Humorous and funny Tribute poems and/or funny poems about Tribute. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Tribute funny poems!
Written by
Michael Wise
Categories:
fun, humor, humorous, tribute,
An Ode To Coffee
O, black and potent beverage
each morning that I rise
you give me greater leverage
you make me strong and wise
O, elixir of higher thought
rejuvenate my mind
I percolate you in my pot
through dark beans that I grind
With sugar some would sweeten you
and lighten you with cream
but black and strong will be my brew
like women in my dreams
O, steaming dark deliciousness
please keep me wide awake
and bring me higher consciousness
upon my coffee break
© Mike Wise
3/23/14
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
friendship, humorous, me, poetry, thanks, tribute
The Queen of Poop On Poetry Soup
I post my poems on poetry soup
About farting and guys with brewer’s droop
I’ve been given a crown
And I won’t let Flo down
Be assured I’ll keep on posting my poop!
Posted in conjunction with my blog about my amazing gifts from F J Thomas
25th January 2017
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
angst, humorous,
- a Tribute To the Washing Machine -
I received an email today :
"Would you like to join
The Underpants Club"
A new underwear
directly at your door
once a month
(for only 20 bucks)
Did you say once a month?
My mother taught me
Replace after one use - without exception
In the old days
they had not heard of bacteria ...
but changed underpants
at least every other Saturday
When spring came
it was time for laundry
that took place outdoors,
at the creek or the water post
where there was plenty of clean water available
Fleas and lice are nasty
... and itches terribly
28.02.2020
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Poem Of The Day: 01.03.2020
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
humor,
A Tribute To a Major Appliance
Dear Fridge, you’re getting up in years. Oh, my!
How many now? You must be twenty-five!
The dishwasher already I’ve seen die.
How ever have YOU managed to survive?
Sir Oven also is a hanger-on,
But rarely do I spend my time with HIM!
I use his stove sometimes to cook upon.
Too bad you kitchen things can’t keep me slim!
You never rest! I open up your door.
The produce you’ve been keeping fresh I see;
The cheeses, breads, and butter, even more:
Cold casseroles and pizza tempting me!
I do not clean you often. That is mean!
I ought to prize more my appliance queen.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, clothes, humorous, tribute,
Olivia Newton John
Olivia Newton John
A stunning sex bomb
Starred in the film Grease
Talk of ‘ those pants’ never cease!
I wonder how she managed to dance
In skin-tight shiny black satin pants
At the sight of her tush
All the blokes turned to mush
And wanted to begin a romance!
For filming she’s sewn into her clothes
How she went to the toilet who knows!
Her pants sold at an auction in June
I bet the purchaser’s over the moon!
Clerimerick Couplets (Hybrid Form) Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Mark Toney
8/28/19
Written by
Lycia Harding
Categories:
food, fun, humorous, poets, tribute, words
Andrea's Poem Buffet - Tribute Limerick
A Lyrical Chef we'll call 'Dre',
whips up Writes for her Poem buffet.
She bakes Words into Rhyme
and roasts Prose in the time
it takes most just to cook a Cliché!
************************
This limerick was written for
my Soup buddy Andrea Dietrich.
Thank you for your positive
input and excellent support -
you are appreciated!. xoxo
Written by
Lycia Harding
Categories:
funny, tribute,
Kims Poetry Gym - Tribute Limerick
An eloquent lady named Kim
works her Words at the Poetry gym
Limericks put on mass
while Haiku takes spin class
and her Couplets are healthy and trim!
================
This limerick was written for my
Soup buddy Kim Patrice Nunez.
Thanks for your positive input
and excellent support. Hugz!
Written by
Wayland Bunch
Categories:
humorous, tribute, humor,
Humorous Tribute To Three Soupers
Jack the Quatrain King a possible moniker
When it comes to quatrains, he’s an astonisher
With humor and wit he deliver’s his world view
Unfortunately now, he’s part of a silly clerihew
Linda or A Poet Destroyer
I didn’t know poetry had Warriors
I read some poems and she loved to fight
I would just read and think, that aint right
Seren Roberts, a welsh girl, yes she proudly is
Call her English and you prolly won’t here gee whiz
A poet and an artist I know this much is true
But did she write a poem talking about fox poo?
