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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: humor,

A Tribute to a Major Appliance

Dear Fridge, you’re getting up in years. Oh, my! How many now? You must be twenty-five! The dishwasher already I’ve seen die. How ever have YOU managed to survive? Sir Oven also is a hanger-on, But rarely do I spend my time with HIM! I use his stove sometimes to cook upon. Too bad you kitchen things can’t keep me slim! You never rest! I open up your door. The produce you’ve been keeping fresh I see; The cheeses, breads, and butter, even more: Cold casseroles and pizza tempting me! I do not clean you often. That is mean! I ought to prize more my appliance queen.


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: friendship, humorous, me, poetry, thanks, tribute,

THE QUEEN OF POOP ON POETRY SOUP

I post my poems on poetry soup About farting and guys with brewer’s droop I’ve been given a crown And I won’t let Flo down Be assured I’ll keep on posting my poop! Posted in conjunction with my blog about my amazing gifts from F J Thomas 25th January 2017

Poem Details | by Michael Wise |
Categories: fun, humor, humorous, tribute,

An Ode to Coffee

O, black and potent beverage
each morning that I rise
you give me greater leverage
you make me strong and wise

O, elixir of higher thought
rejuvenate my mind
I percolate you in my pot
through dark beans that I grind

With sugar some would sweeten you
and lighten you with cream
but black and strong will be my brew
like women in my dreams

O, steaming dark deliciousness
please keep me wide awake
and bring me higher consciousness
upon my coffee break


© Mike Wise
 3/23/14

Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: angst, humorous,

- A Tribute To The Washing Machine -


I received an email today :
"Would you like to join
The Underpants Club"
A new underwear
directly at your door
once a month
(for only 20 bucks)
Did you say once a month?
My mother taught me
Replace after one use - without exception

In the old days
they had not heard of bacteria ...
but changed underpants
at least every other Saturday
When spring came
it was time for laundry
that took place outdoors,
at the creek or the water post
where there was plenty of clean water available
Fleas and lice are nasty
... and itches terribly








28.02.2020
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Poem Of The Day: 01.03.2020

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, clothes, humorous, tribute,

OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN

Olivia Newton John A stunning sex bomb Starred in the film Grease Talk of ‘ those pants’ never cease! I wonder how she managed to dance In skin-tight shiny black satin pants At the sight of her tush All the blokes turned to mush And wanted to begin a romance! For filming she’s sewn into her clothes How she went to the toilet who knows! Her pants sold at an auction in June I bet the purchaser’s over the moon! Clerimerick Couplets (Hybrid Form) Poetry Contest Sponsored by Mark Toney 8/28/19

Poem Details | by Lycia Harding |
Categories: food, fun, humorous, poets, tribute, words, writing,

Andrea's Poem Buffet - Tribute Limerick

A Lyrical Chef we'll call 'Dre',
whips up Writes for her Poem buffet.
She bakes Words into Rhyme
and roasts Prose in the time
it takes most just to cook a Cliché!



************************
This limerick was written for 
my Soup buddy Andrea Dietrich. 
Thank you for your positive 
input and excellent support - 
you are appreciated!. xoxo

Poem Details | by Lycia Harding |
Categories: funny, tribute,

Kims Poetry Gym - Tribute Limerick

An eloquent lady named Kim
works her Words at the Poetry gym
Limericks put on mass
while Haiku takes spin class
and her Couplets are healthy and trim!



================
This limerick was written for my 
Soup buddy Kim Patrice Nunez. 
Thanks for your positive input 
and excellent support. Hugz!

Poem Details | by wayland bunch |
Categories: humorous, tribute, humor,

Humorous Tribute to Three Soupers

Jack the Quatrain King a possible moniker 
When it comes to quatrains, he’s an astonisher
With humor and wit he deliver’s his world view
Unfortunately now, he’s part of a silly clerihew 


Linda or A Poet Destroyer
I didn’t know poetry had Warriors 
I read some poems and she loved to fight 
I would just read and think, that aint right


Seren Roberts, a welsh girl, yes she proudly is
Call her English and you prolly won’t here gee whiz
A poet and an artist I know this much is true
But did she write a poem talking about fox poo?


