Funny Poems About Sunbathing or Sunbathing Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Sunbathing poems and/or funny poems about Sunbathing. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sunbathing funny poems!

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: humor,

what keeps me from sunbathing nude

I lap up the rays of the sun
in my private country yard
away from other people’s eyes

I could sunbathe nude
no one would know
because I don’t post everything I do on social media

the one thing that is keeping me from stripping down
is the giant fly biting my foot over and over.
Ouch!