This is all in good humor towards three of my favorite poets here. Hopefully no one gets offended and if they do I’ll be happy to remove this.
Written by
Kim Van Breda
Categories:
humor, poets, tribute,
Poetry Heaven
oh what a wonderful group we make
as we pen our poems and take a break
our traits range from weird to strange
in all probability certifiably deranged
leaving legacies of genius in our wake
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous, tribute,
A Limerick For Jan
A lovely young lady lives on the Isle of Man
She writes bawdy limericks whenever she can
She takes a few hits
From jealous dimwits
Who can’t write them nearly so well as can Jan.
POEM OF THE DAY on July 10, 2021
59TH ON 100 BEST POEMS OF THE PAST MONTH on July 11, 2021
51ST ON 100 BEST POEMS OF THE PAST MONTH on August 8, 2021
written July 9, 2021
Written by
Lin Lane
Categories:
humorous,
Cb Tribute Contest One-Jan Allison
To honor Jan in her own style...
I have a sweet friend whom I shall call Jan
She writes limericks like no one else can
finding humor in poop
sharing it with the soup
but it's stinky, Jan, please turn on a fan!!
~~~~~~~~~~~
October 8th, 2016
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
fun, humorous, tribute, , cute,
Cute Black Bear
Cute black bear has a perfect behind
and her manicured paws are so kind
When she sits on a chair
all the male bears just stare -
her sheer beauty, it just blows their mind!
A friend has given me a little black bear as a replacement for the soft toy we used to have in my husband’s car – I hope she lasts as long as our old ‘guard dog’!
https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/farewell_old_friend_888761
05~15~17
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
humor, tribute,
Kim
A good friend to us all is our Kim,
Who wears bikinis when off for a swim,
Of course we all dig her,
With her gorgeous figure...
But it’s Jim that Kim is keeping trim.
Written by
Daniel Turner
Categories:
appreciation, friend, funny, tribute,
A Great Community Builder
She's funny, pretty, and smart
Personality off the chart
Supportive, knowledgeable, and kind
Her comments are a treasure to find
She hehe's like a fool
I think she's perfectly cool
You've probably guessed from the clues
Community friend Susan Woo:)
October 24 2016
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
for him, fun, funny, humor, humorous, tribute
Plumber Acrostic
P Pipes corroded
L Lies, folds, and bends
U Under a sink
M Mans the phones
B Butt crack showing
E Extracts gook and hair
R Rodents and snakes
Written by
Constance La France
Categories:
tribute,
''My Funny Little Poet''
When I am sad I go to a certain chick;
A poet and friend by the name of Jan,
Of her limerick writes I am a big fan,
Happiness and smiles with just one click.
~~
I dedicate this poem to Jan Allison,
a real funny poet and friend.
____________________________
November 14, 2015
Enclosed Rhyme
For the contest, Who Are The Funny Poets
Sponsor, Judy Konos
First Place
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
for him, humorous, tribute, words, work,
The Call Guy Dedicated To Stephen Pennell
Steve works in a call center
to earn an honest bob
but some days he can't believe
the words that flow from some folks gob
They cus and curse
Then eff and blind -
you'd not believe your ears
and if he wasn't made of sterner stuff
he'd leave the room in tears!
I said to him when folks are rude
to remember the golden rule
Just imagine them sitting in the nude
that way you'll keep your cool!
So when they rant and scream and shout
He thinks of his meager pay
but still tries his best to sort them out
and ends the call with 'have a nice day'!
Posted with the kind permission of Stephen Pennell
10~16~16
Written by
Phillip Garcia
Categories:
friendship, giggle,
Cb Tribute Contest 1 - Pfft
Andrea! Gosh darn it! May shame stir your stew!
All five are favorites (yes, even Ms. Loo),
To pick one or the other would make me feel blue,
And long’s been my summer where sorrows accrue.
So PFFFT! to this poem and PFFFT! to you!
