Humorous and funny Technology poems and/or funny poems about Technology. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Technology funny poems!
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
age, funny, nature, society, technology, youth
Fall
Fall and
red yellowing
leaves in the trees
an old man sitting
on a bench
watches them
fall
and thinks of his youth
a youth
sitting on a bench
looking into his iPhone
simulates the falling
red yellowing leaves
and googles
the future
of trees
Written by
Verlena S. Walker
Categories:
freedom, funny, sexy, teacher, technology, teen
Having Sex - Footle
buck wild
rodeo style
_______________________|
PENNED ON AUGUST 14, 2014!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, marriage, relationship, technology,
He Didn'T Get the Message - Collaboration
There once was a fellow named Ted
Who recently in church got wed
His wife was in the mood
Laying there in the nude…
He was texting his friends instead!
He was sending text after text
His new wife was feeling quite vexed
'I'm after your bone -
now get off your phone ....
Or I'll leave if I'm under sexed!
A collaboration with Jospeh May
Both Poems inspired by 'And Nothing Else Matters' By Andrea Dietrich
1st May 2016
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
god, heart, humor, technology,
A World Obsessed with Technology
A world obsessed with technology
leads mankind to dismiss teleology
God has not been found by telescopes ~
I’d suggest they try a stethoscope
Written by
Gary Smith
Categories:
humorous, stress, technology,
The Curse of Technology
The curse of technology,
It has taken over me.
Fear and panic soon ensue
If I'm low on battery.
If I get no signal,
And my emails go unchecked
I fret about what's in there,
Emotionally I'm wrecked.
I need to be on facebook
Instagram or more.
I need social media,
I'm like an online whore.
Message me, give me a nudge
Send me emoticons,
Please, please, give me a like
Or I can't carry on.
Written by
Eve Roper
Categories:
addiction, funny,
Too Much Technology
computer fix, another minute, ZzzzzZzzzzzZzzzzz
by eve roper 10/21/2014
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
funny, life, pollution, technology,
I Am Sitting Inside My Smart Tv Set With My Wireless Remote Control
I am sitting inside my smart TV set
with my wireless remote control
and I can’t seem to get my wireless remote control
to work for me
can someone out there
please keep on changing the channels for me
to something else
Written by
Mark Martin
Categories:
car, funny, humor, humorous, nonsense, technology
Self Driving Cars - Bah
The car must become a freethinker
Case someone it might greatly injure
It clearly must steer
And brake and change gear
And give other bad drivers the finger
Written by
Mark Martin
Categories:
computer, funny, satire, science fiction, technology,
Artificial Intelligence - Bah
AI is worthy - but is it a pity?
Nothing's been done on synthetic stupidity
Smart may be good, but dumb gullibility
Will grow without limit and tend to infinity
Clever and cunning is not very hard
But it takes a brainbox to program a dullard
So why not SS instead of AI?
Well witless behaviour's in no short supply
Written by
Riya Melvin
Categories:
fashion, funny, missing, satire, science, technology
Upside Down World It Is
Am I wrong,
Or has the world went upside down.
What happened to all? I wonder.
While I said "hello" to my bestie,
He replied "hi" through messenger.
What happened to him? I wonder
I asked my brother to go for an evening stroll,
I will accompany you on my cycle was his answer.
What happened to him? I wonder.
While I told my old colleague "I wanna catch up with you",
We will have a video chat session was his reply.
What happened to him? I wonder.
Is it me or is it the world around me
Has the world went upside down
Or it might be me, thinking downside up.
5-March-2017
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, technology,
This Bunny Can Bang All Night For Anil Deo
Poor Energiser bunny was slow
For his battery charge had gone low
He relaxed on a barge
Got a solar recharge
Now he’s able to drum a solo
thanks to Anil for the Inspiration and to my hubby for helping with the title and line 4
04~14~17
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
computer, humor, technology,
Technologically Challenged
what is a server
i use white-out on the screen
with ev'ry typo
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, technology,
Tv Remote Control
The dude who invented the remote control certainly was a genius!
I can surf the TV from the comfort of my Lazy-Boy - 'tis so ingenious!
But even with this technological marvel I still have a complaint.
Why is it that the illusive remote is usually where I ain't?
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
computer, funny, technology,
Computers Are Annoying
I
was
about
half way
through down-
loading an update
for iTunes, when I was
interrupted by a pop-up
window asking me if I wanted to
download an even newer version of iTunes …
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
fun, funny, funny love, humor, humorous, technology
Phone Sex
I am lying in bed
With my lady
Sadie
Ready to voyage
to hades
when she whips out
an iPhone
named Teddy
sometimes Freddy
once Eddie
she texting and tweeting
her friends on line
or reading
romance novels and
books on how and where to dine
she ignore me
that’s fine
me biding my time
waiting patiently for sex
between the texts
Written by
Julie Grenness
Categories:
allusion, car, humor, men, technology,
Wheels
WHEELS!!!!
