Humorous and funny Wisdom poems and/or funny poems about Wisdom. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Wisdom funny poems!
Written by
Andrew Fairchild
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, poetry, poets, wisdom
Sonnet 31 'How High the Bar That Makes a Poet Real'
How high the bar that makes a poet Real!
(He walks in mists, and shadows of himself)
To be a poet, is to burn with steel
Set short time in the forge, the lesser self!
He brands his heart with fiery words, set down
And burns his mind with thinking, ‘til it glows,
He hopes, of sonnets, his will be the Crown,
And hopes that all the brilliance of light, shows!
But, oftener, he writes a humble piece,
A few words cramped into a simple form,
But somehow, in his feelings, a release!
Yes, humble-bumble often is the norm.
And that high bar, he reaches seldom, and
Leaves barefoot footprints in the fruity sand.
2/20/2019
Written by
Mark Goodson
Categories:
funny, health, life, hair,
The Wisdom of Wine and Gin
My hair has receded and my belly grown fat
There’s hair growing in my ears and I don’t like that
My joints ache all the day and I have troubles with peeing
I’m tired all the time and have glasses for seeing
Gravity has taken over putting life in a downward spin
No wonder I enjoy drinking a little wine and gin
Written by
Mike Gentile
Categories:
family, fun, humorous, life, wisdom,
The Legs Are Last To Go
Aunt Ruthie used to sing and dance
a jolly way to find romance
she said one thing that you should know
“The legs are last to go”
“The legs are last to go”
She’d sing her praises right out loud
and wear her stockings high and proud
she still had much that she could show
The legs are last to go
The years roll by and beauty fades
and yet her gams, she still parades
she’s 83 and don’t cha know
her legs were last to go
Her legs were last to go
Written by
Kevin Pace
Categories:
funny
A Childs Wisdom (Short)
If I
were
a fish,
I'd tell
all my
friends,
that worms
come on
hooks
with sharp
pointy
ends.
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
allusion, creation, humorous, satire, wisdom,
Miranda Saying
While love is totally blind, the body behaves as voyeur in mind
Written by
Patrick Hamilton
Categories:
character, encouraging, hope, humorous, wisdom,
Forever a Fool
This is too hard
I don’t want to do it
There is simply no way
For me to get through it
Though, often, we confuse
What is hard with what stimulates
We don’t lack the ability
Rather the time that it takes
If we do not practice
Reform what is tough
Then nothing we do
Will prepare us enough
So don’t do what is hard
Do not follow this rule
Never stimulate and prepare
Remain, forever, a fool.
Written by
Gary Smith
Categories:
humorous, wisdom,
The Patience of a Frog
Across the pond float lily pads
Upon one sat a frog,
He looked rather startled
His eyes were wide agog.
Had he seen a stalking heron,
Was he scared to move, thought I
Then to my surprise, his tongue shot out
And caught a passing fly.
That wise old frog had patience
It comes to those who wait,
For that fly, it came to him
And that wise old frog, he ate.
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
humorous, perspective, poetess, poetry, poets, wisdom
His Own Writer
Don't corner the writer – put
him in a cage and poke; you
like Shakespeare...then read
Shakespeare! And let the writer
be his own rhyming or ill rhymed-bloke.
To me, mistakes, imperfections –
spontaneous glitches, as I prefer to
call them – send me into joyful stitches;
a fresh exhibition of relatable nature –
the transformation of perfection into
Human Interest. So, let the writer
be his or her own protagonist, or Free-willed
blessed Nemesis. Write and read whatever
tickles you pickles you...and let Mike be Mike,
and Jane
be a literal-pain
to her personable like.
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humor, philosophy, society, wisdom
Intelligent Life
Before leaving earth
we should seek to find
intelligent life…if
we are to identify it elsewhere;
for the universe is
an obvious abundance
while man has yet
to expose his own….
Written by
Greg Gaul
Categories:
humor, introspection, meaningful, wisdom, write,
Whizdumb
I've got little to say
that's not already cliche.
Bite Size Poem no. 6 Contest
Line Gauthier
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
humorous, meaningful, people, perspective, poetry, wisdom
God's Blessing and Calamity
I comb my hair
to fit my head~now more
a chore of strands; walk
with my feet at different
angles, they seeming to like
it that way, making amusing
duck-tracks in the snow, steps
for the fox to sniff and blow,
and a place where the bear can
snort and go – I cannot write
like Shakespeare...but I doubt
that he could write like me –
each of us having a personal
voice, God's blessing and
and calamity....
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
children, funny, wisdom,
- Seven Years and Big Brother -
I am 7 years old and have already learned a lot
as ...
"God's wife is called Godmother
She is the mother of all her grandchildren:
Noah, Jesus and Santa Claus "
This is my second year at school
"All children start with clean hands"
(laughter ......... :)
By the way
... do you know?
"Grandmothers have very big bra
They are so big that
I get the whole butt and two knees into one bowl
... the second my brother can use a cradle "
From the child's mouth :)
02.02.2018
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
education, graduation, humor, wisdom,
Phd
you won't find me changed
from him you knew—just more sure
of all I thought true
Written by
Kieran Pavlick
Categories:
allusion, humorous, wisdom,
Best For Last
Best for last
Lizard lips
Blizzard tips
Cow pies
Cannon fodder
Tobacco breath
Primitive Quest
Papilloma’s daughter
Whale droppings
Frantic knocking
Eutectic solder
**** eyes
Flabby thighs
Don’t bother
Petal pink
Purple ink
Sugar water
Melon slice
Sticky rice
Bubbly juice
Fruit tree
Pretty feet
Bustin loose
Air guitar
Morning star
Spruce goose
Genius type
No hype
Sweet night
Written by
Dan Kearley
Categories:
funny, humorous, hair, wisdom,
Two Grey Hairs of Wisdom
I have just two grey hairs in my mustache
That keep growing back,under my nose
Why there's just two
I haven't a clue
Soon to be joined by many more,I suppose
They say grey hair grows with wisdom
But with just two hairs under my nose?
