Humorous and funny Travel poems and/or funny poems about Travel. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Travel funny poems!
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
humorous, time, travel,
- Patience Test -
A terrible storm in wait
Caught by a laughing flood
While his beard grows
Several laborious hours
For the animals a floating rescue
A journey to a new adventure
Take your time
Time measured, analyzed and split
17.03.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
(unrhymed couplets)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
fun, funny, life, travel,
Two Shoes
two shoes
under the chair
waiting
for somewhere to go
and someone to go with
looking lonely
but only
just waiting
for the weather
to clear
Written by
Richard Martins
Categories:
humor, humorous, travel, writing,
Travel Symphony
Flutes, ahead laying the routes
Oboes they off to Villalobos
Harps, dusting off vessel tarps
Violin silenced by engine din
Cello, matching the revving bellow
Piano sad in the canoe
Clarinets are taking private jets
Horns, fasten seatbelts the Captain warns
Cymbal off checking the gimbal
Saxophone, sorry plane now flown
Bassoon missed flight in June
Trumpets in London loving crumpets
Timpanis tanning in Florida Keys
Tambourine, ouch you forgot sunscreen
Drum in Jamaica sipping on rum
Trombones still crossing time zones
Tuba, where else but Cuba!!
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
fun, giggle, travel, uplifting, water, world
Santa Got Stranded in Florida - POTD
Santa and reindeer's were very tired,
they had one more area left to do.
This last place was very big,
it's name was Florida.
They must come in over land,
hitting the water they will make a huge splash.
Rudolph must see the tall lighthouse,
a bright light lighting their way.
It was a hard landing on the sand,
the sled broke.
Sunny Florida with warm temperatures,
a great place for Santa to be stranded.
Written by
Evelyn Judy Buehler
Categories:
christmas, color, funny, light, travel,
Merry and Bright
Christmas was only a few hours away.
Santa and elves were coming on the sleigh.
The night was filled with fair sights,
'Til the clash with festive lights.
Soon flashing, bright nosed Rudolph, led the way!
Written on 11/27/2022
Written by
Brenda Mcgrath
Categories:
fun, humorous, travel,
I Love My Truck
My new red truck is just so sweet,
I feel like I'm in heaven going down the street.
Now I look down at the cars when I stop at the light,
And I have to admit it is quite a delight!
The open road is now calling my name,
I will be travelling in style from whence I came.
The music will be cranked, and I’ll have my wife by my side.
I love my truck, my brand new ride!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humor, travel,
The Joy of Flight
Kids scream in my ears - I just want to cuss.
A drunk next to me causes quite a fuss.
Left my brief case at the gate.
Doggone flight is runnin' late.
Next time I travel I'm ridin' the bus!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved
Entry for Carolyn Devonshire's "Vacation Humor" Contest
Written by
Chrissie Morris Brady
Categories:
adventure, confusion, humor, lost, space, travel
Space Or Spaced Out
In Space or Spaced Out
Bones grow feeble without gravity
This is a serious matter, not to be taken lightly
Blood fails to reach the brain
We must bear this in mind
Space cannot be navigated by the light headed
The semi conscious, on a journey with such a faint map
Think on this seriously, it is not a joke
Spaceships lost in the heavens is a hellish consequence
Sentient beings drifting half conscious is senseless
Concentrate your thoughts so that we do not scatter
Debris in the galaxies, cleverly made
And stupidly lost.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, travel,
The ''Dirty Old Man'' Syndrome Song
When traveling among the throng
His thoughts have too often gone wrong
Alluring effects
Of the opposite sex
Have the devil stomping his prong
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
humor, travel,
- Delicate Balance -
We do it all the time
From morning to evening
Choice of direction and focus
Bad and smart choices
There is a delicate balance in life
Advertising is an incredibly effective
way to convey a message
We are concerned that it should be cheap
However, top class and comfort
Trust your gut feeling
A free travel with tailwinds and headwinds
21.03.2016
A-L Andresen :)
Written by
John Trusty
Categories:
humorous, travel,
Sweet Or Salty Crocodile
Here’s the best thing you should know,
if ever to Australia you go.
Don’t ever wind up as a feast,
for this voracious reptilian beast.
For your reasoning surely would be faulty,
if you ever “muck about” with a “SALTY”.
And don’t think he was born with a tooth that’s “SWEET”.
To him you are just another piece of meat.
So if you must visit his polluted “Billabong” retreat,
make sure the only thing he swallows is what you excrete!
For the Sweet or Salty contest
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
flying, fun, humor, travel,
It's Time To Pray
At the Airport two plonkers did say
If the Pilots female it's time to pray
Wow, how sexist are we
To say such so free
Hopefully we'll see her reversing display
.
