Humorous and funny Sunshine poems and/or funny poems about Sunshine. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sunshine funny poems!
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
funny, holiday
Christmas Sunshine
Make us some sunshine for Christmas Santa
It's mighty gloomy here, grey clouds over head
Put the color back into the day and moon light in the night
Bring me a tender heart and may kind words overflow
Santa you can bring it, bring it like no other
Call on the heavens to roll back the clouds
Warm my muscles and calm the aches
I won't ask for nothin' else Santa
Just put a warm glow in the sky!
Written by
Rev. Rebecca Guile Hudson
Categories:
allegory, fantasy, children, friendship, funny, happiness
Thunderstruck Sunshine
The clouds shook
A thick, black, very wet blanket out
In the Southeastern quadrant
Of the New Mexico firmament,
Complete with lightning
And growling, crackling,
Massive basso-profundo sound effects,
Inviting the sun to rest,
Take a load off,
Reeellaaaxxx!
Abrasively radiant,
Helios glared a brilliant, heated, passionate,
Steamy smile
Into the arid monsoon skies
And refused Storm’s invitation
To lie down and go to bed
Written by
Edward Mccormick
Categories:
animal, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, spring, summer
A Kiss of Sunshine
a kiss of sunshine
pouty crimson horizon
****-a-doodle-doo
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
butterfly, humorous, insect, summer, sunshine, weather
I Yearn For Long Summer Days
Anacreontic Verse
Busy buzzing bees
and beautiful
butterflies
sip nectar
from pretty flowers
in my garden.
Colourful pansies,
scented sweet peas,
pink begonias
and red carnations
brighten the borders.
I sit in the sun
enjoying the warmth
and beauty
that surrounds me.
Summertime -
I just adore
this season
of the year
albeit only
for the few
warm sunny
rain free days
that we get
on my tiny isle
in the UK!
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Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, childhood, food, children, funny, happiness
You Are My Sunshine
< covered chocolate
bursting ...... cherry implosions
over pallets tongue
a bit of sunshine
waiting for the right peeler ....
orange ya glad its you
Written by
Mary Rotman
Categories:
bird, depression, humorous, nature, spring, sunshine
Spring Attack
Spring keeps trying to get in
even tho’
I nailed the window shut
and sewed the curtains closed.
Lemon sunlight seeks the cracks;
bird song rattles the panes.
Rain hums an invitation
to come watch it reach into the earth
and draw forth the green grass.
Please…
Make it go away.
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
computer-internet, depression, devotion, funny, happiness, hope
Xanax Sunshine
Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION
JS Lambert
Written by
Viv Wigley
Categories:
humor, sunshine,
Hottest Day of the Year
Today's been so hot, skin's gone red
slept naked on top of the bed,
angry girl at the store
said “don't come back no more”
next time I'll cool off at home instead !
Written by
Anna Hopper
Categories:
funny, mental illness,
Sunshine and Daisies
I recently heard something that caught my attention
Whether it's true or not, it was worth the mention
Now I can't quote it word for word
But this is my story and what I heard
To be a writer, you must be mad
Grew up with no dad
Unexplainably sad
Your life, a mess, just downright bad
This would explain the success you've had
I won't protest
It would be hypocritical
I must confess
I'm compulsively cynical
My head isn't filled with sunshine and daisies
I might just be, one of the crazies
Written by
Hgarvey Daniel Esquire
Categories:
funny, imagination
Reflections of Orange Sunshine
A pair of pears,stare up the stairs
Watching hair, grow on the hare
The city Mayor rides on his mare
But stops to pay his fair, fare
I see the fleas; into the sea flee
Leaving much to the Imagination
Written by
Edward Ibeh
Categories:
analogy, humor, imagery, summer, sun, sunshine
Too Hot To Handle
Lounging on the beach supine
With Rayban sunglasses on.
At last, summertime is here;
A hot one at that!
The heat could roast a chicken;
A sun too hot to handle!
I am a corn on a cob;
My kernels popping!
Hey, friend, aren't you feeling this?
You're a corn on the cob, too.
I don't see you popping off!
What's going on here?
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
abuse, dark, funny, future, political, sunshine
Humpty Trumpty
HUMPTY TRUMPTY SAT ON A VERY HIGH WALL
HUMPTY TRUMPTY HAD A VERY BIG FALL
ALL THE KING’S HORSES AND ALL THE KING’S MEN
COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN
Written by
Millard Lowe
Categories:
conflict, hilarious, imagery, nature, rain, sunshine
A STRANGE WINTER'S DAY
In bright shining sun,
cold winds blow, hale-like rain falls;
winter's paradox:-
Written by
Randy Freie
Categories:
beach, body, humorous, july, sunshine,
Vanity Flare
Beneath the hot Summer sun,
Bathed in pools of sweat.
Cooking of my skin begun,
And it wasn't noon yet.
I felt my forehead fry,
And my whole body quiver.
In the heat of July,
It was baking my liver.
I hoped for a cloud,
And prayed for a drizzle.
I even shouted out loud,
But it continued to sizzle.
After two to three hours,
Had to rethink my plan.
Crusty by blistering powers,
Was no way to tan.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
food, giggle, humor, sunshine, together, uplifting
Look I Am Popping Away
I love when we sit in the hot bright sun,
add some butter or we will get well done.
Sky and water of ice blue,
better than the dull store view.
Oh! look I am popping so I will run.
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
fun, humor, sunshine, teen,
Sunday
Let’s pretend Sundays last forever
and spend hours drowsing in the sun.
Let stress slowly fade, like a passing parade
and our cares will seem light as feathers.
I hear clouds still collage on blue canvas,
and deciduous leaves turned bright colors
we’ll picnic, we’ll laugh, and lay in the grass
and this Sunday will outshine all the others.
Written by
Martin Howard Samuel
Categories:
boat, humorous, sea, spring, summer, sunshine
7 B's Of Summer
Spring is sprawling
out there somewhere
in a Bikini on a Beach
drinking Beer
toes in the sand
glass in hand
while snowflakes are falling
and winter's still here
then when good old
sunny summer comes
(and swallows do too)
oh to go Barefoot
in a Boat on the sea
Barbecue in the garden
play Ball in the park
fun in the sun 'til evening twilight
lowers the night a curtain of dark