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Poem Details | by
Elton Camp |
Categories:
funny
Sunny Side Up
By Elton Camp
It’s my favorite breakfast food of all
Delicious eggs filled with cholesterol
Scrambled they can come out too dry
So sometimes poaching them I’ll try
But they way I like them cooked best
That is far superior to any of the rest
The white is set, but a runny yellow
I am not at bit afraid of Salmonella
But symptoms began the very next day
Twas off to the bathroom without delay
And so to enter the hospital I was fated
Because I became too badly dehydrated
Now when eggs I decide that I’ll eat,
The most safe cooking can’t be beat
I never again expect that I’ll decide
To eat another egg called sunny side
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
giggle,
Being of sound mind and body, this dude
Bequeaths his soul to help those who've come unglued
The world needs more giggles
And more positive signals
For a much better world to emerge with a new attitude
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories:
funny, humorous,
A bout of sloth in summer this man gets,
time on lazy clock inert mind forgets.
In the kitchen he doesn’t go,
keeps whipped eggs on portico,
while he dozes sun flame makes omelettes.
June 8, 2020
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
Checked on howmanysyllables.com
Contest : Summer Laziness
Sponsor : Mohan Chutani
Poem Details | by
Mark Toney |
Categories:
humorous, metaphor, word play,
all-around good egg
proud Waffle House novelist ...
hatching scrambled plots
11/20/2022
Poetry form: Senryu
Mark Toney © 2022
Graphic design by Mark Toney using CanvaPro
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
analogy, appreciation, dog, funny,
sunny winters hearts
snow barking yet a little
wet chow-chow barks
4/3/22
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2022
Poem Details | by
Kurtis Scott Aka Curtis Futch Jr |
Categories:
funny
its very nice
am eating rice
i sit
with no fire lit
and enjoy
oh boy
hope this is not
funny
this i can say its a nice day
its very
SUNNY