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fun, funny, life, old, truth,
my shirts and shoes
are wearing out -
and they tell me
I am too
I patch and glue
to make them whole -
to make them new
I have holes in my soles
and frayed treads on my edges -
for the most part to get through
until one day
it will all fall apart
hopefully all at once
angst, funny, imagination, mystery, philosophy,
I had a dream
Where all my clothes
Were in my toilet bowl
Apparently this means that
I am drenched in emotions
Which need to be released
So I wrote
I want the truth.
The whole truth, not your spin
doctor, sound bite version of
the truth, but the real deal,
honest to God
Baptist preacher on Easter
Sunday morning truth.
The kind of truth you only tell
your mama, because she’s psychic,
and it’s a waste of time trying to
tell her anything else anyway.
Okay, let’s have it.
I’m a big girl and I can take it,
I won’t cry.
I want the truth.
The whole truth.
Did you eat the last
damn slice of pizza?
how i feel, humor, irony, poems, poetry, truth, writing,
I feel that I've not done,
Everything that I should do.
I've not found the sun,
Nor what rain,
May have to prove.
Every word is dry,
With a fighting attitude,
Trying to deny,
What I'd truly say to you.
I've tried to be the kind,
And please your very eyes.
Yet there comes a time,
When my muse,
Runs and hides.
Nay! This game of pain,
Is not what I ordain.
Peace will be sustained,
On the day,
I write again.
Laid right there on some fluffy grass
waiting for all the boys to pass
the wind would blow
Callie would show
those gazing down her prickly azz
conflict, confusion, evil, hilarious, society, trust, truth,
Some people lie for no reason at all
While many lie with a great reasoning
Most lie to safeguard and be saved from fall
Others let themselves be blamed for speaking.
Few lie for a good acceptable cause
And many just construct a cause to lie
Its not always the flip side of truth's pause
Sometimes a lie stands on its own clean tie.
For lying is a complex social act
More than a habit but a human trait
To be a well functional artefact
Protecting expectations truth can't wait.
Lies cover up another truth to suit
Or made to create a new set of truth.
A once esteemed party was fain
To cry ‘Racist!’ again and again
Not now and again
But NOW and AGAIN
Til it made neural paths in their brain
fun, humorous, love, truth,
Someone tells you they love you for just being yourself.
They will spend their life proving to you that it is true.
A few years into the relationship, they want you to be someone else.
Did they not know who they were proving their love to?
Saying the words I love you may be a game, just for fun.
They are only words used by some to get their way.
After a while, they lose interest, and they are done.
It was a game that you were never taught to play.
Be mindful, make sure the I love you is meant for you.
Remember, if they start trying to change you...run!
If there is suspicion of someone else, it is probably true.
I hope you'll know when you've had enough fun.
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Your mind is your most powerful weapon, as long as you don't lose it
Date written: 01/19/2019
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Fake Words – Zamreen Zarook
God have given us mouth,
Not to speak to north and south,
Tongue is given under an oath,
So it’s our duty to protect them both.
Girls chat fake with boys,
Having a notion that the boys are toys,
They often make varied noise,
Thinking to keep a trap on handsome guys.
Boys are also human being,
So it’s not possible being clean,
Things varies in the way they are seen,
So positive thinking will make you keen.
Boys’ minds are pure,
As it is pure bio,
So don’t try to pour vino,
Which will take decades to get cure.
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Piece of gum attacked my shoe.
My fingers could not release.
Now, my hair is entangled.
Theresa a.k.a. Reecie
fear, funny, social,
Oh the horror!
it's just fun!
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White board…names written hori-
To go pee…right when class starts –
THAT’S just wrong…
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!
Not using lunchtime to do
No one knows
When to do their duties – SER-
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One is love,
Zero is everything else.
humor, sorry, truth,
I owe you a smile
If on today you see me down
Just know that I’m not myself right now
I’m just not having a good day
So please don’t get in my way
If I turn around and snap at you
It’s probably because I’ve already warned you
Today I’m not feeling like myself
So please go bother someone else
I’m sorry if you don’t like my attitude
I’m really trying hard not to be rude
But the wrinkle in my forehead should be a sign
That today is not your day and neither mine
So let me cool down and you try again in a little while
And remember this… “I owe you a smile.”
“The Simple Words”
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There must have been a better way.
There's just no way around it.
Family and friends kept saying so;
But, somehow, I've never found it.
Honestly, I really never looked,
Thought life was treating me well;
But to hear those folks tell it,
My life's a living Hell
Always fraught with bad decisions...
In their opinions, I should say.
I'm sure they all wonder how
I make it through each day.
They could by right, I guess;
Although I must say,
If they were all as happy as I,
They would think they'd found a better way.
friendship, humor, poets, truth, wisdom,
These three things I have learned today,
no, not just one or two;
The lessons here I have to say
came while I Souped with you.
Real friendship gained has great value
there’s pleasure in it too;
though I expect not all of you
would want my friendship, true?
Another thing I’ve learned is that
when in doubt learn to ask -
‘Tis better to have known the fact
than make a big faux pas.
And still there’s that third lesson here:
Though one thinks he has class,
Soupers will know if not sincere
and be after his a$$.
*To all Soupers, this is not a slam, just having a blast with the gang!
21 February 2015
childhood, dedication, funny, humorous, mystery, truth, visionary,
of hungry child
finds unsavoury fare
in mysterious crevice of
humor, philosophy, satire, truth,
god did good with what he had to work with considering 'twas nothing
deep, funny, music, nature, truth,
of the Snapple bottle cap
that the nothingness
of a black hole
generates a sound
in the key of B flat
who can doubt
a Snapple cap
Already now begins Santa to receive many Christmas wishes
10286 letters arrived in his mailbox today ....
Oh ... so many to read - poor old man
Do you still believe in Santa Claus ..... I hope you do
If or when you stop believing in Santa Claus .....
will your Christmas gifts only include wool socks or underwear
A-L Andresen :)
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Why can’t I have the chocolate one
I want more
She took my cookie
Hers is bigger than mine
I want to trade
That’s not fair
Thank you for the cookie
I love you
Thanks for all you do for me
I am satisfied
This is good
I am loved
Written By Deborah Finneran :) 2013
beauty, care, humorous, truth,
Small or large breasts is something one is born with
It is easy to become blinded by the glamorous fashion
The quest for the perfect body
It's all about illusion
Focus on what is good for your body
New breasts can cost you dearly
No one need operations,
be grateful for the breasts you have
Most of the breasts hanging down ...
sooner or later
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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funny, identity, life, truth,
I always wondered
if he knew my name
he called me Buddy.
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You sculpt the clay of my life
With your rigid hands,
Shouting your high commands through morning alarms.
As you collect your daily payment of attention.
When I find myself savoring life’s sweetness,
You sprint behind my back.
And when pain drops my heart from my chest,
You linger, rubbernecking from the wall.
You enclose the whole of my life
In that circular frame,
Ever spinning in your infinite math,
Drunk with power!
I can take no more of your tyranny!
I can afford no more of your triple A battery lunches-
I am afraid you’ve run out of time.
So keep your hands out of my business, I’m sleeping in today.
Jacob Reinhardt 09/05/2013