Humorous and funny World poems and/or funny poems about World. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious World funny poems!
Written by
Richard Palmer
Categories:
adventure, fantasy, funny,
Paint the World
Brush in hand,I lay my plan,
Start from the sea,then paint the land,
From the sea I take the blue,
Paint it crystal,you can see right through,
Take the blue and paint the breeze,
Rain-bow for flowers,orange for trees,
Erase the brown from the earth,
Wave my brush,clean cloths,white dirt,
Painted all disasters, brightest red,
Better satellite imagery trying to minimize the dead,
Tone down Mr Sun,a lighter shade of yellow,
Soothing his anger,now he's a jolly fellow,
Pink glows,north,east,south or west,
Lovers staring at the moon,feel the gentleness,
My paint,my brush,my colours sway,
Painting this world,each and every day...
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny, me, world, me, money,
She Means the World To Me
I gotta crooked legged woman
With legs that go where they choose
Her lips are shaped like a beer mug
And over flowin with booze
She means the world to me
And a freak that makes me money
Her face is like a chocolate chip cookie
Covered in spots dots and all of that
I don't need a road map to find my way around
Just look at her face and I know where I'm at
She means the world to me
And a freak that makes me money
She gotta hunch back
From her boobs that sag
They look like two egg yolks
On two kwik mart bags
But She means the world to me
And a freak that makes me money
**Singing the Blues**
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
fun, giggle, travel, uplifting, water, world
Santa Got Stranded in Florida - POTD
Santa and reindeer's were very tired,
they had one more area left to do.
This last place was very big,
it's name was Florida.
They must come in over land,
hitting the water they will make a huge splash.
Rudolph must see the tall lighthouse,
a bright light lighting their way.
It was a hard landing on the sand,
the sled broke.
Sunny Florida with warm temperatures,
a great place for Santa to be stranded.
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
humor,
Jan's World
When life seems all backed up
with pressers all around
I slip into the bathroom
and let my trousers down
It's private and so quiet
and I like the cool white seat
with my back against the porcelain
it's quite a soothing treat
Now, once I'm all relaxed
I reach for stuff to read
And somewhere through Jan's poetry
I do my dirty deed
They say that Michelangelo saw his sculptures in a block of marble before he started carving---God only knows what Jan sees in a round porcelain bowl to inspirer her to write phoop! LOL Jan, God Bess
Written by
Dr. Robert Ippaso
Categories:
confusion, environment, hope, humanity, humor, inspirational
Has Our World Gone Mad
I’m confused
At times bemused
By the turn society’s taking,
Sexuality so complex
Gender needing further context
All my preconceptions breaking.
Are cows good
On this we brood
Carbon footprint the new quandary,
Should we fly
Or cycling try
A simpler world I recall fondly.
Left or Right
The current fight
Politicians all grandstanding,
Little caring
Overbearing
Of our hearts and minds demanding.
To take part
Is quite an art
Every word now needing measure,
Opinions rue
So fast to sue
No surprise the past I treasure.
Written by
Marycile Beer
Categories:
friendship, funny, imagination, world,
Tamiviolet Is This Really You?
Tamiviolet, Tamiviolet
I must say my dear
I read your poem 'Oh,Yes' today.
I thought I can't believe it
How did poetrysoup slip up
To allow someone to put
A poem like yours, on their Internet
I am a widow
And your words truly did shock me
But when you involved your own daughter
I just about lost it, yes sir ree
I hadn't picked up on this side of you
In the poems of yours I'd read
And here on world wide internet
You bragged about the part your daughter played
Now I feel it is up to me,
To inform the whole world today
Tamiviolet as of right now,
You have just been tagged.
Cile Beer
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
god, heart, humor, technology,
A World Obsessed with Technology
A world obsessed with technology
leads mankind to dismiss teleology
God has not been found by telescopes ~
I’d suggest they try a stethoscope
Written by
John Pen
Categories:
football, fun, funny, humor, humorous, soccer
World Cup 2014
Pain in Spain
Bland England
Shame in the game
Who do you blame
When your approach is lame
Three lions or three blind mice?
I wonder
Written by
Ana Espinola Collins
Categories:
children, kids, fun, funny, humorous, kid
Our Not-So Perfect World
In a perfect world...
Things won't break,
Our clothes don't shrink,
Bugs won't bite,
And skunks don't stink.
People never snore,
They don't even sneeze;
Ice cream never melts,
And puddles don't freeze.
There are no creepy crawlers,
No slimy pets,
No spooky sounds,
No noisy jets.
We never get dirty,
We never get told,
It's never too hot,
It's never too cold.
No one is shorter,
No one is taller,
Nothing is bigger,
Nothing is smaller.
In a perfect world...
There's no fun at all.
