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Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: humorous, school, science,

The Project

The Project


Son's science quest,
insect nest finds;
school's best project.

Saves in his room.
Wakes to doom when
with gloom, he cries.

Hundreds now crawl.
Every wall sports
hatched small mantes.


Sandra M. Haight

~9th Place~
Contest: Than-Bauk on Human Folly
Sponsor: Marugu Mo
Theme: Foolish and Funny
Judged: 03/11/2016

True Story!
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A Than-Bauk, conventionally a witty saying or epigram, is a three line "climbing rhyme" poem of Burmese origin. Each line has four syllables. The rhyme is on the fourth syllable of the first line, the third syllable of the second line, and the second syllable of the third line. 


Poem Details | by CayCay Jennings |
Categories: fear, funny,

My Human Folly

We will all die
So we cry loud
And try for thought.

Wrong lane, wrong way.
Death delay, pray.
Cars stray and honk.

Oh, please, cars – clear.
Turns appear soon,
I steer, we cheer.




... CayCay Jennings
February 13, 2016

Poem Details | by Anindya Mohan Tagore |
Categories: funny, pain,

Smoking is Injurious


"Smoking is bad, Out of fad", says my lad of eight Don't smoke again It does slain you Gives pain to us I do not bluff Said,"Enough!" Took a puff to think 26.02.16

Poem Details | by JSLambert Mister ROBOTO |
Categories: black african american, funny, people, social, uplifting, urban,

Juicy Kaboosey


her derriere in the air high eyes wearing out
Than-Bauk written for Rick Parise's contest

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: children, humor,

Grandson

"Granny let's go" With gusto said "Below . . . basement" "Gran first placement" His statement rang Payment. . . safety He said bravely . . . "hastily come, Matey" if . . . scream
Fill in the ellips line three...for line six...his line seven...I'll line eight...you

Poem Details | by Constance La France |
Categories: funny, silly,

Funny Now, Foolish Then

 
One bright fine day this girl lay stunned don't stray off paths. Not the right way fast the sway down and yea for trees. I had to pray in wet clay climb while gay birds sang. _________________________ February 13, 2016 Poetry/Than-Bulk/Funny Now, Foolish Then Copyright Protected, ID 16-756-394-0 All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym. For the contest, Than-Bauk, sponsor, Marugu Mo Third Place

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: humor,

I'm a Three

Born too austere,
even dear ones
her sneer evoked.


*Birthday is July 14.  7 + 1 + 4 = 12  so  1 + 2 = 3

Written September 28, 2014

Poem Details | by Susan Gentry |
Categories: humor, internet, life, romance, satire, silly,

Human Folly

We met online
taking time to
design profiles
 
Across the miles
we used smiles to
beguile and spurn
 
A page to turn
with well-earned tales
of learned lessons


Written 2-16-2016

For ‘Than-Bauk on Human Folly’ Contest by Marugu Mo

Form: Than-Bauk – Three Stair-Cased Verses

Tenth Place

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: conflict, humorous,

Cops And Robbers



Nabbed by a cop Tried to stop crime Said “drop the loot” Crook went to jail Made his bail quick More detail at six Turned a new leaf Tired of grief now A thief no more
3/9/16

Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: food, funny, health, on writing and words,

Than-Bauk-THE COFFEE LOVER IN ME

Coffee's my lot,
a big pot calms
a nut like me! 

Is it the drink
that my sink hates?
Stains stick like paint!

I write and drink,
when the ink stops...
thoughts shrink and fade!

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny,

My Cat

Cat That paws my lap I will flap you And zap you're gone
She claws so much that I am bruised!!!

Poem Details | by cecil hickman |
Categories: funeral, funny, life, loss, nature, seasons,

Winters Release

One frown is lost
At what cost now
Jack Frost has died

Poem Details | by Sneha RV |
Categories: humor, nature, tree,

Human Folly

Forests are felled
There once dwelled life -
Now quelled by greed.

Pulp to paper -
The razor tears
Through curtained flesh

Let’s laud our wit -
Bark - on it.. We
have writ   ‘Save trees’!


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Than-Bauk (Non staircased) Syllable count checked
Internal rhyme 


'Dwelled' is one form of the past tense for 'dwell'. 'Dwelt' is used more commonly, but I used the first version to fit the rhyme.

Poem Details | by Dr. Upma A. Sharma |
Categories: feelings, funny,

Down the stairs

Down the stairs






Swirling in air
when my hair stuck
off stairs I rolled.




Written Feb 23rd, 2016
For contest by Marugo MO


Poem Details | by Nayda Ivette Negron |
Categories: humor,

Cake Flavor

Bake a rum cake
Eat at lake shore
Is fake the taste

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny,

Wrinkles

Once you see one, damage done; more will come – just smile!
*Entry for Rick Parise’s “Than-Bauk” contest.

Poem Details | by Joseph Osita |
Categories: funny, life, work, work,

Drunkers' sentiments

Drink while alive
Leave your thrive, drink
Man's life is short

Hard work brings ache
Cold beers break stress
Pal, make your choice

Time's wing flies by
You work die-hard
We try drink well

When death arrives
When all drives cease
Whose lives well lived? 


Author: Joseph Osita
For Dr Ram's 'Than Bauk contest'

Poem Details | by dakarai cobb |
Categories: funny

THAN-BAUK again

I had to send
My new friend home,
To end the date.

Poem Details | by Nayda Ivette Negron |
Categories: humor, irony,

Snooze Time


Clock button snooze
For a doze time
After booze night













Nayda Ivette
12-1-2015

Poem Details | by kash poet |
Categories: fantasy, funny, sun,

Me eat my words

Let's have some fun
hide the sun once
and turn the time.

Call moon for light
day and night same
no bright sun there.

Who will do it?
Little bit tough
me eat my words.





© kashinath karmakar(6th Auigust 2011)
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Placement: 3rd;(August 2011)

By:kashinath karmakar

Contest:Than-Bauk

Sponsor:Dr Ram Mehta

Poem Details | by Joe Buddha |
Categories: bird, funny, silly, word play,

Word bird

Well that's absurd 
Said the bird of
The word she'd heard

Poem Details | by Nayda Ivette Negron |
Categories: humorous,

Blue Jean

Blue jean was bought
As the right size
But fit was big













For Than Bauk On Human Folly
Sponsored by Marugu Mo
Eight Place
3-10-2016

Poem Details | by Anisha Dutta |
Categories: humorous,

Helping Staff

    Helping  Staff

      After clashes
       Wife rushes prompt
      and wishes jump.
       
      Guy called inn staff.
      "It is tough , Come
       soon, sharp,help me.'

      ' Solve on your own.'
      'Come to open, Latch
      to loosen,help jump.'
       
       '
             


                     
                              
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      03/05/16



 
    

     

Poem Details | by Guy E Smith |
Categories: friendship, funny

Pooh

Share a smile
with friends while near
a pile of pooh.

Poem Details | by dakarai cobb |
Categories: funny

THAN-BAUK

One day, in jail,
Ask your cell mate
To bail you out.