This is all in good humor towards three of my favorite poets here. Hopefully no one gets offended and if they do I’ll be happy to remove this.

Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humor, tribute,

Kim

A good friend to us all is our Kim,
Who wears bikinis when off for a swim,
Of course we all dig her,
With her gorgeous figure...
But it’s Jim that Kim is keeping trim.

Poem Details | by Kim van Breda |
Categories: humor, poets, tribute,

POETRY HEAVEN

oh what a wonderful group we make as we pen our poems and take a break our traits range from weird to strange in all probability certifiably deranged leaving legacies of genius in our wake

Poem Details | by Thomas Martin |
Categories: appreciation, encouraging, humorous, inspirational, poetess, poetry, tribute,

To Jan

on small island
lives the lovely poet
Jan
inspired to her poetry
by good deeds and humor
and grace of expression

Poem Details | by Daniel Turner |
Categories: appreciation, friend, funny, tribute,

A Great Community Builder

She's funny, pretty, and smart
Personality off the chart
Supportive, knowledgeable, and kind
Her comments are a treasure to find
She hehe's like a fool
I think she's perfectly cool
You've probably guessed from the clues
Community friend Susan Woo:)


    October 24 2016

Poem Details | by Katrina Salem |
Categories: adventure, art, confusion, daughter, dedication, devotion, fantasy, funny, growing up, happiness, hope, imagination, inspirational, life, love, mystery, nature, on work and working, on writing and words, passion, peace, romance, social, sympathy, teen, thank you, time, travel, tribute, uplifting, visionary, words,

Enigma's Calling

Extraordinary, I am 
Craving for unusual thoughts
Endless exploration without boundary
Understanding  the gift I shouldn't fought
 
Invisible drawings in my mind
Playing with the words in my head
My passion
The food of my soul
 
I feel so lucky
The random thoughts
A lifetime companion
A self esteem builder
A goal planner
Be my forever life saver
 
I write more
I talk less
I want to please
I chose to bore
 
What tickles me the most
Is to know what I'm for
Thinking is my love
When  my mind goes empty
That's when I hate
 
My day dreaming lust
Organizing things in my mind
Playing roles of simulation
Where images of art is my vision
And words of attitude is my heart

Poem Details | by Lin Lane |
Categories: humorous,

CB Tribute Contest One-Jan Allison

To honor Jan in her own style...

