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Hush, my dear mother, say no more
(Shut up your criticizing, out the door)
I know you love me, want my best,
(You’re putting my temper to an acid test)
I’m trying Jenny Craig, I know I’ll win
(Your suggestions are tantamount to starvation sin!)
Hush, my dear mother, say no more.
within my mind like stringless mimes
reside the voices of discontent
discussing in their troubled tones
the conundrum of implied intent
“I’ll say this”, and “he’ll say that”
“she’ll do thus”, and “I’ll do so”
no invites to cerebral tea
for conversations of “me with me”
for all the puppets in my head
dance to tunes I choose to play
none have the voice to boldly say
“move on, you dwell in yesterday”
for Ventriloquist Poetry Contest/Anthony Slausen
humorous, irony, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, voice,
Feelings on paper
A melody on parchment
your heartfelt humor
delighting unknown strangers
while you ignore him
pouring out your soul
into a painting or poem
husband catches up
dance, funny, judgement, voice,
Type casting Pirates of Penzance
Lining up those who’ll sing and dance
Some aced the illusion
Others beyond delusion
Laughing so hard I wet my pants
AP: 3rd place 2020, Honorable Mention 2020
Submitted on April 8, 2019, for contest PIRATE THEMED LIMERICK sponsored by TANIA KITCHIN - RANKED 4TH
A Voice Like Volcano
There was a black lady from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum kaltoum
So she tried Soprano
It was like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb.
addiction, cute love, dedication, devotion, funny love, love,
I love the sound of your voice
My heart sings when you speak
Turns into symphonies and orchestras
Of sweet melodious bliss
That when my ear tastes
My inner joy swells and abounds
Like a river in spate
Unfettered, deep, and resounding
Fresh as the medleys of life
That feed from infinite vastness
I love the sound of your voice
It is soft as doves, captivating and beautiful
Granted to hear now and ever after
Through morning, noon and night
Summer, winter and spring
Then I would gather each sentiment
Like lilies and toss
Each scent that is hope and peace
Upon the bed of my soul
Where the voice that I love to hear
Would come to me with angel kisses
And be my lullaby.
absence, age, angel, april, baptism, beautiful, beauty, bible, birth, blue, boat, body, books, boyfriend, bridal shower, flower, for her, forgiveness, freedom, funny, games, garden, girlfriend, goodbye, graduation, poetry, voice, wisdom, women, words, writing, youth,
You send bolts through my skin
something I was never to
accomplish with you, when I
saw you it's like my heart sank
to my stomach and I was in
shock my body still my body
heavy felt like when I moved I
was about to fall to my knees
you make me want to get
inside my brain pick you up and
take you out pick you one by
one like a flower because I do
love you and love you not.
angst, giggle, humorous, voice, wisdom,
Annoying knot right in the pit
Of my stomach, please stop it!
You twist and churn with fear and dread
Echo voices in my head
Have you any clue who I am
What I'm up to as a man?
What's your job, why were you hired?
I think you suck, that's it, you're fired
Here's your pink slip, now be gone
You been here now for far too long
Sorry there's no space for you
I've simply too much left to do
I wish you well, it's been a blast
Redecorate your room at last
Dust the Cobb webs, walls are painted
Furniture's been re situated
Loving life, this brand new space
Without you up in my face
Happy feeling at peace with me
At home, in love, completely free
beach, color, dark, fire, kids, fun, giggle, happy, humorous, inspirational, international, july, new year, poetry, senses, voice, youth,
E-Z Glo Punk, Lightning Flash,
TNT Devices will burst, do crash
Southern Night, Piccolo Petes
are hard to beat...
I like hand held Sparklers, Tanks
flashing fountains, Solar Flare
Six to #20 Gold I have to share,
no incidence, no burns, thanks...
Whistles blow, fountains glow,
pop'n sounds, entire sky all aglow
I love those colors, high an low
trails eched onto my retina
inspired me to let ya know
Now you close both eyes
in pitch dark, what a surprise
for you to see, right there
darkness, absolutely anywhere
beautiful trails of lights in motion
"Always read a label of caution"
funny, introspection, life, love, mother, on work and working
When tired from sweeping with the storebought broom
I'd lean against not wanting to resume
Momma said, "Nusing your bab?"
I would sweep, under breath crab
Now would love to hear her say, "Clean your room!"