But in our not-so-perfect world,
We always have a ball!
by Ana Espinola Collins
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
humorous, world,
- Patience and Courtesy -
Few things are as annoying as standing in line
Queues and waiting can be an ordeal for even the most patient
Always choose "the wrong line"
Some use courtesy that seems slick and superficial
We see bad queue culture at the store every day
It quickly becomes chaos during rush hour
when we are going home from work
Everybody going home
Impatience gives tightening in the chest
A wave of irritation and blood pressure rises
A reminder, must do an errand at the pharmacy
A queue number must be drawn
Can you imagine the lack of harmony
Be patient and let time take care
So slow down and appreciate the little things
02.02.2016
A-L Andresen :)
Written by
Mark Peterson
Categories:
humorous, peace,
World Peace
There is this thing we crave,
and call it world peace.
We fast and pray, both night and day,
hoping war will simply cease.
The odds I think are not that good
we’ll get it in my life—
too many secretive, conspiring minds
that benefit from strife.
If we had Aladdin’s lamp
the genie might assist.
I’m sure that he could get it done
with simple flick of wrist.
But if he’s asked to take control,
results could be austere;
in order to gain world peace
he’d make us disappear.
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
confidence, funny, world,
- Natural Talent -
Most things are natural,
even for the one who is unique
It can be extremely difficult
and discover your own talents
You may still be highly competitive,
but now you're competing to win new business
Take very close note of moments like this
In a perfect world, everyone would get to use their strengths
15.07.2018
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
body, care, feelings, humor,
- Star World X- Rays -
No one asks how you feel
Ready for some squishing
Cold hands that tugs and pulls
The breast is squeezed down and keep me captive
First right breast ~ left breast the same treatment
Totally humiliated, with you head glued to this Star World X-rays
I am sure that this machine was created by a man
Ten minutes you're done ~ your worst enemy is breast cancer
24.08.2016
- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
- Published in the Newspaper 29.08.2016
Written by
Riya Melvin
Categories:
fashion, funny, missing, satire, science, technology
Upside Down World It Is
Am I wrong,
Or has the world went upside down.
What happened to all? I wonder.
While I said "hello" to my bestie,
He replied "hi" through messenger.
What happened to him? I wonder
I asked my brother to go for an evening stroll,
I will accompany you on my cycle was his answer.
What happened to him? I wonder.
While I told my old colleague "I wanna catch up with you",
We will have a video chat session was his reply.
What happened to him? I wonder.
Is it me or is it the world around me
Has the world went upside down
Or it might be me, thinking downside up.
5-March-2017
Written by
Peter Dome
Categories:
change, fantasy, fun, funny, muse, silly
If Women Rule the World
If women ruled the world
I'd have a sex change and be a girl
If you can't beat em
Join em.
Peter Dome. Copyright.2015.May.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor, world war ii,
An Old World War Ii Injury
Well how do you do, my name is Jack
Brain's still working but it's got a big crack
It's a World War II injury
Watching the war on TV
Munching on chips put my back outta whack
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Rhoda Tripp
Categories:
humor, humorous, winter, word play,
Upside Down World - Frigid Wife
There once was a snowman named Jerrit.
His wish was to embed his carrot.
So he stood on his head;
He could have stayed in bed.
If his cold wife would grin and bare it.
Written 1/1/2018
Contest: Upside Down World (limerick)
Hosted by: Eve Roper
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
funny,
World News
World News
Obama won the election
With great elation
Yet the headlines in
Norwegian newspapers were
About cheese importation
Written by
Polly Poet
Categories:
city, funny, travel, world,
There Once Was a City Called Havana
Havana's a great place to come,
The jazz gives you something to hum,
Drive an old vintage car,
Or smoke a cigar,
But don't get too drunk on the rum!
View more here > https://cubaholidays.co.uk/blogs/posts/119169/around-the-world-in-limericks
Written by
Mark Toney
Categories:
film, fun, humor, london, travel, voyage
Oscar-Ku 29 -Around the World In 80 Days
Phileas Fogg's trek
wild globe-trotting travelogue...
fun Passepartout
Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via wattpad.com
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
children, flower, funny, humor,
The Brave New World
He came from a world they call shower
And he never knew of its power
For even the sun
Sensed when he was done
For it changed a son into flower
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
An Old World War Ii Injury
Well how do you do, my name is Jack
Brain's still working but it's developed a crack
It's a World War II injury
While watching it on TV
Munching on chips put my back outta whack
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
adventure, allusion, health, humor, humorous,
According To World Health Organization
Cookies, snacks, Chips...
drinks induce cancer...
Polluted air causes disease,
live causes old age,
dying saves us...
How could we live !
Written by
Mark J. Halliday
Categories:
hilarious, humorous, military, silly, travel, world
Measure For Measure
I moved to Europe.
They measured weight by volume.
Completely absurd!
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
funny
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Mad
People
What they do
To get money
Mad!