Humorous and funny Suicide poems and/or funny poems about Suicide. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Suicide funny poems!
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
allegory, allusion, analogy, creation, humor, poetry,
Sui Generis Vampire Hunter
He didn't utilize stake in the chest ...
I didn't wear onion collars,
no cross, holy water,
no prayers ...
His method was further effectual ...
It was deadly and definitive:
It used the flame. of a candle
that even burned his fingers ...!
It came from under the vampire
mosquito, full of blood, and
burned it on the wall ...
Fatal, fatal .. the vampires died,
The sucking vampires
Burnt burnt... !