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Poem Details | by Shani Fassbender |
Categories: funny

Dust

Dust
airborne
can settle
everywhere
It lands on tables and under your bed
It also clings to your computer screen
on clothes it goes
and of course
up your
nose

Pets 
people
in your food
not in the mood
In the air, everywhere, I don’t care
You can have it mop, cloth, feather duster
I don’t want it
here or there
not one
bit

So 
go clean
all over
dust if you must
Scratch me a note of “clean me” on my shelf
If I dust today it will just come back
everywhere
it settles
in my
home


Poem Details | by Anisha Dutta |
Categories: funny, math, riddle, simple,

Number Line


           NUMBER LINE                               Tetractys

                             Net
                        Nothing
                      Zero gives.
                    Free Number Line 
            to infinity proceeds nice and fine
                       Both sides right-left
                          Positive 
                         goes right.
                              Left
       shows  negatives. Center points zero.

 
  10/11/15

 Syllable count 1 2 3 4 10 4 3 2 1 10
   

Poem Details | by Rebecca Larkin |
Categories: friendship, funny, happiness, uplifting, boy,

The Flower Boy

He
Stands there
As flowers
Are placed in his
Ginger hair, the yellow and purple, blend

He smiles and poses for the camera
Glad to become
The ginger
Flower
Boy

Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

the smile for Rick Parise

The 
Smile has
Two meanings,
One, contentment
Or a facial strain of... constipation


**Michael J. Falotico contest**


Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: funny,

Mischief Maker

An example of Double Tetractys

Bored
nip out
and visit
the Library
carrying a rabbit and ask the staff
where the reverse
spell casting
books are 
kept

08/03/15

Poem Details | by Robert Pettit |
Categories: funny, on writing and words,

Blinking-eye Cupid

I would like to stay here and comment more, but that blinking-eye Cupid drives me nuts!

Poem Details | by Constance La France |
Categories: funny,

Hey, Bandit

Hey Bandit ! Why are you sitting like that ? It is very undignified you know ! Oh, you ate a whole pepperoni sub ! Was it by chance over there Bandit cat ? You bad cat! See that was for my supper ! Would you like if I ate your food ? . . . OH YUCK !!! ____________________ October 21, 2017 Poetry/Tetractys/Hey, Bandit Copyright Protected, ID 17-9514-24-0 All Rights Reserved Written for the contest, Picture Prompt Contest: Write Me Something Funny sponsor, Julie Leigh Rodeheaver First Place

Poem Details | by kash poet |
Categories: funny, loveme,

So that she gets more angry

Her red face firing eyes losing temper make me smile so that she gets more angry. Whenever she gives me a sudden kiss, talks lovingly.... something wrong I just frown. © kash poet(19th July 2011) ============================ Placement:None ;(July 2011) By:Kashinath karmakar Contest:Smiles and Frowns Sponsor:Michael J .Falotico

Poem Details | by cecil hickman |
Categories: animals, funny, life, pets

My Pet Goes (TETRACTYS)

Out,

She goes,

On a leash,

She walks with me,

Her poop drops out, around every tree.

Poem Details | by Tom Cunningham |
Categories: humor,

Mechanic Needed



Hey ! I want To borrow Your motor bike I'll let you have all the bits back later.
Written 22nd September 2019 Picture number 4. For make it five poetry contest Sponsored by Joseph May.

Poem Details | by Edward Ibeh |
Categories: humor, life, self, wisdom,

A Sense of Humor

Be
Able
To laugh at
Absurdities
Of life. Never take yourself seriously


Date written and posted: 06/27/2018

Poem Details | by Marty Owens |
Categories: food, funny

Body Enhancements

Body Enhancements

Great

Big

Fat

Juicy Donuts

Rolling one by one to my plate!


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: animal, anxiety, humorous,

SHE'S LATE, SHE'S LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE

Drat! My yoga teacher is late again I can’t hold on much longer... please send help! Image 3 chosen Make It Five Poetry Contest Sponsored by Joseph May Checked with how many syllables 9/21/19

Poem Details | by William Kekaula |
Categories: allegory, animal, humor, imagery,

Oh Snap



Bushed scrambles straddles the belled flower strands for a treacherous hold camera pose 2019 September 21 #3 howmanysyllables 1,2,3,4,10

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny, on writing and words,

INSPIRATION

Short
poem
on my heart
so lightly trips
riming riche every verse from my lips.

Poem Details | by William Kekaula |
Categories: fear, funny, humorous, life, meaningful,

Chances Are



    
Fear being the closes maximizes being the slowest runner of the two. 2019 September 21 #4 howmanysyllables 1,2,3,4,10

Poem Details | by charles messina |
Categories: humor,

The Tse Fly's Last Voyage

My...
Oh, my 
Said the cat... 
To the tse Fly 
Why did you land on the lash of my eye 

I shouted out "SHOO" tse fly...said the cat 
It was, just that 
Where you sat 
!!SPLAT!! OH... 
My

Poem Details | by Linda Fowler |
Categories: evil, for teens, fun, halloween, holiday, humorous, magic,

Halloween Party

She peers through the window and views with awe as the evil mage casts spell after spell. His dark powers cruelly destroy the children’s plans for Halloween party fun. She decides to confer with the local dragon who can notably dispel spells. The dragon breaks the mage’s evil spells and kids celebrate Halloween party fun.