Car insurance policies,
Snafu in technology,
Male methodology,
Some men are fun and comical,
Some are not so logical,
So-called men and their vehicles,
If they've got tyres and testicles!!!!!!
Written by
Mark Toney
Categories:
conflict, film, humorous, music, poetry, technology
Six-Word Couplet Series -August 2018
Near Earth Objects
NASA watches sky
Asteroids whiz by
It's About Time
`Crazy Rich Asians'
Exceeding all expectations
Chasing Unicorns
Unicorn float stuck
Unicorn startups' luck
Truth Isn't Truth
"Truth isn't truth"
Message for youth?
Culinary Robotics
Creator robot burger
Fad or future?
Oui Oui No No
Public urinals conceived
Paris residents peeved
Take It To The Limit
Eagles Greatest Hits
Most platinum certificates
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous, prayer, technology,
12 O'Clock 12 O'Clock 12 O'Clock
12 o'clock... 12 o'clock... 12 o'clock!
How do you set this damn clock
Thought of bashing it to bits with a hammer
To get the damn flashing to stop
Always assumed I was quite intelligent
But technology has me bamboozled
Tried reading the manual but that didn't work
To comprehend, from my brain came refusal
My smart *** ten year old nephew happened by
"Not a problem dear uncle, I'll fix it"
Two minutes later, the damn flashing stopped
Felt dorkish and kind of a twit
My fervent prayer which I possess without malice
Is for technology to bury this young geek
In a deluge of bits and bytes and firewalls
Till he no longer can get a good night's sleep!
© Jack Ellison 2012
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
bereavement, humorous, technology,
Scientific Mastery
How convenient it is too see
thanks to Thomas Edison's scientific mastery.
What do you suppose he would think of us,
visiting some place like Las Vegas?
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
fun, funny, love, technology,
Re-Cycle Me
When its thought
To be
All over
Put me through a cross
Cut shredder
And store me
In a cardboard shoe box
When the technology is right
Re-cycle me
As a vanilla ice cream pop
With a dark chocolate cover
To be eaten
And loved
Just one more time
Written by
Besma Riabi Dziri
Categories:
addiction, humorous, school, technology,
Learning
There was a student who wanted to be smart
He cherished learning and studied hard
He worked seriously on his own
And success was his only hope
He realized he couldn't without his phone be smart.
February 6th, 2017
Written by
Janice Canerdy
Categories:
humor, technology,
What Robert Burns Might Say Today
O my tv's had a gray, gray screen
Since it blew up last June.
The radio plays no melody.
The piano's out of tune.
Alas! My ipod's ceased to work.
My laptop's gone kaput.
My car just died a violent death,
And now I am on foot.
When HBO plays great, my dears,
When car and gadgets run,
I'll pay thy exorbitant fees, my dears;
Then we'll all be having fun.
So fare thee well, my saviors dear.
I'll call thee in a while.
Take care of these, young fix-it men.
They're really worth a pile!
Robert Burns, Scottish poet, 1700's
entered in Julia Ward's A Light to Like Poetry Contest on June 25, 2017
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
angst, funny, prayer, technology,
12 O'Clock 12 O'Clock 12 O'Clock
12 o'clock... 12 o'clock... 12 o'clock!
How does one set the damn clock
Had to put a sheet on my new clock radio
To get the damn flashing to stop
Thought I was smart, quite intelligent
But technology has me all bamboozled
Tried reading the manual that comes with the unit
To comprehend, from my brain came refusal
My smart *** ten year old nephew came by
"Not a problem dear uncle, I'll fix it"
A minute and a half later, the damn flashing stopped
Felt dorkish and kind of a twit
My fervent prayer which I offer without malice
That technology buries this young geek
In a deluge of bits and bytes and firewalls
Till no longer he can get a night's sleep!
© Jack Ellison 2012
Written by
Ilene Bauer
Categories:
humorous, technology,
Talking To the Air
People talking to themselves
When strolling down the street
At one time were the type of folks
You wouldn’t want to meet.
But ear buds linked to cell phones
Have upended that routine,
For everybody walks and talks
To listeners unseen.
So nowadays, when someone
Is conversing as he struts,
You can’t distinguish who is sane
From one who’s likely nuts.
Written by
David Sollis
Categories:
humor, humorous, social, society, technology,
Facebooker
I post on my wall when I’m Happy.
I post on my wall when I’m sad.
I post on my wall for no reason at all,
and upload snaps of food I’ve just had.
I’m ever so popular on facebook.
I’ve got nine-hundred-and-eighty best friends.
What? – no, of course I’ve not met them all!
That’s a custom our deep-bond transcends.