Humorous and funny Trust poems and/or funny poems about Trust. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Trust funny poems!
Written by
Deb M
Categories:
heart, humor, me, trust,
LESSON LEARNT -POTD
Gullible I am
Gullible I will always be
Been burnt many a time
Lesson learnt….No Siree!
Soft hearted, trusting
Is who I am
Will I ever change
Lesson learnt…No Ma’am!
Written by
Pj Gongora
Categories:
conflict, confusion, evil, hilarious, society, trust
Why People Lie
Some people lie for no reason at all
While many lie with a great reasoning
Most lie to safeguard and be saved from fall
Others let themselves be blamed for speaking.
Few lie for a good acceptable cause
And many just construct a cause to lie
Its not always the flip side of truth's pause
Sometimes a lie stands on its own clean tie.
For lying is a complex social act
More than a habit but a human trait
To be a well functional artefact
Protecting expectations truth can't wait.
Lies cover up another truth to suit
Or made to create a new set of truth.
Written by
Freddie Robinson Jr.
Categories:
car, humor, satire, trust,
Me and My Mechanic
Me and my mechanic,
we be tight
Whenever my ride goes down,
he get it running right
My mechanic is a real auto pro,
when I send my car to him,
nowhere else do I need go
And on top of that,
he works with your checkbook,
he's very affordable
If you don't have a mechanic like mine,
when your car stops running, you're gonna be
reaching deep in your pockets every time
Paying for this, paying for that
Paying til you're down to your last dime,
and you're broke and have to walk
I suggest you walk right on over
to this good mechanic of mine,
he'll get your car back running fine ...
and leave some money in your pocket too
Saving you some leather on the bottom of your shoe
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, marriage, men, psychological, relationship, trust
How To Give a Guy a Premarital Suitability Exam
Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze
Written by
Daniel Turner
Categories:
humorous, love,
Trust Me Baby This Is Love
One thought of her and your heart skips a beat
Which prompts the little boy inside to squirm
That sends a tingling feeling to your feet
You feel as clumsy as a pachyderm
The stomach starts to tumble like a weed
You're breath is labored like you ran a mile
The loneliness begins to feel the need
If that ain't love, then why that silly smile
And yet you tell yourself,"I'm not in love"
"I do not want this happening to me"
You never thought you'd find the one dreamed of
In all those dreams that end so happily
How quickly one forgets love causes pain
Love feels so good it short circuits the brain
July 16 2017
by Daniel Turner
Written by
Jesse Day
Categories:
confusion, funny, hope, muse, satire, trust
A Sweet Little Lie
I struggle to tell her this truth,
I consult with her pleasing smile.
Woe is a world where flaws exist,
As stains breed until flavors amend.
She hears me mince through fearful smarm,
Pandora hopes she leaves this peek alone.
A whim which daunts a doting kiss,
My muse weeps with this ugly breath.
If her heart breaks then mine will too,
She deserves a sweet little lie.
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Sponsor: Lewis Raines
Written by
Tony Devers
Categories:
humorous, love, trust,
My Love Is
My love is constant as the clouds
That flit across the sky.
In sleep I call her name aloud
Though when awake I am too proud
To let her hear me cry.
My love is constant as the clouds
Her fertile valleys I have ploughed
And over them I fly.
In sleep I call her name aloud
Does her affection wear a shroud?
If so she won’t say why.
My love is constant as the clouds
She picked me from the madding crowd,
It’s her rules that apply.
In sleep I call her name aloud
With such sincerity avowed
Am I to be denied?
My love is constant as the clouds
In sleep I call her name aloud
Written by
Elizabeth Duran
Categories:
appreciation, conflict, fun, funny, love, trust
Unicorn of Love
With eyes like stars you are forever mine
I love you today and forever more
I promise to love you for all of time,
I'll never break the heart that I adore
What fancy way to cover excrement
And dress it up in fancy bows of love
Is your mind so hypnotized by heaven sent
you cant see past the elements of
A pseudo adornment? DOES NOT EXIST!
Promises of forever or never?
Fake news! C’mon, at least just spare me this!
No one can promise these things forever.
Love is a delicate thing to express;
not taken lightly, not used in excess.
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
england, humor, marriage, political, society, trust
Corbyn's Labour
From something old
Comes something new
A different shade
More red than blue
From Old Labour
Borrowing
Good favour
And
A following
by Gail
Written by
J.W. Earnings
Categories:
animal, cat, funny, happy, tribute, trust
Cats Are Cute
(TRIPLE HAIKU in fact...)
Awww...cats are so cute!
Rubbing against my 2 legs
Adoriddible!
I head to my room
They watch me like a shepherd
My sheep follow me!
My little buddy
Follows me into bathroom
Hope she turns her head
Written by
James Ph. Kotsybar
Categories:
funny, science, trust,
Theory of Everything
Researchers assume they can trust their GUT –
that is their Grand Unified Theory.
This simple answer is close, they think, but
the resolution’s still a bit bleary.
They’ve linked electromagnetic with weak,
on their way to full unification
but, for final culmination, must seek
the gravity of the situation.
They trust they’ll find the graviton one day,
through their particle acceleration.
Without this carrier to show the way,
they’re lacking complete illumination.
