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10th grade, feelings, fire, for teens, how i feel, humor, i am,
Oh, she's smoking hot,
I'm completely mesmerized.
Being a Pyro.
for teens, fun, games, hilarious, love, nature, sea,
Two lovers frolicking at sea blend,
Without any fear or gear to fend.
Icy waves tossed them round,
Teens with cams fun abound,
Flying fish rising fleet on a bend;
They were both conscious, enough to send,
Love abandoned, hands suddenly rend,
They turned back with a scream,
And saw teens faces gleam;
It was just a prank by one to trend.
Teens are people who get hungry again before
The dishes are washed, they're looking for more
Most recall I'll bet
Some the same yet
Not me, at least an hour till I could eat a horse
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th grade, for teens, funny, humorous,
The hair on her legs was weaving itself into braids
Adding beads and colored yarn
While she slept
She woke once, feeling a pinch
But had no idea
what it was
until the next day
when it was warm enough to wear shorts
And people began discussing it
James Edward Lee Sr.
9th grade, adventure, analogy, appreciation, environment, for teens, funny,
I came across a sleeping bear;
Wild in the forest, while we were camping there;
My father and camp instructor always shared;
They often said never poke a sleeping bear;
But alas I didn’t listen, as I picked up a stick…
I began sticking the snoring, sleeping bear
Laughing in delight, I turned around in fright
For I screamed and hollered there was mommy, BEAR
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
for teens, funny, humorous, inspirational, kid, life, teen,
With the brain, body and behaviour
Of a young boy,
I was standing in a hollow hall,
Continuously staring the art
Of a young artist in free verse,
On the front wall.
Finding the same category
I said, “Hi”
All walls replied back.
Is it any sci-fi?
That walls have tongue
Not only an ear.
They can also speak,
I discovered a lot more things
And started waiting
For noble prize,
But when I reached
Books said, “Surprise”
All the prizes
Of my discoveries
Were already given away,
And now I am discovering
That what discoveries
Are not done until today.
animal, class, for teens, hilarious, humorous, nonsense, write,
One time I hired a monkey
He took notes for me in every class
I would just be sittin’ there
My mind a happy blank
Well my monkey, kept busy
Scribbling on little paper pieces
At the end of the fourth week
Teacher succinctly said,
“Now class, using all your notes
I want you to write a long report.”
So this is what I then penned
“Hello, my name Bingo!
I like to climb on tall things!
Can I have a gooey banana?
Eek Eek!” How’d I get an F!
I told mom about it,
The teacher liked him better!
Why’d the monkey make an A?
She said “My bad, I never told you!
Never trust a monkey!”
for teens, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
She was a disillusionist
Sarcastic and quite nasty.
I hired a doodlebug to capture her
I paid him rather well.
She came out a nicer worker ant.
Having survived that larva hell.
for teens, funny love,
Never got the meaning of pi and thiter
Before I met the guy whose name was Peter
He untold the lie... both not a letter
Then made the sour pie even sweeter...
Said it was knowledge within a mathematical theme
Ride low and high in the fourteen seater
Cold wants to die he hands me his sweater
Removes his tie says he's getting hotter
Can't even share the weather?
Then can we even be together?
emotions, family, fear, for teens, humorous,
Christmas Day was only a week away and Peter
soon realized that he had spent all of his savings on Jeter
buying him a Super Mario game, then he thought of gathering
all those silver coins, dimes, quarters and copper pennies
from his piggy glass jar and when it broke, it made it big bang
Windy, the green-eyed cat, raced out of Peter's room meowing;
his sister Kelly assumed that an earthquake made the house shake,
" Everybody get out, grabs your jackets and hats...
Santa must be mad at us: we have been shameless brats;
be quick, run for your lives, no toys you must take! "
for teens, funny, humor, inspirational, life, sad, stars,
When I was new in photography,
I was hoping an adventure;
But by the end of the day
Just a lecture.
Then they picked up camera,
Aimed at a deer.
It captured even food stuck in its teeth.
They smiled and said,
“What slowed down the dear,
Is shutter speed.”
At home, In front of TV,
I was just lying.
It cried, “Tonight,
Meteors will be falling.”
At night, It struck,
I picked camera
And then woke up.
Waited whole night
And got a line,
Captured in camera.
Next day, at nine,
I presented picture.
They looked with no heed,
They smiled and said,
“All black, sadly, Shutter speed.”
for teens, humor, humorous, jobs, sexy, teen, teen love,
I'm love’s iPad ready for an embrace.
Steve Jobs got credit for the touch interface
But mine's up and running with all the updates
I'm love's police regulating the pace
"you took that curve a little fast - this isn't a race."
I'm love's surveyor drawing the lines
"the pilgrims want to explore a new area this time."
I'm love's conductor - whew - hear the engine whine
"A tourist wants the tunnel - he's ready and primed."
I'm love's waitress
"sir, that's not on the menu."
Love's entrepreneur hosting the venue
I'm love’s umpire right there in your face…
"sorry pal, but you’re out at second base!"
angst, for teens, fun, giggle, girl, nostalgia,
Do you remember this?
Suspenders for a teenage miss,
Real boa constrictors,
Our hip inhibitors,
Teen boy deterrents,
That's what they meant,
Elastic girdles vanished too,
I remember suspenders, do you?