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
humor, travel,
Phil's Gone
On the second Punxsutawney Phil could not be found
Appears he had abandoned his hole in the ground
But they found a note
He was going by boat
Seems the stress was too much; he was Miami bound
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
anger, holiday, humor, money, travel,
Vacation, Duration, Frustration, Grrr
I know of a pretty New Jersey lass
Who decided to vacation First Class
But on the very first night
Oh no! Cancelled flight
What a total pain in the ***
I'm sure her tomorrows will be better
Or she'll surely be posting a letter
If her plane don't take off soon
It could be worse than High Noon
She'll be angry, we'll just have to fetter
When things couldn't have gotten any worse
Once again she has to dip into her purse
For the flight is okay
But triple charges she'll pay
A vacation just shouldn't be a curse
.
Written by
Carol Fillmore
Categories:
animals, funny
Camel Travel
There was an old camel from Bahrain
who sought adventures far off in Spain.
He made plans to sightsee
and ordered cups of tea
then danced the flamenco on the plane.
Written by
Warner Baxter
Categories:
city, funny, humorous, nonsense, silly, travel
A Man From Rome
There once was a man from Rome
who's head was shinny like chrome
gave the world spiritual hope
was given the title of Pope
now he wears a hat like that of a gnome
Written by
Warner Baxter
Categories:
city, crazy, funny, hilarious, silly, travel
European Vacation
There once was a man from Rome
who's head was shinny like chrome
gave the world spiritual hope
was given the title of Pope
now he wears a hat like that of a gnome
~*~
There once was a girl that lived in Brussels
who married a man, now they're the Russell's
she was kind of a geek
he was more than weak
she with no brains him without muscles
~*~
There once was a girl from France
who danced on stage with no pants
she showed off her tush
but never her bush
she left the crowd in a trance
~*~
Written by
Lee Ramage
Categories:
funny, travel,
Pit Stop -- Anger Contest
Bursting for a bathroom;
Tim Horton’s stop
~ closed for cleaning
For Susan Burch’s contest
“Show Me The Anger”
Won 2nd place
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
books, friendship, funny, life, travel,
A Used Travel Book
I BOUGHT A USED
TRAVEL BOOK
2006 DK’S EYEWITNESS
TRAVEL
TO IRELAND
AT A LIBRARY BOOK
SALE
IN WESTCHESTER NY
INSIDE THE COVER WAS
HAND WRITTEN
ON THE FIRST PAGE
AT THE TOP
IN BLOCK LETTERS
“ I WENT TO PAUL AND
LISA’S WEDDING
AND ALL I GOT
WAS THIS CRAPPY BOOK
ON IRELAND”
I AM TRAVELING TO
IRELAND
THIS FALL
USING THIS BOOK
MAYBE I’LL RUN INTO
LISA AND PAUL
Written by
Polly Poet
Categories:
city, funny, travel, world,
There Once Was a City Called Havana
Havana's a great place to come,
The jazz gives you something to hum,
Drive an old vintage car,
Or smoke a cigar,
But don't get too drunk on the rum!
View more here > https://cubaholidays.co.uk/blogs/posts/119169/around-the-world-in-limericks
Written by
Mark Toney
Categories:
film, fun, humor, london, travel, voyage
Oscar-Ku 29 -Around the World In 80 Days
Phileas Fogg's trek
wild globe-trotting travelogue...
fun Passepartout
Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via wattpad.com
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
england, growing up, humor, senses, teenage, travel
Teen Spirit, a Tanka
smells like teen spirit
the impulse and ammonia
lynx and mary jane
heated hormone heavy air
fogs the windows of the bus
by gail
Written by
Gary Radice
Categories:
fun, holiday, humorous, travel,
The Leaning Poem of Pisa
I wish to share a
secret about a
landmark I've
just viewed -
the tower of
pisa doesn't
lean it's the
world that's
sadly skewed.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, travel,
The Vicissitudes of Modern Air Travel
I relax and sip my martini cruising at 40000 feet.
If only my bags arrive with me, all will be complete
I arrive in Tokyo and watch the carousel go 'round and 'round.
Although it made many circuits, my luggage could not be found!
Here I sit forlorn in the terminal in Tokyo, Japan.
Alas, my shirts and drawers ended up in Kyrgyzstan!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Written by
Emma Anonymous
Categories:
children, funny, travel,
Family Road Trip
Daddy make her scootch over
She's crowding all my space
Kid's don't eat all your snacks
You're not in some race
Can you change the radio station
This music isn't good
Honey pull over to the side
There's smoking under the hood
Mommy can you stop her?
She's looking out my window
I don't wanna read a book
I want my gameboy nintendo