10/8/16
Submitted (with all due respect) for: CB Contest #1
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
funny, tribute,
Limerick On Valsa George
Valsa is a fairly new poet to PS! I am enjoying getting to know her through her poetry. The limerick is her funny side but she also writes quite seriously.
In lim’rick-land, Valsa digs food.
Those eating and drinking - not good.
The glutton gets fat.
The drunk acrobats.
In fairytale end, they all pooed.
4/7/2022
Paean on Poets
Margarita Lillico
See Valsa’s limericks:
Embarrassment
Drunken Driving
A Christmas Mishap
A Glutton’s Plight
Celebration
Written by
Robert Kinard
Categories:
fun, humor, silly, tribute,
The Soaps
(As the World Turns)
It’s (Ryans Hope)
(The Doctors)
and staff at
(General Hospital).
With their
(Love of Life) and
(One Life to Live).
Will share their (Passions)
and show
(All My Children)
(The Brighter Day).
In their
(Search for Tomorrow),
at (The Edge of Night)
in (Dark Shadows).
(The Secret Storm)
hit (Sunset Beach)
(Port Charles)
(Texas)
With a (Loving) and
(Guiding Light),
(Santa Barbara)
shows (Bright Promise)
as (Another World) for
(The Bold and the Beautiful).
Written by
Charlie Knowlton
Categories:
funny, poetess, tribute,
Tribute To Jan
There is a quick poet named Jan
Who hails from the Isle of Man
Her limericks border
on Soup`s law and order
Here`s hoping that Jan is not banned.
Written by
Simon Hamill
Categories:
friend, fun, funny, tribute,
Fan of Jan
I`VE BEEN READINGS LIMERICKS BY JAN,
TO EMULATE THE BEST THAT I CAN.
SHE CAN WRITE ABOUT POOH,
STICKY STUFF AND GOO.
WITH THE SAME SENSE OF HUMOUR AS A MAN.
NOW I WILL HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT DIRK,
ALWAYS ACTING AND BEING A JERK.
HE WOULD GET OUT HIS WEENUS,
SAYS IT LOOKS LIKE A P*N*S.
YOU CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT THE BIG BERK.
SO THAT WAS MY LIMERICK FOR JAN,
I EMULATED THE BEST THAT I CAN.
BUT SHES THE LIMERICK QUEEN,
YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
KEEP MAKING US ALL SMILE, PLEASE JAN.
Written by
Regina Elliott
Categories:
6th grade, 7th grade, funny, humorous, tribute,
Poot-Toot University
Can't believe I'm penning this mess,
but I must address the gifted poetess,
Jan Allison has a degree from the
distinguished Poot-Toot University,
she has a PhD in Fartology.
An expert she is,
and, gee whiz,
anyone who writes of farts
so funnily,
is the "Queen of Flatulence,"
a PoetrySoup decree!
And yes, I know some are offended
by potty humor,
but we need comic relief in
the literary til we laugh ourselves
into a stupor,
as this world has much strife,
even if it's gaseous,
laughter heals life. ~
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
funny, muse, poets, silly, tribute, writing
Christina
Once a muse named Christina
who had the wisdom of Athena
made a suggestion
sage without question
and I followed into that arena
she recommended that I write
‘bout fairy tale characters with bite
now there are many
to choose aplenty
I’ll be writing late into the night
Although Christina does not know it
she's turned me to a kind of poet
who can be silly
write willy nilly
and be careful that I don't blow it!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous, tribute, me,
Attila the Hun
Attila the Hun was a kindly old soul
He raped and plundered the land
With the aid of his murderous henchmen all
A truly psychotic man
The kind of man you'd like as a friend
If you love to ransack and pillage
Hitler was another of these murderous souls
Marauding each town and village
Need more of the likes of Benito Mussolini
Such honourable leaders all
But I harken back to Attila the Hun
His exploits leave me enthralled
May seem like I've tumbled over the edge
But I blame it on dear Eileen Ghali
She poked and prodded me into submission
Could no longer dilly and dally
© Jack Ellison 2013
Dedicated to my dear good friend Eileen Ghali!