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Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: animal, cute, fun, giggle, joy, uplifting

BUNNY - POTD

Bunny very cute
Under a big bush sleeping
Now she is awake
No one knows you are my pet
You and I friends forever

Written by Lynn Marie
Categories: food, children, funny, happiness, imagination, uplifting

Jello

It wiggles and jiggles
and feels fun to the touch,
a cinch to make;
something everyone loves.

There are a million flavours,
many are fat free,
jello has been around
for many centuries.

The colours are as vibrant
as a peacock's quills
just pick your favourite;
add water, and let chill.

For something so simple
to bring such pleasure,
it is one of life's mysteries,
that everyone treasures.

So lets pause for a moment
and give thanks to jello;
for who doesn't smile,
at the options of jello.

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: day, flower, friend, giggle, humor, uplifting

You live in a fantasy

What a pretty day,
sitting watching bees play.
My yellow sunflower bends.
I am perched up high,
friends will go by.
Dragon fly and a fairy are friends.

Written by Tamiviolet Manchas
Categories: funny, happiness, imagination, passion, uplifting,

Oh, Yes.

I have a new lover, the best that I have had in a while; he satisfies my insatiable 
appetite...

anytime ~

day
or 
night;

He is Italian, and he brings his very own pesto sauce for me to spread...


all over his large body;


Oh ~ his meat...thick...tantalizing...so tasty, and his buns ~ oh, so warm...

If you are lonely some evening, and you need to be satisfied, one call and he is 
soon there...ready...

just
for
you...

Of course, there is plenty if you are a sharing soul.  Our initial meeting occurred  
today when my daughter brought him home...


"Mom, I would like you to meet Quizno, the Ultimate Italian sub."

Written by Greg Gaul
Categories: class, fun, humor, muse, poets, uplifting

Oh Ogden, Our Ogden

Will one write an Ogden Nash?
A touch o' wink, bit a blink
And then, add a glint o' guile...
Doing all, with wryest smile.

Or could it come out "Mish-Nashed"?
Since Nash, he himself, had mashed
His isms into witticisms
Leaving most in a mad dash -







Tribute, 8 Line, Light Verse, 48 Words, To Ogden Nash
Noted American Poet 1902 - 1971

Written by Misty Hoot
Categories: children, funny, happiness, uplifting,

It Was Me!

There was a boy named Charlie who loved to climb trees.
You could always recognize him by his scraped up knees.

When his mother would tell him to come inside 
he'd climb up his favorite tree and hide.
 
You could hear the siren as the firemen zoomed through town.
They had, just had to get that little boy on the ground.
 
The people would say, "There goes Charlie climbing that tree."
They really shouldn't say that because this time it was me!

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: fun, giggle, travel, uplifting, water, world

Santa Got Stranded in Florida - POTD

Santa and reindeer's were very tired,
they had one more area left to do.
This last place was very big,
it's name was Florida.

 
They must come in over land,
hitting the water they will make a huge splash.
Rudolph must see the tall lighthouse,
a bright light lighting their way.


It was a hard landing on the sand,
the sled broke.
Sunny Florida with warm temperatures,
a great place for Santa to be stranded.

Written by Murray Mahauariki
Categories: funny, life, uplifting,

Nek Minnit

I see you in the distance quite stunning are are to my eye's,
I start to check you up and down I think an angel has arrived.

Lovely slender legs and curvy little waist,
nicely proportioned bust, amazing grace.

As you slowly get closer my heart skips a beat,
flicking your beautiful long brown hair so I can gaze upon your face.

I quickly turn my head away,
I just can't believe my eye's.

That sexy attractive women I thought you were, 
Nek Minnit, your a guy.

Shame!!


Contest:	ANY 2012 POEM any theme/any form max of 18 lines - Brian Strand

M.Mahauariki © 2012

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: angel, blessing, fire, humor, religion, uplifting

Featherless Angels

How did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell God yes

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: animal, child, cute, giggle, happy, uplifting

Loving Little Beautiful Bunny

"Easter is on the way. Cute and soft bunnies are what little kids are dreaming about."  Quote By Poet

My best friend is my honey bunny,
oh how we love to eat a pot of honey.
On a bright day that is sunny,
we will laugh until we have a full tummy.
You are so fun and cute,
even when we eat our fresh fruit.
For Easter I will dress you in a suit,
then to church we will be en route.

