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Poem Details | by PJ Gongora |
Categories: conflict, confusion, evil, hilarious, society, trust, truth,

Why People Lie

Some people lie for no reason at all
While many lie with a great reasoning
Most lie to safeguard and be saved from fall
Others let themselves be blamed for speaking. 

Few lie for a good acceptable cause
And many just construct a cause to lie
Its not always the flip side of truth's pause
Sometimes a lie stands on its own clean tie. 

For lying is a complex social act
More than a habit but a human trait
To be a well functional artefact
Protecting expectations truth can't wait.

Lies cover up another truth to suit
Or made to create a new set of truth.


Poem Details | by Freddie Robinson Jr. |
Categories: car, humor, satire, trust,

Me and My Mechanic


Me and my mechanic,
we be tight
Whenever my ride goes down,
he get it running right
My mechanic is a real auto pro,
when I send my car to him,
nowhere else do I need go
And on top of that,
he works with your checkbook,
he's very affordable
If you don't have a mechanic like mine,
when your car stops running, you're gonna be
reaching deep in your pockets every time
Paying for this, paying for that
Paying til you're down to your last dime,
and you're broke and have to walk
I suggest you walk right on over
to this good mechanic of mine,
he'll get your car back running fine ...
and leave some money in your pocket too
Saving you some leather on the bottom of your shoe

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, marriage, men, psychological, relationship, trust, women,

How to give a guy a premarital suitability exam

Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze

Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: devotion, giggle, love, lust, sexy, song, trust,

unnamed song's sexy chorus

Snuggling and cuddling,
Caressing and fondling,
And all those other tender things
That happen in the night.
Teasing and tickling,
Sighing and giggling,
And so much profound feeling
When we hold each other tight.

Poem Details | by Julian Bohan |
Categories: betrayal, bible, character, conflict, easter, faith, farewell, giggle, history, paradise, people, power, psychological, religious, sorry, storm, travel, tribute, trust, women,

THEO-OLIGARCHIC HAPPENINGS IN SLOVENIA


URAN'S WILLY

Taking sides in discussions holily
About whether Uran used his willy
Means you're trapped in their game -
Either side is the same:
**** distracts, cash departs, crowd stays silly.



Story:
http://www.sloveniatimes.com/scandals-in-the-slovenian-church-to-go-on


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand interprets important Slovenian affairs for the non-Slovene speaking world. 


www.maria.si

Poem Details | by Tony Devers |
Categories: humorous, love, trust,

My Love Is

My love is constant as the clouds
That flit across the sky.
In sleep I call her name aloud

Though when awake I am too proud
To let her hear me cry.
My love is constant as the clouds

Her fertile valleys I have ploughed
And over them I fly.
In sleep I call her name aloud

Does her affection wear a shroud?
If so she won’t say why.
My love is constant as the clouds

She picked me from the madding crowd,
It’s her rules that apply.
In sleep I call her name aloud

With such sincerity avowed
Am I to be denied?
My love is constant as the clouds
In sleep I call her name aloud

Poem Details | by Daniel Turner |
Categories: humorous, love,

Trust Me Baby This Is Love

One thought of her and your heart skips a beat
Which prompts the little boy inside to squirm
That sends a tingling feeling to your feet
You feel as clumsy as a pachyderm

The stomach starts to tumble like a weed
You're breath is labored like you ran a mile
The loneliness begins to feel the need
If that ain't love, then why that silly smile

And yet you tell yourself,"I'm not in love"
"I do not want this happening to me"
You never thought you'd find the one dreamed of
In all those dreams that end so happily

How quickly one forgets love causes pain
Love feels so good it short circuits the brain


       July 16 2017
    by Daniel Turner

Poem Details | by Elizabeth Duran |
Categories: appreciation, conflict, fun, funny, love, trust,

Unicorn of love

With eyes like stars you are forever mine
I love you today and forever more
I promise to love you for all of time,
I'll never break the heart that I adore

What fancy way to cover excrement
And dress it up in fancy bows of love
Is your mind so hypnotized by heaven sent
you cant see past the elements of

A pseudo adornment? DOES NOT EXIST!
Promises of forever or never?
Fake news! C’mon, at least just spare me this!
No one can promise these things forever.

Love is a delicate thing to express;
not taken lightly, not used in excess.

Poem Details | by Jesse Day |
Categories: confusion, funny, hope, muse, satire, trust, truth,

A Sweet Little Lie

I struggle to tell her this truth,
I consult with her pleasing smile.
Woe is a world where flaws exist,
As stains breed until flavors amend.
She hears me mince through fearful smarm,
Pandora hopes she leaves this peek alone.
A whim which daunts a doting kiss,
My muse weeps with this ugly breath.
If her heart breaks then mine will too,
She deserves a sweet little lie.
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Poem Details | by CHRISDAD KOJO ARTHUR |
Categories: betrayal, hilarious, humanity, hyperbole, relationship, repetition, trust,

HUMBLE REQUEST

 HUMBLE REQUEST
Life,if you could be nice to me for a second,
Trust me, I will make you proud
I will grow to become a legend
For even without words, my presence will be so loud


Trust me, I will make you proud
You and I will be respected by all and sundry
For even without words, my presence will be so loud
You, success and I will become one family

You and I will be respected by all and sundry
I shall defend you when men brand you unfair
You, success and I will become one family
Love, joy and happiness  will we share

I shall defend you when men brand you unfair
under one roof we lay
Love, joy and happiness  will we share
So life, please be nice and pave the way.

Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: england, humor, marriage, political, society, trust, wisdom,

Corbyn's Labour

From something old
Comes something new
A different shade 
More red than blue
From Old Labour
Borrowing
Good favour
And
A following

by Gail












Poem Details | by Samuel O. E. D'phoenix |
Categories: best friend, crush, desire, feelings, first love, funny love, trust,

YOU ARE HERE

Even if it took a thousand years,
Reaching you would still be near.
Indeed you must be a pearl,
Knowing this calms my fear;
And my gentle heart stares.

Oh! How odd are these words
Misleading as a wrong note on the cord
Ordering this joy to be bored
Rest assured this love is undying 
Even though it comes from one in white clothing
Given to you for safe keeping
Endanger not, this treasured offering.

Poem Details | by J.W. Earnings |
Categories: animal, cat, funny, happy, tribute, trust, uplifting,

CATS ARE CUTE

(TRIPLE HAIKU in fact...)

Awww...cats are so cute!
Rubbing against my 2 legs
Adoriddible! 

I head to my room
They watch me like a shepherd
My sheep follow me!

My little buddy
Follows me into bathroom 
Hope she turns her head

Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: funny, life, trust, truth,

The actors

the actors 
are much better now

the stage is set
invisible
the lighting is lit
natural
the costumes are stitched
realistic

they are 

all around you
beautiful
believable
trust-able

listen closely
and
squint your eyes 
to see them

or just 
trust-me

Poem Details | by James Ph. Kotsybar |
Categories: funny, science, trust,

Theory Of Everything

Researchers assume they can trust their GUT –
that is their Grand Unified Theory.
This simple answer is close, they think, but
the resolution’s still a bit bleary.

They’ve linked electromagnetic with weak,
on their way to full unification
but, for final culmination, must seek
the gravity of the situation.

They trust they’ll find the graviton one day,
through their particle acceleration.
Without this carrier to show the way,
they’re lacking complete illumination.

And thus they hesitate to claim they know,
since, still in the dark, they may stub their TOE. 

Poem Details | by Jimmi Canada |
Categories: cute, fear, future, gender, giggle, girl, hip hop, thank you, time, together, tribute, trust, voyage,

Time

The new bequeathed, betrothed washer of the whites,

the groove internal brew,

sours over scrapes turbulence and the dance...

The new smooch of the latent potent precursor.

Poem Details | by Jimmi Canada |
Categories: art, assonance, celebrity, desire, grief, guitar, hair, how i feel, humorous, hyperbole, image, judgement, leaving, poets, proposal, true love, trust,

This time

Flushed,

kicked to the curb and stunned,

waanning, waanning and crumbling crumbs,

dispelled as dumbed,

come backs like lakes of water aren't even fun,

toned and intonated,

17 things to endanger-
39 to reconnoiter,

there was nothing to do,

nowhere to go,

some people showed,

they were enhanced,

I was so gold-

aggrandized yet grow'd,

I couldn't even agree with the folks,

got stunned and littered as the roads,

melted plaster and recreated the last masters focused.

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, crazy, funny, humorous, light,

My Brain Trust

Playing Trivia Pursuit verifies I learn little
About things that don't concern people, animals, or us,
Biology, and zoology, I never fiddle.
And subjects like paleontology I do not fuss,
Median, means and mode in math to me means middle,
Historical data I could never try to rush,
Spanish to me is an impossible mysterious riddle,
When I think of all this knowledge, I marvel and I cuss
That I can successfully cook an omelet in a griddle, 
Since I was stuck with my idiotic sad little brain trust.


Poem Details | by Phoenix Szentesi |
Categories: cute love, funny love, love,

TRUST ME BABY THIS IS LOVE

One beautiful night you were standing there
On the other side of the dark pathway
I started to go over do I dare? 
I try to think of words to maybe say 

The moonlight makes your black hair look frozen 
Wait no! What type of shocking line is that?
With the lack of light your eyes look sunken
I should just go and slink off as a cat!

He turned his head finding my nervous gaze 
Gave me a smile I could barely see  
Making my silly heartbeat start to raise
I returned his smile to show my glee

He said would it be wrong my little white dove
If I said trust me baby this is love


22/06/2017

Poem Details | by Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart |
Categories: humor, political,

In God We Trust

Let God take the wheel.
Or so I've heard it said;
If he's the designated driver
Pray,
Trump passed his Drivers' Ed.

Poem Details | by Mark Martin |
Categories: confidence, humor, innocence, trust,

Beware of this man

I don't make cold calls nor do I mail spam
Yet others accuse me of running a scam
A chance for a fortune - to get rich real quick
A solid gold ingot that's just a lead brick
Pass this on further just like a chain letter
A miracle cure all to make you feel better
The 'gyptians might build up their great pyramids
But I can scheme Ponzi - let's earn a few quid
Just give me your details to get to your bank
I'll empty your savings - no need to say thanks

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: funny, trust, wisdom,

You Don't Say

I 
can 
keep
a secret.
It’s just the 
people I share
it with that cannot  

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: funny, sleep, trust,

What did I say

If
you
want
her to
listen to
every word
you say & give
you her undivided 
attention; just be sure
that you talk your sleep ..

Poem Details | by richard nnoli |
Categories: africa, deep, friendship, humor, people, trust,

In the green grass

in the green grass
let the God be bless
for eternity his wonders
are numerous

let the herb be 
let life be for peace
the God made man 
right in west africa
the dogons testify
this prove far above 
the blue sky lies the 
dark star
a Genesis lesson
for the hunters

bless life 
speak peace 
gave life 
but don't be blind 
in the wilderness
cos the hunters are 
still wild 
they don't sleep 
so when you trust the forest
remember
the green snake 
in the green grass

Poem Details | by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr |
Categories: adventure, humorous,

HAVE SOME TRUST

this is a must
no need to fess
or get decuess
life like dust
get off the rust
and have
SOME TRUST