No matter what I do
They keep growing through
The beginning of wisdom for me,I suppose
Two grey hairs I've plucked and cut
From my mustache under my nose
For now there's just two
Soon to be joined by quite a few
A lesson learned in wisdom for me,I suppose
Dan Kearley:2-15-13
Written by
Elizabeth Smith
Categories:
funny, growing up, humor, irony, teenage, wisdom
Teenage Years
In a long ago day no term such as teenager
was inferred
Upon reaching pubescence adulthood was
conferred
No separate entity were teenage years
thought to be
Anymore than 20 or 30 even 93
The business of giving separate age a place
on life's map
Has turned out to be nothing but a load
of crap
"I'm a teenager" they will wail and whine
Implying "your life is less valuable than
mine"
"I'm your replacement" is what they're
trying to say
But they should at their feet what's crawling
on the floor
Their own replacements will be ready a couple
years or more
Written by
Demetrios Trifiatis
Categories:
humorous, parody, wisdom,
Wisdom Or Opinion
Once Plato and Lao-Tzu had their own blog
Since their philosophies thought mighty strong
Expected people much to read
With wisdom themselves to feed
But readers chose instead opinion's fog!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
03 FEBRUARY 2015
Written by
Ngoc Nguyen
Categories:
humor, love, romance, wisdom, women, youth
Lavender and Lovely, Red Roses
Like lavender and lovely, red roses,
they’re meant for your immaculate sweethearts
and their fine, little, delicate noses;
not to damage the most sensitive parts,
or overwhelm the olfactory senses,
bedaub with the finesse of the fine arts,
as love’s a game of great consequences.
Lovers choose on the mere whiff of a scent;
so smell good, or lead to major offenses.
Too much perfume is wholly unpleasant:
a little hint on the neck and the wrist
is enough to smell attractively fragrant;
then don’t offend like a face striking your fist,
if you heed these lines you'll get the main gist.
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
culture, funny, introspection, wisdom,
Redundancy
How redundant is it
to give out a word to the wise.
Is it not the fools
who most need the advice?
Written by
Kp Nunez
Categories:
friendship, humor, poets, truth, wisdom,
Reflections Over a Cup of Soup
These three things I have learned today,
no, not just one or two;
The lessons here I have to say
came while I Souped with you.
Real friendship gained has great value
there’s pleasure in it too;
though I expect not all of you
would want my friendship, true?
Another thing I’ve learned is that
when in doubt learn to ask -
‘Tis better to have known the fact
than make a big faux pas.
And still there’s that third lesson here:
Though one thinks he has class,
Soupers will know if not sincere
and be after his a$$.
*To all Soupers, this is not a slam, just having a blast with the gang!
21 February 2015
Written by
Scott Harris
Categories:
angst, giggle, humorous, voice, wisdom,
Knot In My Stomach
Annoying knot right in the pit
Of my stomach, please stop it!
You twist and churn with fear and dread
Echo voices in my head
Have you any clue who I am
What I'm up to as a man?
What's your job, why were you hired?
I think you suck, that's it, you're fired
Here's your pink slip, now be gone
You been here now for far too long
Sorry there's no space for you
I've simply too much left to do
I wish you well, it's been a blast
Redecorate your room at last
Dust the Cobb webs, walls are painted
Furniture's been re situated
Loving life, this brand new space
Without you up in my face
Happy feeling at peace with me
At home, in love, completely free
Written by
Dave Collins
Categories:
anger, conflict, humorous, sick, wisdom,
Diamonte Dumbmonte
Idiocracy
Irrevelant, trivial
Idiot, imbecile, moron, bastardo
Falling, vomitting, succombing
Unbecoming, reticient
Dead
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, husband, i love you, mother son, wisdom, boxing day
My Parting Gifts
The time has come for me to say goodbye forever
I am not brilliant at expressing my emotions
But in the words of ‘Sealion Dion’ ….
‘I will always love you’
If you check in the filing cabinet
You will find my portfolio of shares
I have kept the Woolworth's certificate it may be valuable
They may resurface one day ….
That’s the wonder of Woolies!
If you ever need a new sofa…. don’t forget these immortal words
The DFS Half Price Sale starts at 10am on Boxing Day!
Contest:- My Parting Gifts
Sponsor:- Viv Wigley
02~06~16
Written by
Lycia Harding
Categories:
computer, education, funny, success, wisdom,
Learn Something
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Do you feel like each day is the same?
Do all things, every person, each glitch
you encounter seem boring and lame?
Is the rut you're in more like a ditch?
When you want to rekindle the flame,
let the internet help you enrich
your existence and soon you'll reclaim
that old joy you felt filling your niche.
If you yearn to get back in the game
learn to use the new tools that exist.
If you don't, you'll be solely to blame.
So, log on now and Google it, b&tch!
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Written by
Eve Roper
Categories:
humor, wisdom,
Stinky Skunk
Stinky Skunk
Black, white furry skunk
Encounter sprayed accident
Sprayed again your fault
By Eve Roper 3/1/2015