Written by Marycile Beer
Categories: confusion, funny, uplifting,

Do I Or Don'T I

Give me something smart to say
Or maybe something dumb
What should I do, Should I stay?
Or should I go, ho hum?

Nothing seems to come together
Nothing seems to flow
Should I brush my teeth right now?
Or watch the Oprah show?

Why are some days really nutty
And others just plain boring
Today I'm going to flip a coin
If it's tail, I'm going bowling.

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: cat, giggle, rap, sleep, smile, uplifting

The Cat Nursery Rhyme

Cat cat wear your cap,
Cat cat go catch a rat.
Cat cat paws to tap,
Cat cat can you rap?
Cat cat now take your nap.

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: fun, giggle, love, summer, together, uplifting

In Marked Territory

The very hot summer is coming to a close,
fresh cool weather is in the air.
I love my walks on autumn days,
it puts a giddy up in my steps.
Off to the pretty park we will go,
looking for the In Marked Territory area.
The grass seems much greener,
with a very deep rich smell.
Open the gate quickly before I let loose,
a fun doggie park is the way to go.

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: animal, family, giggle, home, sweet, uplifting

A Mouse Or A Mountain

Growing up,
I was the runt of the litter.
My siblings called me Cute,
because I was the youngest one.
It was very hard growing up as a little mouse,
gray with tiny white spots.
I saw myself as big as a mountain,
then felt that mountain move inside of me.
Growing and learning is what I did,
then one day I was all grown up.
I wondered,
where would the world take me?
I found myself living on top,
yes on top of a mountain.
I am no longer the runt,
I am no longer called Cute.
Living on top of this mountain,
is my home.
The mouse and the mountain,
now has become one.

Written by Line Gauthier
Categories: fun, happy, humor, perspective, uplifting,

Sharp

sharp
a sense of humour
her best ally



posted on September 8, 2018

Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: animal, food, fun, giggle, sick, uplifting

Holiday Humor

in a flash Santa took off
he has a case of whooping cough
the reindeer are wired
now hungry and tired
they say it is time for beef stroganoff

Written by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: age, humor, uplifting,

- My Silver Gray Ferrari -

Never give up, fight if you can

Rheumatism has already attacked joints all over the body

Hands, shoulder, elbow, hip, ankles and knees are not as they once were

You have to fight on ... but is not easy getting old

My brilliant car ... so raw and simple ... a cure for depression

It is not difficult in any way

I just love it ... a real Ferrari puppy











29.01.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Written by Carol Sunshine Brown
Categories: children, funny, holiday, uplifting,

Easter Bunny Race

Easter bunny race
Fell as he could not keep pace
Muddy bunny face

Written by Carol Sunshine Brown
Categories: funny, history, uplifting,

Flag Maker Betsy Ross

It is said the first flag maker was Ms. Betsy Ross
Was also said she could do well with some dental floss
As one can imagine twas because she ran out of thread
She forgot to order it because she didn't take her meds




Battle Of The Clerihew---Contest Of P.D.
Written By: Carol Brown
6th Place Winner

Written by Carol Sunshine Brown
Categories: adventure, funny, happiness, uplifting,

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley was on stage with his hips swinging
His movements kept women from hearing his singing
He could make so much money without moving his lips
All he had to do was go on stage and gyrate those hips

For Battle of the Clerihew # 2 contest of P.D.
Written by: Carol Brown on 01/27/2012
3rd Place Winner

Now for Nathan's Clerihew contest
5th Place Winner

Written by Carol Sunshine Brown
Categories: funny, uplifting,

Blockhead

Can not think of any words to write
I have tried all day and night
Hey I have writers block
No they say what a crock
Wrote this so looks like they are right

Contest: Block~Block~Limerick
Sponsor: Destroyer~Poet
Written By: Carol Brown
2nd Place Winner


For Nathan "Your Best Limerick Contest"
5th Place Winner

Written by Anya Chebukina
Categories: funny, happiness, inspirational, uplifting, happy, happy

My Happy Happy Mood

I cant explain the happy mood
Im feeling at this time
It makes me want to somersault
And twist and twist around

I feel as if i might just fly
Feeling really light
I can't explain the happy mood
Im feeling at this time

But i hope that after reading this
You'll smile all the time...