(Momma would say nusing not nursing..Bab is instead of baby..)
anger, change, funny, how i feel, march, sun, voice,
Just a cold, hard slap in the face
Is Daylight Savings Time to morning place
Winter’s drive is dark and cold
Headlights searching for deer in the road
But March brings the sun like golden ripe fruit
To brighten my chores and morning commute
For just a while I pretend it will last
Try to keep winter’s veil in the past
But then the inevitable Monday comes
Because someone decided this silly thing should be done
I’ve changed the clock the night before
So once again only darkness awaits out my door
For another month
I keep the dark pace
Whoever thought of this needs a slap in the face!
crazy, funny, humorous,
I don't know who you really are, but I love the things you mutter!
Like, "Eat more chocolate! Fat is in! That biscuit needs more butter!"
You said the limit is "Suggested speed. Just hit the pedal harder."
You tell me to just let one rip then accuse another farter!
I almost passed on expensive shoes that looked and fit just great,
Because my account was overdrawn! Thank God you set me straight!
And as I sit here penning this, I love you more than ever.
You were right, I feel so good, having killed my boyfriend Trevor!
community, farewell, funny, imagination, journey, light, voice,
Linda, you think that too?
I did not want to tell you, but since Jacque did.
Wait a second! You think I have road rage?
I have known them both for almost 60 years, but
they still betray me,
creeping at me with judgements, pretending to "help me"
Two childhood friends, doing a road rage intervention.
I am incredulous,
ready to pack their stuff for them, and push them out the door.
I hope they will like their little 4 mile hike back to my house.
JSLambert Mister ROBOTO
funny, introspection, life, on writing and words, people, philosophy
Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION
boyfriend, brother, confusion, dream, humorous, voice,
my heart my breath of dreams
a drool from the corner of of my lips
I wake on an empty bed
to discover my worth to feed the furs around me
a cat purring on my chest not looking for a rump
early morning and the small dog under blankets
I am the reborn virgin to be discovered and convoked
to share nothing.
the love long past I am glad you are gone brother
as they thought we were sibling.
childhood, children, funny, hope, imagination, life
One sunny day in the month of May, a Young Grape heard a sound.
“Help a soul in need, and never kick one when it’s down.
Treat others how you wish to be, for everybody should,
do good deeds for no reason other than to do good.
Respect opinions and beliefs, it’s character that tells,
your opinion is just that, to someone else, you’re someone else.”
The Young Grape shouted “who gives these messages? Who’s the liaison?"
-And an Old Grape spoke up from afar; “twas I, the voice of Raisin!”
how i feel, humor, voice,
Designers of Dissidence
bird, humorous, morning, song, summer, voice,
It was early one hot summer morning,
When I heard off key singing through the air,
I looked to see who upset my morning
And bring peace and quiet to the morning air.
I looked around for the cause of the sound
To help give me a renewed peace of mind,
High on a wire was the source of the sound
It was an old black bird that stressed my mind.
I thought if I yelled he would fly away,
I didn't want him in my yard all day,
Nothing I did seemed to scare him away,
Why did I let one bird ruin my day?
The bird couldn't help the sound of his voice,
And I should be a lover of bird songs.
conflict, humorous, senses, sound, voice,
spouse turns his hearing aid off
silence is golden
Sponsored by Mick Talbot
cousin, culture, earth, emotions, family, fire, giggle, hyperbole, international, introspection, love, magic, simple, slam, thank you, today, voice, weather, wine,
over-top soars of the harmonica,
the ancient way takes thee and smoke...
With soliloquies we join the mast-
sanctify the allegory,
sustain some good~ing!
how i feel, humorous, silence, voice,
an incessant bore
he droned on and on and on …
where’s my gaffer tape!
Based on experience at our meal out last night – he dominated the conversation at our end of the table and then didn’t stop twittering on even during the talk on the Chinese New Year.
adventure, fantasy, friendship, funny, happiness, health, imagination, love, mystery, passion, peace, thank you, timevoice, voice,
A Question of Chi…
I see. A man once known to me,
By the name of G.
On my Path.notes,
So float in my mind.
Playful and kind,
His voice on the wind…
Passed his Way on April's day.
I read the headline say...
With an ache and a chill,
I read, his heart was still…
S’okay, my mind say…
His voice has come this way….
Soke. A Do.
"...I left you my Lotus, Lion.Ness..."
What do I ride and who do I see.
Spyder come by to sit with me.
Gord.So guard I'll be.
On.to the Wind,
In the Guardian Sea.
Are you courting insanity...
Or is that just Me?