And thus they hesitate to claim they know,
since, still in the dark, they may stub their TOE.
Written by
Mark Martin
Categories:
confidence, humor, innocence, trust,
Beware of This Man
I don't make cold calls nor do I mail spam
Yet others accuse me of running a scam
A chance for a fortune - to get rich real quick
A solid gold ingot that's just a lead brick
Pass this on further just like a chain letter
A miracle cure all to make you feel better
The 'gyptians might build up their great pyramids
But I can scheme Ponzi - let's earn a few quid
Just give me your details to get to your bank
I'll empty your savings - no need to say thanks
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
funny, life, trust, truth,
The Actors
the actors
are much better now
the stage is set
invisible
the lighting is lit
natural
the costumes are stitched
realistic
they are
all around you
beautiful
believable
trust-able
listen closely
and
squint your eyes
to see them
or just
trust-me
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, crazy, funny, humorous
My Brain Trust
Playing Trivia Pursuit verifies I learn little
About things that don't concern people, animals, or us,
Biology, and zoology, I never fiddle.
And subjects like paleontology I do not fuss,
Median, means and mode in math to me means middle,
Historical data I could never try to rush,
Spanish to me is an impossible mysterious riddle,
When I think of all this knowledge, I marvel and I cuss
That I can successfully cook an omelet in a griddle,
Since I was stuck with my idiotic sad little brain trust.
Written by
Phoenix Szentesi
Categories:
cute love, funny love, love,
Trust Me Baby This Is Love
One beautiful night you were standing there
On the other side of the dark pathway
I started to go over do I dare?
I try to think of words to maybe say
The moonlight makes your black hair look frozen
Wait no! What type of shocking line is that?
With the lack of light your eyes look sunken
I should just go and slink off as a cat!
He turned his head finding my nervous gaze
Gave me a smile I could barely see
Making my silly heartbeat start to raise
I returned his smile to show my glee
He said would it be wrong my little white dove
If I said trust me baby this is love
22/06/2017
Written by
Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Categories:
humor, political,
In God We Trust
Let God take the wheel.
Or so I've heard it said;
If he's the designated driver
Pray,
Trump passed his Drivers' Ed.
Written by
Dave Collins
Categories:
emotions, funny love, humor, inspiration, poets, trust
The Poet's Cell
Directions;
Read the following short passage. Then choose your answer from the
list below. Choose only one.
"She's an eyeful, a smiling mouthful and putty in my hands,
a) ___sorry, I used to have those glands"
b) ___she loves like a Heavy Metal band"
c) ___the fairest Maiden in all the land"
d) ___I drown in your timeless sensuous sands"
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny, sleep, trust,
What Did I Say
If
you
want
her to
listen to
every word
you say & give
you her undivided
attention; just be sure
that you talk your sleep ..
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny, trust, wisdom,
You Don'T Say
I
can
keep
a secret.
It’s just the
people I share
it with that cannot
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
beautiful, funny, giving, nice, trust,
good tailoring isn't swift
Certain yarns with needles knit
Are not strong and likely will split
So please keep in mind
The seamstress is kind
And insists on try-ons for fit
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, deep, friendship, humor, people, trust
In the Green Grass
in the green grass
let the God be bless
for eternity his wonders
are numerous
let the herb be
let life be for peace
the God made man
right in west africa
the dogons testify
this prove far above
the blue sky lies the
dark star
a Genesis lesson
for the hunters
bless life
speak peace
gave life
but don't be blind
in the wilderness
cos the hunters are
still wild
they don't sleep
so when you trust the forest
remember
the green snake
in the green grass
Written by
Kurtis Scott Aka Curtis Futch Jr
Categories:
adventure, humorous,
Have Some Trust
this is a must
no need to fess
or get decuess
life like dust
get off the rust
and have
SOME TRUST
Written by
Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
humor, humorous, trust,
Trusting the Press
In the past, people trusted the press.
For the press had a certain noblesse.
But today, I would say,
trust has withered away —
we are now very hard to imPRESS.
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, life,
Never Trust a Hungry Mouse
a gray squirrel sits
motionless atop the fence
winter tugs its tail
silence at daybreak
a weak sun battles hoarfrost
ice diamonds sparkle
a cat shakes its paw
the kittens lost their mittens
a snowman chuckles
the congregation
huddles together in prayer
six feet apart
fun for all ages
Pacman and toilet paper
let the games begin
a lesson not learned
never trust a hungry mouse
to clean up its mess
John G. Lawless
11/24/2020
Written by
Aniruddha Pathak
Categories:
dream, humor, trust,
Let a thousand flowers bloom
‘Pon taxpayers a tad more trust,
On tax kitty a tad less lust,
Tax that dulls no young dream,
Gathers cream just from brim,
Tax too shy to assume,
Lets thousand flowers bloom,
A tax is no broom to clean dust.
_______________________
Happenings |04.05 2015, revised February 2025|
Not that the greed of the governments would let them heed to this unwanted advice. But this ditty is still hopeful, may in case….Wish, it reminds them of what WB Yeats once said: ‘Tread softly because you tread on my dreams'…. First written in 2015, ten years later the ditty is still hopeful.