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Poem Details | by
Richard Lamoureux |
Categories:
humorous,
It wasn't my fault I didn't get it done
This has been a truly horrible day
I'm telling you it sure hasn't been fun.
Oh I tried my best to do it your way
The instructions got caught up in the wind
This has been a truly horrible day
Lost from the start, with nowhere to begin
My frustration makes a whole lot of sense
The instructions got caught up in the wind.
The next thing, I'm sitting on a fence
The white pickets ripped a hole my pants
My frustration makes a whole lot of sense
You're thinking this is, just a song and dance
It wasn't my fault I didn't get it done
The white pickets ripped a hole in my pants
I'm telling you it sure hasn't been fun
Excuses Contest
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny,
I will eat liver periodically despite doc's kvetch
When I cease to function, upon my cold granite stone you may etch:
"Too much cholesterol clogged the veins of this unfortunate wretch!"
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Tied for No. 5 in Dr. Ram's "Triplet" Contest - August 2011
Poem Details | by
Sidney Beck |
Categories:
funny,
TRIPLET
If you spent most of your money on beer
In an effort to generate good cheer
The bank manager might easily jeer
He’d be looking at your balance in fear
Wond’ring if the end of your spend is near
Or should he give you a kick in the rear
You’d might still manage to be in the clear
If only you were a psychic or seer
To predict black or red by end of year
When you shed just a slight bit of a tear
The manager’d say, “I’d still hold you dear
If you take your business away from here.”
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Written for, and entered in, Dr Ram’s contest TRIPLET