I have a sweet friend whom I shall call Jan
She writes limericks like no one else can
finding humor in poop
sharing it with the soup
but it's stinky, Jan,  please turn on a fan!!


~~~~~~~~~~~
October 8th, 2016





Poem Details | by Constance La France |
Categories: tribute,

''My Funny Little Poet''

When I am sad I go to a certain chick; A poet and friend by the name of Jan, Of her limerick writes I am a big fan, Happiness and smiles with just one click. ~~ I dedicate this poem to Jan Allison, a real funny poet and friend. ____________________________ November 14, 2015 Enclosed Rhyme For the contest, Who Are The Funny Poets Sponsor, Judy Konos First Place

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: fun, humorous, tribute, , cute,

CUTE BLACK BEAR

Cute black bear has a perfect behind and her manicured paws are so kind When she sits on a chair all the male bears just stare - her sheer beauty, it just blows their mind! A friend has given me a little black bear as a replacement for the soft toy we used to have in my husband’s car – I hope she lasts as long as our old ‘guard dog’! https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/farewell_old_friend_888761 05~15~17

Poem Details | by Ray Gridley |
Categories: humor, tribute,

Ode To Jan - Queen of Poop

Jan's humourous submissions
About human emissions
Are tastefully turned into verses.
If we suffered those things
That digestion brings
We'd need lost of visits from nurses.

Now Jan's let us know
That we all have to go
And she don't mean to heaven or hell
But places at home
Where we sit on our throne
And hope that we don't leave a smell.

If you took Jan apart
You will find a big heart
She humours us with every caper
I can't put down more,
As it's been quite a chore
To write this on clean toilet paper.

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: for him, fun, funny, humor, humorous, tribute, work,

Plumber Acrostic

P     Pipes corroded

L     Lies, folds, and bends 

U     Under a sink

M     Mans the phones

B     Butt crack showing

E     Extracts gook and hair

R     Rodents and snakes

Poem Details | by Phillip Garcia |
Categories: friendship, giggle,

CB Tribute Contest 1 - PFFT

Andrea!   Gosh darn it!  May shame stir your stew!
All five are favorites (yes, even Ms. Loo),
To pick one or the other would make me feel blue,
And long’s been my summer where sorrows accrue.
So PFFFT! to this poem and PFFFT! to you!


10/8/16
Submitted (with all due respect) for:  CB Contest #1

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: for him, humorous, tribute, words, work,

THE CALL GUY DEDICATED TO STEPHEN PENNELL

Steve works in a call center to earn an honest bob but some days he can't believe the words that flow from some folks gob They cus and curse Then eff and blind - you'd not believe your ears and if he wasn't made of sterner stuff he'd leave the room in tears! I said to him when folks are rude to remember the golden rule Just imagine them sitting in the nude that way you'll keep your cool! So when they rant and scream and shout He thinks of his meager pay but still tries his best to sort them out and ends the call with 'have a nice day'! Posted with the kind permission of Stephen Pennell 10~16~16

Poem Details | by Charlie Knowlton |
Categories: funny, poetess, tribute,

Tribute to Jan





                          There is a quick poet named Jan
                          Who hails from the Isle of Man
                          Her limericks border
                          on Soup`s law and order
                          Here`s hoping that Jan is not banned.

Poem Details | by Robert Kinard |
Categories: fun, humor, silly, tribute,

The Soaps

(As the World Turns)
It’s (Ryans Hope)
(The Doctors)
and staff at 
(General Hospital).
With their
(Love of Life) and 
(One Life to Live).
Will share their (Passions)
and show
(All My Children) 
(The Brighter Day).

In their 
(Search for Tomorrow),
at (The Edge of Night)
in (Dark Shadows).
(The Secret Storm)
hit (Sunset Beach)
(Port Charles)
(Texas)

With a (Loving) and 
(Guiding Light),
(Santa Barbara)
shows (Bright Promise)
as (Another World) for 
(The Bold and the Beautiful).

Poem Details | by Indiana Shaw |
Categories: appreciation, brother, education, funny, tribute,

You Know Nuffin

YOU KNOW NUFFIN

Having a preacher as a brother, he's Ok, as far as a brother goes
But; I am forever Bible-bashing him, just to keep him on his toes

Indiana Shaw . . . 

“I've no worries, slanging my big brother off, it’s his job to forgive me” . . . ; )

"But; I've no idea why he keeps holding that cross out, on passing me" . . . : /

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous, tribute, me,

Attila The Hun



Attila the Hun was a kindly old soul He raped and plundered the land With the aid of his murderous henchmen all A truly psychotic man The kind of man you'd like as a friend If you love to ransack and pillage Hitler was another of these murderous souls Marauding each town and village Need more of the likes of Benito Mussolini Such honourable leaders all But I harken back to Attila the Hun His exploits leave me enthralled May seem like I've tumbled over the edge But I blame it on dear Eileen Ghali She poked and prodded me into submission Could no longer dilly and dally © Jack Ellison 2013 Dedicated to my dear good friend Eileen Ghali!

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: adventure, angst, confusion, dark, dedication, depression, devotion, education, faith, farewell, funny, humorous, imagination, introspection, lonely, loss, lost, memory, pain, parody, passion, people, places, retirement, sad, science fiction, sorrow, sorry, space, star, teacher, time, travel, tribute, visionary,

Solitude: To Yoda, An Ode

Green bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.

Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.

Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs, my spaceship, to bitter rust.

Mist, my soul forever permeates,
Lift-off, booms the rocket’s thrust.

My spirit when light returns, elates,
Swamps swell, swallowed hope’s swirling dust.

Trapped, I am, until student from fate
Arrives to learn; Cloud City or bust.