poem Details | by James Marshall Goff |
Categories: funny

Halloween Night.... Sugar Fright ( Footle)

sharp scream
bad dream!

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: allusion, christian, first love, funny, satire, valentines day,

Sugar Coated

The day for the love                                                                                                                                                                if this was every day                                                                                                                                                              not love for the day

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: food, funny, holiday,

sugar plumpling

“sugar plumpling”
dieting again—
no chocolate hearts

© February 14, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Poem Details | by Fritz Purdum |
Categories: food, health, humorous, silly,

No Sugar in Me Tea Please

No sugar in me tea please
no sugar in me tea
I like it sweet
but can't see my feet
No sugar in me tea please

No butter on me bread ma'am
no butter on me bread
If I left me chin, gotta do it again
now I got two of them
No butter on me bread ma'am

No pie on me plate sir
no pie on me plate
I crave pie a la Mode
but me poor pants might explode
No pie on me plate sir

No sugar in me tea please
no sugar in me tea
It's my fate, to lose some weight
celery replaces cake
No sugar in me tea please.

Poem Details | by G. Jay |
Categories: abuse, funny, humor, roses are red,

Roses, Violets, Sugar and You

Roses are red but we cannot deliberate any further the traits of the bed.


Violet, the princess, turn blue because she did not watch her mouth of what she has said. 


Bylaw, my Sugar sweetie's its a lampoon,  Richard Rahl should have used a chainsaw


but Due to all the outcry of all the offended audience, it's time to withdraw


Poem Details | by Marie Harrison |
Categories: adventure, food, funny, happiness, life, on work and working, peace, seasons

Powdered Sugar Mountain Fair

Powdered Sugar Mountain Fair
Ephemeral fair,
Hundreds of funnel cakes made;
Fluid team work day.

Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: confusion, funny, imagery, silly,

FAST CHOCOLATE SUGAR RABBITS

       rabbits rapidly running fast
chasing chocolate covered raisins grass
       and how long do you think this will last
as my present becomes my past
      only thing left are burping over weight bunnies
  drinking marsh-mellowed hot minted chocolate

2/18/18
by James Edward Lee Sr.

Poem Details | by Bob Wombacher Jr. |
Categories: funny, love,

SUGAR BABE

My honey has a sweet-tooth
For candy, cookies, cake.
To have  just one more midnight snack,
All night she'll stay awake.
She gobbles  down the goodies
As if to beat the band.
The wondrous thing about it is
She eats with either hand.
She starts out with her right one,
Then switches to the other.
Her diet is no lite one,
But super-sweet? Oh, brother!
And though she ought to weigh a ton,
She's just one hundred pounds of fun.
The only girl I truly love:
My ambi-dextrose turtledove.

Poem Details | by Melani Udaeta |
Categories: humorous, love, marriage,

Sugar Plate

Just go feed the cat, pretty please?
fix me a drink and add ice.
I boss you around with love
salt to your sugar 

You take care of me so well
your heart left on your apron 
love is the smell of fresh bread
that plate of sweetness.

Poem Details | by ravi kiran |
Categories: humor,

Guilty pleasure sugar

Under the hot coffee serving
from an espresso machine
I think I like these sugar cubes melting,
I guess I will just put a couple more then

Poem Details | by David Kavanagh |
Categories: allegory, cheer up, humor, humorous,

Spoonful of sugar


       A thought for today
    Look into a spoon if sad
      It smiles back at you

By
David Kavanagh